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I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
Probably not good that a future presidential candidate is publicly praising the “Jews are why I can’t fuck my imaginary underage sister” guy. God if you’re listening send another meteor we deserve extinction for this shit
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about 5 hours ago
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Yeah whatever you think is in those files, think bigger. They probably got his ass on camera
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about 10 hours ago
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What if the brain damage he got from this fall does a factory reset on his brain and he’s woke again
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about 14 hours ago
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Anytime someone says “hire fans” it should be legal to bash them on the head with a big mallet, Looney Tunes style. I have never heard a worse proposition than hiring fans to make stuff. You should listen to fans sometimes, but know that fans are almost always wrong
about 15 hours ago
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Something huge will happen on November 20th 2025
about 1 month ago
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Someone’s gonna make an AI generated short of Mickey Mouse at a Hitler rally and they’ll can this shit so quickly we’ll all get whiplash
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about 17 hours ago
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GIVE ME A WHIFF LUIGI
about 21 hours ago
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I finally checked out the Mario Galaxy movie trailer and damn that’s not Bowser Jr that’s Bowser the Teenage Koopa
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Remember how right before the last election a bombshell report revealed that Epstein had intimate knowledge of the inner workings of the first Trump administration and the media just refused to cover it and Trump ended up winning
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1 day ago
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The Kirby Air Riders fanbase when you ask them who their favorite rider is
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1 day ago
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Nancy Mace is a pedophile
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1 day ago
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This is disgraceful to the old American tradition of generals having the wackiest facial hair imaginable Seriously, look up any civil war General and you’ll see some crazy beards, mustaches, and sideburns
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1 day ago
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Yeah those files are gonna end several careers (and hopefully put people behind bars for life)
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2 days ago
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Oh thank god it’s not Awkwafina
2 days ago
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We’re so fucked they’re getting economic data from DoorDash
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3 days ago
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This has aged (unfortunately) well
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3 days ago
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They’ll do anything BUT make a new Elder Scrolls or Fallout game lmao
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3 days ago
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Pim: “oh no look at all this litter we have to clean up the forest for Mother Nature” Mr Boss & Alan subplot:
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Guess who just lost all interest in Pokopia
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3 days ago
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The Sopranos is actually a documentary
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3 days ago
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I fucking knew it. They surrendered so the republicans can nuke the ACA subsidies, making it easier for democrats to win in the midterms. They’re permitting GOP cruelty on innocent people for political gain
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3 days ago
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Every time I’m subjected to Will Stancil I say to myself in a grizzled old sailor voice “he’s got the poster’s madness”
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4 days ago
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Still talking about social distancing in 2025
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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In some weird way you kind of have to respect how devoted Will is to being wrong. He could have easily switched to “ok the economy is bad now” after Trump took office but he stuck to his guns and continues to be completely wrong about the economy.
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4 days ago
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Finally a reasonable price for DKC Returns HD
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4 days ago
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Chuck the Cuck just let them strip health insurance from millions of Americans. A vote to kill their poorest constituents, yet another act of class war by republicans and establishment democrats
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4 days ago
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My running theory right now is Dems are caving cause they know that letting republicans kill ACA subsidies will make them even less popular in 2026. The problem with this logic is it’s immeasurably cruel to deliberately cause suffering to win elections, and getting a better deal just looks good
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Not gonna lie I didn’t even know she was an actress. I thought she was like an internet celebrity, like one of those Tiktokers who get famous off of thirst traps
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4 days ago
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Donald Trump on Fox sports pretending to know about football while a draft kings ad covers the bottom corner of the screen Absolute cultural rot
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“Ok but have you considered that the vast abundance of labubu variants you can buy means we live in the wealthiest time in history” -local dipshit talking to a guy who can’t afford his health insurance
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5 days ago
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They’re calling him Dozin’ Donald, folks. A lot of people have been saying he’s been dozing off on the job, and it’s incredible but we’re gonna be looking into this very closely
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5 days ago
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Your average young person will likely purchase their first home in their late 30s. A 50 year mortgage is basically a lifetime payment
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5 days ago
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Y’know if the economy crashing kills Funko Pops I think I’m ok with it. Going homeless is a small price to pay for less plastic garbage for millennial nerds crowding the shelves
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5 days ago
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“Hey Zohran what’s your 2025 game of the year?”
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5 days ago
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Noticing there’s a correlation between hating your wife and being a Nazi
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5 days ago
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Big opportunity for whoever runs against him to say “no means no” on the debate stage
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6 days ago
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Me watching everyone play the Kirby Air Riders demo while I’m out of town
6 days ago
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This guy really doesn’t cope well with being the world’s least recognizable Avenger
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6 days ago
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Frank Sinatra when you force him to watch JOI videos
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6 days ago
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I’m seeing both factions of the “are mega evolutions shaped like the letters X and Y” debate on my feed and it’s got me feeling like this
7 days ago
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@nytimes.com
it happened again last night, he climbed in through the window while we were doing it and when I told him to get out he said “just pretend like I’m not here” and proceeded to DoorDash Jimmy John’s to my house. He eats like a pig too, there’s a big mustard stain where he was sitting
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7 days ago
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@nytimes.com
last night Chuck “The Cuck” Schumer came into my house and watched me and my wife bang and it made me really uncomfortable. Please DM me I feel like people should know my story. I don’t even know how he got in he’s a menace to society
7 days ago
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Betting my life savings on GTA 6 not coming out in 2026 wish me luck
7 days ago
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The classic American tradition of food fights remains safe from tyrannical government overreach
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8 days ago
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What the fuck does Korrina need all those mega stones for. Greedy ass
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8 days ago
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Nintendo is the king of releasing DLC at the exact same time I’ll be playing other new releases
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8 days ago
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Is this good too
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8 days ago
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Is this good
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8 days ago
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Jesus Christ
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8 days ago
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