ROAD TRIP FOR MOON!!! (first stop is a Costa with a quick charge of the vehicle)

Some of these I am open to, but who do you think you are? @northernmonk.bsky.social ?????

@emilyoram.bsky.social saw this headline and immediately thought you you (complimentary)

When birds continue to exist in the same 5 miles radius as you

He just has too much neck. Simply too long.

Some restaurants now have carbonators fitted, and will also offer that as a free option. This is the way.

GOOD NEWS! The full Left Right (Jumbo Versie) has actually been released! (youtube music link here, but I'm sure it's on other platforms as well) music.youtube.com/watch?v=WS5X...

It's 'You're The Voice' by John Farnham. That's it. That's the best one.

"You'll keel over when you see THIS dress" "Deck yourself out in wood-fiber" and other terrible headlines you could have used

With the Giro going up the Passo Duran, I'm ASTONISHED that @robhatch.bsky.social isn't shoehorning in The Reflex, Notorious, Wild Boys etc etc #GirodItalia

Right, I need you all to RUN (not walk) to the Cycling Podcast - there's a song that's been made/produced/commissioned by the finishing town of Tuesday's stage Carì. I have no more info than what's provided in the podcast. It's AMAZING. If it's AI I will cry. open.spotify.com/episode/6IDl...

Right, I need you all to RUN (not walk) to the Cycling Podcast - there's a song that's been made/produced/commissioned by the finishing town of Tuesday's stage Carì. I have no more info than what's provided in the podcast. It's AMAZING. If it's AI I will cry. open.spotify.com/episode/6IDl...

Going to Gardener's World/Good Food Show in June, and if I see a stand with AI generated graphics to promote their flavoured spirit, I will be skipping on by. I'd rather they scrawl "toffee vodka" on an A4 sheet of paper with crayons.

Seeing @mint-royale.com's radiator post earlier reminded me of this beaut I once saw in a bookshop.

I kinda forgot that last.fm was there, but I just logged in and there it was, accurately scrobbling like nothing ever happened. It's been doing it since 2010, back when I listened to a lot of frankmuzik apparently

Some fucko has parked their car outside my house. Now, normally it's annoying but meh whatever, it's a road, there's no restrictions. BUT their car is a metallic grey and the sun is bouncing right off it like a mirror RIGHT IN TO MY EYEBALLS

Why do the Dutch love going from left to right so much??? (this is miles better than Shakira's effort tbh) #worldcup26 #FIFAworldcup #fwc26 www.instagram.com/reel/DYziwxR...

It's rumbling, but no rain!!

GO DOWN, YOU BASTARD

Can I have some of that rain now please, 35 degrees ain't it.

We're at 30.6 :(

Got up at 6am to walk this little idiot. You'd think, at nearly 4 years old, he'd be able to take himself out, but apparently he'd be lonely, so here we are.

Temp looks like it's (slowly) going down. Peaked at 34.8° just after 4pm. LMAO.

0940 and we're already at 28.5°C Wicked.

Computer, enhance

Just popped out to stick the washing out on the line and came back to... whatever the fuck this is

Ernie would like a chip

We want the media and politicians to recognise that there is a large number of women who are supportive of the trans+ community. We call on them to report truthfully about the sources of violence against women and to address the systems that perpetuate harm. notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...

Why on God's earth didn't Uber Eats do a _series_ of adverts with romcom tropes. Instead, we have ONE. To quote: it's EXHAUSTING

Nothing about this looks good, but I still wanna know everything about it thelastship-musical.com/cast-and-cre...

My speaker just thanked me for choosing not to smoke and also thanked me for my cooperation. You're welcome? I guess??

HEAD OF TEETH

GUYS. IT'S TIME. APPLY NOW. @hansmollman.bsky.social @emilyoram.bsky.social

I dunno, maybe visit a few pubs, get some numbers off the toilet walls...

Really glad they hired someone really charismatic to stand in for Chat Stephens... 👀 #GirodItalia

PADDY YOUNG AS BURNHAM 💀 💀 #SNLUK

Got this from the airport. Not bad. Not the best flavour they've ever done, but definitely not the worst.

I wonder if Beyonce ever got through to AOL to get them to stop her emails.

The 8-Bell ODG of Church Bell Ringers are in town

The Landmark Trust having a good morning, I see. Subject was "Subject - please update" (did you not hit save?)

Sláinte etc etc

GOOD NEWS: STREETING HAS RESIGNED Can we just leave it there please and never hear from the man ever again? I don't need to know his terrible opinions.

Wallpapering your science book [the biggest of all the books] with all three wallpapers your mum put up in the dining room (top, bottom, and border)

I hate LIARS, man

I am HUGELY guilty of this (from twitter days mostly). Also my niece READ a book that one of 'my friends' wrote and I screamed at her "SHE'S WRITTEN A SECOND BOOK, READ THAT TOO"

YESSSSSSSS IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYSSSSSSSSSSSS

Every time I fly to Dublin, I'm on a teeny plane; but this time we're on a proper plane with ENGINES and WINGS. No one on the flight, like, and I have the row to myself. Excellent.

There is a professional cyclist called Jensen Plowright. Every time they mention him on comms, there is ~a look~ exchanged, and then we carry on watching.

🏁 2 km | Etapa 7️⃣ - Stage 7️⃣ 🚀🚀🚀 ¡PAULA BLASI SE VA A POR LA VICTORIA! 💥💥💥 PAULA BLASI IS GOING FOR GLORY!!! #LaVueltaFemenina

Watching the femmes cycling up the Angry Lou in the @lavueltafem.bsky.social Jesus fkn christ, it's steep.