Trombone is very powerful…….the ramifications

Had a lot of fun making the Doctor Who Official Annual for 2027 - it’s a supersized edition with twice the usual number of pages containing a load of new stuff plus the best of the last 20 years. On preorder now and available from August 20th. #DoctorWho

My belly button is now about 2cm off to the right after surgery.

Just remembering when @darrenscott.bsky.social worked at Gay Times and they were chucking out all their old 10x8s so he brought me a selection he thought I’d like.

A pivotal moment of decision for the nation's seven year olds.

A small gossip item in my auntie’s Woman’s Own about Maxwell Caulfield visiting a nudist beach definitely helped me reach some important conclusions.

Did a cheeky little Q&A about my Eurovision book and you, yes YOU, can read it here. www.eurovision.com/stories/70-y...

An “influencer” I follow was posting the other day that he’d bought M&S knock-off Birkenstocks because the real ones were so expensive and lo and behold, there he is today with a sponsored post featuring two new pairs of Birkenstocks.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 28,1947

From February 2001 RENT BOY Heard the joke about #AdamRickitt? His career. Nurse! Sixty million corsets - the nation's sides are about to split. The country's favourite punchline is back, and as the lead role in a touring production of Rent, he may just have the last laugh . . .

be gay buy books

welcome to motherfucking democracy bitch piglet!! hope you're enjoying the crash course on how one man one vote works 💕

Was just in Sainsbury’s and all three people in front of me were buying cucumbers 🥒

Listening to this year’s #sanremo songs and can only conclude that they don’t sell Strepsils in Italy.

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

Thought this was “a bit much” for M&S.

Chloe Qisha back with another amazing song and video. youtu.be/3p8XaJP0jqA?...

Coming soon written by ✨me✨! Your backstage pass to 70 years of #Eurovision - the complete story of the Contest, with all the facts and photography behind seven decades of memorable moments 🪩 It’s on sale from 9 April and you can preorder it NOW!

One of the things I find frustrating about sci-fi is that because of the American influence of it, all of the planets are called things like Zexion 5 and Danshassia 7. I’d call them things like ‘Nether Roundthorpe’ and ‘Spheresbury’. Gravity Bywell. Chalfont St Globeby. Bishop’s Goitre.

Holding hands in public: 0-18 - Cute. 18-69 - Grow up. 70+ - Cute again.

Just walked into Halfway to Heaven to Hazell Dean’s ‘Who’s Leaving Who’. A MOMENT.

When you just paid for fruit.

I’ll decide if the cat is going to be pink, thank you very much.

Watched a gay movie called Riley this weekend and it had an amazing detail in it where the title character went to some awful guy’s squalid house for a hookup and there was a smoke alarm battery warning bleeping throughout.

Feel the love this Valentine’s Day with my guide to romance in #DoctorWho. www.doctorwho.tv/news-and-fea...

Me: I would make a great parent. Also me:

Pffft. Red roses for Valentine’s Day? German supermarket Edeka is out here making sausage bouquets.

I don't think I've ever seen a less enticing editorial offering than this.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

oh captain our captain

My adopted donkey has sent me… a Valentine’s Day card

Fucking cancer! So good in Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23.

Sky have invented Sky.

LOL at the Lib Dems teasing a big announcement like it’s fucking Corriedale leaving all the journos frothing at the mouth for yet more soapy drama and it turns out to be an economic policy announcement.

I walk to work via Borough Market and until I started doing that I had no concept of how much cooking oil is moving around London every morning.

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My boyfriend at the time stood up, turned off the tv, threw the remote on the floor, shouted “well that was a complete waste of time!” and stormed out of the room when they announced Will as the winner.

Post a banger not in English. youtu.be/IhJmORaLtH0?...

Have The Week and The Beano ever had the same cover before?

“To: All staff Following the recent restructure, the bee workforce has been redeployed. They will now be tasked with constantly stinging the rest of you until morale improves”

Not often that Spotify make a change that improves the app “nowadays” but the lyrics just popping up automatically seems genuinely good and useful.

🚨 Stock Aitken Waterman at the BBC starts on BBC2 in 10 minutes.🚨

Dry ginger? Like Ed Sheeran?

In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'We didn’t kiss but we exchanged Instas, which among gay men is close to the same thing’ My review does NOT let that one slide, believe me.

Truly demented comic strip in Fast Forward magazine set in Television Centre. Dawn French is trying to trick Cheryl Baker into making her 100 pancakes, but Cheryl is revealed to be living in SQUALOR in rented accommodation.

Obsessed with people who out big pink bows on their dogs so nobody accidentally misgenders them.

This reminds me of my all-time favourite news item - the story of Snuttan, a sausage-stealing Swedish cat.

Love being so bored you get to “mutual friends of people you haven’t seen for 10 years” on insta stories.

Just finished making this year’s Doctor Who Annual, which features the triumphant return of this bad boy.