Since there’s a non zero chance we see Persona 4 Revival tomorrow, I wanna talk about my possibly spicy take on P4R: I want the dungeons to be completely redone to work like Persona 5’s dungeons. They’re all themed so it doesn’t make sense to stick with Persona 3 style hallways

Big whoop, life is always giving me lemons but you don’t see life getting arrested

The tiny dinosaurs powering my flintstones PC when I boot up the new LEGO Batman

Between this and Florida deciding to remove property taxes, which will disproportionately enrich wealthy snowbirds, I now fully understand why communist revolutionaries generally targeted property owners immediately after seizing control of business and government.

The Kennedy family legacy went from “they sent us to the moon” to “dude who eats roadkill just killed off the cure for cancer”

There was a decade’s long multinational program to eradicate these parasites. There were literal factories churning out sterilized flies to be released during breeding season so the wild flies wouldn’t be able to reproduce. And the government just… destroyed it. For no reason.

To be fair this is just how every 16 year old is. When I was that age I decided Nintendo was for stupid babies and Call of Duty was a real man’s game, the pinnacle of artistry. 16 year olds are stupid

We’ve all seen the videos, dude. People who live near these places can’t even drink their own water anymore. They can’t sleep cause all they hear is the humming of a thousand servers. And even if you live far enough away, if it’s on your grid your power bills double.

Can we please not do this. Domino’s does not care about the God of War franchise, they’re just hopping on board a hot trend for attention and Santa Monica is playfully poking back. There’s no beef, it’s an improvised ad campaign.

The fuck do you mean they mocapped the Cube of War

There should be a Shawn Levy’s ass x My Shoe crossover

He 100% thought people think he’s cool and would want to play as him and is gonna be so disappointed when people set the CPU difficulty to as low as possible and then beat the ever living shit out of him

The Wario64 incident is solid proof that once you reach a certain number of followers Bluesky flags your account to be banned at a moment’s notice

Gas literally JUST got below $4 for the first time in like 2 months

Oh shit it’s soon isn’t it

Nothing is allowed to be unique anymore it all has to look the same. No cartoony art styles allowed it has to be ultra realistic, you should be able to count each individual hair on Rayman’s ultra realistic head

It’s that time of year again

Ok so I watched the full showcase of God of War Laufey and the game looks fun to play but my god I hope they give you a setting to shut that cube up. Giving me real Myles MacKenzie vibes.

I know it’s entirely separate from their Spider-Man games but imagine if Spider-Man punched a dude and a whole ass gallon of blood came out of him.

Fucking losing my shit they just copied Insomniac MJ’s whole fit

Jesus man, put a spoiler tag on that

Does this guy like ANYTHING?

Bold creative decision to turn Atreus into a cube

“I wish there was a new Rayman game” *finger on the monkey’s paw curls*

One of these days I’m gonna put my fist through my work computer and I’m gonna need a good excuse. Anyone got any ideas?

When people think “most racist state” they usually default to something basic like Alabama or South Carolina. I’m here to let you know that Tennessee is a very serious contender for that title They kettled almost their entire black population into one city then gerrymandered the shit out of it

“Young medium” it is a century old, Marty

Matthew Lillard is the perfect guy to be saying this. They didn’t cast him as Shaggy cause he was famous, they cast him as Shaggy because he was born to play Shaggy.

Took them long enough

“Hormuz open next week” has the same energy as “Steam Frame tomorrow”

Congratulations to the Knicks for their championship title

Gotta love how cybersecurity just isn’t really a thing anymore

Hey you guys remember when the Smurfs killed Steve Jobs? You think we can get them back together for Elon

They fucked his shit up

The Mandalorian will 100% make double what this film makes, but this one will make a better profit. Hollywood will still think The Mandalorian was the winner here

Charlie Charlie Kirky I just popped a perkie

I love how they’re announcing it the way a fan account would post when a new movie or game is coming out

I guess you could say it’s a game of “cat and mouse” hahaha *I am summarily beaten to death with hammers*

What that tongue do

Does the new Lego Batman have Man in it

Most of the divisions within the Democratic Party is framed as radical vs moderate when in reality it’s more of an age thing. Young voters want real change, something older voters are afraid of

They’re killing Slinky Dog

I like the preface saying it “might be insensitive”, as if LEGO Bruce Wayne is a real guy who might read this and be very upset upon realizing he basically killed his parents

If I had a nickel for every time a duck-themed cartoon was pitched by a disgraced animator to scam people and then abruptly cancelled when people called it out I’d have two nickels

Tried shake shack for the first time

Kinda keeps in line with COD’s strategy of only having the most unrealistic wars imaginable. There’s no way the original Modern Warfare 2 would have ended in any way other than total nuclear war after Price launched that missile.

Been playing Cyberpunk and this reminds me of the background news channels in the game ranging from “check out this season’s newest luxury fashion” to “homeless rate drops from 53% to 52% in stunning turnaround”

Never thought I’d live to see the day google encouraged bing usage

How am I just now noticing the pun. Disc horse. Discourse. I thought the bit was just posting nonsense cause it had a nonsense name.