4 more years of no Persona

Sonic Crossworlds is so funny cause like wdym SpongeBob, Joker, Knuckles, and Godzilla are all in the same game

Not to be mean or anything but that among us show makes me wanna blow my fucking brains out

Really funny that the guy who made Assassin’s Creed is making his own witch themed game at the exact same time Ubislop is making a witch themed AC

Now this is pod racing

Did that goose just turn into Glep

Is it just me or is this thing both horribly out of sync AND getting interrupted by ads

“Zero point energy” Fortnite really ripping off of him huh

If that Tupac is AI…

Oh wow Gen Atlas looks cool- > Epic Games FUCK!!!!!

“Cuphead game in development” can’t wait to play it in 2032

At any other time this “joke” is already bad, not even really qualifying as shock humor just flat out mean spirited. But they chose to release this cut in the direct aftermath of numerous trans people being stabbed to death, and an increase in violence against minorities in general.

Backrooms beat The Mandorian, and TDAC beat Scary Movie. The age of the Millennial movie is over, the age of the Zoomer movie is just beginning

Communism looking real good right about now

It’s gonna be so funny when all these sports teams start hemorrhaging money cause nobody wants to drive 2 hours into the suburbs to pay $300 to see their team when they can just watch it on TV

Apps used to be super cool, like you could download an app that lets you pretend you’re drinking a beer and laugh with all your friends. Now you need an app to order a cheeseburger and it sucks

They sell little pouches of cake mix you can mix with water and microwave in a mug. All you’d have to do after is put the frosting and sprinkles on and you have a dotcake for a fraction of the price and no line

My take that’s most likely to get me doxxed is that I think the “male loneliness epidemic” isn’t real. People are definitely more isolated than usual, but it’s not exclusive to one gender and it’s not caused by one gender either. It’s just an excuse used by people who suck to be around

Men: “why don’t women like me? I’m so lonely” Men 5 minutes later: “check out this AI video of me beating a woman”

“Grrr I don’t wanna play as the girl character video games are for MEN” don’t make me tap the sign

They need to put this one in a museum

Since there’s a non zero chance we see Persona 4 Revival tomorrow, I wanna talk about my possibly spicy take on P4R: I want the dungeons to be completely redone to work like Persona 5’s dungeons. They’re all themed so it doesn’t make sense to stick with Persona 3 style hallways

Big whoop, life is always giving me lemons but you don’t see life getting arrested

The tiny dinosaurs powering my flintstones PC when I boot up the new LEGO Batman

Between this and Florida deciding to remove property taxes, which will disproportionately enrich wealthy snowbirds, I now fully understand why communist revolutionaries generally targeted property owners immediately after seizing control of business and government.

The Kennedy family legacy went from “they sent us to the moon” to “dude who eats roadkill just killed off the cure for cancer”

There was a decade’s long multinational program to eradicate these parasites. There were literal factories churning out sterilized flies to be released during breeding season so the wild flies wouldn’t be able to reproduce. And the government just… destroyed it. For no reason.

To be fair this is just how every 16 year old is. When I was that age I decided Nintendo was for stupid babies and Call of Duty was a real man’s game, the pinnacle of artistry. 16 year olds are stupid

We’ve all seen the videos, dude. People who live near these places can’t even drink their own water anymore. They can’t sleep cause all they hear is the humming of a thousand servers. And even if you live far enough away, if it’s on your grid your power bills double.

Can we please not do this. Domino’s does not care about the God of War franchise, they’re just hopping on board a hot trend for attention and Santa Monica is playfully poking back. There’s no beef, it’s an improvised ad campaign.

The fuck do you mean they mocapped the Cube of War

There should be a Shawn Levy’s ass x My Shoe crossover

He 100% thought people think he’s cool and would want to play as him and is gonna be so disappointed when people set the CPU difficulty to as low as possible and then beat the ever living shit out of him

The Wario64 incident is solid proof that once you reach a certain number of followers Bluesky flags your account to be banned at a moment’s notice

Gas literally JUST got below $4 for the first time in like 2 months

Oh shit it’s soon isn’t it

Nothing is allowed to be unique anymore it all has to look the same. No cartoony art styles allowed it has to be ultra realistic, you should be able to count each individual hair on Rayman’s ultra realistic head

It’s that time of year again

Ok so I watched the full showcase of God of War Laufey and the game looks fun to play but my god I hope they give you a setting to shut that cube up. Giving me real Myles MacKenzie vibes.

I know it’s entirely separate from their Spider-Man games but imagine if Spider-Man punched a dude and a whole ass gallon of blood came out of him.

Fucking losing my shit they just copied Insomniac MJ’s whole fit

Jesus man, put a spoiler tag on that

Does this guy like ANYTHING?

Bold creative decision to turn Atreus into a cube

“I wish there was a new Rayman game” *finger on the monkey’s paw curls*

One of these days I’m gonna put my fist through my work computer and I’m gonna need a good excuse. Anyone got any ideas?

When people think “most racist state” they usually default to something basic like Alabama or South Carolina. I’m here to let you know that Tennessee is a very serious contender for that title They kettled almost their entire black population into one city then gerrymandered the shit out of it

“Young medium” it is a century old, Marty