Kid left dinner on the table, dog was going for dinner. I raced to stop dog, in socks, took the corner round the table too enthusiastically, slipped, planted chin right on said table, fell over. Parenting rules

Accountability post: here is the video in question. I am pretty bearish on space data and am not alone with other space people, but I want to temper my predisposition as a hater by allowing pushback. This does not convince me, but I am still willing to be convinced. youtu.be/WL9JUeOdA6I?...

The idea of a data center re-entering the atmosphere not because it's no longer working but out of propellant makes me sick to my stomach. "So we will add in-orbit refueling" we have added a second layer of "solution in search of a problem" to your solution in search of a problem

Surely someone more enterprising than me is already on this? This could be stood up in months, by the next starship launch

A new David Ruzic video is uncharacteristically sunny about data centers in space and whiffs big on the actual space stuff. Sorry David I hate to say this but: stick to nukes

Hot girl shit 💅

I busted my chin open, may be a Lil concussed, and am at the urgent care for stitches

They could tell who was exercising and where they slept by analyzing the IMU data on Artemis II

problematic but every time I see this guy my brain says it's Will Ferrell doing Janet Reno.

I wrote the deep space collision avoidance tool for Artemis and originally named it BEONCA for (Beyond Earth Orbit Numerical Conjunction Assessment) but the NERDONAUTS at NASA decided that was TOO FUN and renamed it to CARDS (Conjunction Assessment of Risks in Deep Space)

(as a donkey walks by) ah the noble donkey! (donkey moves out of earshot) foolish beast

Betty has a best friend Cinderella who lives two doors down and a girl who walks her rings our door bell and asks if Betty can play and they run in circles at 0.9c until they achieve dog nirvana

Oh this goes deeper than we thought

Removed forcibly as the keynote speaker for saying the new graduates "give good brain"

Let's unpack this together, my biggest takeaway is that he is blessing Jeffrey Epstein. Is that a biblically accurate liberty angel top center? Mcnaughton slop cubed

My son keeps asking me what "glaze" means and I keep dodging or answering "it's a way to seal pottery"

Orange Catholic Bible: origins

I have heard from them that the heat shield looked great after A2, nothing like A1. They used the se heat shield but adjusted the reentry trajectory to reduce heating loads

what is it with the right wing and slapping dead birds to their dome

it's so cool only now I have seen a photo of Orban and I gotta say, what a dumb ass hair cut

Bolsonaro, Orban, rules of three, things of that nature

I owed an eye watering amount of taxes for making the grave mistake of selling stock at a profit in 2025

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

watched War Machine with son last night, appreciate the sub 2 hour run time. I give it a C-

Want to apologize for saying on the Dune pod that instead of growing a double for their organs I would prefer to fuck then eat it

watch out!!

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

My wife has a truthsayer power where people tell her their deepest secret within ten minutes of meeting her. I bring her to work events and point at someone and she floats over there then returns five minutes later with their family and religious history.

Vegetarians should be OK with eating invertebrates, what's the big deal

the first step in remediation of STEM brain is to admit you have it

We've discussed this before, you can't send an email across the galaxy, you'd have to put it on a thumb drive then ship it via heighliner. Since you're having to ship it they just send a guy with a scroll on the heighliner. This ignores there aren't computers or email anyhow (Butlerian Jihad ✅)

send that thing back to hell ✝️✝️✝️

I am always racked with self-doubt that I am not smart or creative enough. These brain geniouses call themselves "project liberal" make a webbed site with their headshots, and post shit like this. I need to live out loud man, write and sing a song or something, I set the bar for myself too high

Friend texted me at 7:49am saying they're halfway into 28 years later the bone temple and I should watch it. Dudes rock

I have a friend who is on the Orion capsule retrieval team and I have texted her asking if it smell crazy in there, stay tuned

Haircut took ten minutes, incredible

Head hurts so bad I am nauseous and can't think straight. Sentenced to life in a decaying meat bag

Hey now

Rise and grind let's get that moon cheese 💪💯🎑🌕🧀

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OK I'll bite: what is strategy cheese

This is pure uncut piss baby, almost enough for me to log into the everything site to yell at them, but I persist

Been a while

Google News is slow af, what do you use for news aggregation, or are you a news pervert who bypasses aggregators for your personally curated matrix of sources?

Username alone is triggering posters madness alarms

Idk it would be cool to see phobos zipping by twice per night vs rising and setting similarly to the Sun. Deimos I agree is a snoozer though wgaf

We all know and "love" the moon landing conspiracy but a new one I learned ovet the weekend is that the moon itself is fake? I only heard it verbally and tries to look it up but didn't find anything promising. Love the idea of rejecting the validity of the thing you can see that causes tides.