This is exactly the kind of person I want making puzzle videogames. I want 3 things: 1) looks like a magician 2) I lost my mind making the game 3) I hate AI, please allow me to lose my mind making my games

People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.

hey grok here’s me and my family put us in a movie ☺️ [makes horrible incest film] um okay grok not cool less incest this time please [incest toned down 0.01%] grok please make another movie with no incest [churns out nightmarish snuff film]

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

one dystopia please, and make it extra shitty

all of these “walkable city” types who hate trucks and SUVs: how else is my son Deagle meant to carry a tactical unit’s worth of guns and ammo to his next school shooting

Excuse me it is 2026 the word is "women"

it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

all bricked up and nowhere to go

huge paul schrader vibes here

insane Transformers toy your rich mate owned and you were always jealous of

every pub i walk past now has these vibrant cartoony posters all clearly drawn by the same artist, that person must be making some serious bank

pigeon getting the ick when her suitor flaps away to scran some stale bread

Look you're simply living in the best economy in history, which is why you need 11 jobs to afford food while all the people telling you to work harder are doing so from homes they or their parents bought for $500 fifty years ago.

as lou reed once famously said about videogame HUD elements: health counter is fine. health and ammo are pushing it. a little box showing which keycards you’ve picked up and you’re into jazz

mogging all the other school run dads by being the best at Build engine mapping, immediately shutting down any conversation about jobs or houses or cars or holidays or watches

Some of you on here

just wanted to read a kids’ menu online and look at all this fucking shit lmao

Lucy — alright, a broad, i like where this is going — in the Sky — smells like bullshit but i’ll stick with it — With Diamonds — no. absolutely fucken not. what fucken fraud wrote this. fuck

To me this is by far the top explanation for Gen Z nihilism. If you don't brand and commodify every aspect of your life, you're falling behind. If you're not getting one over on the next guy in crypto or prediction markets, you're a sucker. Beyond Marx's alienation of labor--alienation of personhood

when you see a guide price of £5k you just gotta scroll through the photos, this one does not disappoint www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...

i have completed the vinted algorithm

the middle child can serve as food for the other two when times are lean

i lived through the summer of 1976 and it didn’t do ME any harm [brain fried so badly 50 years later i’m voting reform]

I was responsible for this (it was literally my idea while I was Product Manager for Media Playout at the BBC) and it is still my proudest achievement ever

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

My new interest is AI’s continuing struggles with the letter ‘R’

I’ve done something terrible

my mam died a few weeks ago and I didn’t sleep for over 50 hours in her last days then had a hypomanic episode juggling parenting and school runs and trips up and down the country and funeral planning and surreal grief then a depressive crash immediately after her wake. I’m fried

Yes mom We need this for cigarette night and im throwing a fit if we dont have it

This works flawlessly as a silent film

kudos to the makers of the magic faraway tree for casting rebecca ferguson as a sadistic disciplinarian, truly a “one for the dads” for the ages

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

Somehow, this is funnier than when Grandpa Simpson did it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

“sorry, no credit cards or debit cards accepted” on either machine, obviously no ticket office cos lol imagine that, luckily i had £20 on me, £5.10 for one 28-minute journey, then the machine spat out only pocket-filling coins and with all the bullshit i missed a Metro. fuck SAKE

staying up in South Shields and wildly over-ordered from Delhi 6, everything sounded so good i couldn’t settle and this banquet came to under £19, so much lovely food. made a valiant attempt to smash it solo, got maybe two-thirds through, luckily my leftovers were swiftly claimed

this dude’s CV pinballs around maybe more than George Miller – Scary Movie 3, Chernobyl, The Last of Us and

bought 3 pairs of Nike Vandals for like £18 each at TK Maxx a couple of decades ago, still wearing the least-shredded ones now. fancied a new pair and… maybe not lol. can anyone recommend something similar (high-tops, bouncy soles) from a more ethical, less scumbag brand? cheers

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GP prescribed me another week of zopiclone and that bit where your arms feel weighed down is so good

[rodeo guy fucking bricking it] this is my first rodeo

scientists should stop searching for albino blue whales or whatever and instead focus on finding the most elusive being of all: a BMW driver who isn’t a complete cunt

swiftly swapping out the real remote in my one-year-old’s grasp with his shitty toy like indiana jones and the bag of sand

arch rivals, hidden copyright text, arcade (1989) 'the following text is at 0x01AE8 in the main cpu.' tcrf.net/Arch_Rivals_...

key argument from loads of “i NEED an SUV” guys is “try doing a family shop without one,” like i literally have two kids and get all of my groceries on foot/on the bus and it’s extremely fucking easy (if you don’t live in one of those suburban hellscapes americans love, i guess)

“Forcing”

needed a sturdy little box to put bits in so they weren’t floating around my tote picking up sandpit sand and shit so i borrowed one of daughter’s lunchboxes and was like, “this is perfect, i need one just this size,” and the solution was… that lunchbox. except i got a shark one

what they’ve done with Battersea Power Station irl is somehow even worse than in Children of Men

don’t do drugs kids just smear an absurd amount of aloe vera gel all over your face and feel pure blissed out