I’m buying 20 chicken nuggets for my brave wife

A selection of *very small* game pieces I made for @maximumfun.org last year #boardgames

Post you from a different era

cone of shame vs cone of delight

I’d like one conversation with a stranger that doesn’t end with my brain generating a report card on how well I did

Saying it now, long term I wanna make textiles. Nothing makes me happier than seeing some of my old throw designs in someone’s random photo of their apartment. Yes, even the porno set people kept telling me about. That was cool too. I will make blankets.

i forgot to ask @jay.bsky.team if its ok to joke about dick cheney dying. not sure if that was only for charlie kirk or what. i think its funny that dick cheney died. im glad hes dead. is that ok @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com

The ai customer base right now is just racist propagandists and deepfake porn dudes and since all this slop looks the same, some brands are finally going “uhhhh do we want our advertisement to look like exactly like this Twitter post from HitlersGuy88?” Continue to shame its use in every capacity

Don’t make me tap the sign.

You fascists bound to lose.

Famously peaceful country, America. Whenever I talk to people about America, the first thing we all say is how peaceful it is and how we'd love to go there because of how unlikely it is we'd get shot or run over by a giant car.

THE TOWER OF CIRITH UNGOL

Yank libs are funny because everything is either exactly like Idiocracy or like Star Wars and never like your fault

God I love an illustrated recipe

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

New awareness campaign

I know I know I’m on parental leave but I’m gonna start selling textiles on my shop to balance out the money lost on being payed the editorial rates of 1993 in the big Two-Five

Your art isn’t bad just because it’s not selling right now. We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.

Ai art sucks for many reasons but its ubiquitousness is the one that gets me. No art director worth their salt would ever specify a style that generic and un-ownable. Yeah, you might have saved some money, but you’ve also torpedoed your chance at being memorable.

Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner

To add to this, it’s weird that when I’m asked to speak at universities or design events it’s often framed as me being a working class artist from The North with one of those funny accents and like…I’m not a golden ticket illustrator? I earn well enough because I fight for rich kid rates

There is no shame having a safety net, that’s wonderful to have and I wish everyone had it but not everyone does. I have a bee in my bonnet with the race to the bottom this convo creates where it’s a who gets paid the least party when I need it to inspire demands for higher pay

Sometimes I have a good year, sometimes I have a bad year. Sarah’s job makes the bad years kinda normal years. Don’t believe for a second I can have hair this good on illustration income alone.

The sheer greasy desperation from these bastards that any violent crime is committed by an immigrant so they can continue their grift. Even when they know it isn't true. Foul.

Parental leave log: did the dishes. Played arc raiders and got clapped on my first mission. Closed the game. Just try and keep up with this wild ride I’m on

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

Trick or treaters asked what I was dressed as. The scariest thing of all: a 34 year old who’s at home on a Friday night

An internet Halloween story (1/3)

I’ve been on pat leave for a day and I miss work someone get me a big dunce hat and then shoot me in the fucking stomach

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Spent years developing digital brushes to imitate my hand drawn lines only to have to relearn how to draw when it was all I used professionally for years. Digital is great but not having an undo makes every bit of your work Very Yours and that’s worth carrying with you

I get that you’re having a good time but consider, a good time once killed my father.

The fuck am I gonna use now. Hey @procreate.com literally just a desktop app that can prep images for commercial print would be megaperf thank you love you please never do an ai shame x x

Expecting a baby within about a week. I’m on parental leave but let’s be real, illustration can be done if it needs to be so don’t be shy to get in touch. Other than that, send good vibes 🤙

Had a mild fever and painted Lee Van Cleef as a knight being pleased at a bird

I drew 5 dragons today. I have the flu you see

Don’t get a cold lads you’ll have an awful time of it

Xcom 3. It will be more of the same in every way, barely anything new beyond how you can customise your doomed guys. Same again new colour. Print it. It’s all we want

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

Hey fuck it nothing else worked let’s wheel out An Iconic Loser

10/10 dog and shirt

Pie was exceptional. So glad we made 14 of them

Hello, I'm about to go on parental leave. Please enjoy this reissued print, now in A3 size, edition of 50. www.sonnyross.com/shop/shutupa3 #illustration #medieval

Hello, I'm Sonny Ross: Illustrator of such bangers as below. I am available for commercial work but mostly leaning on print sales while I prepare for parental leave. So by all means share this and buy 5 of everything. Thank you, love u etc www.sonnyross.com/shop #portfolioday #illustration #art

It’s time for a pie. You should get a pie.

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

Smaller pasta shapes are for the weak of spirit