Something very “no dude I’m sure this stripper is actually in love with me” about how actors pretend they're in love with their costars to promote their films and we all buy it

It is, you have to admit, class that Wes Streeting managed to leak texts with Peter Mandelson that outlined his policy differences with the current leadership

this is a genuine headline for a genuine story by the way. they are laughing in our faces www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

There‘s lots of political incidents that still need clear accountability but if the Epstein stuff just gets turned into a stupid meme for zany tik toks and reels and there’s no justice then I feel like it will make people more insane than usual. How can anyone carry on pretending like it’s normal

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

Keir Starmer sitting at his desk, knowing that he can struggle on or by 6pm he could be knocking back his second Kingfisher whilst waiting for his butter chicken and plain naan to turn up.

British values

that process in full

The business card scene but it’s about whose head is shinier and smoother

Really funny to see the British press pretend that all of this Mandelson and Epstein stuff is new when there were people posting pics of them hanging out together over five years ago lol. But that was just quietly ignored because it wasn’t proper journalism apparently

Genuinely can’t believe they’re just going to go for the “God are we still talking about that? It’s so boring and unimportant 🙄” defence

I wrote about how all our politicians and media are incompetent. I guess that means I’m officially back in the writing game

Name them shame them

this interview with the charli xcx film director up there with some of the most embarrassing shit i've ever heard

This place still isn't and will never be peak twitter but it's getting close enough and I'm alright with that because it doesn't have tonnes of nazis in it as far as I can tell

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

I'm going to get so much usage out of this meme.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Since @tomusher.bsky.social's piece on r/bald I've been completely obsessed with it. So wholesome. And seeing people go from kinda funny looking to drop dead gorgeous with one quick head shave is just *chef's kiss*. I am feeling a lot more relaxed about if/when it finally happens to me

if my partner hired someone who was knowingly associated with the world's biggest paedophile i would

Hello Nigel this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010

My 14 yo told me today that he read Epstein was responsible for micro transactions in call of duty and I can’t tell if he’s serious or not and I hate that this is our reality now

really can't get over how everything bad politically seems to have been orchestrated by some paedophile and his weirdo rich mates yet we're all still going to pretend they are legitimate viewpoints and not just some bollocks they conjured up to make people angry on purpose

Arsenal fans can be very annoying online but I don't think there's any other fanbase that gets as frequently and purposefully provoked by the British media. And also very indicative of how most journalists seem to live on twitter and so compile all their opinions from how people act on there

Jeffery Epstein and Donald Trump really must answer for my potential un-diagnosed ADHD.

the world is run by evil people sure but you still have agency in that world i'm afraid

just a bunch of lads being lads

the reaction to the epstein files is like george bush releasing a video on 9/11 saying "yeah it was me, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams lol" and the press and right wing people online being like "well, it's complicated"

Today's is p good tbf.

Ladies and gentlemen…the weekend

That’s the three biggest tech guys actually

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Also they all take hundreds of photos of each other like people did when Facebook first came out

for no reason recalling this

I remember the better times when we had @tomusher.bsky.social's Friday Cheers. No more, thanks to anti-woke.

I think a lot about Parmy Olson's observation that AI companies actively push everyone to talk about existential risk, because it distracts from more prosaic current day concerns like copyright theft, conditions for data workers, energy & water use, and their financial situation

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

I can confirm that Sex Matters has been refused permission to bring its anti-democratic, exclusionary, and bigoted challenge to the inclusive space at Hampstead Ponds. More to follow.