If I go to space, you better believe I’m staying at the International Space Station so I can have my pick of its extremely generous toilet allocation

You say “someone took old alcoholic chocolate and rubbed it in wet wood and dirt” like it’s a bad thing

I don't respect megachurches. the greed and corruption are issues but even worse they don't have anything like a massive emerald in a vault with esoteric wisdom etched into it, no bones encased in jewels and gold, no scroll containing the true face of the devil, things of this nature

I'm a proponent of the Hollow Moon Theory. The surface is so thin you could pop the whole thing like a balloon. And I intend to.

“The president was clear in his Truth” you massive dork

Some are calling it New New England

Ok now do Ireland

This account is art.

Four-byline alert: 🚨 “.. A broker for Pete Hegseth, the US defence secretary, attempted to make a big investment in major defence companies in the weeks leading up to the US-Israeli attack on Iran, according to three people familiar with the matter.” www.ft.com/content/744e...

Interview in StageTalk magazine about the upcoming show at Bristol’s Wardrobe theatre. Two shows sold out!! Some Tix still available for April 3rd & 4th stagetalkmagazine.com/p/39291

You wouldn't be ”asking ChatGPT” anything if Max Zorin had managed to flood Silicon Valley in 1985

This 50 yr old woman spent 5 months in jail accused of a crime in a state she's never even been to, because Clearview AI misidentified her as the suspect. A judge signed off on it, cops went along with it, no process in place to even question the AI. www.cnn.com/2026/03/29/u...

Dude just got the FIFA Eternal Paradise Prize

Putting aside the fact that lots of people on here are going to hate on this by default, it’s the very same mistake as Meta made with VR. Normies don’t want to curate their feeds, and its only of interest to a vanishingly small sliver of the population

there's a concept i use a lot when i teach effective writing — the writing that teaches and persuades "to create a spark, you must first have a gap" great art is participatory. it recruits the viewer into the process. it's not pre-chewed. that's why beautifully painted "decorative" art feels stale

Firstly, never underestimate the power of novelty! This is a less common format, so it’s intriguing by default. Also, the three panel layout suggests some kind of narrative/chronological flow, and implies a more complex interaction between the three elements than there would be with a single image

Today’s textures

I still think of this about once a week

and what of it

This is impeccable class solidarity

[5 hours pass] Oh it’s not a ground invasion, it’s a Limited Physical Deterrence Ouroboros

Except in this case the cat is about to be airdropped on Kharg Island

One of my policy ideas is you should be allowed to honk your car horn but you get electrocuted a little when you do. "What if I have a good reason" sorry the policy is the policy

Booking dot com trying to entice me to a once-every-90-years Midsommar festival in the Hårga commune in the rural Hälsingland region of Sweden

I know of a lad who has an Uncle that works at Nintendo

I know of a woman who identifies as Britain’s biggest attention seeker

Do you know how annoying a person has to be for a Franciscan friar to suggest burning them at the stake?

To be fair to the RTE Player, it only craps out at the pivotal moments of a match

Saw Francis Matthews’ new show at the Molesworth Gallery today, dude is borderline supernatural. Don’t miss!

We called her The Late Queen because of her atrocious time management, like I know you’re busy but it’s basic manners

drive carefully we have podcast in the back

My new drag name is Carbonara Hot Sauce

Anyone who’s ever been in hospital will tell you the people who bring you food are always the nicest - this is stupid for so many different reasons

My adopted Leeds heart doing a little skip. Man who talked down hospital bomber says would-be attacker asked for a cuddle | UK news | The Guardian share.google/n3oJ0ESuRnbZ...

It’s gone because it was bleeding money at an incomprehensible rate, even by their own profligate standards.

[kneeling in the irradiated ruins of the last civilisation, my skull melting out of my eyes] ah well, nevertheless

"grok said it's real, and i reconfirmed it again (by asking grok again)"

Dick Hebdige getting a shout out on @rusty.todayintabs.com’s Today In Tabs! www.todayintabs.com/p/dick-hebdi...

If you’re giving quotes that include the words “nonsentient, headless bodyoid”, it’s time to have a look at yourself

His kids were probably relieved it wasn’t a whale carcass

I watched A House of Dynamite and it was terrible three times over, save yourself and don’t watch under any circumstances

Monetize it! Sweat that IP! Squeeze those assets until the pips squeak

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All this edifice of studied analysis and really it's totally about the vibe at any particular moment. It would be funny if we weren't all chained to it.

Two likely possibilities: 1) Trump has quietly held talks with Iran with no word getting out until his social media post, despite the usual intermediaries (UK, France, Oman, Qatar) having no luck 2) Trump woke up and saw oil futures jumping through and decided to post

Everything I’ve seen of the market in my lifetime points to the idea that traders are the biggest rubes on the planet

[Pete has changed the name of the Signal group chat to I AM PLEASE TO REPORT]