Emma Watson: “Though we may disagree on this issue, I treasure my friendship with JK Rowling” JK Rowling: “I am coming to your house to shoot and kill you and your entire family”

All I really care about regarding the Super Bowl halftime is that it should make my dad either confused or irrationally upset. Bad Bunny passes that test

A MAGA guy shot up a church and then burned it to the ground and nobody’s talking about it, meanwhile we’re STILL talking about Charlie Kirk almost 3 weeks later

I’m not kidding when I say I’ll leave the democratic party and join a more leftist 3rd party if they cave. Shut this shit down for as long as it takes, I don’t care. He’ll lose this battle and he knows it, everyone always blames the President when the government shuts down He’s banking on cowardice

Battlefield 6 players booting up the game after the buyout

This is the second time he’s announced this and they still haven’t explained how the fuck they’re gonna do it

Plot twist: his mom took him to Walmart to look at the lobster tank to distract from the fact that his dad is coming home from Afghanistan in a box

This thing is 100% government funded spyware, how else would they get the hundreds of millions of dollars they needed to run this campaign? It’s just a wearable wiretap that sends everything you say directly to the government so they can determine whether or not to disappear you when the time comes

Their first change will be banning all Sims players who make their Sim gay

Video game difficulty is so funny, I spent an hour and a half last night trying to beat Tormented Trobbio and had to give up cause I had work in the morning, woke up early enough this morning to try it again and beat him immediately

Facts ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Bought some vodka last month for a vodka sauce I wanted to try making and it turned out pretty good but still had a faint taste of alcohol which was weird since it’s supposed to cook off. Turns out this fucking bottle is 50% alcohol per volume!

In hindsight the moment stadium country began to take over and Zyn became popular we should have known something was deeply wrong with this country The 21st century hillbillyification of America has dug it’s tendrils deep into our culture, and idk if we can root it out

I love Silksong but man sometimes I wanna grab team cherry by the neck and shake them around while screaming “WHY DOES CONTACT DAMAGE DO 2 MASKS OF DAMAGE” I’m not even opposed to attacks doing 2 masks, I just don’t think I should be punished that hard for just bumping into a stationary boss

I haven’t watched Peacemaker and even I know putting this in was a bad idea. Season 2 takes place in DC’s equivalent of the Wolfenstein universe. Did epic games not talk with James Gunn?

So you’ll vote against the funding bill next week right? …Right?

“Authorizing full force” did he just give the military permission to use live ammo on civilians

Never mind my prior statement still stands. FSU is a fraud and Alabama should be ashamed they lost to us

WHAT

Imagine how embarrassing it must be to be Alabama right now

Me when I try to open my front door but I accidentally twisted the key the wrong way

“@grok is this true” Grok: “actually it's ephebophilia”

His entire administration can’t stop publicly bragging about their various plots and schemes. The FBI keeps posting pictures of its obviously fake evidence. The Secretary of defense is praising stories of German generals pledging loyalty to Hitler.

Raising the price of electronics, raising the price of quality shelving, accusing video games of causing mass shootings. Trump is the first anti-gamer president

My prescription medicine is about to skyrocket in price

A THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS????

Whenever someone asks the question “which fictional world would you want to live in” I’m surprised more people don’t say Kirby. The place is literally called DREAM LAND. Everyone there is a little guy, the concept of money doesn’t exist, and food is abundant.

Add Death Stranding 2 and either Silent Hill F or MGS3 Delta and you have a pretty solid prediction for what the lineup will be

If they start world war 3 before the Mario Galaxy 2 port comes out I am defecting to whatever country we’re at war with

A disturbing message was found at the White House this morning, the FBI will be investigating this as a possible antifa terrorist threat

Getting the twisted child ending in Silksong is the least fun shit of all time why am I doing this

Apparently there’s a big issue here in that if the Pokemon Company sued, the government could retaliate by deporting every single executive they have in their American branch. All of TPCI’s executives in the US are here on green cards

“They’re saying the new James Bond is gonna be a fresh face British male actor and- shit it’s Tom Holland isn’t it it’s gonna be Tom Holland

Do you think Awkwafina’s parents had Zephyrhills as a backup name just in case

Yet another far right terrorist killing civilians. The victims were ICE detainees, not officers, but the government wants you to believe it was an attack on the officers

Finally a reason to 100% the game

They wasted millions of dollars to build a stupid ass meme torture camp and then when the courts ordered they close it down, their final act of cruelty here was to simply disappear almost 2,000 people. People most likely sold into human trafficking or left abandoned in the swamp to starve

This is the one time where I will side with Nintendo in a lawsuit

I’m so used to having to honk at idiots cutting across the road that I did it out of instinct to a deer

Of course Palworld jumps into the oversaturated market of farming sims

Literally all we have to do to beat these assholes is punish the people who capitulate. If a company capitulates to a Trump demand just don’t give them any money until they stop. Somehow Target still hasn’t figured that one out

It’s absolutely insane that we’re supposed to take these people seriously. If this was over any other issue everyone would call her crazy. But because she hates trans people half of the political spectrum thinks she has a point in doing this

It’s been long enough it’s time to say it: a New Super Mario Bros collection instead of the Mario Galaxy collection would have fucking sucked. Yes, a NSMB collection has more game in it, but those games are infinitely less interesting than Galaxy 1 & 2.

American citizens: “we’re broke and need money” America: “get a second job you lazy bums” Argentina: “I’m broke and need money” America:

If anyone near me gets pulled up by the rapture I’m physically restraining them. If I’m not going neither are you

The can of Pam holding up 8 glass bottles and a microwave:

“We’re gonna do it, guys. We’re really gonna do it this time. You’re in for it now.” *proceeds to do absolutely nothing*

I owe an apology to Disney adults I didn’t know you were cool like that

$50 says the answer to autism is to just lock all of us up