Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Throw more batteries at him

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Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

Proposed designs for the Cheney Memorial in Washington D.C. have been released:

Air Bud Returns (2026)

Okay what the fuck, how is this real and how is it so insanely good youtu.be/xrlwESkntIk?...

the worst era for pop music was (UserProfile: BirthYear+13) to (UserProfile: BirthYear+21). that was total dogshit. everything else pretty much fine

Second night in a row of this. What is going on

Funny parenting moment but also weirdly disorienting in a way: why is it that my daughter always falls asleep when I sing a song about how there is no hope for anything ever

Monday Patreon update is posted for free. We had so much fun revisition Fight Club that @inthesedeserts.bsky.social and I want to keep this going. Click the link to vote between Pulp Fiction, Heathers, Natural Born Killers, and American Psycho www.patreon.com/posts/141647...

If Keir starmer really wants to prove he’s not antisemitic he’ll riot with Maccabi Tel Aviv. Anything less he may as well be Hamas.

Having a lovely time on holiday in Cyprus. And also my observations in a hotel that is admittedly bougie as hell has me once again swearing by one of my basic guiding principles in life: I'd rather end my own life than be rude to hospitality staff

very strange feeling seeing this happen at the paper where I got my very first bylines a long time ago. I can't even make sense of how the university could do this so arbitrarily

People ask me how I visualize success and there's all sorts of cogent ways to explain it, but inside my head I've already got it visualized and unfortunately it's this

did it hurt? when you fell from hell to hell 2

Dunkin' Donuts basically saying this

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

me: give me the Swiss-est email you got [translated from the French] please do not bring your child to parents' night at the nursery. please bring between 8 and 10 photos for your child's scrapbook, each no larger than 11x15cm. color photo paper only me: okay maybe too Swiss

After last week's discussion, @whatahellofawaytodad.com and I reevaluated Fight Club, a film we loved as teenagers (we were the target audience in 1999). I present to you my honest reaction c. 2025 as shared with my beloved partner

there are like five fiction authors who I will allow to get away with narrating in present tense. you might be one of them but you also might not

It probably saved Pete Hegseth's life that they didn't make these when he was deployed

Just saw a written account of a totally made-up, on-air argument between Jimmy Kimmel and Kane Brown (?) about America, above an AI photo of the two of them. I didn’t even THINK about what AI was going to do for Marine Todd, but they’re using it to make Marine Todd Ultra

this week on the Mayoral Benevolent Feed: is it a hostile work environment if the mayor is threatening to punch the city manager in the face? your honor????? nogodsnomayors.com

We're raising money with @killjamesbond.bsky.social to help friend of the show Bella raise money for gender-affirming care, and if you post screenshots in the replies I will march your donations. I'll post my own receipt as well!

youtu.be/rXUlmP5MvnE?... I knew I'd seen these guys before

Eric Adams makes official state visit to Switzerland

There was an old Doug Stanhope bit about how being a Yankees fan is like going to a casino and rooting for the house and being a huge asshole about it

posting on IG: things are going great and here are some wonderful autumn photos posting on here: imagining a french YouTuber transvestigating La Vache Qui Rit

There was a special button sequence you could enter in Mortal Kombat III to make the fighters start fucking and if you did it right the screen would display "NUDALITY"

At a certain point it becomes prohibitively annoying to make layered images on an iPhone but that won't stop me

she on gen-x bluesky scolding skeets!!!

I run a YouTube account which posts a lot of videos titled like "Bill Hader Being An Absolute Unhinged Taurus for 43 Minutes." All of the ad revenue goes towards supporting the brave mujahedin of the Islamic State

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

Stop being naked. Wear this instead!

RIP Nate, died doing what he loved* *flying to Glasgow to riff about obscure 1980s bands and audio cables at a live military history podcast show

immediately upon arrival in the UK I get Britain'ed harder than I'd ever dreamed possible. Flight canceled and they want to fly me to Dublin and have me sleep in the airport for a flight to Glasgow tomorrow morning. I'd rather walk

this is the original version, the WOTL translation is "The very quantum of the notion that Milhouse would be twice-fed at eventide with spaghettied noodles sets my soul aflame!"

I can't wait until Robyn's album comes out and we get a diss track but it's just about some nameless (imaginary) woman whose life she ruined at the club. It will become our favorite song and we will take the wrong lessons from it

This week's Dadchat is out. @inthesedeserts.bsky.social and I talk about Podcast logistics and Anime conventions, and I give a rundown of the Carnival of Decay in Universal

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This is the biggest, toughest article I’ve done about so-called “AI psychosis.” It’s the story of a man who committed a horrific crime in his youth but served his time and against all odds found love and a new life—one that completely unraveled after he started talking to Google’s Gemini chatbot.

Oh my god

lists coming through big today, honestly

OneDrive sending me memories of files I saved on this day in 2019 and it's like... man, fuck you. No. Leave me alone. Not today

Line from @gotitatguineys.bsky.social that is stuck in my head: "Americans absolutely embrace the concept of jihad but are just uncomfortable with the name"