Great new Lynks banger

Post an image that will always make you laugh

And…. It’s got its streaming numbers back. This record is an enigma

So yesterday it had about 14millions streams and was in the midweeks top 10, today it has no streams and is out of the charts

What is going on with this track!

No surprises, it’s magnificent

Would love it if the new BBC apology is really grovelling but also always refers to trump as “former friend of a convicted sexual predator who spent time with young girls at the predators home on his own after the predator had been convicted”

So final thing, this link no longer works which might be because a major label has swooped in with a massive lump of cash and it’s a bit messy for a few days on Spotify etc as it moves, or because it’s a dodgy sample and is being pulled. Or, it’s going to be the first UK number 1 with an AI vocal.

Still intrigued by I Run by Haven, absolutely ginormous track, huge on tiktok but loads of people think the vocal is Jorja Smith and they’ve not credited her (on the Spotify credits at least) and I have a feeling they did a naughty little sample and never thought it would blow up and oh dear

when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake

A remix from a past life

So what’s the deal with this track, new artist, first release, out last week, going straight into the Uk top 10 this week, seemingly no streaming editorial support, 11 million streams on Spotify and as far as I can tell hardly any on any other platform

Nothing to see here* *massive popping sound

What about James Bond for the new BBC director general?

Alex James is on Loose Women and just somehow pronounced Lady Gaga wrong

Some of the most powerful and well-paid people in the world don't understand a lesson that every schoolchild knows: if you surrender to bullies, they will only bully you more

I reckon Labour could easily chuck out all sorts of tax-the-rich stuff this week, seems like nobody wants to talk about anything other than the bbc

Toddy Terry

I just don’t know if the last couple of shots in the latest episode of The Chair Company were entirely necessary #review

Today’s connections has such a weirdly obscure red herring aimed at such a small number of people I can’t work out if it’s a coincidence

Going to have to rethink everything now it’s clear I was tricked into thinking Trump whipped his supporters up in to invading the capitol, might have got the guy wrong all along! Bloody BBC, confusing things!

Not sure I’m feeling Pluribus, it’s an interesting concept and well executed I suppose but so far feels fairly joyless and bleak. I just don’t know if I actually care about Carol.

9/10 pun

Just had a tragic bolognese incident. Thoughts and prayers please.

It’s all kicking off in chive world

Florence's aesthetic appeal is hugely vintage-coded. Wonder if that's relevant. Lily so modern the only physicals currently available of her album are USB stick butt plugs. I kid you not.

Florence etc.’s album is number 1, but 80% of its sales are physical which is very unusual in the year 2025

Anyway, as previously mentioned on this platform I have some new music out and available in all the usual places if you’re bored or need a jaunty pick-me-up

Hey Steve, don’t threaten me with a good time

Just watching a squirrel in the garden and realised I’ve never seen one shit. What mysterious beasts.

Alan can’t wait to say it

NICK YOU BIG KNOB

Shhshshvabskcks

So lucky they didn’t blow the celebs up there! A close call!!

Almost at the point now of actively wanting to watch Kim Kardashian’s tv show to see if it’s a diabolical as the reviews say but very aware this is like saying I want to stand on lego to see if it hurts

This has happened again!

Peter is currently seeking treatment for psychosis

Thanks AOC, you’re quite right, I HAVE released another single into the world!

The real ad

The John Lewis advert feels like a club scene in a drama set in didsbury where the son of the seemingly respectable local businessman discovers he’s actually the local underworld boss

Finally some good news!

Oh, so it’s Christmas ads on tv already ffs

Friends fear he is making big beat again

Don’t want to victim blame here but if you’re going to respond to adverts saying “Joe Donor same day baby batter delivery” and not expect to be dealing with a massive dickhead I don’t know what to say to you

Intrigued by this Mary Earps biography extract, what’s the back story about Hannah Hampton’s disruptive behaviour? Can’t find any facts online

Right, so they’ve started coming and for the first time for years I’ve been able to pass the job of answering the door onto my other half because she hasn’t gone out with a child.

Not had one trick-or-treater yet and that’s the way it had better stay because we have a lot of chocolate and my needs are much greater than their’s

Remember the veil between the dead and the living is at its thinnest tonight so it’s your perfect opportunity to call Cilla Black a cunt.

The Iberian Lynx that’s been caught on camera, though stunning, is another one of those animals that unfortunately looks like someone cosplaying

They are SO bad