I've been doing a lot of Mad Libs with my son lately, and I thought it would be fun to put one together with a data management theme. You can complete your own here: cghlewis.github.io/data_mgmt_ma...

Every time I try to open this PTCGP reddit thread it just brings me to a MAGA spam email. I just want to see the card he got

Had a date for the first time since being single and he texted after and asked me if I'm lying about my age cause I look like I'm in my early twenties so I'm feeling pretty good this week Like it wasn't being flirty. The tone was kinda like "I feel uncomfortable that you're lying about this"

Elder Millennials like "Wow. 🤯Did not have annihilating a civilization on my 2026 bingo card 😂😱 *insert one of four gifs here*"

Oh!

I'm calling it. Calories don't count today

It’s probably an extremely normal sign that every discord has a joke about not getting the discord subpoenaed

I use this as an ice-breaker on the first day of my qualitative methods classes. Show pictures of six food items. Have students individually mark which ones they think are sandwiches, then discuss in groups. It's a great introduction to the kind of "sense making" involved in qualitative research.

*taps the sign more vigorously every three hours*

I bought creamer for the first time in my life cause I have a friend staying with me and I know why yall drink so much coffee at home. This is just dessert!!!

A dilemma which we resolved at Nuremberg

I won’t lie, I had a different image in my head of Aaron’s setup….

Bo Burnham, 2021

Trump is getting so insane that I feel myself dissociating. Like I can barely talk about it anymore

My middle found out the truth about the Easter bunny today, and his first response was, “does this mean rich people get better Christmases?” And I’m like, ya, dude

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

Houston, no contest.

that the president is making unhinged threats of war crimes on easter sunday should be an immediate presidency-ending scandal and that the media is rewriting this as just a normal negotiating tactic should be a career-ending scandal for everyone involved

I tried to get to you But you came to me instead With the dawn, The grave is gone Oh how you wish to be with me

For the doubter who is tired of the lack of critical thinking, hippie who can't quite align themselves with the establishment, or maybe just the mourner of Christian nationalism who is braving church tomorrow, you belong at the table of Christ. Here's one of my favorite excerpts from any book.

Watched Come From Away again on Apple TV and it was just another steady stream of tears for two hours. I really need to be reminded sometimes that hospitality in a deeply human and spiritual sense still exists. Or at least has existed and will again

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

Here's me and two friends singing an oldie. Happy early Easter

Just heard from my Iranian friend for the first time since the invasion

reddit corrected me. This apparently isn't a god pack. It's about 10x rarer than a god pack

Yall

I think Lorelai's monologue about her dad in AYITL is some of the worst writing and acting in the entire series but it still makes me cry

The Mass Effect games were never as good as you remember.

Meet me on Xanga

Fun to see things I helped with out in the wild!! 😇

uhhh things arent looking good here

This flavor is crazy

Does the sun eater series get better? I'm 30% in the first book and just feel utterly hopeless

does anyone know why sometimes when I reply to an email in outlook it will go straight to drafts and not send? I can email the sender outside of that email thread, so I'm not blocked or anything. It has happened twice where I had to just email them outside of the thread to resume the conversation

I can move on with my life now

hmm

Choose your top 25 favourite shows. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews. Day 12:

Today we have stared at you with the star struck eyes of fans and groupies. Forgive us on Friday when we avert our eyes because it’s too painful to see you on the cross.

Can someone call CPS on me to save me from myself

14+ people have died in ICE custody this year, for the crime of looking like an immigrant. Paula White, if she had any shame would be talking about them instead.

Today we have called out to you loudly by name. Forgive us on Thursday when we pretend that we’ve never met you.

Choose your top 25 favourite shows. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews. Day 11:

Unfortunately the only action I get on clearsky is 5-6 random people blocking me on the same day every few months cause a guy with a parasocial relationship with me tells his followers every few months that I'm a homophobe

"Some kids at the Dairy Queen were calling him gay. And then to my surprise I knew just what to say. I said, 'boys, if you're looking for your worthiness, Well it's already there.' Gloria! No more nightmares of a lack of love No need to win the race to face your father" Henry Jamison

I finally put into words what has been so dehumanizing about looking for a job in academia is that the interviews are like 24 hours of just presenting yourself and connecting with people and when you still get passed on it is much more of a sting than just having like my résumé rejected lol

I really enjoy bluesky despite strongly feeling like it's the dying breath of microblogging

Please pray for my sisters cat. He seems to be having trouble breathing even after finishing a round of antibiotics for bronchitis. Vet in a couple hours