SHE'S FIFTY SEVEN.

Love how unflattering the Italian outfit is, everyone looks like they've got a belly on, it's lovely to see.

Y'know, the ice block people, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE THEIR ACTUAL ARMS

Poland just showing off there, I can't even do a handstand.

Netherlands, that's TOO MUCH orange, you look like you're coming to unclog my drains

Can I get a Norway jumper? Snazzy.

ICELAND!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Why have Iran come dressed as Transformers???

Two types of clothing at this opening ceremony: 1) We had a designer painstakingly create this over a period of months, based on a very particular idea 2) We bought a coat

SO MANY CANADA

MONCLER???? Ooooh someone's doing well.

The little guys at the side waving the athletes through are so utterly pointless, love it

Andorra looking to confuse warships, I see

YES GIRL, GIVE IT NOTHING

Just has my ears cleaned out properly and now my dog barking is the loudest sound on earth. Fuck me, he's loud. So tiny! And yet!

"I know it was you who ate the last Jaffa Cake; you can take that smile off your face"

I've just been reminded of this fucking headline from 3 years ago. Am dead all over again.

Absolutely phenomenal way to sell some land imho www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Our right to leave porn in bushes

When asked why we I wanted the yellow paint job on our car, it was so that I'd be safe in the knowledge that someone would be giving someone else a fucking great wallop in the arm because of us.

Absolutely phenomenal way to sell some land imho www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up. That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

One of my good friends (I do have some!) has made a very specific customisable stickers website. Money off with meat2veg, so I'm told. dickers.net

Looking forward to this going up on FB, I already know what GT* will suggest (it will be AI, it's always AI)

The person who runs this account

Look who's back

Nothing quite like eating a pasty in a car park to while away the hours

Oh I remember this, back when I could be fkn arsed

THREE out of SIX beers from a service I subscribe to are Alcohol Free. Yes, it would be good to have the option and I don't mind getting one now and again but HALF OF THEM? ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS??

Turd Reich

Just changed the channel and THIS was on the screen.

Come on now, Giles. We all know that you don't have a conscience, let alone a good one.

why must they do this to us

Icarus, moments after taking off:

The world is bag of old shite so I'm making some soup. Looks a bit... odd. But hopefully it's tasty.

Dog has turned in choob

The sheer amount of people I speak to on a daily basis who think I must be some sort of qualified accountant is _staggering_ My child, I press buttons, make system go DING, I do not know how to make this thing balance

where's Ali Gray when you need him

On this day, three years ago, we met Ernie for the first time. This was him then. Tiny. Pathetic.

I hear CompuServe may also be having some issues. Wanadoo have been contacted for comment.

Share a bird pic you took

"guilty pleasure europop" yeah I guess In The Heat of the Night by Star Pilots is a pleasure but do I feel guilt? NOPE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3M...

SNUGGY SUNDAY

The last of the Xmas food. It is time.

I put some pics up for that fkn 2016 thing on insta and, god, I look like a rotten goblin compared to 2016. I was probably a bit on the skinny side (commuting by bike will do that to you) but I was so pretty :/ I'm an OLD HAG! Will the passage of time never stop wreaking havoc on my face????

did it ever really "work"

Don't think I can ever be convinced to wear a dress with a "dropped waist" - my legs look short enough as it is

Early days, I know, but @sophlouisehall.bsky.social if you're thinking of a Valentines special, M&S are a good place to start.

Has anyone been to Amsterdam fairly recently and has a good hotel recommendation? Not looking for anything too noisy, and nothing reminiscent of a business centre. HIT ME UP.