The AC is out at ICE's detention facility in Newark, where it currently feels like 107 degrees. Detainees say not even the ventilation is working, and that the water is dirty. Health inspectors recently tried to inspect the facility. They were turned away. www.nj.com/politics/202...

he looks like he's animorphing into a photorealistic Bert from Sesame Street

perfection no notes

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens https://bit.ly/4eTxZ8V

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM

movie pitch: what if the North won the Civil War

I have flipped from the World Cup to schism watch

the funny thing about the 'everyone on bsky is 38' bit is that i'm actually 38

Last year the California legislature passed Senate Bill 79, which legalized multifamily housing within a half mile of major public transit stops across California. This legislation was nearly a decade in the making. As of today, is officially active! Let the building begin!

Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

Sean Davis is the most distinguished representative of the right-wing dudes who embrace Daddy Trump because they feel scared and small. Someone laughed at him once because he didn’t know what “adios” meant so he is reconstituting the Wehrmacht.

Trans rights have been litigated vis a vis an intentional, choreographed strategy designed at every turn to look like an organic reaction to progress. Never forget that, especially not in the coming weeks.

this was at SUGARFISH? lmfao

The Birthright citizenship ruling should be a wake up call to any Dem who is still on the fence about court reform. We are essentially one seat change away from the Court undoing Reconstruction by fiat.

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

Statements from Dems like this one make it harder to press for Supreme Court reform. This ruling was a near-disaster and shows how unhinged SCOTUS has become—now just one vote away from overturning the 14th Amendment. But a sitting senator says they "applaud" the ruling.

NPR: And Justice Alito, who is NOT retiring

Just absolutely insane to me how many milions were spent and the massive political and legal effort exhausted just so a state can ban a single trans girl from playing sports with her friends in school.

5–4 on a constitutional question that is older, more settled, and just as clear on the text and purpose as "can women vote?" They're coming for that one too, it's currently in the "right-wing extremists on social media" stage, same place where "there's no birthright citizenship" arose.

Great game, so happy for Morocco. Feel incredibly lucky that I've been able to visit the country and hope to go back again. What an awesome place.

Someone should invent a Good Airline

This is what the fuck I'm talking about. NYPost in LA is stupid because LA does celebrity trash journalism better than anyone, but TMZ is perfect for DC because absolutely no one there is covering the circus appropriately

on the upside will be super easy for him to win any competition if all of his rivals are integer-spin bosons and unable to stick a landing due to the pauli exclusion principle not applying

A California cyclist is currently suing Waymo after a passenger opened the door when the vehicle parked in a bike lane, hitting the cyclist and throwing her off her bike, only to be hit by another Waymo dropping off another passenger in the bike lane.

The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

Yupppp. There’s also the delicate process of sometimes leaving one or two pieces of low hanging fruit that that someone who gets a notes pass can see and feel self-satisfied at catching. Otherwise they’ll insist on terrible ideas because they feel entitled to get *some* of their notes addressed

evergreen

Again,

GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I especially love this diagram.

gandalf talks about being dead the way a wesleyan sophomore talks about studying abroad in london

CBS staff, you have one job and that is to incept Bari Weiss into believing she can win over Isaac Chotiner.

wtf. gavin newsom did something... good? An exec order prioritizing transit? did somebody body snatch him?

first they must answer his riddles three,

this Türkiye win was for Eric Adams 🇹🇷

bluesky the balls app

one day i will understand soccer's clock rules. but not today.

LEO! lol

YES! K North and Sepulveda were added back to the SB79 map by SCAG! scag.ca.gov/sites/defaul...

Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.

Something about Karen Bass and fires

suboptimal to me that the richest man on the planet believes this