It looks like the working age people of Britain need to stop the silly student politics of protest

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

I see we’ve moved from “Only hateful extremist lunatics say Britain is cravenly obedient to the White House” to “Of course we have been cravenly obedient to the White House, now we must focus on the future and not ask questions about whose fault this was”, somehow without anyone having been wrong.

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded

I am not ready for any of this

Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

my son handing me his half-chewed biscuit then getting mad at me for taking his half-chewed biscuit

I remain awestruck that you can be chief WH correspondent of the New York Times while apparently accepting the version of history that you were taught in grade school in the 1970’s

they gotta be trolling me

started / going

oh hell yeah, he’s contemplating his own mortality again

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

the security of boys' chat is supposed to be sacred, mr. president

is that good

The absorption of "rawdogging" into the language as a term divorced from its specific original meaning is a stain on us all. Please, I do not ever want to hear about any of you rawdogging a baked potato

I’m afraid it’s impossible to believe this policy has failed, because we were all very loudly and repeatedly assured that they had played a blinder

She's just sacked a police chief for believing in the power of AI.

honestly every time I see a map of the Holy Roman Empire it just pisses me off. what the fuck was all that about

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

you cannot Own someone on X in 2026. if you are using X in 2026 you are being Owned. nothing you can say will outweigh the shame of being a member of the world's largest incel group chat. if you run out of a bathroom covered in shit holding a turd no one will think the turd is the uncool one

the median voter wants no taxes & no debt but still healthcare & pensions, they want clean energy, clean water, cheap beef, & cheap gas, & they want a bruising take-no-prisoners military that embraces lesbians & furries & single moms without threatening anyone's masculinity

"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff

If your 11-year-old wants to bet you should sit them down and make them watch Uncut Gems with you

‘self harm content’ she was fucking murdered

The leader of France is rallying the EU to smack the US with retaliatory tariffs while our guy is flying to Davos to desperately try and not blow his deals with Sam Altman and Jensen Huang. Do you know how bad things have to be for me to look at Emmanuel Macron and feel something akin to yearning?

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I think this needed a little more workshopping to be an outside thought.

cool. my main thought when I look at my son is ‘how many Good Years do we have left’

this is legitimately an insane thing to think when looking at your child

this train’s about to pull into the station if you know what I mean

my son will only sleep with a dummy in his mouth and one in each hand. it’s called binkymaxing

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website

Turning a big dial taht says appeasement and looking back at the audience like a contestant on the price is right

I feel like America plotting to annex Greenland while masked state goons terrorise their own communities at will should encourage British press and politicians to reflect on what happens when you act like "far right" is an unfair slur rather than a necessary descriptor of a real political position.

If they’ve lost the kind of person who goes to see NBA games in London, then transatlanticism is well and truly cooked

baby slept for 5 hours uninterrupted last night. I feel like a new man. this is better than cocaine

if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

hello darkness my old friend I'm standing at the fridge again o jar, my hand is slowly creeping even though I should be sleeping thirty seven, that's the olives in my gut olive slut I'm going back for olive

“Time to withdraw from Trident”, now an immensely Sensible thing, a mere six years after every single one of the nation’s most raging blowhards was flailing and rolling gargling in mortal terror on the floor at the idea of not smashing the nuclear button.

"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"