regret to say i just came up with the fetish persona “Zohran Mom-Dommy”

Why haven't you watched Casey's video yet? It's good!

A whole lotta liberals who were willing to take Epstein’s money turning off their phones tonight.

Lutnick is the current Secretary of Commerce and Epstein sent this email three months before he died.

Hive Moderation or no, they feel heavily AI. Tristan's out there doing the lord's work on this story. We just cannot accept this kind of practice in our field, or the absurd denials from the person in charge of art approval.

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

hup the union

Bluesky mods banning everyone they find singing "All I wanna do is [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] and a [cash register] and take your money"

3h 🎵 I feel a ban a comin' It's rolling round the bend And I ain't been on Twitter since - I don't know when I'm stuck here on Bluesky, and time keeps dra-ggin' on But if the mods gonna boot me, I'm off to Mas-to-don 🎶

I began to thought New Atheism was terrible because it cheerled wars, denigrated whole populations of Muslims, and spearheaded transphobia, but turned out it was also best mates with Jeffrey Epstein.

god, rich people really do just send emails like this

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

Dude the NYT is crawling with pedos lmaoo it really makes so much sense now why they love Trump. They are in the fucking files too!

The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time

Centrist Das watching the inauguration

RICHARD DAWKINS MENTIONED

Well, the housing crisis is expected to last another 15 yrs as things are, so even if it took 10 yrs it would be significant improvement wouldn’t it? And it would be an actual plan, a sustainable one, unlike the more of the same we’re getting from FFG.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

wait, are you telling me the NYTimes possessed news-worthy evidence that it suppressed in favor of a different narrative that was more preferable to their editors?!? 😲 /s 🧵

OH MY GOD! A GUY IS KILLING LAURYN HILL SOFTLY WITH HIS SONG AND YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE?!?!

What does it feel like to live your entire life and be convinced the entire world disappears each time you blink?

"We are also suspending everyone who admitted that they want to download a car, which is clearly criminal behaviour"

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

The Bluesky Safety account must be banned immediately for posting this sick fantasy in which they "suspended" (presumably using a noose) a journalist

I genuinely believe this is a huge part of the LLM worship; half of these people are functionally illiterate

Dear Jeffrey,

okay a an over-300 character limit has its uses (when a post has the juice)

I try not to talk about this stuff, but that guy must've killed multiple kids to be fighting this hard to prevent more discovery

Musk: joyce carol oates? she a very meana lady! Musk: she usa too many semicolons! Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter Oates: a normal dad would be very proud Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY

this guy asked Grok for its take on Joyce Carol Oates roasting Elon and I have a feeling Grok will be going through some things shortly x.com/Upperdenim/s...

Transparently lying about a reference to one of Johnny Cash's most famous songs sure is a choice these dipshits made, completely unenforced.

I’ve been saying that Katie Tightpussy is a danger to trans women for a long time, but now she is here explicitly trying to demonize an essay written by a trans woman that condemns how people mulch, harass, and bully trans women over minor bullshit.

Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon King: criminy Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read Musk: but thata not true Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read

I wonder if there are any lessons to be learned from the way Epstein's industrial-scale abuse of women met with the indifference, complicity & sometimes active participation of some of the most powerful men in the world, from virtually all walks of life, from crowned heads to CEOs & academics?

Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day

Spooky Doorway doesn't use gen AI. I actually don't know a single dev who does. All the problems in The Séance of Blake Manor were handcrafted by me.

If anyone wants a quote from me on my studio about genAi here it is: I will always hire people to make unstolen thoughtful work every time because I'm not a fucking sociopathic uncreative value hording tick on the neck of humanity. I'll die proud having added something real to our exsistance.

Huh, The Onion's "hey it's your pal Jeff calling about the sex crimes" documentary opening didn't go hard enough it turns out.

My gut hunch: Kendzoir was probably not banned by a human for any reason, but by an automated computer process by accident, and BlueSky doesn't want to admit this mistake nor to open up that automation for debate. It wants the power to let computers do this w/o expending $ for human review.

Drop crocs were actually peak Funny Little Guys

alright. art friends. which one of you was it

New nightmare coddle just dropped

Especially because the AI image shows the crocodile lying down, which completely obscures the key features that made mekosuchine crocodiles different from modern ones . Here's an actual artist's depictions, showing mekosuchines walking on straightish legs: uchytel.com/Mekosuchus

the laziness of prompting a genAI slop machine to squirt out the most uninspiring picture of a crocodile, when I can think of a dozen artists off the top of my head who would jump at the chance to draw a crocodile leaping out of a tree to ambush prey for a fair price

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.