Nobel Prize in every category to whoever solves bus bunching

Kavanaughed

i've been thinking about this for a few weeks, and i really think that (1) after Trump, the Times freaked out believing they had lost touch with middle America, and (2) attempting to correct course, they lost touch with liberal America, too.

this has been one of my central arguments the past ten years. the theory underpinning the anti-democratic elements of the american constitutional order is wrong!

Packing the Court isn’t enough, they need to give Justice Jackson a gun

Tesla’s stock evaluation is much like their cars: liable to combust at any moment

the great awokening is happening y’all and it will send seismic shocks through our political system that corporate politicians of all stripes are utterly unprepared for being anticapitalist is becoming a default (or at least inoffensive) position for everyone left of Kloubachar

cannot wait for this cult’s inevitable collapse 🥰

every anti-ICE protester should get one of these (now) legally-permissible weapon holsters

first deli to offer a “misdemeanor and cheese” sandwich special will get all of my business

every anti-ICE protester should get one of these (now) legally-permissible weapon holsters

when I say “the bird site”, I mean “bird” as in a nazi eagle

feeling hopeful that more and more Dems are engaging in creative and unashamed messaging. this is excellent.

you do not have to engage with thy insipid NYT “feminism” piece, especially when one of the interviewees has consistently showed her ass as a racist & shallow “author” (and I use that term in the loosest of ways)

RFK Jr. had to go clean out the back of the car quick.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Bovino is a Chicago villain in the tradition of Henry Rhines, the 1840s Chicago cop who spent most of his energy trying to find people who’d escaped slavery (or at least looked like they had) and pretending he had the authority to arrest them. A NY paper called him “a degraded drunken wretch.”

yet more reasons Newsom should be left in the dustbin of history rather than heralded as the democratic party’s next leader

LA folks: be on the lookout for this DHS vehicle that is breaking all sorts of traffic laws today

watching the conservative movement fall apart under the weight of its own contradictions

the trump admin is pro-plane crash

My response to engaging with at new viral times interview

Cops lie, a thread:

The Supreme Court has to understand that the president is breaking the law in ways I like. Or at least in ways that I'm unwilling to challenge even though they're objectively not achieving their supposedly national interest goals and also breaking the law. So the Court must defer to that.

just left the bougie socialist Muslim DNC coffee shop. everyone was talking about how scared they are because of how much the democrat party won yesterday. one man with purple hair and four nose rings said “When we win this much, we are actually losing”. much to think about.

yet more reasons Newsom should be left in the dustbin of history rather than heralded as the democratic party’s next leader

just left the bougie socialist Muslim DNC coffee shop. everyone was talking about how scared they are because of how much the democrat party won yesterday. one man with purple hair and four nose rings said “When we win this much, we are actually losing”. much to think about.

English is such a beautiful language

All time post

if Sharon has an army of Reply Guys, I am among them If Sharon has two Reply Guys, I have only two friends (the other Reply Guy and Sharon obvi) if Sharon has no Reply Guys, weep for me because I am no longer on this mortal plane

someone got indicted on the basis of “transporting antifa materials” for allegedly transporting a box of ZINES THEY’RE PROSECUTING PEOPLE FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM OVER ZINES

Woke 2: Wokeo Drift

if Sharon has an army of Reply Guys, I am among them If Sharon has two Reply Guys, I have only two friends (the other Reply Guy and Sharon obvi) if Sharon has no Reply Guys, weep for me because I am no longer on this mortal plane

trump is only gonna pardon the turkeys that did frauds and schemes

disabling quote tweets is violence, to me

it’s obvious that we have our “Joe Rogan of the left” & it’s Jennifer Welch 👑

literally everyone aged 22-36 scrolling through their friends’ instagram stories today: Mamdani victory post Mamdani campaign video Mamdani with a cat Mamdani in a hat Friend getting engaged Obscure Mamdani meme Repeat Mamdani victory post Yet another repeat Mamdani victory post Fríend’s cat

what it feels like to lie on my dog’s fleshy lil belly that’s slowly rising and falling as she’s sleeping

if you read a book, you only get one author’s perspective but scrolling a microblog for even five minutes opens your mind to tens, if not hundreds of authors - essentially fitting an entire library-amount of content into the palm of your hand. domt read, scroll.

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Don’t think ppl understand the terror the Feds are unleashing on the streets of LA right now. Roving patrols targeting vulnerable individuals. It’s horrible. There’s no one coming to save us except ourselves.

Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.

(alt text for the homies)

Dems flipped D&D Dungeon Master in Dubuque, IA, after 20-year stranglehold by GOP.

For him to say this out loud has to mean they're in a full-blown panic

Important.

I wish Trump’s characterization of the Democratic platform—pack the court, DC and PR statehood—actually were the Democratic platform. And, he’s right: Nuke the filibuster! The party in control should govern and then be held accountable for what they do.

Ordered a taxi for my burrito. “Where’m I takin’ it?” the driver asked, as I buckled it into the seat. “Where would you go, if you were about to be eaten?” “I’d want to sit by the canal,” the cabbie replied. “Watch the sunrise one last time.” “Then take it there,” I said. And they were off.