Rarely does an author so very clearly provide the reason for the absolutely stupid words they wrote.

yo i didn’t read it. it’s the guardian.

dude it’s been an extraordinarily successful quarter of a century. hardly a flash in the pan and i wouldn’t describe it as ‘idiocy’ either. also, for the most part, quite positive masculinity. sneer less, guardian. 🙄

One of the timeless appeals of Jackass to me personally is the willingness to confront risk, pain, and danger, despite being afraid. Sometimes having courage is not a net positive, but getting kicked in the nuts sure can be funny.

To me, this is positive masculinity.

Proud to get my first print publication in a newspaper today for The Guardian. Obviously about being an idiot

Spotted at Metallica

Tangible Vibe Shift coming soon!!!

Just got Tom-mogged by two surly and burly men

Recording with @bloodwork.show

empire state building climbers almost perfect encapsulation of modern aesthetic liberalism: it looked very much like a dangerous protest - big sign, balaclavas, got arrested - but the sign said some meaningless shite and in the end all it did was promote their art instagram

22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

[bring back proper bin men voice] back in my day we didn't have any of your fancy smartphones and tik toks and suchlike, we used to copy dangerous wrestling moves and jackass stunts, and we were a lot happier for it

Some people are saying the heatwave is too hot, some people are saying it's not hot enough, so it must be doing something right

If England win tonight they'll face Mexico next. The two countries in this world cup where I've had the best Mexican food.

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I kind of like how Mbappe is a throwback type of player you used to get in the 90s where he only really excels in World Cups

Woke Wokes WOKE³ Woke: Resurrection

Here are loads of steps that millions of people must make every single day so we can avoid the one simplest step of stopping rampant profiteering

A quarter of terror attacks in Britain over the past decade have targeted Muslims, but some have gone largely unnoticed because of delays formally declaring them terrorism Most jihadist attacks, by contrast, have been declared within hours of taking place inews.co.uk/news/uk-terr...

There will always be desperate journalists to do whatever bollocks you ask of them (I used to be one) but it's only ever their name on the article as if they came up with the idea, commissioned it, edited it and published it themselves, and didn't just write it for 20p a word

We can't keep living like this.

So much of the crisis centre left parties face is about how they advocate for policies without 'scaring the rich' and reminding them that it'll benefit them. But what if you just told the rich directly that it's not entirely about them. How would they really respond

Everyone is impressed with Zohran being able to deflect and diffuse obviously bad faith questions, and while hes a skilled speaker, it does strike me that the main answer really is to tell the interviewer that the world doesn't revolve around them

I wrote about what the Melancholy of Class, Predator and Slavoj Zizek have taught me about life lately: tomusher.substack.com/p/i-aint-got...

with zp the press are trying to do way more with way less to an audience that's already seen this film and it just looks utterly pathetic and transparent

Not exactly failing to declare £730,000 in donations, like Morgan MacSweeney did before being rewarded with a job as the PM's chief of staff.

Wow, £1,500 quid that he didn't even take. What a story

I wrote about what the Melancholy of Class, Predator and Slavoj Zizek have taught me about life lately: tomusher.substack.com/p/i-aint-got...

Segue shouldn't be spelt like that. It should be segway

Once again thumbing my nose at @tomusher.bsky.social

i promise to use it only for essential purposes. like chatgpt please show me what all the members of ABBA would look like composited into one person. also how many ‘b’s are there in ABBA

Noticing that now more often use bro instead of mate when addressing someone they don't know but still want to remain friendly with. Another sickening form of creeping Americanism, and in a way, fascism.

Drinking a piping hot black coffee @tomusher.bsky.social Iced coffee is for wimps

This is the best kind of cringe. It rocks. And I love that their biggest stars are bought into it front and center.

The annoying thing about Starmer in retrospect is that he had a completely open goal, and only needed to do some of the stuff he promised when he got in to be seen as alright. And he fucked it for seemingly no reason anyway, and became massively hated in the process. So actually it's really funny

I wrote about how life is kind of like the Silent HIill 2 remake, when you really think about it. open.substack.com/pub/tomusher...

I wrote about how life is kind of like the Silent HIill 2 remake, when you really think about it. open.substack.com/pub/tomusher...

With all the England flags going up it’s easy to think that the World Cup is being used as a guise to re-run Raise The Colours. But a quick guide to spotting which is racist and which is just about the football L: stop the boats R: Football

Now that we've defeated racism at the ballot box (again) we can go back to being patronising

a perfect storm of malevolence and utter technological illiteracy

Sorry guys lost myself a bit there and started what felt vaguely like a peak liberal Twitter pile on. Lots of different and strongly contrasting opinions though, almost like it’s a complicated subject with no clear answer. Anyway I’m on holiday, here’s some food and beer I’ve been having :)

"The government and judicial system treat far-right terrorism more leniently than leftwing dissent. So perhaps this should lead us to another answer to the question of how best to describe what we are seeing. It might be a nominally Labour government. But this is rightwing authoritarianism."

When Rosie Duffield said that short kings shouldn’t be allowed to compete in men’s sports

Unhinged things the UK gender critical movement said that altered my brain chemistry part 1: When Maya Forstater tried to apply the principle of sexual dimorphism to a cartoon alien library mascot

The Uruguayan 🇺🇾 coach Marcelo Bielsa refusing to participate in the official World Cup photoshoot. Bielsa denounced the tournament in the United States, criticizing the greed and treatment of fans, players, officials, and staff

They’re banning kids in pubs discourse on social media as well

He is referring to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Sir Keir Starmer, who is a pig, a slob, and a wretched dog