I received an award as the “Most tactless person” at an office do. Why yes, that did come up on my Autism Assessment.

We are back in Saaf London. Do you know what we have not seen since we left on Tuesday? Flags!

My mother is perfectly capable of creating her own false memories. We try not to reinforce them in the hope that her short term memory loss “forgets” again. (Like her shouting match with Tony Blair she invented this year). This video bollocks is horrendous abuse and dangerous.

I don’t like a particular thing about Mull if Kintyre. Can you guess what. #totp

Oh no. #TOTP

I am starting to think Legs and Co are dressing like that on purpose to kill off the #TOTP Dads.

WTAF #totp

Partridges Sir! #totp

David Soul looks 45. #totp

Tat tada tada is in key. She ain’t #totp

I am not that drunk. Where there 5 Leos? #totp

Fanfare for some fruity pants #Totp

Used to love playing this in Brass Band #TenorHorn #Totp #FloralDance

Merry Christmas dinner.

I am first up in the house. It’s my mother in laws. She is 92. Arthritic but very sound of mind. She has never been one for Christmas decorations so the only signs of the season are the many cards. Our kid is 18 so the presents are down to a shopping bag full. All is good. #MerryChristmas

It’s quiet and cold in the country.

Merry Christmas boys and girls!

Soft entry for #duvetknowitschristmas

We have the spare room and the bed daughter on the camp bed in the dining room Donation given for thise who don’t have anywhere www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

So, I cooked Chicken Curry, Bombay Aloo, Basmati Rice and Garlic & Coriander Nans for dinner. “What this needs is some olives”. My mother in law, ladies and gentlemen. If she tries that shit with Christmas Dinner tomorrow she will be under her compost heap before Boxing Day.

Rude not to. #MerryChristmas

Gang. GANG. I was looking for a video of an old Christmas thing from the BBC and, I don't know if you're aware of this but 'BBC' means something else entirely on the internet and I am shook.

I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

It’s time! #MerryChristmas

Seasons Greetings Pop Pickers T O T P www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

My memory of family Christmas TV in the 70s and 80s was my dad deciding what we watched and often falling asleep. You couldn’t read a book or go off to your room as that was anti-social. Hitting 16 and being able to go pub was sweet release from a hostage situation. #ActualAutistic #Masking

Well, the big day is tomorrow, so why not spread a bit of peace on Earth by remembering how many of us are united by the same little perennial details of Christmas Day with your festive bingo card. First to get a complete line wins their own weight in gold!

Found your Christmas present

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This guy must be minted. Costs a bomb to get in there!

How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party

We are on the Ewell Bypass playing spot the upside down union flags. #FlagShaggers are dumb.

I love lie ins. It would be nice to have one!

@summers2theb.bsky.social @caromthomas.bsky.social Thank you for the excellent Christmas card. Love, light and peace to you and yours.

If you need to stick you dinner in a bucket of brine to make it vaguely palatable that is not food. That’s a fucked up science experiment. We shall be having beef like Jesus would have wanted, not a weird American bird.

Spot the dyslexic McFly fan.

Is the “mystery man” George Sewell?

Dickie Henderson looks like he went to Turkey to get his nashers. Like that Noakes is hiding at the back behind Ed Stewpot

First day of the holidays. No work work till next year. Today’s jobs are: Changing the bedding Packing Wrapping Chilling Eating

Well, that fairytale had a plot so obvious you knew from the first episode how it would end. #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh #TWBTLATS

Catching up on The War Between The Land and The Sea finale. #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh #TWBTLATS

Grace Dent has the personality of a wet pudding. Not for me

Grace Dent looks like she would have watched Kenny Everett but I suspect she is too young. Grace Dent is 52.

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

Academia is now circling around the top of a maelstrom of AI slop. This will get dangerous very quickly. #ButlerianJihadNow

The boys saying that I can’t play the Coldiz board game because I was a girl. (Last day of term, Christmas 1978)

“What radicalized you?” Being alive in the world with eyes?

Happy Solstice! It’s going to be a cloudy and drizzly day. Hunker down, feast and fill your home with light and love. Celebrate like our ancestors and call back the sun! (But no blood offerings to the Gods. Avoid hugging trees, the spirits might be hungry.)

Does Joe Wilkinson know where all the bodies are buried or something?

Obviously, less is more but in amongst all that stuff wtf is this? And shiny marble floors just make me fear slipping to death. Stairs even more so.