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Will The Rapture clash with Bake Off?

I remember about 15 years ago finding a link between childhood use of paracetamol and asthma. A dig down found there was as about as much cause as there is to children watching 1 minute of telly.

Oi. BBC. Many experts are not skeptical. It is utter bullshit and you should call it out as such. This is the MMR bollocks x 1 million

Where do I even begin pointing out how wrong this is

Which song can you not sing the lyrics to without going into the words of another song? When you're sad and feeling blue With nothing better to do Don't just stand there let's get to it Strike a pose there's nothing to it Vogue #SongSmash

Fucked that up. Unzoomed #613 6/6 🔴🔴🔴🟡🟡🟡 unzoomed.com

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

Timothy White’s is a place mentioned in sitcoms which I assumed was a made up place like Dibley, Royston Vasey, Walmington-on-Sea East Cheam, Cricklewood, and Surbiton.

I mean everything about thus says hit - apart from the title www.chortle.co.uk/news/2025/09...

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In the future all Sportsball teams are to have unique words as their names… So I can mute every last mother fucking one of them. Or, people could use hashtags like wot I told them to do. Thank you.

I have concert tickets for October, darn it. RAF jets join Nato air defence mission over Poland www.bbc.com/news/article...

If it looks like a duck, and barks like a duck, and wants you to throw a stick for it like a duck, it's probably a dog. Change your medication.

Mark Bonnar is in everything made in Scotland. This is not a complaint.

Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been cancelled - The New Disney #Trump #JimmyKimmel #Disney #LUBACH

Sit down. Stop what you are doing. This is shocking news but we can get through this together. Actor NOT like character he played.

I typed in the name “Rik” and it autocorrected to “Tim”.

Hello, I'm a professional author and I can never spell permanently or camouflage on the first try. Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.

I just did a low throated burp and the cats is so disgusted he keeps giving me a dirty look. Sorry lads. I am married.

I played squaredle.com/xp 09/19: 20/20 words ( 7 bonus words) 📖 In the top 7% by bonus words

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Why oh why does Jared Leto keep getting booked for movies?

We are watching Last season Buffy and wondering when the one murdering the British accent dies a lot.

I live with a psychopath who cuts toast like this

I keep telling you, he’s going to remove us from the gene pool.

The Divine Comedy was awesome! You peeps with tickets for the tour are in for a treat!

QUEEN WORLD CUP #QueenWorldCup Lunchtime kick-off. A pre-tournament favourite enters the arena. It's double '70s-Mercury today. Don't Stop Me Now vs Lily Of The Valley Vote, by 10pm, #Dont or #Lily

Dear venues, There’s this amazing invention called lights. They are really useful for navigating stairs and even more useful for using toilets. It avoids your patrons falling down and you getting sued. Just a hint, Circuit in Kingston.

Queuing up to see himself, The Divine Comedy! #DivineComedy

Absolutely brilliant fun Highs Lows Filth Thanks lads podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

Dear USA, I am Antifa. Come at me bro.

fucking behave

I played squaredle.com/xp 09/18: 21/21 words ( 5 bonus words) 📖 In the top 34% by bonus words

My cat has a parting message for the Orange One

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Why do I keep singing Respectable by Mel & Kim?

I see Melanie stole her look again.

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Dear Government, Please don’t turn the Led By Donkeys lads into free speech martyrs. #RobinHood

Hands up who had heard of monkey bread before 8pm tonight? #gbbo

I played squaredle.com/xp 09/16: 21/21 words ( 4 bonus words) 📖 In the top 10% by bonus words

Robert Redford was an excellent actor and a beautiful man. #RIP

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I think this is in the loft. #Cool

The excitement around Westminster today was that someone had sneaked into the Commons Chamber and hidden a mobile phone under the PMs seat. So well done to Reform for providing cover to that security breach.

Spending the day in this place

I am heading to what I believe da yoof now call “Central”. Seats on the train. Running on time. WiFi kinda works. Glad I don’t need to do this every day. God I was tired. #ThatLondon