Dog: refuses to go outside when it's raining lest he become damp in any way Also the dog:

Just seen an advent calendar that costs £650 and... maybe I'll pass this year? Next year tho! Fingers crossed!

@emilyoram.bsky.social this just popped up on fb and, obviously, I thought of you

I see the game and raise you Meera Sodha's '100 Clove Garlic Curry' from her book Made in India.

Dog ears are great, aren't they?

Doing the Lord's work and going through John Lewis' bauble selection and... @ewacat.bsky.social look at this guy!

so many of mine are just fucking awful blurry bollocks but this isn't _the worst_

Well you're fucking *nauseating*, yet here you fucking are all over the fucking shop. Petition to ban Wes from all spaces, single-sex or no

I've gone through this whole book and now I'm on the MEGA CROSSWORD at the back. WTF??? It's breaking my brain.

weird that an article about a serial abuser of women painted out that serial abuser of women to be a serial abuser of women... cry harder, dickhead.

Or are we supposed to stay still??? I CAN'T REMEMBER THE RULES, GODDAMN IT.

A gag very much in my wheelhouse

A few weeks ago, just before I went on a break for 2 weeks, I chucked some clover + grass seed down (with some old soil as well) and then just left it in the weird ass sun/rain weather we had to do its thing. Came back to a CARPET of green. Today, one week on, I gave it a trim and it looks glorious

Guess who found the sunbeams

my username is three letters long, I will join anything so that my stupid handle is protected forever more (this is regarding upscrolled)

I've just laid eyes on the JW Anderson frog clutch, and... oh my

GONNA GO PICK UP THE DOG IN A BIT, not seen his faaaaaaaace in over two weeks, he's going to wag his tail so fkn hard. And then when he gets home he'll be a tiny dickhead <3

Bought this in a charity shop, it was made in 1992, harder than Genus editions tbh.

Drove home from our hotel in the pouring rain. I passed my test not even three weeks ago, the weather could have waited, no????????

Book ya holidays when the kids are back in, this is amazing.

OI OI

It's been pissing it down all day so I've ducked (lmao) into the Dirty Duck for a swift half to dry off a bit

Next to impossible to capture a good photo given the condensation, but IRL AXOLOTL!

I have a cold - how do I stop my nose leaking like a hosepipe??? Also, it is RED RAW, even balsam tissues can't save me. SAD EGG.

The only* reason I bought a yellow car is in the vain hope that children and adults alike will be punching themselves as they see me drive by. *maybe not only but it's REALLY high up the list

Today, I was safely delivered of a new car. Weight coming in at a healthy 3,197lb (ish).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @orbette.bsky.social ENJOY THE WIIIIIIINE TIIIIIIIIME

£2.80 for a cup of Bovril??? We used to be a country...

#Cheers everyone

Right. I'm in Cornwall, so I'm on the mead. Rhubarb mead.

Last week, I passed my driving test 🎉 Unfortunately for you lot, this now means I can get behind the wheel of a large automobile. (car below is a hire car, I do not yet have a car to call my own)

At least give the man some trousers!

Having to wheel this one out yet again. They literally wrote @katy for the slack and then called me Katie right after it, at least be consistent with your wrongness ffs

FIZZY WINE TIME

It's not the main complaint by any means, but one of my issues with all the flag-painting bullshit is just how piss-weak some of the red crosses are. One spray isn't enough! Look at this bullshit. Be thick, like your mum.

Finally, some appreciation round here

The ombre on this dahlia is extraordinary

2025

It's been a lifelong dream, but I've finally been able to hear @robhatch.bsky.social say 'Kevin De Bruyne' live on television... ...CORRECTLY.

One day, the @lavuelta.bsky.social official song will be an absolute banger. Today is not that day. #LaVuelta25 youtu.be/_CsNE2dpIug?...

The the face of someone who got up at 0550 only to get to the station and have the train cancelled. The next one is going to be RAMMED. Trying to keep the peepers open.

Catching up on some TOTP and Billie Myers is on! She used to follow me on twitter, what a fucking weird place that was.

If you make homemade pickles, the law dictates you have to make pickle martinis.

Ernie is 3 today. Happy birthday, Ernie! 🎂

when we say women's sport is in trouble we don't mean "what if the chromosomes aren't the ones you expect" we mean "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE UCI DOING THIS TIME"

Here is Ernie:

speaking of dogs... who wants to see a dog having a thoroughly good nap

Gotta love a DNA mix-up. My dog has whatever-the-fuck-this-is in his DNA. He did not inherit the ears, sadly.