Turns out Trump and I agree on one thing. That America should also have gone with “paracetamol”

Ben’s little spiel before he revealed his vote was a bit of evil genius stone cold gameplay #TraitorsIrl

Tylenol is a brand name. Can they not sue RFK or Trump or whoever over their autism assertion?

This whole "Ireland needs a right wing presidential candidate" and "I'm being prevented from running" thing is funny because you only need 20 Oireachtas backers. You couldn't get 20 people to like you. Sounds like a skill issue tbh. #aras25

A short thread on digital ID (cards) just to bear in mind. There are a few myths that I keep hearing about this idea that need clarifying/debunking. 1/10

Or you know, read the books you like? 🤷🏼‍♀️ If you watch F1 on Sky you constantly see a stupid ad for AI w/ him and Woody Harrelson being idiots who need AI to do basic things for them and I hate it so much cos I don’t know whether they’re just taking the €€€ or they really believe - both awful options

“Small plates” are for beer snacks as you bar hop through a Spanish town, not for restaurant meals (I’m not a millennial but fuck your gatekeeping!)

High quality journalism is paywalled, right wing propaganda is funded by cunts and free

Need to come up with a plausible gay porn name that isn’t already a porn name (I contain multitudes) and after reading lists of porn names, two things: There clearly aren’t enough porn names cos there are many Brocks, Steeles, Hunters etc Does our Ian Dempsey know there’s a gay porn Ian Dempsey?

When the Alt Text Wars begin I shall stand among ye a God

I haven’t regularly got a physical newspaper in a number of years and every time I break a glass I regret that

When we posted this a couple of weeks ago, we had some AI enthusiasts insist that this diagram was the result of poor prompting, or that the prompt that the original poster made was to generate a funny, bad diagram. So we decided to test ChatGPT's capability...

When labelling people started on here I said letting anonymous people make purity lists doesn’t have a great track record and an English guy angrily came for me and then the other day an English guy told me to shut up about something cos I’m a “landlord” and huh? Turns out I have a landlord label 👍👍

“dressed by tailors, not brands” Hadn’t thought about it like that before

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Between the autism comment yesterday and now this, I’m beginning to suspect that the Healy Rae’s aren’t the impressive statesmen I’d initially thought

I think most of the US’s problems can be traced back to when they decided to call paracetamol, “acetaminophen”. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Oh. That doesn’t seem right

This is behind a paywall which is unfortunate cos it’s very good. I wouldn’t usually post a way around the paywall of an Irish publication, but I’ll make an exception 🙏 (archive below) Author is in command of the figures and they’re not good - the consequences disastrous archive.is/2025.09.18-0...

Anaconda’s jungle sexuality vibe has me lining up my next rewatches. 2 faves. The 1942 version I love unironically and the 1982 Nastassja Kinski version I *also* love unironically and immediately brings me back to being sick with flu on a French girl’s sofa in 1986 after she picked me up hitchhiking

After seeing the trailer for the upcoming new Anaconda movie I thought “Oh ok, ok! I’ll watch the original again!” and I’m reminded that one of the best bits of showing it to someone for the first time is right at the beginning when the credits come up and they say out loud, “Jennifer Lopez?!?”

An awful lot of weirdos with no profile pics and only a handful of followers in my mentions the last few days

*Literally* insane

I was planning on building a Frankenstein's monster with bits that I stole from the hospital; but I realized I don't have the stomach for it

I'm not going to lie, I'm looking forward to this now

What do you call it when the police steal a van that’s doing nothing illegal?

Step into the past this #CultureNight at Collins Barracks! Explore fashion, grooming & leisure of bygone eras, join tactile tours & discover LGBTQIA+ stories in our collections. 🐾 Ask about your fave creature in the Dead Zoo Lab! 📍 Fri 19 Sept, 17:00–21:00 🎟️ Free 🔗 www.museum.ie/en-IE/Museum...

These label things on here are very weird. Apparently I’m a landlord now!

Someone on here called me a “landlord” and the only thing I can think of is that they’ve confused the “landlady” in my profile thingy which I can’t even be mad at cos that’s adorable

In the bastion of democracy and civil liberties that is the UK, *light* is now a crime

This is absolutely delightful.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Her name is Abir Al-Sahlani member of the European Parliament from Sweden

Cats say a £22bn investment in Dreamies and new Catnip technologies will boost Britain's economy in the next few years

BBC: Company Boss Makes Laughably Implausible Claim That Stretches The Bounds Of Credibility But Boosts His Company’s Reputation, Knowing The Media Will Repeat It Credulously As Usual And They Fucking Do Lol

It seems that the only trans person known to be in the orbit of this horrific Kirk assassination saga expressed shock and horror, and immediately cooperated fully with law enforcement.

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

Today’s ruling does not bear on Mangione’s federal case, where his lawyers are fighting the DOJ’s decision to charge him with murder through the use of a firearm, which is death penalty eligible

Explain this, atheists!

This is quickly mushrooming into a real international incident www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

Go watch this documentary. 10/10 highly recommend. Unexpected, interesting, funny, charming, full of character, and full of characters. AND it’s all on YouTube without ads cos the two gorgeous brothers who made it, made it just for the joy of it. Watch it.

“How did you cut your finger so badly Panti?!” “Oh I was mincing (shut up!) garlic while also *totally* engrossed in this unexpectedly engrossing and really fun documentary about two adorable stoner straight guys getting involved in the surprisingly competitive world of competitive bird watching”

Someone sent me a small package from Australia and it’s been in Ireland for 16 whole days and sitting in Customs for the last 8 days. Like, WTF?

“Charlie Kirk was a man of faith!” they keep saying as some kind of defence of a man who constantly and loudly displayed utter contempt for the most basic tenets of Christianity

To quote my mother: "I'd have a hard time coming up with the million dollars, but yeah."

JD VANCE: We will hunt the liberal down in the filthy hovels they occupy like so many vermin. There will be no peace until the leftist stain is wiped from the soul of this world! CHUCK SCHUMER: We are eager to continue reaching across the aisle to compromise with our honorable colleagues.

Eurovision? You mean the musical contest set up in the aftermath of the Second World War explicitly to foster peace between European nations by cooperating on a shared broadcast? That Eurovision? It’s totally about politics. Peace is a political stance. As is war. As is doing a genocide.

Charlie kirks list.....

Lot of love around for Siobhán McSweeney’s stylist on #TheTraitorsIrl, but shout out too for her makeup artist - which the internet tells me is Nicki Minshull

Well, seeing as she’s trying to drag us back to the 50s I assume she means gay as in happy (Or she’s talking about Keith Mills and Paddy Manning who don’t count)