The speed with which conservative influencers will adopt woke language is gonna make your head spin

One of my fav Onion headlines

It's because we're very stupid and as a people love nothing more than marketing meant for children

*vigorous jazz hands* art of the deal babyyy

adulthood is learning that filing an IRS extension is super easy (as long as you have a good estimate of what you’ll owe)

we need to listen to MSNBC moms more

NGL, I'm mildly envious of the geopolitical issues facing Lego's IP lawyers right now.

utterly disqualifying

Yeah, it's Joever for the Swalwell campaign www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

compare to AOC & Bernie’s anti-oligarchy tour that got tens of thousands out on mere weeks’ notice the future of the dems is clear. it’s just a question of: (1) whether party elites will continue to exert undue influence to protect the consultant class; and (2) whether the Left can run to win

I keep thinking about this passage in this reporting from LA’s No Kings violence. There’s a really easy way to try and verify this information: talk to one of the dozens of independent reporters who were there, in person, and could tell you what they saw with their own eyes

compare to AOC & Bernie’s anti-oligarchy tour that got tens of thousands out on mere weeks’ notice the future of the dems is clear. it’s just a question of: (1) whether party elites will continue to exert undue influence to protect the consultant class; and (2) whether the Left can run to win

The real story of this town hall is how humiliating it was for Elissa Slotkin. They rented an entire banquet hall, a platform stage, couldn't fill the room, and had to surround her with an extremely large rope to make the space look bigger. By my count, around 26 staff +her and 45ish attendees.

🥰 better things are possible 🥰

It’s amazing how much milque they can pack into these toasts.

did y'all know that NASA is planning to land on the moon every SIX MONTHS starting in 2028?? we are legit a couple years away from a legitimate moon colony and i feel like no one is talking about it

the CA governor's race is Steyer's race to lose at this point he has: (1) a shit ton of cash to burn; (2) great marketing and comms strategy; (3) consolidated much progressive support already; (4) a sea of competitors squabbling for a few percentage points

We reviewed hundreds of pages of ICE death reports, autopsies, and other records from 32 deaths with a total of 14 doctors. Doctors determined that at least 17 times, people died after medical staff delayed or failed to provide critical care that might have saved their lives

Ismael Ayala-Uribe complained about rectal pain. ICE med staff gave him stool softeners, but didn't actually examine him, and never found the abscess that later flooded his body with toxic bacteria and killed him. A doctor who reviewed his death for us called it "absolute medical malpractice."

my “NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS” t shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt

I’m living for the new “swallwell doesn’t work and votes to support ICE” attack ads. it’s so damning seeing him with his lil vest and lifting routine saying “I should be at work right now” 10/10 - maybe money in politics is Good Actually if it creates such great art

I think it's true that public sector unions with inefficient work rules obtained by capture of electeds is indeed sometimes an obstacle to efficient provision of public services, but also if you had me rank the top 50 obstacles to efficient provision of public services that wouldn't make the list.

an yes, weekend two Coachella ticket holders, the proletarians of the Coachella community

starting a Guys Whose Wives Sing Sabrina Carpenter’s “Manchild” A Bit Too Loudly In The Shower support group

For me, it's that he spent the last 4 years of his life pursuing Ona Judge who successfully escaped him: placing ads, sending agents to track her down, etc. I like thinking about that.

Historically Speaking, Lebanon Has Been Understood To Be Excluded By Implication From Any Ceasefire By Randy Barnett and Ilan Wurman

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

The USCCB has publicly refused to give the sacrament of communion to Democratic politicians based on their views on abortion. It would be good if the relevant Bishops came out and took a similar view with Vance or Colby (both of whom are Catholic and actively doing a lot of murder).

The Pakistani Prime Minister who was the intermediary for the ceasefire tweeted yesterday that it included Lebanon

THE POCALYPSE NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

I love that the book banning little freaks get booted from school/library boards basically every time AND I want to shout out the wine moms they radicalized who were like ‘oh fuck these people, I’m running for school board.’

We didn't deserve this day.

one of the top comments on the most recent Bret Stephens “but when if invading/bombing Iran is Good Actually” column. even NYT subscribers are sick of Bret’s shit at this point

with “friends” like these…

not even necessarily saying that Hasan should be welcomed so much as that war criminals should be ejected

take hotter than it should be: hasan piker should be more welcome in the democratic coalition than anthony blinken

I can assure everyone that LAPD doesn't always shoot "less lethal" munitions at people's head. Sometimes they shoot at people's groin. (JFC... They're under a federal injunction that prohibits this conduct. Why do we NEVER hear about any officers punished?)

A US official tells Al Jazeera: All military operations against Iran have been halted.

hegseth is cooked

Iran or the US didn’t say they accepted the entire proposal. Iran said the US said it was a “Famework” Trump said it was a “workable basis” to start off from. Why are we pretending it’s just been accepted whole cloth. The Iranians aren’t even saying that!

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

exit the vAImpire castle

BREAKING: Anthropic declines to release Mythos Preview, citing fears that it will listen to Chapo Trap House and join the DSA

I know there are a lot of sadistic and cruel ideologies at work here but I just want to note that it is not fucking good that the president has surrounded himself with a bunch of end-times Christian zionists who fantasize about a civilizational war with Iran to hasten the rapture.

is it good when the pope is saying “call ur reps”

Lol