When you hit the vape too hard

I believe in constructive bullying for politicians. that doesn't include threatening violence of course, but the average third way berserker responds to any criticism at all like a cop who sees a dog exactly one time (179 rounds discharged, 13 on target)

what makes me deeply uncomfortable is that, if you object to your taxes being used to fund the government that does this, you're immediately told that you're committing a hate crime and denying Jewish self-determination, and there's not even the faintest effort to convincingly deny the act itself…

I once made a post about how we should bully Pete Buttigieg out of politics. I got *inundated* with rage DMs for a few days after, like full-on "what is your address, I'm going to kill you" tier stuff. in retrospect the tone of those DMs and the politics behind them was trial-run bluesky dot social

A friend shared a library with me that had all the drum voices ported off the ROM from a Korg Electribe EMX1, and because I hate having to refer to a spreadsheet, I went through and added the drum voice names to all 207 samples. Hopefully someone else also gets some use out of this

The Atlantic is just a jobs program for this guy

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

Had to check something on X the everything app and my god is it racist now. People using slurs that I haven't heard since I left Indiana. The general affect is like internet tough guy frat brother from Georgia who's recently gotten into the Turner Diaries, but also European nativist, and also BJP

All of this stuff is just pro wrestling for school shooters

Looking forward to Robyn - Body Talk becoming the new established Church of England under the woke Green regime

It's funny because Adobe's AI tool for audio noise / reverb removal can be extremely good. But since they designed its UI as ✨a wizard will fix it✨and massively restricted control over its parameters, it either works great as-is, or cannot be used at all. And this feels like the standard approach

bury your heart, US of A, history rears up to spit in your face

I still cannot stop seeing it. and also there's the ardent hope that Sam Altman winds up getting the full Charles the Bold treatment. Do any of my followers know how to wield a halberd

I'm reminded of the BBC summarizing the 2019 general election as "Labour lost the working class but won the woke" (verbatim quote), and then also seeing polls showing that every working-age demographic voted majority Labour. However, when there's 11 billion pensioners, and 10.999 billion vote Tory,

toying with the idea that the literal polar opposite of something is always funny as long as no detail is spared. For example: "your waiters become your haters in the conversation pit of failure"

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

yes!!!

He has an imponderable number of notches in his belt marking the instances in which he's been proven correct. The belt is going to fully fall apart soon. It's frayed and haggard from all the notching

*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

Everyone wants to admire early 2000s fashion but they can't handle the genuine article. They don't want to stare into the abyss

It's funny when they do this in German, but it feels like the Dutch are even more willing to go all-out

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

New slurmcore animation revealed

europe loves an environmentalist feminist political group called Génération Filles backed by Situationalist auteur Jacques-Henri Molesteur and animal rights activist Edith Petain and then it turns out they are Nazis

Buttmogged some zoomers today <pic of me lying face down in a snowdrift outside my house, it’s unclear whether I’m alive>

basically what I do for work is destroy my brain in pursuit of jokes that will make maximum half a dozen civil servants laugh. anyway

"Is Merzbow haram" could possibly be the most Birmingham question ever asked

ramadan mubarak

I am but a roving bard. However, I have visited every continent aside from Antarctica and experienced many temperature extremes, calculated in Fahrenheit as well as Celsius, and the answer to the question of which is better is always going to be "the one with which you have the most experience"

my Achilles heel... the weakness that would lead to my undoing... Brighton is actually a nice place and I am forced to admit this

They're going to be mad at me for my responses but I wrote them in a way that can't get flagged for being abusive. This is beneath contempt

impossible degree of "we drank straight from the hose" going on here, even without it being overtly stated. You read this post and you become unstuck in time. You see every hose that has ever been drunk from

I know it's not particularly original to say that becoming a father has made me feel more strongly about kids in the news, but every story I see about this poor boy makes me want blood

I hope Labour realise that when a certain pop singer dies and allegations everyone knew about come tumbling out in the wash, this whole thing is going to blow up in their faces again when the press are reminded about an ex-PM taking free holidays at his island mansion.

Didnt clock the song right away so enjoy what my brain did instead: That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Eating my fajitas

Trying to balance infinity tasks on way too little sleep and I'm being bogged down by the invasive thought of a version of Robyn's "Dancing on My Own" where the narrator is eating dinner in the club and offering it to the people who are the subject of the song

Once again, as someone who only cautiously checks Reddit, it is actually sometimes good

Really cool that while we have a national panic about teenagers on phone too much, phone is also causing pensioners to build car bombs www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Guy outside my apartment is wearing a purple hoodie and a shiny black puffer coat and is unintentionally recreating the Crystal Castles album cover. He even has the acid-washed jeans. It looks cool as shit if I’m being real. He’s like 45 and has a dog that looks like it kills people

I'm not saying Reddit is good but you do sometimes encounter screenshots like this

I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose

when I was a teenager I swam for a USA Swimming feeder club and had an insane schedule. Like 27-30 hours per week of training in addition to high school. One morning I just had a breakdown and kept driving around in circles until school started. You cannot sustain this indefinitely without damage

@inthesedeserts.bsky.social midwestern heckling supremacy