Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

The biggest challenge America will face over the next decade will not be defeating this political movement because it will soon collapse of its own accord. The biggest challenge will be cultural and it will rest entirely on the question of how we'll treat the people who voted for this.

Baby girl is 5/5 for blowing out her diaper on every trip. Undefeated champ!

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Bari sit down with Chotiner

Merry Christmas

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

I’m losing my fucking mind

Trump’s Epstein files cover up is nothing short of Criminal

LA City Public Works Bureau of Street Services #LargeAsphaltRepair is a cruel joke

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

Buy 👏 The 👏 Coast 👏 Line

Peppermint bark punches way above its weight as far as seasonal treats go

Hey remember when the Brits convinced us to coup the democratically elected government of Iran because they were butthurt that Iran nationalized their oil and kicked the Brits out? How did all that end up working out for everyone?

Become ungovernable

All discourse is the same now.

Dana Carvey Johnny Carson voice: I did not know that

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Did I make too many cookies? Haha, no, fuck you, cookies for life.

Before I listened to Gavin Newsom's interview on Ezra Klein's podcast, I was convinced that man had no juice. However after listening, I've changed my mind: That man has negative juice. He neutralizes the juice of others around him.

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Important, exciting research — air pollution dropped 22% in NYC's congestion relief zone within the first 6 months of #CongestionPricing (with reductions in the surrounding neighborhoods, too) Cleaner air, better transit, great data — all thanks to #CongestionPricing!

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

there is a single good promotional email, and it is the weekly email from our favorite local ice cream shop listing their flavors of the week, and occasionally including pictures of their corgis.

Back from baby’s first Surfliner, just solo me and her. She loved it for one hour and then nap time hit and she couldn’t get to sleep on the train and, woo boy. I am so sorry to everyone in my car.

If I owned a pizza parlor I would sell lactaid for all the dipshits like me who forget

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Listening in on 10am Metro Board meeting - not underway yet. Follow online at boardagendas.metro.net/event/regula...

Hey Spotify, fuck you.

reminiscent of Versailles, you say...?

Has this been posted yet

"The agreement places no restrictions on our transgender community." Except whether they can play sports, where they can use the bathroom or locker room, what kind of housing they can live in, and what healthcare they can receive.

Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.

I taught my nine month old to high five and it is my greatest accomplishment.

Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes. If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

This is a really sick story. From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through. abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...

A football coach who is also an historic asshole who was also arguably responsible for the death of a film student a year below me at ND.

New E Line destination dropping next year. Excited to finally get to check this out.

nuzzi / lizza misconduct imo enabled the destruction of so much public health & scientific research — and a resurgence in measles in the US. this is not petty tabloid gossip or inside baseball. that they went undetected or were rewarded while great reporters were laid off? it’s a huge system failure

really enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man, very glad I got to see it in a theater

I have walked across this bridge many a time and it is ALWAYS terrifying.

Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?

My wife during tonight’s Pluribus: can a drone win an Emmy?

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?