Quitting my job to focus on my kids’ humidifiers maintenance full time

“we have to rescue this country from a dictator”

I need an audiobook recommendation. But unfortunately I have read every book. I need a thriller or mystery/suspense novel. No non-fiction. Too scary. Help.

Super not ready for stranger things to end

So we’re really just gonna do a whole new year? After we just did one?

You don’t want to be at urgent care right now I’ll tell you that much

one week since we entered the valley of the shadow of death (flu A)

Flu A is worse than norovirus. I know— You’re thinking I’m having a fever induced hallucination. I am in fact not.

Love when my kids watch regular TV with commercials and ask me questions like “Mom, does our dish detergent have the grease fighting power of Dawn?”

I Celebrate the Day - Relient K Merry Christmas, Darling - The Carpenters There’s a New Kid in Town - George Straight

Me managing my 102 degree fever from Flu A in RFKs America

Flu A has entered the chat

Having southern kids is so funny because what do you mean you’re the sickest you’ve ever been and your drink of choice is “sweet tea”

Would’ve been the cutest girl at the Christmas concert if she hadn’t thrown up in the car on the way to the Christmas concert

I don’t know about you guys but I could use MORE to do the week before Christmas. It isn’t enough gift exchanges. I don’t think 5 spirit days is enough quite frankly. Why don’t we have more than two Christmas concerts on the same day? Lightweights

Is anyone else watching Pluribus

If you are a stray cat we will let you inside but my daughter will make you play dress up

If you, a 35 year old adult, are tempted to ride your kids scooter in an attempt to show them you still got it, you don’t

Stranger Things omg

Doesn’t everyone’s toddler keep their cheese, *checks notes*, on the fridge

Hello! It is me with your annual thanksgiving eve reminder to RUN YOUR DISHWASHER TONIGHT! empty first thing! Tomorrow you will thank tonight you!

Me riding my peloton for the 400th time: “what if I get rhabdomyolysis this time”

I Lived It: I Started Decorating for Christmas and am Now Completely Overwhelmed

having some tooth pain and have decided I have a deadly infection that’s making its way through my blood into my brain and if I go to sleep I will die in my sleep, so, a normal one

You can tell where your priorities lie not by what your heart meditates on but by what tasks you’re willing to complete whilst having a migraine

playing tag with my kids when I got hit with a “nanana boo boo you smell like doo doo” and wow, embarrassing

entering a season of personal thriving (only having to empty the dehumidifier once a day)

Growing increasingly class conscious of the wealth disparity between Libby and Hoopla, Libby continues to thrive with months long waits for books all while Hoopla offers immediate downloads with an absolutely unusable interface. What will the moderate dems do to help

sorry I can’t come I hate all my clothes

Six seven now I know how our parents felt listening to us yell WASSSUPPPPP all the live long day

I just realized I’m old enough to be President

all I want, in this moment, is to shop at The Limited a là 2012, for a sensible sweater and flattering pair of jeans

Liberal Tears (positive)

my mayor!! (I live in South Carolina)

there is a zohran mamdani in every city.

surprised! by hope

Election Night PTSD is a real thing because m last year I had bought myself a COLORING BOOK AND CRAYONS to do whilst watching returns and this year I am afraid to even acknowledge there were elections

this week’s hottest virus is RSV. it has everything. snot fountains, coughed up lungs, humidifiers, those things with the tube that suck the snot out of your kids nose in addition to your will to live

devastating personal news

small child coughing right in my face, reset the clock

Happy Halloween!! 🎃 👻

Is it really Halloween if you don’t burn yourself with the hot glue gun at 3pm

There’s been a lizard loose in my house for about 4 hours now and I guess this is just my new reality. I’m in the acceptance phase of grief.

Really cannot emphasize enough how little I care about your holiday gift guide when millions of people are going to be unable to afford food next week

The fourth Manning brother

just me and NyQuil against the world

My toddler isn’t refusing to sleep through the night, she’s just refusing to sleep without waking up a few times during the night

I, too, blame Kanye for my aneurysm

Staring to believe I will never again eat a hot meal without someone crying or begging to sit on my lap at the same time

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!