Unrelated, I once saw a TikTok from him mocking parents that let their kids use tablets at restaurants by saying when he had young kids he’d entertain them with games like “stacking jelly containers into little towers” and I never called bullshit more on something not actually working in my life

The IRGC spy who assassinated Lindsey Graham last night waiting for his flight at Dulles right now: “I can’t believe I’m at the DIE HARD 2 airport!”

If my coworker spent his whole tenure at our company trying to destroy the company and helping the higher ups destroy the company and then that coworker died, I wouldn’t be like “dude brought some amazing ribs to a potluck once!”

I of course ain’t getting my hopes up, but it would be VERY FUNNY if a Democrat won the senate seat in SC

Grow up

The IRGC spy who assassinated Lindsey Graham last night waiting for his flight at Dulles right now: “I can’t believe I’m at the DIE HARD 2 airport!”

I 100% believe Trump didn’t even talk to Graham last night. It’s absolutely the type of out-of-nowhere lie he would tell to ingrain himself into a story.

Trump said the trigger code (“Carolina Wren”) that blew up the microchip planted in Graham’s brain

This is like watching a preseason game, everyone limbering up and getting a few reps in for when It finally happens. I like what I see. Scouting report is positive. When the big game arrives, I think we’re gonna see greatness. Squad is ready.

It’s going to be funny when like Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin put out statements today that “Lindsey Graham was a titan of the Senate” and how “we didn’t agree on everything, but he was still my friend” when instead they should just say “my bad, weird coworker isn’t going to be coming in anymore.”

Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla.

Someday the people who design dishwasher racks will learn about bowls

Can’t wait to tell my wife when she wakes up that a longtime Republican senator whose continued enablement of Trump and his own history of legislative malfeasance helped create this current hellscape has died, and then say “no, actually - a different one.”

it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao

They’re going to get Tarik Skubal, aren’t they?

Milwaukee is going to eat this dude alive. Imagine walking into Sobelman’s with dang Teen Choice Award sneaks

Aemond Targaryen looks too much like a dang Kyle Mooney character to be taken seriously

Just a reminder, I chose to keep Fernando Tatis Jr. over Pete Crow-Armstrong in Fantasy Baseball this year. So yes, even *I* can make mistakes.

mi hijo

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

The rumor is he told her that The Leftovers got better after her character was more or less written out. Which, yeah, but it’s not like it was her fault.

The Giants have both of their ABS challenges remaining, while the Blue Jays don't have any. Let's see if this comes into play in the late innings.

political genius donald john trump

I bet you $5 it’ll be “back on” Sunday evening.

bruno mars voice: don’t believe me just watch

I like when soccer players do headers when receiving a ball by their feet. It’s like, that’s why you have feet, dude. No need to use your head now.

Lionel Messi should have done a cool sport like baseball. He probably could have been a solid, slap hitting, defense-reliant second baseman. Maybe a rich man’s Mike Fontenot. Could have had a solid 7 year career. Maybe accumulate like 12 career WAR. It’s a shame really.

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

It’d be funny if they used VAR to call that back

My Dads Meter is OFF THE CHARTS at my local craft brewery

Ball don't lie.

I like how every far right party has realizes all they need to do is weaponize the mid life crisis bsky.app/profile/core...

can't stop laughing at this Poilievre: "We will reinstill a warrior culture, not a woke culture."

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

lots of rumors swirling ie mitch mcconnell and botched rib removal surgery. no need to be first, if its true we’ll find out in due course

The thing about the Graham Platner stuff is it probably IS the right call morally for the DNC to pull their support. But I don’t believe for a second they are doing it for moral reasons.

Reminder: we are war crime-ing Cuba right now because Trump and Rubio want to collapse their government. Not a major part of the media discourse but it should be.

I’m so fucking pissed that I live in a timeline where something called GROK and something called GRONK both exist

My periodic reminder that the Tribune Editorial Board endorsed Gary Johnson for President in 2016. They’ve been useless for awhile now.

I’m sorry?

i can’t stop laughing at this

A funny rage bait bit would be to make like an instagram slideshow for the TOP 250 AMERICANS OF ALL TIME and put Trump at 250

The absolute audacity to not have banned it at any other time

america

Maybe nobody won the Cold War, maybe Soviet communism and American capitalism both gave way to ethnonationalist oligarchic police states under the aegis of a personalist autocrat

Ah well nevertheless

Chalamet doing Kalshi ads is unsettling

In the last 10 games, Dansby Swanson has 8 HR and 26 RBI. This is the record since WWII, breaking the record of 25 held by Encarnacion, Sosa (twice), Belle, Kluszewski, and York. The most recorded RBI in a span of 10 games is 27 by DiMaggio, Foxx, and Gehrig at different times in the 1930s

Maybe this will be the one time Jeanine Pirro comes off as sane. Let’s see!

Fuck yes