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Picard management tip: Ensure chocolate is available.

Picard safety tip: Antimatter is not a toy.

Picard management tip: In a strange new environment, be wary of making changes until you understand more about what's going on.

Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.

Picard strategy tip: Don't assume your opponent will behave rationally. Plan for their emotional response.

Picard diplomacy tip: Videoconference with your mortal enemies. The results may surprise you.

Picard management tip: The least you can do is to make everyone onboard feel acknowledged.

Picard management tip: Don't just be yourself. Be the best version of yourself. Recall who you were on your best day. Be that person again.

Picard management tip: Keep track of the current date.

Picard humor tip: Be thankful that April Fools' Day jokes fell out of common practice hundreds of years ago.

Picard management tip: It takes hard work to become a master at single-tasking.

Picard management tip: Some of your decisions are going to be mistakes. You have to make them anyway.

Picard conflict resolution tip: Only after all avenues of diplomacy and persuasion have been exhausted should violence even become a grudging consideration.

Picard management tip: The line must be drawn somewhere. It might as well be here.

Picard safety tip: If your organization won't install fuses, don't touch any consoles while your ship is under attack.

Picard leadership tip: Respect must be earned. Trust must be earned. A demand for either means the loss of both.

Picard management tip: Speak candidly, and encourage others to do likewise.

Picard management tip: Watch over the crew. They're your responsibility.

Picard diplomacy tip: Calm the hell down.

Picard management tip: Create an atmosphere of trust, not fear.

Picard management tip: Decide.

Picard management tip: Every officer needs to be in charge of something they understand, even if it's just radishes.

Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.

Picard management tip: Develop a catchphrase.

Picard management tip: Data is easier to manage than humans.

Picard management tip: Make it so that people feel they can come to you with any issue without fear of reprimand.

Picard management tip: Admitting one's failures is a sign of confidence and strength. It reassures others that failing is okay.

Picard individuality tip: Do something fascinating that no one else in your collective would ever do.

Picard programming tip: When the holodeck malfunctions, stay in character. Don't piss off the computer.

Picard management tip: Put your experts in a conference room, tell them the problem, then shut up and watch the magic happen.

Picard programming tip: A computer is like a mischievous genie. It will give you exactly what you ask for, but not always what you want.

Picard management tip: Don't waste time using social media. Pretend it was never invented.

Picard creativity tip: By all means, draw from your own experience, but also find enough empathy to draw from the experiences of others.

Picard management tip: Tell your employees when they do well, even if you believe they are empathic and can read your mind.

Picard management tip: Work should be useful, stimulating, and challenging, not wasteful, tedious, nor impossible.

Picard management tip: For each command, assign it to one person, or ask for a volunteer. Don't ask a crowd to take an action.

Picard management tip: Make it so the crew feel welcome and appreciated. Remember there are other starships they could transfer to.

Picard management tip: Give your crew the best technology available and you'll be amazed what they can do for your enterprise.

Picard management tip: Know when to put on a happy face. It's part of adulthood, and essential for command.

Picard Shakespeare tip: The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

Picard management tip: When you've gotten enough sleep, an impossible task becomes an interesting challenge.

Picard management tip: If people accuse your organization of endangering people who wear red shirts, put on a damn red shirt every day.

Picard management tip: Be patient with crew members' idiosyncrasies. They aren't machines. Well, most of them.

Picard management tip: When you stand up, straighten your shirt.

Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind.

Picard programming tip: The first version of any software will be buggy. That's why so many holodeck programs try to kill you.

Picard management tip: If you lose one crew member, mourn appropriately. If the whole ship explodes, don't worry; time travel will fix it.

Picard management tip: Take vacations.

Picard management tip: Tolerate failure, not incompetence. Learn the difference.