The funniest moment of this season of #Strictly so far.

We have BECKY SWAIN HERSELF on the Inside Soap podcast this week. #Corrie youtu.be/eHP8pCtVNuo?...

This was, I’m told, my favourite song when I was two years old, except I couldn’t pronounce “Love’s Unkind” so I used to sing along with “Non Shon Kon”.

There is nothing more boring to me than sitting in the office listening to people drone on about their house purchase woes.

Minding my own business in TK Maxx today and oh no.

I’m now top 5 and the 99p offer ends today apparently!

The hair. The clothes. 🙌 #TheGenerationGame 📺

Coronation Street - written by Leslie Duxbury (29th November 1972). Following her run-in with Bessie Proctor (Jill Summers), Hilda briefly breaks into song ....

Him indoors' latest novel is a frankly ridiculous 99p this weekend, please buy it to make some more money so he can buy Saffron some more books and a car, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

Love Black Friday, I get emails from all my favourite brands, I feel so POPULAR!

To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat

GET A DIVORCE!

When I was about 10 my gran used to send me to the fag counter at our local Presto with a note asking them to sell me 20 Silk Cut and they always did, so maybe that why they no longer exist.

Have come to Bromley for the evening and the very first person I saw when I left the station was SU POLLARD.

Fuck me sideways, have we STILL not even had this bastard budget yet?

I remember when the columnist class all fucked off to Google+ when that started but all came back to Twitter within weeks because nobody was listening.

Tonight’s EastEnders had Alfie say this line to Zoe: “I’m sorry I didn’t believe you before - y’know, about your tormentor and all that”

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Jay and Jay. #strictly

Obsessed with La Voix being consoled by Cheryl Baker. #strictly

Kitty, they say to me, how do you keep so young? Do you perhaps inject yourself with a solution deriving from the placenta of the female gibbon?

It's that time of year

Bloody hell, it already goes on for about six hours a night.

Entering the last, nailbiting 30 minutes of a four hour Royal Mail delivery window.

A full Christmas album from Ina Wroldsen, WHAT a present! open.spotify.com/album/3C0paO...

They’ve turned the BFI IMAX into a giant Waitrose pie.

Oh I’m screaming, but not for the reason they think.

New documentary celebrating 40 years of The Golden Girls, now on Disney+. Back in St Olaf, they're all watching it... #TheGoldenGirls www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/play/e...

Her worst single.

An absolute flop at the time, but what a life this song has had since! I saw it performed in a MUSICAL last weekend!

Watching the BBC girlbands thing, such odd presentation. Tiny on-screen captions for the clips seem like they’ve used the metadata. Obviously zero budget for using contemporary newspaper headines (surprisingly expensive!) so rubbish recreations used. And don’t start me on all the clapperboards etc.

I always think it’s tight when the judges complain that there isn’t enough technique in the dances, it’s not as if the celebs have any say in that. #strictly

Kai was 8 years old when Sound of the Underground came out. #strictly

Just went to a slightly further away Sainsbury’s for a “treat” because it’s massive and it took us TWO AND A HALF HOURS to get round it.

When I worked at the BBC, my boss used to take Children in Need day off each year because he had a morbid fear of meeting Pudsey in the office.

“Someone lied to them several times…”

My judgement on these is always “oh just fucking SPLIT UP!”

If they’d released this in their heyday, it would have been a Christmas number 2. open.spotify.com/track/1MmD75...

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This stuff is just crackers, the public doesn’t give half a fuck about trust in the BBC. They’re the lucky ones - they don’t even know who Tim Davie is!

I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao

Lidl not putting the same effort into its knock-off brand names as it once did.

In the latest Guardian Blind Date: they go out on a Saturday night, and you know what that means. Plus lots of Jonathan Bailey gifs in my review.

GOAT MAJOR.

This Smash Hits poll top 10 for 1988’s Most Very Horrible Thing is amazing.

This album is 🤯 open.spotify.com/album/3SUEJU...

I’m sorry but Amazon Music exclusive Christmas singles should be illegal.