brandon ingraham

posting up at 11:58 for each one of my followers to give me a new year’s kiss on the lips

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

looks about right. @guntoucher.bsky.social and @juniorhoncho.bsky.social got those posts that i like

i think if 2025 proved anything about our political landscape it’s just that conservative men started self-projecting their madonna/whore complex onto masculinity

i don’t remember compliments or insults. i was raised lutheran in the upper midwest. dwelling on what other people think about you takes away from time you could be spending doing valuable physical labor.

drank enough coffee to be convinced the Bucks will never lose another game this season

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i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

had a dream about a baby onesie that said in glitter font LET JAZZ BE THE FIRST BATTLE I FIGHT

this is one of the easiest things anyone can do. one dollar per drink (beer, coffee, cocktail) and 20% for restaurants (even counter service). there’s no counter argument. you don’t have influence on payment systems for service workers. and whatever your job is, service work is harder.

Whatever your idea is about the American labor system and how it “should” work… you need to tip more. Just tip more. Tip generously. Tip!

render pork fat —> sauté garlic —> wilt greens —> add pasta —> butter —> hard cheese —> pasta water —> reduce and agitate —> garnish

all the ads during Amazon Prime movies and TV shows almost makes it not worth it to steal access by copying my parents’ passwords

clicked on the wrong thing and now my entire instagram for you page is german sandwiches

you can post the second horniest thought you’ve ever had on here, but only once. you can post the 5th or 6th horniest thought multiple times. you cannot post the horniest thought you’ve ever had, that sends you straight to jail

“sonic the hedgehog was actually based on a famous hungarian jeweler named zlobic zlabogog who once fell when running down the street spilling his gold rings everywhere” my dad sending me this instagram post via instagram DM: is this true

okay, here's thread of links to all my published pieces:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. Stewart Copeland improvising fills to Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin” on Drumeo. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die

same energy

imagine being so rich that not even psilocybin can cause ego death

the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers

the Internet — short for Intravenous Drug User Network — is a hot spot to share cute dog photos or look up the name of that guy from that one thing

while the Internet is often used for research or exchanging academic ideas, more and more people are using the World Wide Web to “hang out” with their new digital friends

on the internet, more and more portmanteaus are becoming the official word for new tech-backed features. for example, the word “blog” is combination of the words “big” and “log”

bucks win

feeling good about that Bucks win, this Bucks team

the milwaukee bucks

stink time

over at @theatlantic.com, they let me write about how Heat is just a regular-type romance movie. here’s a guest link www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...

new newsletter today about the shortsightedness of political films and how we interpret them featuring One Battle After Another, Parasite, Civil War, Eddington, and a Marxist-Maoist essay from Jean-Luc Godard goodones.beehiiv.com/p/the-myopia...

bröther may i hæv sööthing lippe balme

it's never too late to catch up on some Good Ones goodones.beehiiv.com/p/bad-reader

reposted by William Gibson, who first used the word “memetic” to describe information phenomenon related to the Internet in his 2003 novel “Pattern Recognition”

international media luminary Jesse “Big J” Raub

no one: a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:

catholic basketball

i promise to get stupid with it. i pledge that i will go full dumb juice mode

catholic basketball

OUT: peeing IN: holding it

the milwaukee bucks

please, Unrelatable Joke Post was my father. call me Nonsequitor

i’m at the gym, working my lads. i’m doing reps to grow my lads

please, Unrelatable Joke Post was my father. call me Nonsequitor

the milwaukee bucks

i’m at the gym, working my lads. i’m doing reps to grow my lads

beloved children’s entertainer and seventh circle demon Mr. Blobby

WATCHING SPORTS (GOOD): hey i’m having a nice time, with sports WATCHING SPORTS (BAD): no one has ever felt pain this excruciating