All done. Later dudes and dudesses. #TOTP

Pop Fact: In-between record releases, Pete Wylie spent his time attempting ingeniously deranged methods of catching a roadrunner. #TOTP

Is snooker a sport though? 🤔 #TOTP

Falco had another song? #TOTP

Director: For pity's sake - DON'T ZOOM IN ON THEM PLAYING THE INSTRUMENTS!!! #TOTP

Go to the place that's the best... What? Morecambe? #TOTP

Of course by 1986 we were more sophisticated and no longer required Legs n Co to cavort (and jump badly) each episode. #TOTP

Famously Adam and the Ants didn’t require roadies, as each band member could carry up to 10 times their own body weight #totp

"Dandy" is a word that is not used often enough these days. Also, "Diddly-Qua-Qua". #TOTP

Our local pub had a red pool table. Rough place, it was blue when they bought it. #TOTP

She's got Betty Davis eyes... however, also a Bella Emberg arse. #TOTP

Is that Bob Holness on saxophone? #TOTP

Tbh Legs n Co are shit at jumping. #TOTP

Legs n Co. #TOTP

Chariots... #TOTP

Swords of a Thousand Men. #TOTP

Swords of a Thousand Men - #TOTP has officially peaked.

🎶🎵 Some people were made for each other... How 'bout us? 🎶🎵 #TOTP

Bloody Polecats. Coming over here. Taking work off our Britcats. #TOTP

Ah... brings back such good mammaries. #TOTP

My academic paper on Victorian seaside structures is out for pier review.

Jacket Potatoes - they won't feel the benefit later, you know?

I love a period drama. That's why I always throw my clothes on the floor and leave the toilet seat up every 4 weeks or so.

My dog just made a biscuit disappear. He's a labracadabrador.

I love a period drama. That's why I always throw my clothes on the floor and leave the toilet seat up every 4 weeks or so.

Remembering all 39 who lost their lives on this day in 1985 in Brussels...

Sweet Dreams My LA Eggs. #ASongOrMovieForFridgeFood

🎶🎵 All the single androids Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! 🎵🎶

I know when my friend is upset as they always wear a t-shirt with a picture of Blackpool Promenade... ...but they're just putting on a front.

During a row with my wife she hit me with her rhythm stick and called me a blockhead... ...to add insult to Ian Dury.

What do you do after you've stolen a batch of inflatable beds? Lilo.

Never get lessons from the Gandalf Driving School.

Thanks to all the people who followed me recently. I apologise in advance for Friday evenings when repeats of Top of the Pops - #TOTP - are aired in the UK - timeline might get a little cluttered.

Think my first week as Head of PR for Married at First Sight is going pretty well.

Big shout out for town criers.

Tony Blair enters the debate...

It's The Smurfs I feel sorry for.

NASA spokesman announces plans for a new moon base, expecting everything to go smoothly.

they should invent a mug of tea that I don't forget about

Ready. Steady. Oh!

Had pasta with "Lion King" sauce for dinner tonight - it's a tuna passata.

I've memorised all the digits in Pi. They are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. There's a few of each of them...but I'm buggered if I know the order .

Just had an email arrive with Subject: Cured Meat. Marked it as Spam.

Educ-AI-tion, Educ-AI-tion, Educ-AI-tion.

Fun fact: If you put this film on, it warms your house up.

Is it "lolly ice" or "ice lolly" though? The floor is yours.

All those people chasing that big cheese down a hill, jossling, holding each other back and getting badly injured in the process, is an excellent metaphor for the Labour leadership contest.

Iran, whenever Trump says a deal is imminent.

Big shout out to all the white van drivers who park right on the corner of busy junctions so you can't see what's coming. Great work guys! Keep it up!