The thing about Ten Stories by mewithoutYou is that it’s a great record.

You see, that’s my secret. I lure you in with food pics and then you’re stuck with me for three hundred weekly posts about Talking Heads

Today marks the 11th anniversary of picking up our old friends’ dog because he wouldn’t stop peeing on the plants of their hobby farm. Best decision we ever made

I made eggs Benedict complete with homemade English muffins. Is the hollandaise thin? Kinda! Do I care? A little!

ALL IN ON THESE SPURS

Does Wemby know how much of my mental health rests on his impossibly high shoulders?

Once again burdened by the knowledge that I can make the perfect focaccia

My kid just referred to gnocchi as “french fry pasta” which, sure.

I for one am worried that the Nolan adaptation of The Odyssey will not be historically accurate.

I’m watching a Julia Child video for hollandaise, and I really relate to her because she always looks a little flummoxed and angry in the kitchen without actually losing confidence

trans people deserve to live, freely and openly and safely and unconditionally

Just me and my dumb brain waking up every morning and googling “moccamaster coffee ratio”

I really need someone to tell me to get off my ass and go make dinner

I turned on Prince of Egypt yesterday and my kids started asking really Christian questions but then my son saw the parting of the Red Sea and was like, that’s Poseidon so idk

Getting coffee from one of the most renowned coffee shops in town which is on the same street as my favorite coffee shop in town and it feels like a tragedy I don’t have time for both

Really digging the new Broken Social Scene record and also feeling like an aging millennial with it

Today is David byrne’s birthday which means one important thing: all my highly curated feeds are full of hot pictures of David Byrne throughout the years

Listening to Hovvdy is what I bet it feels like for a dog when it sticks its head out the car window

entering the season of: Both Parents Work Full Time So These 3-4 Special School Events Per Week Mean An Extra Level of Parental Guilt Because We Cannot Just Take Off Work To Be There But Some of Your Friends' Parents Have a One-Job Household Sorry That's Not Us 🎉

This is a really righteous and touching remembrance. Charles Barkley is very good at conveying feeling straightforwardly on tv.

My kid came out when I was doing yard work and asked why people were so addicted to AI, so I lit us both a cigarette and was like, listen.

When I told my 6-year-old I was trying to take a nap because he keeps waking me up in the middle of the night puking, he quickly replied “yeah, I’ve been doing it on purpose.” Nothing prepares you for how great it is when your kid has chops

Not a Disney adult, not a Disney adult dedicated hater, but a secret third thing (someone who got a lot of enjoyment reading those Mental Floss “12 things you didn’t know about the haunted mansion” articles in 2012)

Feeling a little anxious and depressed? Can’t bring yourself to eat a full meal? Then I recommend standing in front of a refrigerator and eating 3-4 slices of salami with cream cheese haphazardly smeared down the center

Day two of my kid having a stomach bug, and I’m not eating or sleeping. My entire job right now is Sanitizing Blankets.

I see we’re doing Ascension takes so here’s my contribution: we don’t give that album enough love. “Sugar” was such a good queer angsty song

Got a lot of anxiety these days so I’m channeling it toward something important: I don’t know if the Spurs keeping it neck-and-neck with the Wolves is a good sign for if they go on to play OKC

In order to watch this play-off game, you must answer these riddles three

Yeah I need you to know I consider all of you my close and personal friends and I do tell people that and I do also expect y’all to make it out to my funeral should I die early

The thing is that the protein study doesn't affect me because I base all my protein intake on vibes. I also base all of my workouts on vibes. I'm the least disciplined person out there, and if you think about it, my arm muscles make me a true inspiration.

Once again I have a kid alternating between puking and dancing so I guess I’ll throw this back up here www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...

This entire prompt is interesting, and overall, I do agree with Tyler. The one thing I want to contribute is how much things like Spotify and TikTok are making these bangers relevant for Gen Alpha.

Spending the evening at Spamalot and I’ve gotta document it somehow

This Mother’s Day, get her what she really wants: three cigs and a slight chill to the air

My family is leaving me at home by myself and I have one plan

All the respect to people who use historical hyperfixations to distract them from their own mental illness but that could never be me. Also, not related, but you cannot rent out the Pantages Theater where Talking Heads filmed Stop Making Sense, and that’s a bummer

I’m sure he’s a perfectly fine guy but muting Aaron Parnas on all platforms has been such a good move

If you’ve ever thought “I really wish my arm attracted even more heat when I’m outside,” I recommend large, black work tattoos

I love basketball because the last thirty seconds of the fourth quarter take up 20% of the game

One most infuriating things about this gerrymandering shit is comfortable liberals are still going to smugly insist Southerners deserve bad things because “they voted for this” even though we are watching a live broadcast of this generation’s episode of The South Has Never Had Meaningful Democracy

You should be able to hockey fight in every sport

Minnesota is discovering you can actually sink a basket

Not enough people talk about the fact that Chris Frantz used his one minute in the spotlight in Stop Making Sense to recommend James Brown to people

The other reason why I love this place is because, while I was there, the manager played Gordon Lightfoot and was explaining the full history of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to his co-worker

The Wednesday lyric I hold nearest to my heart is “one day I’ll kill the bitch inside my brain”

Jail for home builders who drop charcoal gray cubist homes in the middle of historic neighborhoods

My favorite coffee shop has empanadas and they are healing

Happy birthday to Chris Frantz, the man whose emcee work in the live recording of “Genius of Love” has gone triple platinum in my house