Went into that roach metaphor thread and yelled at a few people, nature is healing

The moon does that because they deflate it so it can be moved to the other side for the next day's rising

Val was ahead of the game in the "radicalized wine moms" movement but to place an emphasis on it she recently unprompted put on the I've Had It Podcast (the lode star and poster moms for radicalized wine mom movement) in the car and made me listen.

(wanking motion) I'm gonna propose the most useless policy with the dumbest carve out it'll make your head rotate once every 24 hours

falconers CALL YOUR FALCONS! tell them the #CenterMustHold

Haven't seen Gremlins in decades but assume it's problematic like a gremlin wears a sombrero or something

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

An overlooked key plot point to Jurassic Park is that the dinosaurs are trans

Just learned that notre dame declined a bowl invite because they were "snubbed" from the playoffs, profoundly bitch made behavior. Way to steal a bowl game from your seniors and from anyone else looking to start next year. Way to show belly and prove all your haters (of which I am one) right.

Gonna try and record Dune It Well today and talk about pregnant gurney and which characters have foreskins

Thread locked after you know the rest

This pinstripe bowl f SUCKS

Kicked out of the in laws Christmas bc I called Mac n Me "discount ET"

The three migraineurs

Free pfp

When I first heard of "effective altruism" I thought it meant "do or give in ways that make the most difference" and was deeply disappointed that it was molested into basically "eugenics on Mars" likewise I am upset that "abundance" doesn't mean what I hoped it did

preliminary reports suggest he is still operational. How did we let him get away, again

Piter Devries orders old school artillery onto the caves of the shield wall

I respect Bruce Springsteen's commitment to singing flat and sounding a bit drunk the entirety of "Santa Claus is coming to town"

Read a f book then bro, this is well trod territory. Or you can post about it on Xmas eve then pretend you did all you could. There's an entire subgenre about it. We got a lost child at the front desk behavior

Inshallah this is the year we finally destroy that hyperborean interloper colloquially known as "Santa Claus"

Inshallah this is the year we finally destroy that hyperborean interloper colloquially known as "Santa Claus"

I'm gonna hide a drone among the chaff of spinning wind turbine blades and, ah damn my drone was destroyed by said blades

Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

I have this old self-built quadcopter, RC remote controller, and battery charger I no longer want and don't know what to do with.

It's hilarious the length of tweet Elon makes when he's hyperventilting about great replacement theory vs when he has to begrudgingly hand it to a competitor.

is Snowpiercer a Christmas Movie?

"But Kirk, the real genius of Muad'Dib's strategy was that he knew, and Shaddam IV didn't, that the Atreides family atomics were ready to make a new path to Arrakeen. When Stilgar and the Fedaykin appeared astride Makers in the new gap, the Battle for Arrakeen was all but over. Arrakis was Fremen."

Alright I'm gonna say it: I hate decorating for holidays. Needless busy work that creates more busy work to clean up a month later and storage wasted for bins of deteriorating decorations. One wreath is sufficient. One pumpkin is sufficient. Get off my lawn, clouds

You see now why my profile says 27+ only

When we found out our BFF Sarah's middle name was Rebecca we decided her nickname would be "Reba" and when we told her she said "is it because I love the sitcom Reba???" well it wasn't originally but now yes, Reba.

Baudrillard save me

I have found the Agartha math videos where Yakub teaches this yassified Charlie Kirk math concepts and I had to sit down and look into middle distance.

Got into a fist fight at the space nerd conference bc someone called me a "violin plot"

"the bare fact that no vapour-engine was ever made entirely by another, or two others, of its own kind, is not sufficient to warrant us in saying that vapour-engines have no reproductive system. The truth is that each part of every vapour-engine is bred by its own special breeders" Erewhon (1871)

"It is difficult to live in the present, pointless to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past" God Emperor Leto II, and Louis

Firefly xmas party, haters mald like wine

I like that sport where they hug and high five all the time and occasionally slap a ball over a net

I hate it when I am politely and silently asking for a tip and the utter buffoon places his gum in my upturned palm

Duncan becomes imprinted by Murbella

I want a job naming new drugs, here check this out: Grobobin. Hefarxo. Bagbaz

Val just called it "Crackle Barrel"

My bro in law once strode into the room in a vacation rental and announced to everyone "good news bad news: I'm back in the foot long club, but the toilet's clogged"

It's so weird to be a thing in a universe

All of existence is a brief arrangement of tones, harmonies, and rhythms.

I am old enough and from Texas enough to remember when greg abbott was pitched as "a thinking man's rick perry" he is orders of magnitude more stupid and hysterical than rick perry

today is my last weekday of unemployment. I start work on Monday. I'm a "widening gyre" of emotions rn

I have a combined 119 lbs of sons. 300+ is the working goal

not beating the "horniest sci fi franchise" allegations