Drill this weekend so I had to go dig out some uniforms and instead found a laundry bag full of Ranger panties/silkies so the vibe has shifted suddenly and dramatically to Dirtbag Grunt Chic

HOW IS THIS MAN LASER-TARGETING MY HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS

I will say the one advantage of my extended mental health crisis is that I now have zero ability to follow current events

like. isn't this embarrassing to Republicans??? this is the guy? you've done all of this for this fucking guy????

The emotional high of the Birds’ victory has waned, back to our regularly programmed despair

The Philadelphia Eagles have the Mandate of Heaven

Man, I get it, hope springs eternal and fortune favors the bold, but 4th and 6??? Come on now

Today on Bluesky

I know it’s not healthy for me or fair to them, but I need the Eagles to understand how much my ability to cope with current events rests on their shoulders

Good morning go birds

I should have joined the navy, I should have taken the nuke test, I could have spent five years getting an anxiety disorder in A school and then just lived in the wet doomsday tube and never had to worry about what’s happening back on the surface

Swear to god every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom the universe throws me a better shovel

Okay I know Balkanization is a Bad Thing but also I’m prepared for the Great Khan to form the Upper Midwest Confederation

Okay trying out a new display name, how do we feel about this one

Question for the room: I got high enough grades last year to get nominated for the honor society associated with my major, is it worth following up on that and remaining active with it?

LMAO YALL. So that witch hunt website for anybody who spoke ill of ole boy? Some white man basically said “you got a fucking HOUR to get my name off this shit before my lawyer take everything at your house & load it in a UHaul to mine.” EVERY NAME off that website & the submission form is down.

I really like my gym, it’s great. Nicely stocked weight room, cardio stuff, pool, etc. just all the stuff I want at the gym. But it is a *madhouse* after work, especially with the number of young guys trying to show off who all have terrible form and are gonna hurt themselves

The kids are alright

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

love you all and do not quite understand how roughly 70% of you are from philadelphia

BOOOO

Eagles rookies and intercepting mahomes name a more iconic duo

Good morning go birds

This weekends distraction from the Horrors is putting together some shelves and going out for a nice evening with Lovely Wife

Me, learning what a "groyper" is:

evergreen

We are talk your shit, a podcast where our friends and guests come on to talk about the weird shit they like. DMs open. Don’t be a jerk.

Ooooooh immediately entering the rotation

All I’m saying is, it’s really easy to live a life where people don’t cheer your death. It’s kind of the default setting

I’m not a doctor but I saw that video and Kirk’s turbo dead isn’t he?

For the record, my goal is for my last post to be "ruh row."

Oh boy!

The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits

Slightly diminish a book Salem’s Easement

YES ABSOLUTELY HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER CO-SIGNED ANYTHING SO QUICKLY

I've spent my entire life being told that everything I do is useless, mocked and being told no one should be paid for "underwater basket weaving," and now they're like, "I must steal all the underwater basket weaving lore because it's imperative for my survival" Eat farts, my dudes.

Man if I knew that evil was going to win in the end I would have just gotten a finance degree and leaned into getting paid insane money by enriching the most dead-eyed psychopaths in human history

Saw a video about a person who reframed their depression as a lifelong chronic illness which needs to be managed forever and made it easier for them to deal with and like You mean it’s gonna be like *this* forever?

Look what I got!

My brain has been poisoned by podcasts and now one of my moral compass checks is, “Would it make more sense for Mike Duncan to narrate my life right now, or Robert Evans?” which is bad enough but the worst part is the answer is “Joe Kassabian” like half the time

hearing reports that if you open your windows you can hear the people chanting, "go birds! go birds!"

It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the yeeeeear

Elect me president and I will ensure the civil service is entirely staffed by the most Main Line Protestant ice-chewing dead-eyed crewcut-having belt-and-suspenders wearing pocket protector in a short sleeve white button down fanatics in their fields and usher in the new American century

Great marketing opportunity for an egg wholesaler and distributor

well ain't this place a geographical oddity?