I thought I was having a stroke

Cher is short for Jack Reacher

Me: In the 80's there were many movies where someone was tortured with car battery cables hooked to their nipples. Then it stopped & for 35 yrs the tortures have been gruesome. Too much. It's time to go back to the car battery nipple torture genre My Boss: I mean suggestions to improve productivity

Your reminder that thr man behind this project explained how he did it to the Irish govt nearly 10 years ago and they just ignored him.

So in France, Spongebob Squarepants is "Bob l'Eponge" and Squidward is "Carlo".

"One half of Milli Vanilli's public-facing duo, Fab Morvan, said he will also perform as scheduled. The voices behind Milli Vanilli's music said in a statement on X that they will not be performing."

It’s probably because he’s TOO healthy

So convenient!

Vs. yes it will

A scooter that can do 85km/h is absolutely insane

Happy Graphic Designer Christmas to all who celebrate

You can now add Maggots to Sewage

I didn’t know Andrew Scott was in The Wrath of Khan

This looks like some sort of “enhanced interrogation” situation and I will not be participating thank you

Tony Blair has been hoisted from his burrow and presented to the crowd. Legend has it that if Tony Blair sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of an illegal war in the Middle East

The Taking of Christ [1602], Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

The future our Govt wants for us.

Unsolicited pic of my peonies:

The "inevitable" way of the future, everyone.

This risks damaging Tony Blair’s otherwise impeccable reputation

If these yokes come near me the councillors and TDs are going to drown in paperwork and calls and emails until they disappear. I'll enjoy it too.

[Adam Curtis frantically buying hard drives]

It’s Shaftbury’s Jams all over again youtu.be/81MWIsj2Kmc?...

Imagine thinking you’re a cool spy and then you’re ordered to do this

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Shut up

I found some goats

hey so lots going on i know but this right here is a whole fucking slow motion ongoing tragedy

Ahab is for ever Ahab, man. This whole act’s immutably decreed.

I encountered the word “ensorcelled” for the first time this week and now it’s appearing everywhere

The year is 2067. "Bluesky is dying, and I know why: It's because my penis done broke," writes Arbuckle F. Fuck, writer for Harper's Magazine and Hog Farm. The userbase is upset, not because of Arbuckle. We're used to his bullshit. We've come to appreciate Harper's quality hogs and expect better.

🚨 @alanbutler.info Utah Teapot backdrop klaxon 🚨

APPCHAG Fire and Forget Advanced Anti Tank System Infrared Guidance Top Down Attack Anti Armour Cool Homing Warhead Instant Death Selfie Stick Missile

🚨 I HAVE SWITCHED TO THE SUMMER DUVET 🚨

Fuuuuuuuuck you

🔵 DUBLIN CENTRAL 11am and I'm calling it. Daniel Ennis (SD) to win the Dublin Central by-election.

I am so SICK of sea fogs impinging

BREAKING: Judge dismisses criminal case against Abrego Garcia as vindictive prosecution storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Excellent.

This is our generation’s Buster Gonad

“These are not the values of The Carphone Warehouse”

I can’t stop thinking about this quote about the treatment of the flotilla activists and Ben-Gvir’s behaviour being “not in line with Israel's values and norms”