imagine leaving the caff after eating the absolute greasiest full English you've ever been served and then you see this

Listen to Thangam Debbonaire, she’s the expert on not being your friend.

THE MEME IS REAL

Berghain update: there is a new piss guy!

Job opening as head waiter in NYC

2006 2025

Lebsian

These bitches gay

FRESHLY BUZZED ❤️

welcome back, brothers, to the nodcast

bullshot

The secret is that's also Prog

In the gym changing room, shoved up against lockers, your head pressed into my pit so hard you can barely breath, face slick with sweat and head drunk on musk.

Red Alert 3 was easily the worst in the trilogy gameplay wise, and the stunt casting of known actors instead of the B movie stars for the cinematics was a massive downgrade, but Tim Curry’s performance almost completely makes up for all of that

I came here to huff pits and suck cock, and buddy, I'm all out of cock

walkin' the dog #battletech #miniaturepainting

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

A film that does that kind of slick underworld assassin vibe but with the violence from channel 4s utopia would go so hard and be so good.

People aren't ready for this take but they killed a dog in it because we have been desensitised to the deaths of humans on screen and are primed to find it cool which stinks and i do not respect it.

I still think the humanist position on John Wick is one of the funniest things I've said in months that I earnestly believe

The original "hueg liek xbox" photoshop, discovered this week on an old hdd.

dykes. what a concept.

this archetype remains undefeated

pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it? pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin pa: bugs got asses, boy

major traffic incident

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

If you even CARE 🐰

Update - we've made Doge Chris Kyle, "The Venetian Sniper"

Brought my hardcat out for some fresh air and sunshine and he is NOT INTERESTED.

Testing Shadow Doge again and we've made Doge Bill Ackman

they really nailed the verhoven of it all in that first game 🤌😩🤌

The Sickest sets are performed by: lesbians from Berlin, Brummie men old enough to be your dad, and Trans Women. No exceptions

it's take your sexual health seriously wednesday, the wednesday where you are reminded to take your sexual health seriously. have you gotten tested recently? been putting it off? get it done/book an appointment now. get yourself on prep if you're not already

i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once

The grimdark future of credit risk models on.ft.com/3W74p6E

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Concept art page spread from Androids Who Dream.🖤

Was cropping a pic to show my one tattoo, and I can kinda see what people mean about my hips a little bit now

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

We found it. You thought it was a myth, but we found it. The Ideas Landlords.

I might have a brain tumor, and I need an MRI the doctor's visit and the cost of the scan are around €500 and I need any help I can get ko-fi.com/kimibeans

saying cheesy shit to a girl i just nutted in so she feels like the creamiest burrata in the trattoria

genuinely crying at this one

donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate

Found that guy's truck

Starmer's speedrunning the coveted 0% polling, he's found ways to alienate everyone that shouldn't be physically possible, he's out of bounds, he's zip-skipping, he's manipulating code by picking up items and dropping them a specific number of times and then punching himself in the head

If you told me to write a metaphor for the pretentious performativity of the burdens white Christian men pretend to have I couldn’t have come up with putting wheels on a cross man

Oh boy we're back to wild emotional instability, excellent, but also terrible