Music from the week

A swing and a miss assuming I had cold brew to help me work when I couldn't fall back asleep

When I saw the video of Trump reacting to the guy’s collapse, my main thought was, “this man has no idea of where he is.”

I love nothing more than going to a restaurant, ordering a dish that will not reheat well, and only eating half so I can have the shittiest leftovers the next day.

Just found out my son's new best friend has a dad named Tyler. What am I supposed to do with that?

I knew my phone had been providing me with too much dopamine this week

Breaking out one of my two designated bottles of sparkling juice in celebration

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The Portland Trail Blazers hand the Oklahoma City Thunder their first loss of the season. Deni Avdija: 26 PTS, 10 REB, 9 AST, 2 STL

I love the Portland Trail Blazers. I wish they were real.

us @ the moon tonight

Preparing for my team to lose to the power of friendship :(

The writing on Patti Smith’s “Birdland” (and really any of her work but especially that) is actually insane

My kid threatened to tell my husband I love Patti smith more than I love him, and I’m just like, buddy, he already knows that

I keep seeing flags at half mast, and it’s a real, oh, we’re mourning him??? moment

Aww hell yeah

“Woke is dead!” No, woke had to take a nap so it could come back and be Super Woke.

AREYOUKIDDINGMEAREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGMESAYIAMBEINGPUNKEDRIGHTTHEFUCKNOW

What? No, sorry. I was just thinking about the Hayley Williams version of "Discovery Channel" again.

The hands of time never stop which can be crushing and also a little convenient when I need to grab my kid’s slides so I can walk them to the bus stop

Lib hangover youtu.be/7V_kC1cDLWU?...

Libbing out so hard I’m watching parks and rec for my go-to-sleep show

You’re laughing. Peggy R. from Jefferson County, Missouri is crashing out on all the local news websites about Mamdani, and you’re laughing.

Just an overall great night. We're so back.

cuomo should have thrown in the towel a long time ago, like after pinkerton

One year ago, I messaged a friend that I was grateful I had had a recent relapse because it made me realize I shouldn't grab a bottle of alcohol to drink away my grief. Today, I am drinking cherry dr. pepper, smiling, only slightly envious of the people breaking open the champagne.

RIP Dick Cheney. You would have been really bummed out about a lot of things right now.

Every now and then, I allow myself one good lib session, and I am using that tonight.

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

(Stepping outside, smelling the air) We really needed this.

Pleasantly surprised to see Mikie Sherrill won New Jersey. Also pleasantly surprised to find out Mikie Sherrill is a woman.

I'm not at all emotional about all the gen zers canvassing for mamdani. This is not at all something i am crying about.

I am thinking about this cover yet again

Hey rich people: Instead of investing in AI you should invest in Perennial. Sure, we won’t listen to what you say at all, and we’ll use all your money to donate to cat shelters and buy our friends’ albums on Bandcamp, but at least you won’t be wasting your money on something that sucks for once

If you keep asking if I want AI to rewrite something for me, the next thing you will request to correct will be my suicide letter

Wow, unfollowing now. I loved his policy ideas but had no idea he was anti-polyamory

What’s Mamdani’s wife’s deal? Is she single?

I love New Zealand twee-pop every song is A cutesy, high-pitched voice singing about how love is like a patchwork quilt or whatever, followed by [deep, monotonic bass] OH WHOOOOOOOAAAAA [treble-y guitar riff]

RIP, Aaron Burr. You would have loved electric head shavers

This is the proper way to drink coffee on the road btw

I love my kids. Love them so much. Love every added opportunity to hang out with them. I don’t know why they’re off school for Election Day when we have no elections in a twenty-mile radius, but it’s fine. Love them with all my heart.

The main reason I knew he was still alive was because he gave an endorsement for Kamala, and it was like, oh, things are about to get *bad* bad

Like, the twentieth most desired news headline but I’ll still take it

I think we as a society should talk more about how Luke was actually the best character on the OC

Bold move to have a watch company sponsoring the blazers right now

God, thank you for Jerami Grant

I love chili because that's ten different meals right there. Once you make it, you can just stop making hands-on dinners for the next four days.

"Add audio to your Instagram post to increase its reach" thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!

Sometimes social media can just be fun. You don’t have to slog through tedious fights every single day. You can have an online space where you can relax your shoulders and talk about sports or music or dick jokes or whatever. I promise it’s fine