Yes it marked a thrilling new era of getting fucking evicted for me.

MOTIVATION by Normani has somehow sneaked back into my On Repeat. open.spotify.com/track/0rIAC4...

This line-up is absolutely crackers.

NEIL has survived the Strictly purge! Keeeeep dancing our ginger prince (although not with a celebrity partner, obviously).

I would love to know what is going on with this Clarks shoes rebrand.

Fun follow-up to this – the Doctor Who Adventures guidelines for comic strip writers from 2011.

News Shopper now doing nostalgia pieces for a Wetherspoons that shut in 2023. www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2606873...

Loved “In Stars Eyes Their”.

So happy that these are coming out! John Ross is one of the greatest talents in the world of Doctor Who, he drew the comic strip in all 363 issues of the original run, along with colourists Ade Salmon and Alan Craddock. They were a joy to work with.

Got one of these the other day and it is a GAMECHANGER, especially if you have a pet. Argos are doing them for a tenner at the moment, get involved. minky.com/products/fle...

me when i get shot

Six weeks since we welcomed our beautiful greyhound and the distinction between human blanket and dog blanket is now non-existent.

Timeline was suddenly full of men I don’t follow with no shirts on, took a minute before I realised I’d accidentally scrolled along to Popular with Friends.

It certainly is, Philip.

Hooting at this pic Ste has unearthed of the period I was going to Popstarz and pretending to like indie to impress boys.

Have heard that the Popjustice forum closed today, sad times - my whole life revolved around it 20-odd years ago as the forum spilled sometimes dramatically and often ridiculously into real life.

I recently signed up for a course at work called Staying Calm, Clear and Capable Under Pressure. It’s tomorrow and I have to say it is coming right in the nick of time because I SWEAR TO GOD.

Obsessed with this diva. 🌝

Say what you like about Sainsbury’s - AND I DO - but they’ve managed to keep the price of that Trebbiano Pinot Grigio at a fiver for a LONG time.

I have Sky Stream and pay to skip ads but this doesn’t mean it just skips the ads, oh no, it PLAYS the ads every time while displaying a button that says “Skip Ads” that you have to navigate to and select and if I ever catch up with the dogfucker who came up with that “wheeze” we will have words.

Saw Burko’s name and thought this might be the one to tempt me back to The Apprentice then read on to see Richie Anderson and I am OUT.

My dog has got obsessed with tearing up cardboard boxes since having a lot of fun “helping” on bin night. He runs off with them like they’re a string of sausages.

Yet another issue of Fast Forward fails the wrong ’un test.

If you want to witness a new owner trashing a business in real time, I recommend a look at the reviews of the new Readly app on the App Store following its merger with Cafeyn.

Wow is this really what we were trying to load all day? Couldn't wait to see this?

Can’t believe Grotbags knew BERRI.

Just saw a teenage ratboy swaggering through Leicester Square wearing a “Hearts are made to be broken” sweatshirt.

“Somebody, somewhere does not want to meet us”. Nobody, anywhere wants to meet you!

I’m at my GP. An elderly man just came in and asked if he could make an appointment and was very abruptly cut off by the receptionist, who told him he had to do the online triage form and if he couldn’t do that then he had to call up and someone would do the form for it over the phone.

When I was resident in the Royal Marsden for a month in 2013, the very last fucking thing on my mind was struggling to the window for a gawp in some rich prick’s window. Why are people so awful?

Forever “Joan get these fuckers telt”.

Time to break out my favourite ever Viz strip.

Do you think one day there will be InPost lockers on the moon

Another McFly one we did a different day. We had hired in a revolving blackboard and I remember one member of the band who will remain nameless so he never has the embarrassment of having to have a conversation with Paddington about it spending ages drawing a big-boobed sci-fi lady on it.

Absolutely fuck this! Adobe almost doubling my price for Creative Cloud to monetise their AI features.

In the Guardian Blind Date today: mucky trainers, too many menus, an age gap, 'thrifting' and (very possibly) answers drafted by ChatGPT. My all-human, half-snarky review:

Dangerous 🐙 defeated.

I regret to announce that the Instagram fashion twinks have found the children’s section at Uniqlo.

Nice try, Sainsbury’s, but that’s how I got banned for life from the Co-op.

I’m going to this to ask Sinitta what exactly is happening in Cross My Broken Heart? Is it the best friend who's going on a date with the cheating boyfriend? Or someone else? Are there two friends, the ordinary friend and the best friend? And why would Snit be keeping it a secret in the first place?

YOU'RE A MOUSE

Didn’t have time yesterday so I’ve just put EASTER PARADE on. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

An Easter treat that won’t rot your teeth and hasn’t been shrinkflated! My ‘deliciously dark’ and ‘twisty and witty’ banger is 99p on Kindle/ebook today only. amzn.eu/d/0btjRlMk

Robyn at the 200-capacity Notting Hill Arts Club in 2006.

Happy Easter from Easter Ferret!

This just makes me think “they clearly have the font Futura Condensed Bold as they’ve used it for Julie Goodyear so why are the rest of the lines all in Futura Extra Bold squeezed to buggery?”.

Watched The Nightmare Begins with my dog and he enjoyed it! #DoctorWho

I remember watching this and it being almost unbelievably boring.

Obsessed with the artwork for the compilation I found this on.