[after ten thousand years of living under paedophile kings] okay does anyone have any better ideas

pspspsps

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

I hope this email finds you embroiled in a sinister international rich guy pedo conspiracy

This is prime Bill Callahan weather

The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

While we’re doing Bond continuity discourse: the gun that killed Hitler was a Walther PPK, so we might as well see a reboot where 007 pulls the trigger

A true renaissance man

Everyone on this call keeps talking about Q4, I assume they mean him:

Happy 11:11 11/11 to all who celebrate

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Stumbled across a 2013 use of “enshittening” by Sam Kriss

"Essential services are now digital by default, leaving many older people feeling locked out of their own lives." As more of our lives move online by default, digital ageism has quietly become one of the last unchallenged prejudices, writes Fiona Daly. jrnl.ie/6864189

And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and smash those like and subscribe buttons

So proud of my father for all the passion, courage,care and vision he brought to the last 14 years as President of Ireland. Both my parents have always been driven by a deep wide love for Ireland & the world, for people, planet & possibilities. Looking forward to their next chapter! #Grá #spiergirm

ASSETS opens today at Green on Red Gallery, Dublin. Exhibition until Dec 12. www.greenonredgallery.com/alan-butler-...

3D-scanning your cat: a cautionary tale

this, and the fact that airlines don't pay any tax on the fuel they use, are things more people should know

i wrote about why i am obsessed with going to the eye doctor api.omarshehata.me/substack-pro...

Can any of my Irish/UK cat-friendly people recommend a good cat tree? I have no idea what I’m looking for

Nice to see the MSM finally paying attention to my skeets

Whaaaaaaat

Your brain will be hacked like a computer

He withdrew from society to practice falconry on his private mountain estate, nbd

Anyone know how it worked out for Prometheus? Wonder what he’s up to

“Instead, what you get is a piece making the various more or less bovine noises of studious grey-lady impartiality, with the labor of anything resembling ‘appraisal’ surgically excised.” lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

Let’s turn that avocadon’t into an avocado

Loved Atsushi Kaga’s show at the Douglas Hyde today

One that I was dinged with multiple times in school was “remembering people’s names”

To anyone out there who is struggling to master the art of camouflage: I see you.

Digital Artist: In my work I invented the Gowl Detector as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector

Same energy

I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice

[Werner Herzog voiceover] This most wretched of creatures, he is cursed to know the thing he most desires will always be beyond his reach

Alien beings in the lawn

Why are American companies so deeply weird about swearing

Read it and then learn it off by heart. "Is this really the best we can do?" TOP work by the impossibly brilliant, charming, handsome, erudite, modest, hygienic @carlkinsella.bsky.social

I imagine most of the remaining ones either don’t see that it’s a problem, or are deathly afraid of the gaze of Sauron being turned on them if they leave en masse

World: “This fellow is deathly pale!” Ireland: “Hey, check out the tan on yer man!”

Wow, iOS 26 really is as bad as everyone’s saying, absolute dogshit from start to finish

Shazam, but for farts

Whoever wrote this has never owned a cat

Digital Artist: In my work I invented the Gowl Detector as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Gowl Detector from classic art installation Don't Create The Gowl Detector

There's been a great deal of debate about how safe Dublin city centre is, but when we @dublininquirer.com looked for data to resolve this, we couldn't find much useful – so we commissioned a survey to try to add some facts/data to the debate. Today we've published five articles about the results. 1/

My god, I’d give anything for a bag of GRLEKS right now

coworker_4 has gifted you a game on Steam. Add PROBOSCIS PRINCESS to your Library? *You have 1 new message from coworker_4* this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about

Tired: SLOP Wired: PLOP Inspired: CLIP-CLOP