Why am I seeing people posting that they can’t post?

I probably should have been paying more attention but because Gorton and Denton are quite physically far away from me I didn’t realise that all the bits of Manchester nearby, like Burnage, get to vote. Really hope Burnage doesn’t fuck it up.

apparently the brits are fighting about something called “gorton and denton” today, which i assume is a late-night comedy show that did something controversial. won’t be looking into this

This one in particular is art

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

Shocked to hear he rambled for hours saying nothing of any consequence. Shocked!

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

The Brits finally gave a woman the Producer of the Year award. It’s been going since 1977. Looking forward to the next woman winning it in 2075!

Neighbours playing the Calum Scott version of Dancing On My Own but apparently I’m wasting police time

Well done Robert Aramayo! Also, his tribute to Ethan Hawke was lovely and Hawke said "better than winning" to his companion www.instagram.com/reel/DVEwQ83...

That tourette’s “incident” at the baftas - fucking hell

Are apple sport play-by-play summaries written by a computer watching the tv because I’m fairly sure taking a free kick from the centre of the penalty area has another name

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

And probably cost a fraction to produce as well

Hope that US submariner doesn’t need anything quick

Big flashbacks to musk sending his submarine to the cave divers

If that Canadian cheat tries it on with our British boys I will be FURIOUS

My tip for being quite massive by the end of 2026 is Erin LeCount #tip

Absolute scenes, surely this will warrant a stream of at least 100 truth social posts in the next couple of hours

New Lana Del Rey *thumbs up emoji* #review

Bet he’s sweating now

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

I did NOT know this, intestines have a mind of their own

When you just paid for fruit.

Not good really

Not keen on the guardian doing daft rage bait articles tbqfh

GOLD ETC.!!

Come on Banksy!

We got a medal for sure!!

Why are we rebuilding snow boards in a semi final? Stressful

How we all laughed at the Melania box office figures and now it looks like the Charli XCX film has done at best the same, maybe worse.

The "fake podcast for engagement" tactic is so interesting in that it taps into the idea that seeing a clip of a podcast is 'scroll-stopping' because it signals to the viewer that someone is saying something worthy of being clipped… despite so much evidence to the contrary.

Funny

Was talking about wrongly pronouncing an unusual name because I’ve got the wrong spelling for that name wedged in my head which has led me to discover that when I think of a person I see their face and an actual written out version of their name simultaneously and nobody else in my family does this

Honestly surprised by how low this is, this. If you believe the lifestyles portrayed by so many influencers and than add in all the footballers and musicians I’d expect many more than 1,000. I guess it goes to show there’s a lot of bullshitters out there.

I’ve just realised it’s the former Divine David! He used to do the coach tours from Manumission when it was actually in Manchester. He’d take us on tours of things like places where bodies had been found, standing at the front like a tour guide next to an utterly baffled driver.

I am also now obsessed

'why do people post about US politics, it doesn't effect us'

I know Mark Spike Stent kind of knows what he’s doing but every now and then he does a mix that is just another level and the new Erin LeCount song sounds incredible

Spotify not suggesting the Charli album to me anywhere on my home page is odd to me

I like the new Bleachers song #review

Thought this was an onion article at first glance

Feeling pretty smug I bought 10% of the moon as an nft now, my ai girlfriend is already on moltbook planning our early retirement!

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

I see you Connections, out to annoy the non-Americans again

AI coming for the brass tax industry now, is nothing safe?

This website has the juice.

After a trial over the last few years, Ireland has launched a permanent scheme giving a basic income of €325 a week for artists. 2,000 will be eligible, and successful recipients will be chosen at random from applicants, who must be "professional artists" (definition tbc).

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