“He gonna give us checks” Uh, no. No he will not.

*Tosses on my skyline*

So we finally got those emails huh?

Veterans Day. Celebrating all those who served and were blessed to come home. 🫡

“I get told all the time I look like Keira” Yeah, ok. Sure. I look more like Keira than some of those posts 💀😭 The Sanaa Lathan one made me laugh because men just be saying anything to women cuz bruh. That woman looked nothing like Sanaa

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Imagine an administration so stupid, they force ‘the old country’ to pull out of the American market. Marrone 🤌🏽

@breadbae.blacksky.app 👀

Ahahahhahaa ya bum

🐐 HOF for a reason SpottieOttieDopalicious youtu.be/dIPJfdjnR_8?...

The hairline never fails to tell you everything

October 2024 & October 2025 I wonder what could have possibly have happened. 🤔

A mass shooting in San Francisco’s Outer Richmond neighborhood sent five victims to local hospitals Saturday night, according to the fire department. No arrests have been made yet, police say.

Listen, flights are gonna be a mess. Even if the Feds opened back up tomorrow, its going to take WEEKS before they can get things back to "normal". So you might as well prepare for staying at home and enjoying Turkey Day.

GUY The S.O.S. Band Prince The Gap Band New Edition *turned down so Mom wouldn't trip* NWA 2Pac Spice 1 MC Breed

The sandwich topic being on the bird app AND bluesky is so funny. Folks dragged Mumbles for not having foresight and planning ahead lol

😂😂😂

The worst person you know just made a valid point. 😭 But also, that is exactly who is in charge in DC right now. The lovers of ‘80s nostalgia surrounded by poeple with the maturity of a 12 year old.

<hashtag> Free Game So pay attention fellas

Facts. She like tacos, you get her tacos She like sushi, you get her sushi She like kpop, you pop that k

Look at this time traveler from the future. Man living in 3025

Ay dio mío

Husbands with Grindr profiles?

Well, that’s one way to get around the ACA; say the Feds will send that kidney to citizens directly. Of course, realistically it will be a mess. Just a cluster. But imagine the faces of all the insurance CEOs when they read this? 😂

2 dead presidents for a beanie is wild. and yet... cashmere, you say? 🤔

Doing some early shopping for gifts and help me, I'm poor 😭😮‍💨

If Fox News is finally coming around to sharing economic news, you KNOW those red states are hurting terribly

WHOA. This tampers my POV of the guy cuz wtf?

Scorpio Szn

#Plur1bus on @AppleTV is fantastic. Vince Gillian, you talented talented man. But the real joy is watching Rhea Seehorn take lead & act her ass off once again. 2 episodes in & I cannot wait to see what happens next.

🎥 See the story behind the story: ktla.com/news/local-new…

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“I should slap all y’all niggas for coming in my fucking face with this shit” - me after another terrible manicure.

Dang. Let’s just say I don’t put it past him. What a crazy story www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...

Hello #Friday - you know the vibe 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Kf...

Nancy Pelosi has been a public servant for over 40 years. We thank her for 30 years of great work representing both the Democratic Party as House Speaker & the great State of California.

So all the hubs for American The hubs for United The hubs for Delta The HQ for Southwest The HQ for Alaska Airlines The HQ for Hawaiian The heavy cargo cities for UPS & FEDEX Whew buddy. Y’all winning yet?

LOVE me some Kaytranada 🔥

DAYUM

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Wait a fcking minute. WHAT?! Just saw that video and I’m sorry. People should be shamed for using A.I., for spreading propaganda, and for being such a bigot, you stopped to such a level to get your bullsh__ point across. wow.

Mama I'm finna be on the tizzube! My Comedy Special releases Nov. 18 for rental and purchase! Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter

I like how the #Laces said we don’t need size. We bully ball 😤😂 Jackie. AT. Naz. Just shoot over them and then get outta the way when you’re on defense or you will get run over #Unrivaled

Over / Under on who gets ejected 1st? - Skylar - Marina - Banham Cuz the Owls got a lot of hands 😂😂 #Unrivaled #LunarOwls 🦉

Thank God #Unrivaled on CP time cuz I thought I had missed the start 😂😂

Matt Khalil, apparently

Hey #Phoenix SNAP recipients can find free meals locally with new site. azsos.gov/az-snap-supp...

My home came thru