Jesus fucking Christ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Chicago goes hard.

Chicago goes hard.

Chicago goes hard.

Chicago goes hard.

I told the Reverend he made me proud to be a Christian.

This is the vibe I wish to bring to the function.

The Vikings defense today after seeing the offensive line unable to keep the quarterback upright for three weeks:

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

LLMs are bullshit machines that simply cannot aim at truth because of their very design. Even OpenAI is saying it!

My 5YO is sitting on the couch alone (I’m in the kitchen getting some food) and he’s YELLING at the tv while watching the Vikings. 5YO after a touchdown: “See?! That’s why you DON’T DIVE!!”

Can someone explain to me why Rex Ryan looks like RFK Jr.'s doppelgänger?

17) A song that you would sing a duet with on karaoke. Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, “Ain’t no mountain high enough”

meanwhile costco was all “DEI is good and we’re keeping it, fuck you” and they’re now basically printing money

There’s an old joke about how when Mickey Mouse filed for divorce, the judge denied it and told Mickey that insanity wasn’t grounds for divorce. “I never said Minnie was insane,” Mickey told the judge, “I said she was fucking Goofy.”

IS THIS YOUR KING?!

Bro lol Disney and Hulu are DESPERATE desperate. New offer of $2.99 a month to try and get you not to cancel. It’s working.

democrats must embrace war mindset

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: I will stop calling ICE a bunch of Nazi Gestapo pissbabies when they stop acting like a bunch of Nazi Gestapo pissbabies. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

it was literally in a bag www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

Oh shit shots 🔥🔥🔥

16) One of your favorite classical songs. Antonín Dvořák, "Symphony no. 9: From the New World" (performance by the Gimnazija Kranj Symphony Orchestra)

PEACE IN OUR TIME

Listen, everyone. The guys behind the bullshit machine that can't tell you how many Bs are in blueberry or do basic math, the guys whose promises keep going up in smoke, want—nay, feel the MORAL OBLIGATION TO WARN YOU that their unbridled creation is so powerful it will take all the jobs. BEWARE!

They’re both part of the MCU now! Imagine Spider-Man and Gambit in Road to Genosha!

Never burn yourself out to make any institution brighter.

There's a classically trained harpist on YouTube, Amy Shafer, who makes videos where she listens to rock songs for the first time and talks about them from her critical perspective. Every time she listens to Tori Amos, she's like, "This is complicated and contradictory with lots of complex layers."

A military strike killing civilians Who haven't been accused of a crime In international waters Solely on Trump's orders With no legal justification i s m u r d e r .

PrAcTiCiNg PoLiTiCs ThE RiGhT wAy

Dr. Morissette had a platinum record before me, but I had my Ph.D. fist. Win some, lose some, I guess.

I want to create an account that's exactly 100 posts where 97 of them are completely absurd insults like "Donald Trump huffs JD Vance's farts" and then three completely normal claims like "Trump's tie is blue." But that sounds like a lot of work.

"More professors in the United States have been fired for controversial views in the past week than any other week in all of American history." www.insidehighered.com/opinion/colu...

To be clearer, LLMs are the Dinesh D'Souza of natural language algorithms.

This is why you can't let the other side co-opt the flag. These are powerful pictures of righteous protest *because* they incorporate the flag.

"AI is bad and we shouldn't use it" has become my personal Carthago delenda est. I literally just gave feedback on a proposal with "Setting aside the fact that AI is bad and we shouldn't use it, I think…" CETERUM AUTEM CENSEO INTELLIGENTIA ARTIFICIALIS DELENDA EST

I will never not repost this masterpiece when it hits my feed

This is an agent of the US federal government, armed for live-fire combat against a modern army, slamming a passive and nonviolent female candidate for the US Congress into asphalt. Then walking away without checking if she has injuries, with his identity concealed behind a black facemask.

"Genuinely anarchic ungrading" is a wonderful phrase to write. Like, I think that kind of ungrading is really problematic, but it's just delightful to get on the page.

15) A song that is a cover by another artist. Lena Hall, "Exit music (for a film)" by Radiohead

Freedom of Speech means we get to point at the president and say “That guy fucking sucks,” and there nothing the government can do about it.

A pretty good shorthand for “Is this something the Jesuits should do” is “How would you explain this to Oscar Romero and Rutilio Grande?” I think Loyola Marymount would… struggle with that one.

Pope Leo is a Real One, exhibit XIV:

All I'm saying is that if Slim Jim can get Vince McMahon fired, advertisers can get Jimmy Kimmel back on the air.

In the 12 years I've been at my institution, I've not taught Philosophy of Science twice. Once, the class didn't make. The other time, I was on parental leave. This spring, I won't be teaching PhilSci by choice for the first time ever. It feels profoundly weird.

As a bonus, the Bluey Blu-Rays have “Dad Baby,” the uproariously funny episode Disney banned on Disney Jr and Disney+. I think it also has the fully uncensored “Markets” with the poop joke.

14) A song that you would love played at your wedding.* Nobuo Uematsu, “To Zanarkand” *This song was actually played at my wedding.

Tear the fascists down.

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

Part of being privileged is figuring out how that privilege can be used as a cudgel to fight for those without it. Working for a world that is fair and just sometimes recognizing that we can do things others can't because of the way the world is unjustly arranged and acting accordingly.

We usually think “O’er the Land of the Free and the home of the Brave” is a line about soldiers defending freedom. It can’t be that anymore. If we’re going to remain free, we all of us need to be brave. Speak bravely. Act bravely. Know that the fear you feel while acting is the mark of bravery.