People are talking about Dad Movies on here so here are my rules for what can be considered a Dad Movie 🧵

These DePaul baby blue jerseys are 😎

People are talking about Dad Movies on here so here are my rules for what can be considered a Dad Movie 🧵

Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel? Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again. And they almost shot some kids in the process.

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Okay.

The weird thing about not having access to a vast majority of televised Bulls games is that a guy like Kevin Heurter can just come and go and have left zero impact on my life/fandom.

Weapons (2025, dir. Zach Cregger)

Cowardly congressman breaks silence on proposed legislation

To arrest Richard Ramirez would be to give into the mob

I think it might be now

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

What a strange, strange looking man.. Need to keep an eye on this freak

Not important, but It's so funny to me that all of this communication isn't done by text or WhatsApp or something. It's all emails. Like, Peter Thiel just typed "of what?" and sent it as an email. That's fucking weird.

Oh, the Cardinals are going to be BAD bad this year. Got it.

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

what about tone deaf but deafer?

DePaul fucking sucks so much jfc

DePaul fucking sucks so much jfc

lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

Catherine O'Hara was great in EVERYTHING, but for my money, the scene in BEST IN SHOW when she tries to walk on her injured leg is one of the absolute best (in show?) displays of physical comedy I've ever seen.

Not even joking

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

Catherine O'Hara was great in EVERYTHING, but for my money, the scene in BEST IN SHOW when she tries to walk on her injured leg is one of the absolute best (in show?) displays of physical comedy I've ever seen.

Fuck

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning I was sent this video of agents at her door:

he's running

guy who thinks a general strike includes not going to the bathroom

Turned a post into a video because THE PIVOT TO VIDEO WILL NEVER DIE MELANIA (2026) thoughts after 2nd viewing

Just got back from seeing MELANIA for the second time. It's amazing all the things you notice on repeat viewing (especially after you learn the dinosaur twist)

Remember when the Tribune endorsed LIBERTARIAN CANDIDATE GARY JOHNSON for president in 2016? I really don't think Kat is missing out on much here.

Remember when the Tribune endorsed LIBERTARIAN CANDIDATE GARY JOHNSON for president in 2016? I really don't think Kat is missing out on much here.

Turned a post into a video because THE PIVOT TO VIDEO WILL NEVER DIE MELANIA (2026) thoughts after 2nd viewing

Bluesky and Tumble are very different platforms. Witness the different trends in how their communities choose to promote Goncharov (1973) and Melania (2026) despite the fact that neither of the films actually exist

While I was entertained by the numerous Bollywood-style musical numbers, ultimately, I felt they slowed down the pacing.

Just got back from sweing MELANIA and it was such a treat seeing it in 4D. When the Women's March scene began, a bunch of divorced podcasters came into the theatre and started yelling at us. Incredible.

Senate Democrats 2 Days Ago vs. Senate Democrats Today

Just got back from seeing MELANIA for the second time. It's amazing all the things you notice on repeat viewing (especially after you learn the dinosaur twist)

the Democrats should announce that they will not renew any contracts with XAI, Palantir, Tesla, or SpaceX and bankrupt the fucking tech right. announce that you have the votes to ban crypto too.

Enough dystopia, please

The Clipse "POV" video is almost TOO good. It's a problem.

Senate Democrats 2 Days Ago vs. Senate Democrats Today

Love the message from Springsteen. I really do. But hoo boy, that song is rougggggggh

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

Has there been any reporting yet of the type of liquid sprayed at Ilhan Omar?

Honestly, he makes a good point. If a different thing had happened, an ADDITIONAL different thing also could have happened. Kind of scary to think about.

"Coming up next on the CBS Evening News, our newest contributor: FORMER ATLANTA BRAVES CLOSER, JOHN ROCKER"

Maybe the most damning thing about ICE officers is they clearly haven't watched many classic Simpsons episodes.