This is what vegans eat

HAUTE

BAMC

crowd is loud at the shark tank tonight, it's like the olden days

The fanduel predicts commercial guy sounds like he's trying to sound like Jim Foetus and he is absolutely not pulling it off

OMG NICK LEDDY DID SOMETHING

This is what vegans eat

SAUTE

I wish everyone else was autistic

@rcpinto.bsky.social please add me to your "anti-ai" list. Kthx!

If you teach me a recipe or a word and I will probably remember you for the rest of my life (if the recipe or the word is good)

Well I forgot my computer in Santa Cruz so I have to go get it tomorrow but it already feels weird

This is what vegans eat

DESTRO

TREBL

I have made 24 burritos since Friday, and I would have made a few more today but I ran out of tortillas

BONDS

slept in my gang of four tshirt now I'm locked in Long Kesh

It's going to be wild in 50 years when most people are going to be nostalgic for incredibly niche things no one else remembers. I mean, if there's still civilization in 50 years. I mean I can think of a meme that makes me laugh EVERY TIME i think about it but maybe 100 other people would care about.

Watching an old Frontline episode about poor people in Dayton and they just mentioned someone was getting $230 a month in food stamps and realizing they probably only get $25 in Trump's America

I legit downloaded dirty photos that looked almost like this* off of a pirate BBS back in the 1980s * Was actually ASCII. If you printed it on your dot matrix printer and taped it to the wall a reasonable distance away it did the trick

CHAR

"Nuts have a tendency to burn because of their high fat content, and you don't want burnt bits in your barfi." NO ONE WANTS BURNT BITS IN THE BARFI. holycowvegan.net/vegan-barfi-...

MEPOH

Just got a postcard about a class action because one of my former employers that doesn't even exist anymore got pwned.

IRANIAN HACKERS EXPOSE KASH PATEL AS ISLANDERS FAN

ICHABOD

ASKEW / SOFLES

Original drawings from my Power Lines Drawings series are for sale at my store here: marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com/category/pow...

I had a super vivid dream where I was at my brother's place and my niece's room was completely covered in minutemen posters.

The FanDuel logo looks like "FJ" to me.

That commercial with the smug asian dude that retired at 40 makes me want to become an arsonist.