it’s called AI because when i look at it i say “ey i don’t think that looks so good”

someone help. my AI girlfriend wouldn’t stop screaming so i wrote a prompt saying that i shoved her. and then she generated text saying she fell backwards and her head on a generated nightstand. now she’s typing that she’s not responding to any of my prompts asking if she’s okay

coming back from a weekend at burning man to my HR job at a startup that uses AI to bury dangerous chemicals in suburban parks

asking for an AI summary of moby dick so i can learn from ahab’s hustle mindset

begging my phone’s AI assistant not to engage my car’s electronic emergency brake though dashboard integrated Bluetooth while doing 70mph on the freeway because it’s mad i forgot it’s birthday (doesn’t have one, is a computer)

i give out a lot of courtesy likes because it helps establish me as a benevolent figure of power on this site. but don’t worry—not for your reply. your reply was worthy of an actual like. just like all the other replies on this thread.

gonna go shoot some hoops 👍🏻

i felt like i needed to update my profile picture so you could get used to the fact that i wear glasses

if i won a gold medal i would not cry. i would be happy not sad

Every time I try to question my kneejerk skepticism on LLMs because they seem like they might have some potentially interesting use cases, some company shoves them into a product I use all the time, and it absolutely sucks shit.

guy walking down the street with a blonde mustache

more songs should have a chorus where the narrator tells you their name is cathy

doing something extremely perverted (actually reading all the online publications i subscribe to)

roasted chicken breast, radicchio, green lentils, roasted carrots, mandarin, mustard vinaigrette

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vibe coding is just prosperity gospel for a different kind of mark

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find out who owns your veterinarian practice: privateequityvet.org/vet-list/ (it's very likely it's Mars, Inc., yes as in the candy company that also makes dog food)

pretty soon, the jesse raub online experience will be consolidated into a streamlined platform. please stay tuned for an updated jesse raub online experience

she release me at the hog line until i curl into the button

doing one set for every sclerosis (3)

for dogs, running around is going on the computer. eating some dirt, is reading a big book. you can map all their behavior to ours. fetch is obvious: cool new videogame. tug of war is like when you're grabbing something but it's not turning out to be quite so easy as you'd hoped hm? barking is posts

blade steaks with smashed and roasted potatoes and kale with a pan sauce

Got bored and baked some peps.

lol my parents are watching Search Party and trying to describe it to me over the phone

based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit

you know, just once i’d to hear the people who breathlessly defend democrats speak about a specific policy they support instead of couching their entire political opinion on opposition to the right and sneering at the left

i've enjoyed that @beehiiv.com gave me a free option after leaving substack, but seeing stuff like this is making me finally migrate my newsletter to @ghost.org, which i will have to pay for

asking the rat in my hair to go easy on tonight’s dinner so my date doesn’t get the impression i like her *that* much

hey everyone! let's pitch in and do our part to clean up bluesky. let the mods know to ban those spam bots! 🤖🧹

When I get pizza from the Dominican joint

caesar with chicken cutlets and sourdough croutons once again

We made it to Collie Friday with Tony Dogpills

I'm assembling a team

good idea if you want a bunch of guys in their 60s deciding it's Use It or Lose It time and killing some 19 year old who says No Worries instead of You're Welcome when they're thanked for holding a door open

Haven’t been cooking much bc of my back but would like to spread “potato chips as part of the meal rather than the side” awareness w my steak, tomato, avocado, and salt and vin chip salad

welcome people joining via the "people who made a post so good I showed my wife" starter pack. DM for a list of signed affidavits of other spouses who have been shown my posts against their wills

Has to be a shorter name for them than “Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pigs.” We owe them better. We should call them Bebops.

this is a good starter pack for a wide spectrum of good posting. a healthy % of these are very strong "absurd posts" makers, which is essential to a good user experience on the Bluesky page. go.bsky.app/44frD6x

the sword dork i watch on instagram did a collab video with the meteor hammer dork i watch on instagram to make a political statement

i just need to say that i’m so disappointed in this behavior. NO ONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS. fire has the ability to travel up the stream from a lighter fluid bottle and explode in your hand. you need to apply all of your accelerants BEFORE lighting

“send email” you selected: send email “thank you computer” you thanked: the computer “okay bye bye” you told the computer: bye bye

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

bucks win

the milwaukee bucks

when the vote to repeal Obamacare failed some guy posted a photo of Paul Ryan on twitter with the caption “Eat Shit Worm Man” and i think about that phrase every day

woke 2.0 is coming. grab a coffee motherfuckers

shifting ice