therealWokeKong
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ooooh banana
Israel rn:
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about 1 hour ago
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I imagine wolves get the same horrified feeling looking at pugs that we get as humans when we see this character design. Like, yeah this is something resembling your species but it looks like something horrific happened to it
about 2 hours ago
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They’re calling it the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Dinner
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about 3 hours ago
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There’s a ton of frauds out there but Dave Chapelle might legit be one of the biggest frauds of all time
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about 4 hours ago
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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me DO THE DUCK WALK. I am not in danger, MY BOY. I am the MEATBALL. A GAY LUIGI opens his PINGAS and gets THE PRINCESS, and you think that of THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK? No. I am the one who MUST DIE!
about 6 hours ago
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“I don’t get it, we raped kids, crashed the economy, started another war, and let a senile pedophile do whatever he wants why are they so mad at us”
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about 6 hours ago
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Is he a fucking fish
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about 15 hours ago
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Clavicular gets BRUTALLY pillmogged while dosemaxxing
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about 15 hours ago
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Why, was Druski there?
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about 19 hours ago
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Charlie didn’t walk out of UVU, why should you?
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about 23 hours ago
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Sounds like the plot of Cars 4
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about 24 hours ago
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The fact that our societal elites take a guy who hits himself in the face with a hammer seriously is all the proof you need that America is in its dying years
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about 24 hours ago
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Damn, Smiling Friends ending got everyone looking for work
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1 day ago
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Dude imagine getting Yoshi himself to congratulate you on your wedding
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1 day ago
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The last time the internet felt truly unified around a single piece of media was either that art trend where they turned Ashley from RE4 into a mouse, or when everyone was torturing Koroks in TOTK. I wonder if Tomodachi Life will finally break the drought
1 day ago
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There’s a non-zero chance the next Nintendo teraleak incident includes several gigabytes of fart audio files
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1 day ago
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I feel like I’m being pranked
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1 day ago
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How Mr Boss was moving in the final scene of smiling friends
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1 day ago
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Well now we know what the next GameCube release is
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1 day ago
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Hit him with the Marshawn Lynch
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2 days ago
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This video is basically what Fortnite looks like to me
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2 days ago
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The first horseman of the apocalypse has arrived
2 days ago
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The funniest bit he can do is upload a new picture where it’s still him as Jesus but now he’s been crucified
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2 days ago
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Remember folks it’s 100% ethical to pirate Invincible and The Boys
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2 days ago
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Turns out people weren’t going to Flavortown just for the food
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2 days ago
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The abrahamic religions are all uniting like that episode of South Park solely to tell America to suck shit
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2 days ago
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Bethesda never beating the fraud allegations
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2 days ago
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On his deathbed he’s gonna claim to be Jesus and urge everyone to come to heaven with him and then the day after 50 million people will commit ritual suicide cause they believed it
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2 days ago
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The idea of a pope being weak on crime is so fucking funny. He sounds like a medieval king about to break from the papal authority cause he thinks they aren’t cracking down hard enough on witchcraft
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3 days ago
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America has turned into the world’s crackhead that European liberal parties show to their citizens every election year to warn them about the dangers of voting conservative
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3 days ago
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Who wants some of this shitload of rice pudding I made way too much of
3 days ago
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> Minecraft movie above Iron Lung I will kill again
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3 days ago
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These people would HATE me I don’t even like a post unless I wanna go back and see it later
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3 days ago
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Yes I know DK Bananza is on there 3 times cut me a break it’s real good
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4 days ago
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Currently in that weird position where I just finished a game but there’s a new one coming out in less than a week so I can’t decide if I should start a new one
4 days ago
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Imagine telling someone in the 90s that Sony and an upstart studio named Dreamworks would entirely supplant Disney as the trendsetter in animated family films because Disney decided that movies with female leads were too “girly”
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4 days ago
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I love how we can effortlessly send humans into space, hundreds of thousands of miles away from earth, and back, but we can’t get any Microsoft products to work
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5 days ago
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God even on sculptures his face looks too small for his head
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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Honestly my favorite part isn’t even the AI bullshitting him to make him feel good, it was how the AI kept talking and he had to interrupt it. This thing is programmed to never shut the fuck up
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5 days ago
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DC is gonna be one of America’s ugliest cities by the time this is all over
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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I am taking this as confirmation that Bubble was the blue AI that was absorbed by Caine in the beginning of the last episode
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5 days ago
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Beer tastes like shit and I refuse to believe people actually enjoy the taste
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5 days ago
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They’re totally killing Jax
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5 days ago
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There hasn’t really been much in the way of games this year outside of Pokopia and Resident Evil so it’s kinda jarring how suddenly we’re getting Tomodachi Life, Mouse PI, and Pragmata all in the span of 24 hours
5 days ago
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Yet another fat W for the supreme physical media gang
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5 days ago
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Even Google Stadia had the courtesy to give you a full refund
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5 days ago
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Not surprised the game made with genAI can’t get a release date. They probably haven’t gotten ChatGPT to suggest a date that exists yet
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5 days ago
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“Goo goo babies BETRAYED the fans!”
5 days ago
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