only Neo's second best exchange for me

Horrible chat here from one guy who thinks people getting burned in easily avoidable disasters isn’t his problem and he shouldn’t have to worry about it. Now to take a big sip of coffee and read the Grenfell Inquiry report, to 100% confirm this is wasn’t a common view among key people involved

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

joani reid walking around her constituency

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

Atlanticists when confronted with the knowledge that they've wasted decades of their life

as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to skip ad

a support package for the equity punks, at long last

going back in time to kill baby computer

Getting older I’ve noticed how often I keep saying “fuck it’s [insert month of the year] already”. But yeah, fuck, it’s almost April already

Maybe he just has social anxiety :(

Would you have an interest in a report that essentially says "here's what you wanted and imposed on people by grinding them down and throwing tantrums for decades, it turns out it was terrible"?

Can’t believe they actually defended Liam Rosenior on the High Performance podcast

lmao

sad news, you won't be getting the AI girlfriend who tells you to kill yourself www.ft.com/content/de9b... archive: archive.is/kMZKv

When asked which Italian Serie A great he respected most upon his arrival in Italy, Sócrates replied: "I don't know them. I'm here to read Gramsci in [the] original language and to study the history of the workers'

Racist nasty cunt Wes Steeting is sending this letter to Ilford residents - literally Jiromly Croybins with an extra large side order of racism via "...becoming a rotten Borough like Tower Hamlets". Disgusting piece of shit. PIECE OF SHIT.

You can just do Islamophobia on the cover of your magazine; it's so normalised now that you don't even have to worry

Surely nobody connected to Labour Together would ever do anything weird and insane to shield themselves from accountability

Children up and down the country are saying they can't hand in their homework because "it's on Morgan McSweeney's phone". They know the teachers can't do anything about it because the government has made it a legitimate excuse. That's what the Labour Party is doing to our values.

my guess is that twitter engineers stumble into a simple hotfix that threatens to destroy the entire MAGA grifter economy requiring the boss to swoop in and save them maybe once a month on average

Got stuck watching this and it feels like a Nathan Fielder bit youtu.be/Nr8WFOKTVy8?...

come on man lol

Tim Sherwood, welcome home

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

Ban children from pubs! (crowd cheers) unless the pub seems too mean about it (crowd boos) because the parents are just stressed out from working under late stage capitalism! (crowd cheers) and so they can’t be arsed to control their kids at the pub (crowd boos) but the staff are stressed too! (cro

Those homes are already being destroyed with plastic explosives. The aim here - repeatedly and publicly stated, now being openly demanded by the Israeli press - is to seize the entire area, destroy everything standing there then replace it with settlements full of far right religious extremists.

Very good

So funny how everyone complains about the game getting boring then when a flair player does a few kick ups there’s a media storm about it. Who cares? He can take the piss however he likes, and Ben White can clatter him for doing it. That’s fair

My boy Diaby knew how to deal with that cunt! 😵

The true peak of British politics operating at max efficiency here: denouncing racism, with National Front-level racial hatred and inflammatory terror. Other politicians would - and do! - articulate this in different messages, but not this guy.

Strange situation where we have to corroborate our sources

If you want to feel slightly better...

The game will probably be horrible and we might well lose, but I’m feeling more excited about today than I’ve felt in a long time this season with Arsenal. Feels like a free hit, if we win, we get to have a laugh, if we lose we can still win other things. Truly a guilt free way to get off my face

Seeing as John Terry has outed himself as a supporter of Reform Britain’s right-wing rhetoric, here’s a reminder of the truly hilarious and shameless attempts at positive PR when he was accused of racially abusing QPR defender Anton Ferdinand in 2011

Not long now

There really is no class solidarity in football. How are Arsenal and Liverpool fans fighting when we have one common enemy - the nation state petrodollar football club??

Even if this was said as a joke (you can never really tell with political journalism) it does just show how childish our attitudes are towards drugs are in this country. You can be against legalisation if you like, fine, but talking about it like this is just pathetic from a professional isn’t it?

ok well good news for anyone who isnt a consumer i guess

what I imagine will happen when I send a message around asking if anyone fancies a pint

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts

expect some of this

Hey, I am not saying I have found the *BEST* commentary for yesterday, but I think I have (Argentina). 😂 Covers both Arsenal goals, Gyökeres and Max Dowman. I promise you won't be disappointed. 🔴⚪🔊

i think a lot of people who wanted a certain political jay nay say qwah out of OBAA should go back and watch How To Blow Up A Pipeline, which the academy and most distributers totally ignored

this is probably my most 'im getting old' tweet ever but i had a petits filous the other day and it tasted awful. they've definitely done something to them. wake up people