Practical information security

I hope this email jacks you off.

low-tier songbirds squatting in bland prefabs suffering cortisol spikes from having their parental failings broadcast live on Springwatch getting wrenmogged by a real nestchad

parkour videogame tutorial level-ass locale

vampire sexploitation film called Sperm Count

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

it must be so hard driving while looking down at your phone every five seconds, they should invent a car where you don’t have to do that

kinda mad how they can’t paint curves now, everyone who knew how is dead and the technique was never transcribed. enjoy the last fading curves while you can because when they’re gone they’re gone forever

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

1996: haha imagine an easter egg full of creme egg filling how mint would that be. guess i can dream while i enjoy a cup of tea in my new creme egg mug 2026: haha imagine an easter egg was egg-shaped instead of some sick facade and the chocolate didn’t taste like palm oil dogshit

Duke Smoochem is releasing 20[mumbles incoherently]

What a world

saw Akira at the BFI IMAX, very cool watching all my eye floaters dance around on the massive canvas every long fade to white lol. the stuff they do with light in that film is unreal man. left feeling so pumped, walked over the river in bright sun just as evening began, wonderful

people saying 'only bosses were supposed to see this' or similar- i disagree. workers seeing it is the point. but the fact that AI needs this kind of advertising to frighten workers belies the reality of how useful vs useless AI actually is

the only time you ever see the word “nimble” is in children’s nursery rhymes, on the packet of shitty bread and in emails from CEOs abruptly laying off half the company

“hollywood is cooked” will come to pass as a massive wildfire consuming the entirety of los angeles, uncontrollable as water has been diverted to data centres

hard going on the duke nukem forums and seeing all the talented mappers with decades of experience Buildmogging me

Hello my loves, I’m sorry to rattle the tin again but just as we were ordering groceries the electricity bill went out, with most of our money 😠 Could a disabled trans woman and her carer please get some help affording to keep the fridge full for the rest of the week? ▪️ paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

went to the bakery there and asked for a loaf of bread “to take away,” suggesting that sometimes i like to sit in and demolish all 22 freshly-sliced slices back-to-back

Not sure why anyone who voted Labour is shocked by this, this is literally what Wes was put on this earth to do and he’s never been shy about it

people are getting all worked up about this but it boils down to simple economics really: if a few people want the yachts to which they’re entitled then a few other people have to die soaked in piss in hospital corridors

wes streeting should resign.

JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead. CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back. HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises) CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

that chicago guy is fine i guess but i actually recorded 10,001 gigs before putting childish hobbies aside and getting into crypto

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

~insanely~ good and seemingly sold-out, wish i’d bought a kilo of it

all this in just a few days is insane to me, I don’t know what the solution is but it feels like we’re doing fucking nothing

[weeping] my beautiful 46-year-old son has become radicalised after joining thomas skinner’s men’s mental health walk

Article is paywalled and I can't be arsed to jump it, but from the headline I'm guessing that employers have chosen their scapegoat to blame for the fact this tech isn't delivering and can't deliver

you don't and will never need ai to make a game #quake #indiedev #gamedev #lowpoly #pixelart

Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately

A reminder that ALL billionaires are the enemy. 'Good Guy Gabe' is every bit as loathesome as all the others. He's just smart enough to keep off social media and out of the spotlight while he enjoys the 24/7 party lifestyle on his FLEET OF MEGAYACHTS.

It's wild how many hours I've spent in VR, and how many different VR games I've played, and yet fucking about in front of a mirror in L.A. Noire remains the absolute pinnacle of my experience with the technology.

A gofundme is organized for them. www.gofundme.com/f/9wup9u-hel...

need one of those anodyne hollywood music biopics that starts off telling the story of steely dan or whatever and then midway through unexpectedly and spectacularly derails into fucked up body horror. then only release a handful of prints alongside a normal version of the film

guy complimented my clip-on sunglasses without realising they were clip-ons so yeah i’m feeling pretty fucking invincible

got Kitty (6) an old charity shop book about the solar system which predates pluto’s reclassification and it’s fun going through and correcting it every time nine planets are mentioned. feels like good practice for her using whatever dogshit internet we have left in a few years

haven’t used facebook/insta in a couple of months now and every few days i get an email like bro bro bro you’re missing out bro your friends are posting and you’re not seeing it bro look at the posts bro look at the posts bro fucking look at the posts bro jesus what the fuck man

happy anniversary!!!!!!! 🎉🎈🎉

For sale: Brew Dog, never opened

whooooo remembers pavements