wow.... gods anus

This is yours. Take it

WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)

"City 17 but make it more stupid than you can possibly imagine"

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

dudes rock

I remember this. It actually happened

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Kat Abughazaleh was also reported to be singing this to the workers at the bougie fast casual dining experience known as "Culvers" Disrespectful. Shameful.

Data centers are destroying the environment. Let's make Fake Nature Empathy Porn about concentration camps. Horrible people.

Babylon 5 is better than Shrek.

Unless they give cusomters full refunds this should honestly be straight up illegal.

the worlds most evil man talking to zak bagans: i moved into that house and the demon attached to me. it started attacking my wife. my children. it made me a monster. we moved to a new house and then it followed me there and beat my wife with my fists more. help us travel channel zak bagans: wow

This is fucking nuts dude. What the hell

starting to think the guy, who made a career out of lying to people via pretending to be scared and youtube pogfacing in the dark on nightvision in various tourist trap locations for the travel channel, might be a bad man

zak bagans: i hate bullies. *turns to empty air to yell at a ghost* you hear that you big ape? im comin for you zak bagans, yet again hearing about how someone was raped to death in the room they're in: aaron we're putting you in here zak bagans, seeing a fat person: im calling him buddha

I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle

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im in my lou reed era. im becoming a tai chi master

zak bagans: i hate bullies. *turns to empty air to yell at a ghost* you hear that you big ape? im comin for you zak bagans, yet again hearing about how someone was raped to death in the room they're in: aaron we're putting you in here zak bagans, seeing a fat person: im calling him buddha

White guy, fu manchu, wearing techwear. Kratom sommelier.

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

I genuinely don't get how it kind of makes you live forever.

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Carlton falls for the old rubber-scalpel gag.

starting anew sketchbook with #makeaterriblecomicday2026

okay i lied this shit is so frustrating

i should call her

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damn the way those guys in the back are standing at a jaunty angle and t-posing while being like "whats uppppp" while that kid strangles that other kid is craaazy

yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?

The ease with which democrats cast off their own members who don’t fall in line but openly embrace any MAGA fuck who senses a change in the tide speaks to their lack of seriousness as a party

have some starfield snaps

a necromancer’s dungeon is her body and organs. digesting and reproductive organs especially

have some starfield snaps