Just watched the first Knives Out and while I gotta collect my thoughts on it the one thing I can say is that this movie feels so 2019. There’s a scene where all the rich people are having a heated political debate and the language they used feels so quaint compared to now.

I’m so fucking pissed this man can’t legally run for president. He’s doing what any Democrat who wants to run in 2028 should be promising to do.

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2025 is DEAD time for my top games, movies, and shows I played/watched:

Oh yeah I forgot we’re supposed to send astronauts to orbit the moon this year. What are the odds they just don’t come back

My 2025 bingo card was a bust presenting the new and improved Woke Kong 2026 predictions bingo card

My 2026 gaming prediction is that Leon will show hog in Resident Evil 9

Get Post Malone off my fucking TV right now

Happy 2027!

LIST OF 2025 RESOLUTIONS I ACCOMPLISHED: none

Fucking dying at this Persona 6 is never coming out

Epstein Island… 2!

Legally I’m not allowed to say what I think should happen to Grummz so I’ll just leave this here and you guys can interpret it

We’re seeing an interesting political dynamic in America that not many people are talking about: the right believes we’re in a full blown civil war, the left has been trying to warn people about the right, and centrists are shushing us and saying it’s just business as usual and we’re being hysteric

Lmao they’re really counting Wonder, the protagonist of the gacha mobile spinoff of Persona 5, as a core series protagonist on the level of Joker, Yu, Kotone, and Makoto.

Another reason why people aren’t excited for new tech anymore that doesn’t get talked about as much as it should is because new tech is insanely expensive for no reason Who gets hyped to buy a new PC when it doubles in price and doesn’t do anything new?

I love living in the 2020s where I could be shot dead for literally no reason because some inbred guy who only survived to adulthood because Darwinism stopped applying to humans in the 80s spread a conspiracy theory about my place of work online

I’m never deleting this app

Some dude was in my replies spouting some religious nonsense about how god hates gay marriage and it was a Crash Bandicoot fan account so I hit him with this and he blocked me

Do you think Fred Flintstone says “yabba dabba doo” when he climaxes

Bluesky liberals will be like “nothing the people ever vote for could be wrong thanks to the power of liberal democracy” and when you remind them that Hitler rose to power through an election in a liberal democracy they block you

We used to live in a country where going to random daycares and demanding to see the kids would get your ass kicked. Now if you do it the president of the United States gives you the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Medal of Honor

Went out grocery shopping and overheard some girl say to her friend “I know I took the commission but I need less femboy ass”

“Now before we hand out this coveted award, may we have a moment of silence for our good friend Jeffrey Epstein.”

Shooting these guys in the face would be 100% justified where I live. Pretty sure stand your ground laws apply to cases where grown men demand to know the locations of children and then attempt to force their way in

Boss battle room

Why’s everyone so surprised it was 1 whole season they literally called it ONE Piece. Season 2 will be called Two Pieces

He’s pioneering a new form of facial hair called “The Skidmark”

I might have to replace my current car so this is NOT what I wanna be seeing. Man wtf is wrong with car dealers we gotta lock these guys in the stockades

I fucking hate this state dude www.realtor.com/news/trends/...

Pluribus finale was good, can’t wait to see how it continues 12 years from now

This is so much worse cause that surge of homelessness in Asheville is due to the worst storm they’ve ever seen in recorded history literally reshaping the local geography and wiping out entire neighborhoods. Those people are homeless due to no fault of their own

(Late) Christmas gaming haul

Nothing says “I wasn’t involved with Jeffrey Epstein” quite like stalking one of the leading journalists on the front lines of the Epstein story

Oh that’s just the standard Goop injection. Yeah, they’re injecting him with Goop. Don’t worry about it. Don’t ask where the Goop comes from. Don’t ask what the Goop does.

My 2026 New Year’s resolution is to survive

Why did he do that

Probably the absolute worst thing a pokemon game has ever done: make it so that filling the dex requires you to own the other games. Forget bad graphics, the DLC literally shipped with an ad for Pokemon Legends Arceus in the form of Kleavor

There’s just no way this even works. Invade it and we become a pariah nation like Russia. Purchase it and you’re wasting billions of dollars on a giant glacier. What good even is Greenland? Just let it be

4 games that defined my 2025

Kinda crazy to think that the Rankin Bass version of Mrs Claus has a feeder thing going on with Santa

It’s like a turtle that got flipped on its shell

2026 is gonna be the Year of the Hacker

Just realized the AI Coca Cola ad has the tagline “Real Magic” and man that’s some supreme irony

Jackie Kennedy at least had the excuse that people didn’t figure out how sneaky JFK was until after he got shot. What’s Hillary’s excuse

When you think about it I Saw Mommg Kissing Santa Claus is about a child unwittingly stumbling upon their parents engaging in freaky Santa-themed foreplay

Imagine being a kid and the president of the United States tells you there’s an evil Santa. That shit would freak me out man, like holy shit there’s an evil Santa?

Guys Santa is stuck in my chimney and I don’t know what to do. I called 911 but they called me a liar and hung up. He keeps saying “ho ho ho no” and it’s scaring the children. What do I do

Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits

University named after a guy who was clearly a sex freak wants you to stop watching porn