No

“I don’t understand what it means but whatever it means, it’s not about me”

Got a sample of this at Christmas and it’s a banger. It also hangs around on clothes until the heat death of the sun

Seapoint moonshine

Calling it now: Hugo is going to perform such a spectacular act of self-sabotage that it will be forever known as ‘doing a Hugo’ #TheTraitors

The secret traitor, it’s......Rebekah Vardy #traitors

I'm HNY HNY, HNY, HNY So HNY I'm HNY, HNY, HNY I'm HNY HNY, HNY, HNY So HNY I'm HNY, HNY, HNY tonight

“I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart.”

All these tech bros obsessed with the Lord of The Rings and none of them with the guts to call their new company ‘Bilbo’ www.businessinsider.com/tech-compani...

Keeping my death certificate stored conveniently on my phone for when I need it

Make it happen! 🙏

Dun Laoghaire pier fireworks from earlier

I have a sneaking love for Peter Hitchens - in a world where every rightwinger’s opinions are identical and you can predict them with five lines of JavaScript, he’s a true original who will just come out and say something absolutely insane

Exactly 9 days after seeing this clip of Cobra eating pizza with scissors for the first time, I found myself in a restaurant that gave me scissors to cut my pizza. youtu.be/5SxN_U2H0Xc?...

My ideal TV has no smart features and 200 HDMI ports

E X T R E M E

[quietly adding ‘Ebeneezer Goode’ to my Funderland playlist]

Absolute shithead move

top tier local Facebook posting

Maith Dune Ár bhFiacha

DUNE CAVE

“There’s a natural tendency among designers to make things more complex than they need to be” is certainly… an opinion

Stealing a clock from a church is our Louvre heist

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man kicking himself in the balls — forever” - George Orwell

Merry Christmas!

I’m no expert but that seems like a lot of documents

How about they fire the execs who made this disastrous bet

Saw Scrooged for the first time last night. Carol Kane is SO good in it

My uncle hated people staring at their phones so I’m honouring his memory by rawdogging his funeral

Wake up babe, new Pantone Color of The Year just dropped

I have to presume they’ve redacted all these Epstein documents in such a hamfisted way that you just need to dial up the brightness in Photoshop to be able to read them

What if your ass was haunted

Absolutely mind-boggling www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2025...?

Sleeze and onion

Big opportunity for Anish Kapoor here

Gonna train a bunch of crows to block up the bit of Newgrange that lets the sunlight in unless the government gives me seven hundred euros.

“The future of federal architecture, if we are going by what is actually being built at scale by the US government, appears to be the prison, the wall, the climate refugee camp.”

Fukuyama clearly hasn't got any mates to say "yeah, don't publish this" but then if he did have mates, maybe he wouldn't need to befriend a web page.

A daily €50 fine is simply a cost I am willing to bear to experience luxury at the expense of others

Fukuyama not doing great on the ol’ Turing test here

we have one trillion dollars and no army. and we’re completely safe

A very cursed poll from the Irish Independent in the 1980s, asking Irish people who they most admired on the world stage.

Time for a Tyler Durden-esque Batman reboot where Bruce Wayne is completely unaware he’s Batman and vice versa

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Oh, suddenly I’m the bad guy for watching my tiktoks at the crematorium

Let that Grink in