The Telegraph is a cunt’s shitrag. The rest is just noise.

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The Telegraph is a cunt’s shitrag. The rest is just noise.

Not true. It happened again in 1988, when Heart by the PSBs deposed Aswad’s Don’t Turn Around and there are presumably scores of other examples. Clearly this was never a record and I don’t know where I got the idea it was. Thank you for indulging this complete waste of time.

Is Bohemian Rhapsody still the only uk number one to contain in its lyrics the title of the song that knocked it off the top of the charts, or has (repeated episode of Record Breakers continuity announcer voice) this record since been broken?

How about taking your snake oil and cramming it up your CUNT-inspired arseholes, you grifting fucks

‘Three, now, Christ, three A.M.! Doctors say the body’s at low tide then. The soul is out. The blood moves slow. You’re the nearest to dead you’ll ever be save dying. Sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide-eyed staring, is living death.’

How about taking your snake oil and cramming it up your CUNT-inspired arseholes, you grifting fucks

I see that shabby cunt is now plumbing the depths of full racism. A thoroughly wretched excuse for an inhuman being and proof, if any were needed, that no bigot is ever a single-issue hate merchant. There’s always multiple strands of prejudice to their bow.

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The Modern Seinfeld account is just too perfect. Every post is genius. Today’s is a prime example. I can SEE every scene in the George storyline. ‘She’s in love with my twin, Jerry. I hate that guy!’ ‘George, he’s you.’ ‘I rest my case.’ www.instagram.com/p/DQ-KPDelc-...

when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

Neither Tim Davie nor Deborah Turness incited an insurrection against the US Capitol. Congressman didn’t have to flee for their lives because of a BBC Panorama edit. That all happened because of President Donald Trump. If he didn’t resign, it’s truly *insane* that anyone else does.

It’s my birthday today. You know how some people ask for donations to charity on their birthdays? Well, if you so wish, you could make a donation to the actors’ trust on my behalf (via my Kickstarter obviously) Here’s a piece about why I’m supporting them www.actorstrust.org.uk/news/the-sgt...

I’m angry at the BBC fucking itself over in a vain attempt to appease the right-wing media, of course I am, but the majority of my deep displeasure and fury is aimed squarely at the Murdoch papers, the Mail and the Telegraph. Their toxic bullshit is destroying everything good about this country.

You cannot separate the current nightmare we now inhabit from the collapse/crisis in how rich, powerful middle-aged men perceive masculinity, especially their own insecurities.

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

This ought to be good news, and yet …

I have to admit, I never know which generation is which. When I see stories saying (eg) ‘Gen Z Loves Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours, I have no idea how old these people are.

Another cracking instalment. This series, uniquely among almost everything, has never had a duff episode.

‘Next up, it’s Bert with The Last Post in the style of Black Lace, and lest we forget, his cracking reinterpretation, The White Stripes of Dover from our VE Day bash last year …’

Heartbroken to inform you all that Springvember is over

The people who run BBC News need to read this superb skewering of the New York Times and then take a long, hard look at their own dismal failings. This paragraph is particularly pertinent:

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

I've had this in the drafts for a while. One month after she went seems like a good time to publish. ❤️

Which one is more English?

Did anyone actually bother signing up for verification for this site

This is also absolute bollocks. Anyone who replies a lot but never posts is almost always a dangerous maniac.

This story. Bloody hell. www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...

Sky News using Twitter to tell you how bad using Twitter is.

How long does this current London Ague last? Been ill for a fortnight, with a brief liar’s renaissance in the middle, but now I feel shitter than ever. The Tube, foul incubator of disease even at 7am, is not helping. Coughing cunts aplenty.

Firecunts on Cuntfire Night, celebrating Cunt Cunts’ Cunt.

The disconnect between the twitter-brain-rotted right-wing politicians/media cesspit and the actual real world is always thrown into stark, beautiful relief when something hopeful happens. It’s like, see how good the world can be if these wankers would just wind their neck in and fuck off.

We can't be cutting social security anymore, people are barely coping. It should be seen as much as a human rights issue as access to justice. www.bigissue.com/opinion/jp-m...

Last RTs. BBC News is now so useless as to be actively dangerous.

For reference this wasn't a guest or a correspondent, this was the anchor, Emma Barnett.

BBC Radio 4 this morning joined Trump in describing Zohran Mamdani as a "radical leftist".

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."

Mamdani acceptance speech. Impassioned, inclusive & inspiring. He spoke of wresting power from the rich. He spoke in support of trans people & immigrants, he spoke in Urdu & it even had gags. "Politics is no longer something that's done to us, it's something we do" This hope business is heady stuff.

"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

Fascinated to learn that this quotation refers to Baldwin’s own hatred of his dying father (Notes of a Native Son, 1955, p 101).

"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain." This James Baldwin quote is hitting harder than ever.