Lindsay Fickas
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Starting a thread of drinking Shirley temples in different places: At the pageant watching Greet Death open for foxing
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The thing about Ten Stories by mewithoutYou is that it’s a great record.
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You see, that’s my secret. I lure you in with food pics and then you’re stuck with me for three hundred weekly posts about Talking Heads
about 8 hours ago
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Today marks the 11th anniversary of picking up our old friends’ dog because he wouldn’t stop peeing on the plants of their hobby farm. Best decision we ever made
about 9 hours ago
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I made eggs Benedict complete with homemade English muffins. Is the hollandaise thin? Kinda! Do I care? A little!
about 9 hours ago
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ALL IN ON THESE SPURS
about 19 hours ago
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Does Wemby know how much of my mental health rests on his impossibly high shoulders?
about 21 hours ago
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Once again burdened by the knowledge that I can make the perfect focaccia
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My kid just referred to gnocchi as “french fry pasta” which, sure.
1 day ago
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I for one am worried that the Nolan adaptation of The Odyssey will not be historically accurate.
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I’m watching a Julia Child video for hollandaise, and I really relate to her because she always looks a little flummoxed and angry in the kitchen without actually losing confidence
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chris walla, ,,
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trans people deserve to live, freely and openly and safely and unconditionally
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Just me and my dumb brain waking up every morning and googling “moccamaster coffee ratio”
1 day ago
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I really need someone to tell me to get off my ass and go make dinner
2 days ago
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I turned on Prince of Egypt yesterday and my kids started asking really Christian questions but then my son saw the parting of the Red Sea and was like, that’s Poseidon so idk
2 days ago
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Getting coffee from one of the most renowned coffee shops in town which is on the same street as my favorite coffee shop in town and it feels like a tragedy I don’t have time for both
2 days ago
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Really digging the new Broken Social Scene record and also feeling like an aging millennial with it
2 days ago
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Today is David byrne’s birthday which means one important thing: all my highly curated feeds are full of hot pictures of David Byrne throughout the years
2 days ago
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Listening to Hovvdy is what I bet it feels like for a dog when it sticks its head out the car window
2 days ago
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Dustin Ragland
2 days ago
entering the season of: Both Parents Work Full Time So These 3-4 Special School Events Per Week Mean An Extra Level of Parental Guilt Because We Cannot Just Take Off Work To Be There But Some of Your Friends' Parents Have a One-Job Household Sorry That's Not Us 🎉
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Josh Gondelman
3 days ago
This is a really righteous and touching remembrance. Charles Barkley is very good at conveying feeling straightforwardly on tv.
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My kid came out when I was doing yard work and asked why people were so addicted to AI, so I lit us both a cigarette and was like, listen.
3 days ago
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When I told my 6-year-old I was trying to take a nap because he keeps waking me up in the middle of the night puking, he quickly replied “yeah, I’ve been doing it on purpose.” Nothing prepares you for how great it is when your kid has chops
3 days ago
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Not a Disney adult, not a Disney adult dedicated hater, but a secret third thing (someone who got a lot of enjoyment reading those Mental Floss “12 things you didn’t know about the haunted mansion” articles in 2012)
3 days ago
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Feeling a little anxious and depressed? Can’t bring yourself to eat a full meal? Then I recommend standing in front of a refrigerator and eating 3-4 slices of salami with cream cheese haphazardly smeared down the center
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Day two of my kid having a stomach bug, and I’m not eating or sleeping. My entire job right now is Sanitizing Blankets.
3 days ago
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I see we’re doing Ascension takes so here’s my contribution: we don’t give that album enough love. “Sugar” was such a good queer angsty song
3 days ago
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Got a lot of anxiety these days so I’m channeling it toward something important: I don’t know if the Spurs keeping it neck-and-neck with the Wolves is a good sign for if they go on to play OKC
3 days ago
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In order to watch this play-off game, you must answer these riddles three
4 days ago
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Yeah I need you to know I consider all of you my close and personal friends and I do tell people that and I do also expect y’all to make it out to my funeral should I die early
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4 days ago
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The thing is that the protein study doesn't affect me because I base all my protein intake on vibes. I also base all of my workouts on vibes. I'm the least disciplined person out there, and if you think about it, my arm muscles make me a true inspiration.
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Once again I have a kid alternating between puking and dancing so I guess I’ll throw this back up here
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An Open Letter to My Eight-Year-Old Following His Harrowing Battle with Norovirus Early on a School Day
“You might think you’re not tired, but it’s best if you try to nap today. Your nurse told me you were pretty lethar—okay, that was a really cool dance move. ...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-my-eight-year-old-following-his-harrowing-battle-with-norovirus-early-on-a-school-day
4 days ago
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This entire prompt is interesting, and overall, I do agree with Tyler. The one thing I want to contribute is how much things like Spotify and TikTok are making these bangers relevant for Gen Alpha.
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5 days ago
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Spending the evening at Spamalot and I’ve gotta document it somehow
6 days ago
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This Mother’s Day, get her what she really wants: three cigs and a slight chill to the air
6 days ago
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My family is leaving me at home by myself and I have one plan
6 days ago
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All the respect to people who use historical hyperfixations to distract them from their own mental illness but that could never be me. Also, not related, but you cannot rent out the Pantages Theater where Talking Heads filmed Stop Making Sense, and that’s a bummer
7 days ago
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I’m sure he’s a perfectly fine guy but muting Aaron Parnas on all platforms has been such a good move
7 days ago
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If you’ve ever thought “I really wish my arm attracted even more heat when I’m outside,” I recommend large, black work tattoos
7 days ago
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I love basketball because the last thirty seconds of the fourth quarter take up 20% of the game
8 days ago
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Capricorn Iscariot
8 days ago
One most infuriating things about this gerrymandering shit is comfortable liberals are still going to smugly insist Southerners deserve bad things because “they voted for this” even though we are watching a live broadcast of this generation’s episode of The South Has Never Had Meaningful Democracy
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You should be able to hockey fight in every sport
8 days ago
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Minnesota is discovering you can actually sink a basket
8 days ago
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Not enough people talk about the fact that Chris Frantz used his one minute in the spotlight in Stop Making Sense to recommend James Brown to people
8 days ago
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Sermon Munster
8 days ago
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The other reason why I love this place is because, while I was there, the manager played Gordon Lightfoot and was explaining the full history of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to his co-worker
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8 days ago
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The Wednesday lyric I hold nearest to my heart is “one day I’ll kill the bitch inside my brain”
8 days ago
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Jail for home builders who drop charcoal gray cubist homes in the middle of historic neighborhoods
8 days ago
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My favorite coffee shop has empanadas and they are healing
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Happy birthday to Chris Frantz, the man whose emcee work in the live recording of “Genius of Love” has gone triple platinum in my house
8 days ago
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