Roses Are Red It’s been raining all month The garden is not blooming It’s a dark, sticky lump.

We are fast reaching the point where we have to decide on the point of humans. Do you want to be an Eloi or a Morlock? I guarantee you are going to be a Morlock because your voting power is based on your net worth. #EatTheRich

Beans on the table, boys! New episode now live! Song 183: “Pinball Wizard” by The Who, Part 1: Always Playing Clean 🎸🫘 A first part of a multi-episode look at the song “Pinball Wizard” by The Who. Available to listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and via the website: 500songs.com/podcast/song...

How’s your evening going? Last week Guy Chambers was on stage with Robbie Williams. This week I was on stage with Guy chambers. I am currently collecting all evidence off this disaster to destroy. #DoNotDrink

Man on Train: survey blah Me: Happy to help! Man: Can you scan this QR code? Me: No. That’s daft. I did my cyber security today so no. Man: Email? Happy to!

I just realised why Ringo went by the name Starr.

Tuna and cheese & onion crisp sarni for lunch. #nom

Went to a discussion this week about women’s perceptions of safety outside. They said that masked Yoof looked intimidating but felt it was the fashion these days. They complained about middle aged white men in pubs, outside pubs and on the streets after closing. No mention of other groups.

Another six episodes of #TOTP tonight. 2 from 1999, 1 from 1979, 1 from 1987 and 2 from 1976.

The Government want to lower the voting age to 16. So in the future a Young person can, on the day they turn 16: have their Social Media account activated go and vote. One of those things sounds ridiculous in context with the other. #UniversalSufferage

Finished Small Prophets. Delightful.

You’re doing it very wrong.

Hello. I am a scammer building a database of all your potential security questions and useful info. What school did you go to?

Saw the first episode of Small Prophets last night. Laughed out loud at script and a couple of the Easter eggs

If you are transphobic I will block you.

Saw @mredbyrne.bsky.social tonight doing his thang just across the border in Surrey. Excellent as ever.

Age verification? I used to pay half fare to get into town on the bus and then got served in pubs and got into over 21s night clubs. Where we were, baby, there was no age verification.

My view: If British Security Services cleared Mandy for the Ambassador rule the UK is in serious trouble and the head of those services needs sacking. If they did not clear him and the PM still gave him the job the PM should resign because of the threat to national security.

I've always known that Kate Bush wrote Wuthering Heights after catching 10 mins of a dramatisation on the telly, but I'd never looked it up, but I'm glad I did. Heathcliff was played by Ian McShane. Yep, true story, Kate Bush wrote her best song about Lovejoy.

Dear Dog Owner, For a tonne of reasons people do not necessarily want to talk to your dog or have it near them. You know this so don’t act all affronted if I move, swerving contact and gently saying “sorry, I am allergic to dogs”.

Yesterday I had the honour of signing the name change document for a trans woman. There were tears.

My mum was explaining to her neighbours the work she did in Coventry during Covid. My mum retired in 2009. And moved to Cornwall. It has been a very long day.

Ornithology 101: Owl life stages 🦉

Shussshhh. Bedtime #SuperbOwl

Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer? *wrong answers only*

Cornish weather A story in 2 parts. First, the prediction

My mum’s latest story is 2 men came round checking if people had TV Licenses. She let them in and one of them stole her favourite tv remote. And £50. I assume this was actually the TV repair man when he visited. And he took her favourite remote because it was for a tv she no longer owns.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Oh look. A Private Members Bill has had its first reading in Parliament and from the title alone looks a bit racist. Let’s open it up and yes, it is as racist as fuck and it is Christopher Chope, again.”

At my mother’s. She had forgotten she has been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and Vascular Dementia.

Nothing says “If you want good service go somewhere else” than a sign outside telling you they don’t give a feck.

I have noted that a good number of you are talking about The Sports. Lots of different sports. How do I know this? Because you are not using hashtags (that I can then mute). #TheSports

Due to popular demand, my Blep and Floop cats are now on tees. I’m also producing hoodies for the first time, so please bear with me. Get yours with 15% OFF using VAL15 here: www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts

Timothy Busfield, Danny off of the West Wing has been charged with noncery. Fuckinell

Now do Bosch

Considering the current rain I think B*witched are right #totp

Tina Cousins but Nina finds it icky. #totp

What was that noise? #totp

I see Whitney is in Hamble’s cardigan again. #totp

Peter Mandelson does not give his consent to have his photo taken. The man who remained friends with a convicted paedophile. Well he can get fucked.

Is the sound out of sync or is it my WiFi? #totp

Top of the what? #totp

Did John from Cork on Irish Traiters come from the box of the most Cork looking fellas ever?

I love the way, in winter, Somerset returns to being a multi-island state

I am watching Irish Traitors. Siobhán’s costumes are fabulous. #IrishTraitors

I have now watched Opalite and I am happy. #Croydon #Cronx #Swiftie

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

I am in a pub. The have BBC1 on the telly. Mark Williams is on in a Capello Romano and priests garb. I think it is set in the 50s but a young man was wearing a 1970s top and someone greeted their guests on the doorstep with cocktails so I assume it is the future.

Did someone say beveragino? #HalfDay #Weekend

I am going to Plymouth again. Bus. Fine. Northern Line, noisy. Looking forward to the Lizzy Line for the sheer luxury.