Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of Masterchef!

RIP Anthony Head

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On the topic of Stewart Lee, I have two tickets to his show at the Millennium Forum in Derry tomorrow night, and I can't go anymore. Boo. If anyone here wants the tickets, ping me a message plz!

Graham's just going through the motions these days

Even a stopped clock...

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"

Alav hashalom

...wrecking my fucking head

And another one. “These are unprecedentedly strong responses in patients whose disease has become resistant to both chemotherapy and immunotherapy.”

Old housemates, old school friends, family members, - they even asked a local launderette for an itinerary of what I've had washed! All this from billionaire owned media because they don't want a party to continue growing that challenges power & wealth. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Well I suppose that's what I get for sucking diesel

Now we're suckin diesel

I'm not sure about this sun business. Son is burning now. Thanks!

I worked as a lifeguard and swim instructor for three years in my teens. This is spot on. Non-paywalled version gcaptain.com/drowning/

For my #Battletech and #Mechwarrior friends...

I've been thinking a lot in the last few days about who exactly will take the place of the marketing division of the sirius cybernetics corporation when the time comes

This is not the prime timeline! I'm obviously in a coma and this is some dream caused by reading too many 2000ADs 20 odd years ago.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

That must be millions of peaches

...bias?

Jaw

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Orson Welles' Toy Story

David Lynch's Shrek 2

Anyway, for the day that's in it

According to “Quantum Leap” rules, Sam Beckett was only able to time travel within his own lifetime, so yeah, if it ever feels like things just started getting worse and worse a few years ago, it’s probably because that’s when he died.

Watching the new TFI. Can't belive this guy isn't even the worst of Billy Piper's ex husbands.

of, relating to, or issued by a council for anyone interested

Evergreen headline.

Apparently it was today 25 years ago when the ‘Pine Barrens’ episode of ‘The Sopranos’ first aired. It was a classic. Packed with everything, including some of the best comedic serious dialogue you’ll ever enjoy.

A little historical note on that: colorization was never actually the point. 🧵 I was in post production at Lorimar in the late eighties while the colorization was going on. I had a good friend who was involved in doing the restoration work prior to colorization.

"I present you the Soviet Ballistic Missile Submarine Red October" - A line from a superb movie. In reality the CIA knew far more about the Soviet TYPHOON class from the mid 1970s than Clancy could have guessed. Thread on the CIA, Typhoons and spying on the Soviets...

Demonology?

That Beethoven fella? Know what his favourite fruit was? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAHHH

*LAUGHS IN BASQUE LAW*

Just saw Kanye described as Black Morrissey and that fits

That's some lineup

Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.

GNU Terry Pratchett, whose words will echo long after we, and our children, and our children’s children have moved on thank you, as always, for making me a better person (quote from Reaper Man)

GO BHFÓIRE DIA ORAINN! I won an Immie!!! So overwhelmed and grateful to my fellow game devs for believing in my work!

Which one is which?

Would anyone like a ticket to Christy Moore in Vicar Street tonight? I can't go because I have broken my arm and am pretty much housebound. My husband isn't that into Christy. I would hate for this ticket to go to waste, so please reply if you are interested. I have also advertised it on Facebook.

@bigmonsterlove.bsky.social you watching For All Mankind?