I can accept I will never be well again but I am heartily sick of feeling so shit.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Oh great, another thing I’ve never heard of and have no interest in

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Just seen some dreadful people slagging off Dignity by Deacon Blue.

i am a neutral and i want arsenal to win the league because human rights abusing petrostates are worse than annoying fans, and i don't understand how this isn't a consensus opinion.

Not only is this fucking great, it’s fucking FREE. Multiple subjects close to my … whatever it is I have instead of a heart. I strongly commend you to read it (and then subscribe because MLC’s ratio of bangers to clangers is right up there).

Every bullshit Guardian feature bigging up the supposed benefits of AI must be viewed in light of this deal

Springsteen opens the first night of the tour with War, Born in the USA and some righteous fury. Spine-tingling.

Getting chokemogged and no longer oxygenmaxxing

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Fuck Wireless, fuck Kanye, fuck anyone trying to defend or legitimise this.

1. What the fuck 2. WHAT THE FUCK

Spurs doing their best to make themselves the most hated club in the country. Greenwood following RDZ would be the crowning turd in the latrine.

I get why people say this, it's powerful, but he did start with camps. Dachau opened in March 1933, the book burnings were 2 months later. He purged the judiciary in April 1933. Nazism was a violent movement from the start, street violence was crucial from day one, even before he got to power.

It’s rapidly approaching the point where the sharing of cute/funny animal videos, perhaps the only remaining bulwark preventing half the planet losing their shit, is completely ruined forever by the pernicious cuntery of AI slop.

Does it work properly? No. Are the people making it acting in good faith? No. Have they ensured it can't be used maliciously? No. Does it make people's lives better? No. Will it make people's lives better? No. Is it profitable? No. Is it popular? No. Is it harmless? No. The argument for AI.

Good* to see Byline Times using AI slop images on their articles and then getting shirty when called out on it 🙄 *not good, the other thing

Matt is much better at his job than any ai and requires substantially less cooling.

The real issue here is the lack of context and the way BBC News online works. If this framing was used on a broadcast regional news bulletin, no one would bat an eyelid. But because it’s an online regional news item, it travels more widely and looks increasingly embarrassing the further it goes.

We are so fucked. The human race has had a good innings, but we’re done. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/o...

@glennyrodge.bsky.social many happy returns x

The United States of America, 2026. (www.latimes.com/california/l...)

Yeah, it’s because you’re a tedious Tory wanker, mate

I strongly recommend all #LFC fans read @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social’s heartfelt piece on Mo Salah as soon as possible.

All good things … 💔 #LFC

Oh Norwich...

The story of 'woke' FOr years. mainstream conservatives and even centrists rounded on progressive culture as though it were a threat to society. Now they see where the real threat lay Writer and critic @dorianlynskey.bsky.social examines the meaning of one of the defining terms of our age.

Has there ever been a more bullshit piece of advice than ‘don’t give up on your dreams’?

As ever, as long as we beat them home and away and finish above them, I’m more than happy for Everton to beat anyone else.

Donald Trump straight out of the traps with this extremely dignified and presidential tribute to a lifelong public servant. (I took this screenshot from truth social personally. It's real.)

Shit-eating dogfucker nimby wankers like this are everything that’s wrong with the UK.

Perhaps the most depressing thing is how predictable Liverpool are in the league – yet without numbing any of the misery. Literally everyone knew how this match was going to end up, yet it’s still a massive kick in the metaphoricals when it pans out exactly as per the gloomcast.

Anyone who thinks this is the worst Liverpool team/season in ages is clearly off their chanks, but it is by some measure the most dispiriting.

Shit-eating dogfucker nimby wankers like this are everything that’s wrong with the UK.

Always a morsel of delight, even in this shitty world, for a game that leaves United baffled and furious

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

America has shit itself in public so many times over the last year, it would be funny if this senile freak didn’t have his finger on the nuclear trigger and is more than demented enough to obliterate the entire planet.

Mercantile dysfunction

America has shit itself in public so many times over the last year, it would be funny if this senile freak didn’t have his finger on the nuclear trigger and is more than demented enough to obliterate the entire planet.

Dance The Night Away and/or Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Damn my fatalism. I just can’t see us winning this. Sorry.

COME ONNNNNNN #LFC

fully confident about tonight, certain of a win, no dramas, everything calm and bright #LFC

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

Those who’ve had the London ague, please advise how many times round the cycle it goes before FINALLY ending. Thought I was feeling better but now my fucking glands are up AGAIN.

Holy shit.