taking a large poop the size of a small shit

goodnight

It's Sunflower Seed Time

went down to the pond to birdwatch today and caught this

my ex wife reached out to me the other day to tell me i gotta stop tryin to sleep with all these reporters, i ask her what the hell she's talkin about, and she says lately she's been seein a lot of articles about radioactive shrimp in the news

the writer:

my cat just wanted to say "ghfqv8b"

hey

i asked "what if peter sellers served cunt" and then went to google to see if i could find him in drag and found the answer to my original question

Reposting some evergreen content hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

the one antisemitic myth i wish was true is the "they use their curly hair to hide their horns" myth. just look at me. i'd be so cute with horns

taking a large poop the size of a small shit

To awaken is to realize there is nothing to attain. The Way is complete in itself, lacking nothing. Suchness !

pretty sure i could easily fly a plane. it’s just like a big car in the sky pretty straightforward actually

For reasons we cannot fathom but by which we are utterly delighted, our son was voted Homecoming King. Here is the t-shirt he wore to the pep rally. rawpaw.ink/products/inf...

An offering from the studio of the great John Hinde for #BlueSkyArtShow #TheRoad: On the road to Keem Strand, Achill Island, Co. Mayo Ireland. If I had to live forever in one postcard, it might be this one.

i think if you follow over 10k people your house should get firebombed

this image makes me more patriotic than any song or flag or parade ever could

My friend told me they’re “in a fight” with their therapist which to me is like saying your dentist owes you money

criminal making the paddington bear eat batteries at gunpoint. eat another one you little monster. i want to hear them clinking around in there

"are you a dog? you need to control yourself" is so brutal lmao

Not a cell phone in sight. Just ppl living in the moment

cmoooon let's let cyber smith back into the fold with irony comonnnn when has laundering ppl because they're ironically funny ever backfired cmeonnnn let's all dunk

not true

Since Charlie Kirk’s assassination, HBCUs received terroristic threats. Black students have been expelled or forced to withdraw. Black professors and teachers have been fired and placed on leave. A Black firefighter was placed on leave. A Black journalist was fired thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/26/f...

Jackin Dicks Vance

The piss tank on the ISS is now 28% full.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

im ready to eat a big food and sleep big i did so many chores today

probably gonna try to stream sunday, it's been a lil bit bc i've both felt and looked like shit. i still feel like shit but it's a different kind of shit i think i can work through. gonna be returning to dragon's dogma 2 bc that's my comfort game youtube.com/@truemegg

my hat situation is getting out of control

white women

Ermine figurine, porcelain, vintage. ZIK Konakovo, USSR, 1974-1991. Author is Sh. Shukvani.

im gonna krill myself

my jewish ass:

mom its my turn on the xbox

grummz

Lammy Blows It

So many countries joining the defense of the freedom flotilla right now is heartening

having a sinus/throat infection and having drank coffee for the first time in at least a month and a half has my breath smelling fucking crazy

we don't have a ton of food in the house rn and i just injured my back taking out a window a/c unit by myself. if anyone wants to help me pull together 35~ bucks i can make sure i get dinner for myself taken care of. thanks ❤️ crashapp $kviku vanmo (@)SHENIShound

Kojima is a genius because he realizes that sometimes gay sex is a half century long global conspiracy that culminates in two beautiful men fist fighting to the death on top of a submarine that's also Mount Rushmore

despite multiple legal threats, Ian has drawn me.

this shit would be a bit much for news anchors in Pyongyang