A lot of people were very supportive of me coming to church tatted out. It’s really just that the transparent layer I have over it has ink and blood from the healing process. It’s literally oozy goozy. I’m not sparing myself the judgment; I’m sparing them their appetite

What’s that? You accidentally turned on disappearing messages in a chat with a person you only barely know? Would you like to continue on with life?

Got everything I need for the Super Bowl (new crafting supplies)

You really don’t realize how little clothing you have until you’re about to try out a new Episcopalian parish and need to hide an oozy goozy tattoo

Thinking about getting into latch hook in a big way

I desperately need @chrisfrantz.bsky.social to see what someone made

“Raise kind children” obviously hasn’t been working for a lot of people so I’m trying to replicate the conditions that led to Obama era-indie guys Just told my youngest about the twin towers. Just handed my oldest a copy of Transatlanticism

Bringing a plane full of corn dogs because I didn’t like the spaghetti I tried at Olive Garden in 2012

If you love rotting, I cannot recommend frequent migraines enough

My one rule in life is that if the Robyn and David Byrne SNL performance of “dancing on my own” auto plays, I’m watching the whole thing

In an insane 5 minutes of parenthood, my 8-year-old asked how other cultures held funerals, mistook the word “midwives” for “witches,” and ended the whole thing by informing my youngest there probably isn’t a god.

Finally had time to sit with the new ratboys, and wow, what an absolute gem. Insane band pitching at levels never before seen.

You want to watch an NBA game? And you don’t live in any specific team region? Then first, you must answer these riddles three before receiving the map to a harrowing quest that will eventually lead you to the correct platform

It’s just so great to be a mewithoutYou fan because Hayley Williams and Julien Baker are also mewithoutYou fans and Lucy Dacus had Aaron sing “Bullseye” with her an good art begets good art.

I think it’s nuts they designed the Olympics stage after the Portland Trail Blazers logo

Big year for Small Mammal-inspired artists with two empty chairs amidst lush trees

It really is a shame we so severely overdid the word “epic” in 2015 because sometimes, it’s the only word that fits. I write about the national parks too much to not to use that word, but I still cringe each and every time

JD Vance is being forced to watch so much gay culture, and I love that for him

The Moka pots are so fucking cute

The one thing that could improve this is a well-timed “Sing to me, Paolo.”

Went with second skin on this round which means I now get to stare at my tattoo like it’s a gross science experiment

This looks like something @lindsaynicolle.bsky.social might make. (Compliment)

Margot Rubio:

the new ratboys record is out today. i’m so thrilled everyone finally gets to hear it. enjoy it, soak it in. you’re not alone

Accidentally called Margot Robbie “Margot Rubio” and I cannot tell you how much the past year has cooked my brain

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God, we’re so lucky to live in an era when Ratboys are making music

I hate Super Bowl commercial teasers. Why are you making me watch ads for your ads?

Well. If you can believe it. It’s dinner time again.

Part of the charm of mewithoutYou is that there’s no way to explain the significance of the band to outsiders without having them question all of your tastes

Not to brag but my tattoo artist told me he could tell I regularly use lotion

Obsessed

I am coming to you today to ask for a lighthearted fictional read I can have around someone without feeling awkward about it

Tattoos are so stressful if you are a non-confrontational baby who never learned to advocate for yourself

Everyone has it very wrong. Kamala is about to release a thrash metal album. There have been rumors she’s been working it out at house parties all across Berkeley

My kid just classified foxing as “Christian rock” and I’m like, okay, so a few things

I think the pope should be able to send one person to hell each year, as a treat.

The Spurs court is sick

Stressful night but at least I have a second overtime to calm me down

Blood on the Knicks Court is the name of my electro fusion dance punk band

The worst part of this administration is that I have to be aware of what Kid Rock is doing.

Can someone come over here and make carbonara for my family and also do some of my work and also also remind me that no one is mad at me? Thanks in advance

I used to drink a stout or smoke a cig after my kids went down when I had to solo parent, but then I discovered my store’s bakery sells individual slices of cake, and it’s far more effective

Solomon’s takes are always correct.

“I bet you we can fix this if we just do the Newsies!” -person who does not remember the plot of Newsies.

I have this super effective sulfur powder that dries out zits but then your face smells like farts all day. Kind of think I prefer the adult acne tbh

“Welcome to the halftime show. We’re here to bring you play-by-play analysis brought to you by DraftKings.” Shut up! I don’t care! I want to see a middle-aged dance troupe that can’t hear the beat. I want to watch a man balance a bicycle on his chin.

“This Must be the Place (Naive Melody)” TECHNICALLY SEVEN. CLOCK IT.

It’s crazy to me when a trade is instantly playing with his new team. Like, damn, bro, where’s your loyalty?