If this intends to make it legally compulsory for every adult in Derry to carry something called a "Brit Card", then I'm willing to offer some high-paid consultancy on why this plan might be flawed.

I think it’s the 3 stages of life, afterlife and reincarnation.

Ah yes, the three relationship statuses

House of Guinness getting murked by Irish reviewers, meanwhile 5 stars from the Guardian

Finally a way to end the scourge of pothole reporting fraud

Feeling bad for Maria Steen because Hermes declined to sell her a Birkin

Pretty sure this is a Russian war frigate in scenic Dun Laoghaire (Kingstown) harbour. It’s time to abandon our failed policy of military neutrality

If current trends continue, by 2027 Ireland will be the world’s first 100% sauna-based economy

Unless that’s a knock-off, she’s clutching a Hermès bag that costs about €20,000.

one thing i dislike about fall is that nobody wants to discuss whether the easter bunny has a cloaca. this is also what i dislike about spring

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Isaac Chotiner interviews Cass Sunstein. www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

I’m freaking out that I won’t have time to switch on my out-of-office message if I get raptured too quickly

Seems more like a spam farm than any sort of “threat”, dunno what the connection to the UN is either (other than proximity)

If you don't know the story, basically Horniman bought the skin in the 1880s and unfortunately the taxidermist had never seen one so didn't quite know when to stop stuffing, it looks like it's about to explode.

If you're in Dublin @ 2 Sunday, pop into @chaptersbookstore.bsky.social where I'll be launching @sylvialeatham.bsky.social 's most excellent debut novel, "Chaos Theory". Support real bookshops, cultural institutions of the northside, brilliant Irish writing, and love stories! 2pm! Chapters!

luv 2 immanentize the eschaton

Hopefully you’ll have to watch an unskippable 30-second ad before you’re allowed to open the fridge

The sun is no longer in goblin mode. I’m solarpilled rn. I’m coronamaxxing www.cbsnews.com/news/solar-a...

Thinking about getting into blogging again

Everyone thinks social media wrecked everything but let’s not forget the ruinous influence of college debating societies

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know) Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

I’m not shaving a bird, why would I need this

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

1 hour a year when he eats as much silt as possible; which he calls 'macrodosing quartz'.

He'll only give a show one episode before deciding to watch an entire season. (Two, if it's a half-hour sitcom.)

No. If he sees a squirrel he has to obey it for one twenty fourth of an Earth day.

if he drops food on the ground he has exactly 1 hour to lick it all up

You’re probably wondering what the “1-Hour Rule” is here. I looked it up and apparently Bezos makes every pee he does last exactly 60 minutes

A reminder that one of my favorite ways to frame the economy for most people is that they are *never* three good months away from being rich, but *always* three bad months from being homeless.

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

an open internet, but only accessible at cafes, or kinko’s

Everything will be fine as soon as we return to a pay-by-the-minute model for internet access

It's like the homecoming king/queen thing. You, and all your peers, earnestly vote for who among you is the best? Excuse me. If you'd have proposed that in my school, students and teachers would have worked together to set the place permanently on fire.

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

They flew the McDonalds flag at half mast at the Guantanamo Bay McDonalds for Charlie Kirk

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

The 3 stages of grief: denial, anger, ballroom

The Sting (1973)

Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In   Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur

You might as well ask a moth to stop flying into a flame