Gaullism may yet save Europe

Imagine telling any non modern person that you’re Christian because you want to be. It would be like you said you enjoyed the grounding sense of gravity and were therefore choosing to participate in this thing you like.

No government posts like the Iranian government

I need to get better at posting episodes but I’m posting an episode. So far, this has been a fun lil project with Charles, Dan, and Hesse! I got to talk about some of my favourite classic Pre-X Twitter scammers.

Proud of the intensive research work we did on this one

this week, we talk about an absolutely teflon guy in the pocket of a local industry. and we've got @devononearth.bsky.social with us! listen where you listen. "hey don't No Gods No Mayors episodes normally go up on thursday" yeah that's true. this one is up a day early. no reason.

First good news for Coastal Towns since 1980

Trying to write TF segments right now is slowly becoming indistinguishable from writing Foreign Affairs articles. I just wrote a segment title called "Arab NATO and the Death of the Petrodollar - What next for the Gulf monarchies?" without a hint of irony.

For whoever needs to hear this I'm the only Jewish person to lead a political party - third largest in the country. The Daily Mail have been & always will be my enemy - they historically supported fascists & continue to do so. I'll take no lectures from them on Antisemitism.

Ever since Trump said “51st state” about Canada, my previously apolitical and extremely comfortable retired father is ready to throw Molotovs. It’s crazy how much most normal people are inspired to hate everything about the pigs in charge of the US government.

Marinetti (2026)

Oh that’s a relief when did that happen

We were joined by Charles from E1 for this!

DO NOT FORGET

First crypto, then political markets, relearning the lessons of finance one scam at a time

A great way to make money on Polymarket would be to bet AS THOUGH you have insider information (new wallet, high conviction, cover your tracks but not TOO well), and then sell your contracts to the people piling into the position behind you.

it’s super funny to say this when oil is>$100 a barrel and there are loads of reasons to be drummed out of public life for saying why

I need someone to please do this

just went ahead and unlocked it for you

THREE SHOWS TWO NIGHTS ONE HIVE MIND NO MAYORS

We did actual news breaking in this one, a little bit, sort of, almost

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Qive this Qepisode a Qlisten

Told one of my favourite stories to Dan, Hesse, and Charles. Did you know that the early Italian mafia was primarily a counterfeiting organisation!!!!!!

Energy insecurity. Higher bills. Exposure to catastrophic economic consequences of Trump's wars. That's what happens when you fail to shift fast enough to renewables, and cut back on support for clean energy. Let's cut bills & create jobs through a clean power revolution.

NO THAT WAS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT STUPID FUCKING PLAN

fuck this world

At some point on TF I mentioned my friend who was once dating a girl who used to kiss her dog on the lips and one time after she kissed her dog she kissed him, and he was pretty sure there was a dog hair in his mouth. Anyway it turns out said woman’s dad is now running as a reform councillor

This is one of the most viscerally unpleasant mayors yet

This is one of the most viscerally unpleasant mayors yet

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

Oh my god they want to do an air war but the stock market is going bounce them into running the loser American campaign from the Millennium Challenge

I don't get it - everyone else at the countryside pub where they serve dinner at 4 PM was voting Reform!

prediction markets' depravity economy is the culmination of deregulation and kleptocracy, lobbying to legalize sports gambling, the collapse of advertising markets, hustlebro culture, crypto, memestocks, ai bubble ... venn diagram of horrible: www.404media.co/with-iran-wa...

Finished recording the Lost Worlds audiobook yesterday and folks, I'm a little bit biased, but I think it's pretty dang good. If you've ever wondered how we got from hunting and gathering to farming, cities, states, and kings, Lost Worlds is for you. Preorder: www.harpercollins.com/products/los...

I feel like this is the first Thing to ever occur in or to the United Arab Emirates

Screw Young Sheldon, give me Young Don Draper

The Tomb of the Unknown Clown, a casino pit boss that's also a skeleton, and perhaps the cheapest bribe to a mayor yet... it's all here!

The Authentic People have spoken and they demand GHB.

Join Paul Mason in the rejected posters bin

As you know I am addicted to starting new projects with friends... and when @boeckner.bsky.social said he wanted to revive Bottlemen, I couldn't say no. Except we also roped in Hesse and @charlesaustin.bsky.social and we're talking about scams and scammers, rather than Canada. Check it out!

Goalhanger presents: The Rest is Prison with Peter Mandelson and Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

hockey, incredible sport. concerning how they float around out there though. perhaps some sort of witchcraft, or a curse. they’re all just gliding around as if disconnected from the ground. wouldn’t let my kids get mixed up in all that

Salò was a documentary

no gods no mayors is so weirdly and wildly joyful and this episode was a fuckin humdinger

Folks, this is a great podcast in general, but this recent episode is hands-down the funniest yet. You will NEVER see the turn coming in this guy's story. If you've never listened, try it. @mattielubchansky.com 's exasperated "Fine! You know what? Fine!" at the end is just icing on the cake.

he looks like he’s being taken to the welfare tent at Glastonbury

On the TL: Aaaaaand the ASU frat leader just fratmogged Clavicular -__- He was jestermaxing too btw. In the DMs: I would let the ASU frat leader use me like a sea urchin