“this is an all-time great episode of Mad Men” -me during every episode of Mad Men.

All my gifts are wrapped and it’s not even Christmas Eve. If you want to be impressed, I get it

I just made these and holy shit. www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/bana...

More like The Avenge-Hers

I don’t personally care about the new Avengers movie, sorry. Call me when we’re making a film about avenging the silencing of WOMEN.

One thing that’s pretty wild is looking back at my time in evangelicalism when they were like, “fear nothing! trust in God!” and then showed us videos saying we should be afraid of Hell’s Angels, Insane Clown Posse, and paleontologists

A support group for families where the relatives aren’t maga but they are annoying

Chaotic morning already but both my espresso pulls have been perfect so I’ll take the win

personally i'd be pretty into an overall uptick in living by the sword and a broad decrease in dying by the sword

Just saw an ad that showed CVS workers walking through aisles and recommending products which is opposite of every CVS experience I’ve had where the employees looks ready to murder the next person who walks through the door

Okay I finished Wake Up Dead Man and it was quite good and I have nothing new to say so I’m going to give my only complaint. Why don’t we let women age?

I don’t care whether or not you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Truly, I don’t. But if you’re not spending your holiday season quoting “So don't sit there and tell me that marriage isn't an economic proposition because it is” along with Florence Pugh, I’m not interested in continuing this convo

As far as that piece of good news I alluded to earlier, I'd love for y'all to check out the new first line of my bio.

I’ve been fiercely devoted to my husband for nearly 15 years, and there are few things that would cause me to leave him, but him developing lactose intolerance this year and requesting cheese-less dinners might be the trigger

My parents got us a blackstone for Christmas so if you want to send over your favorite blackstone recipes, legally, I cannot stop you

This. So much. Even “Christmas Shoes” isn’t as bad as this monstrosity.

I don’t care how snooty they are. The neighbors in Christmas Vacation are so justified.

Important:

Had to buy new wrapping paper today because I accidentally left out a newly purchased three-pack and my kid declared “if we see this wrapping paper on Christmas, we’ll know Santa isn’t real”

I’m looking through holiday party pics right now, and I’m happy “Lindsay passionately defending the breakfast sandwich she cobbled together with leftovers” made the cut

Your Best Lift Now

I think it’s important to recognize that blanket evangelicalism has gotten us where we are. At the same time, certain churches are the easiest outlets for activism in pockets of America.

lol why is my gym playing Joel osteen?

Making “come hither” eyes at the Charlie Kirk assassination tent replica

Yes, we love to see it!!!

@lindsaynicolle.bsky.social I've been listening to go down together by foxing on repeat for the last couple days and it's thanks to you. I am forever in your debt.

Erika Kirk is just doing the eras tour without the talent

I really hate booking tattoos because what if my artist thinks I’m lame? What then?

My oldest is at the age where he knows the truth behind the common kid mythology and it’s the best. He just found out I have a collection of their teeth at the top of my closet and goes, “that’s kind of weird but okay.”

Portland is amazing because there’s never been a lead they couldn’t blow

Where can I find the director’s cut extended edition? bsky.app/profile/gadg...

The First Two Pages of Frankenstein is far from the best National record, but “New Order T-Shirt” remedies it for me, sorry to say

Gonna need the rockets to act like the blazers and really blow these last two minutes

I love parenthood. Digging through my purse for ibuprofen while dodging a drone charger and kids’ gloves and a literal tooth.

I’ve been informed that it sounds like we make love to foxing. We don’t. That’s what 90s and 2000s sitcoms are for.

jake paul getting his ass beat is a good start but it’s not enough. we cannot rest until every guy named jake is taken down a peg.

ACAB includes my husband when he says things like, “why did you just order a latte and a cold brew from this coffee shop?”

Sometimes I get very frustrated by how bad the lyric interpretations on Genius are, and then I’ll remember I’ve only contributed to those sites when I was a 19-year-old Christian determined to talk about all the ways sweet, straight Sufjan was never referencing sex ever not even once

Look, ma. I’m in NPR www.stlpr.org/arts/2025-12...

IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO FUCK ALBER'S WIFE, STAY IN LINE

My ex-pastor is a horrible dude who encouraged abuse and tried to exile us from the community but he also taught me how to absolutely house chicken wing flats so it’s hard to paint him as a fully evil man

My child has never seen a piece of candy he couldn’t devour. He’s the only person I’ve seen eat a gingerbread house, and it’s horrifying

I just can't believe the term "bucolic" isn't referring to some weird 18th century disease

I don't think my husband understands me or my job because sometimes he'll look over and be like, "i thought you were working," and i'll be on a webpage for prenatal yoga studios in, like, boca raton.

I don't know, guys. I've been thinking about this a lot lately, and I don't think we were supposed to have pets. Emotionally, this is far too much.

I love this time of year. The other day the school nurse called my cell, and I started mentally preparing to come pick him up for whatever sickness he had caught. She was like, "don't worry, he just got drilled in the face by a soccer ball but he does have a fat lip," and I was like, "thank god."

What I listened to this week

The trazodone and the Trail Blazers are duking it out right now just fyi

I swear if Portland blows this one lol

I think it’s very cute that Kris and Keegan Murray are playing each other on twin night, and I think it’s very, very cute that the Moda Center pride playlist sounds like it was picked out by a middle aged straight man who is trying so hard to know what the gays like