Oh, time to #PitchYaGame, is it? Well: • be on a The Farm • wish to strangle a horse • not know what an The Farm is • same applies to horses tbh • die several times • argue with the game • ...make a friend? • die of spiderbumdeath i will strangle a horse, by me: brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Started watching Squid Game and honestly it's nothing like what I expected. There's no ink. No referee cat. Barely any cool futuristic music. Weird choice from Nintendo imho.

Found on a table, maybe giving a sailor a lapdance (4,7)

Soft times make weak men. Weak men make hard times. Hard times make hard men. I am a hard man. I am manly, and hard, and powerful. Also, a man threw a sandwich at me and I smelled an onion and I want the full force of the law to be brought upon this person because of the sandwich he hit me with

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! What a world! www.twitch.tv/brainmage

"We're walking in the air, We're scaring all the birds away. We're hunting the crows down, To keep them from the ground - and seeds."

Just forgot the name of the heartwarming and emotional Christmas film The Snowman, and called it The Scarecrow

This guy is more powerful than we thought

We all agree that a Chargin' Chuck acts with malice in his heart, and so could find Christ and seek redemption, but can the same be said for a Cheep Cheep? Do they act with Sin, or is it simply their nature, and so there is nothing to be redeemed?

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! It's Thursday! We call that "Dutch Friday" in this house, so slap on your wooden shoes, spend your life savings on a tulip, and LET'S HAVE SOME CYCLING INFRASTRUCTURE, BABYYYYY www.twitch.tv/brainmage

Have said this before, but once when I had surgery the ICU nurse had learned English as a second language & kept using "perv" to mean "look" eg "my colleagues and I will need a quick perv under those bandages" "let's have a perv how you're healing" etc

Cool how "let's pay tribute to combat veterans" day is so close to "every silly sod with a fiver and a lighter can cause random explosions" day.

Somewhere, unbidden, the nonsense name "Gingoskophot" burst into my head. Could not for the life of me recall where I remembered it from. Turns out it was Tales of the Blode episode 4 by @rathergood.bsky.social, which, on reflection, makes a lot of sense.

Love this video from one of the Singers in Moulin Rouge on Broadway Jack Cahill-Lemme

RIP John Harvey Kellogg you'd have loved No Nut November <3

I have the memory of an elephant. It was grey, I think.

The office is noisy, so I have taken myself to T h e E g g R o o m

Don't forget to show your support for antifa drag queens this remembrance sunday

It's November the 5th! I'm called Guy! Penny for the Guy? www.ko-fi.com/guy

What lovely news to wake up to

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSlG... This always gets me

Pondscum? No they don't. They dont even have balls.

Marriage is a pvp server. My husband just came into the room wearing only his boxers and accused me of earnestly listening to The Birdie Song, owning it on vinyl, and reverently placing it on the record player while steepling my fingers and actively engaging with the music

Dick Cheney won’t see your jokes, but your friends who orchestrated a destructive and illegal war based on lies and also shot a guy in the face will.

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! What fun we will have! Possibly! www.twitch.tv/brainmage

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

i'm so annoyed i don't have the wall space for this lil trickster because i love this so so much, other people please purchase and enjoy and think of me

YAAAAYY!!!! My brother Beardyman has today released the FULL VERSION of the ‘I’m Bending My Legs the Wrong Way’ song that he let us use 20 seconds of at the end of the last Map Men video. (I think this is the greatest thing he has ever done) youtu.be/wzJeNQcaUPM

being sappy and earnest and sincere is underrated. there are a million ways to show someone you love them and you should explore everyone of them, for friends and family and partners. do it for them, but do it for you, too. you'll feel great

my indie game 🐴 - attempt to strangle a horse - die of spider bumhead - become a twat - cogwheel up a ladder - don't know what a The Farm is brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

so you can be awestruck but you can't awestrike. i guess you can be awestricken if you're careful. so it's a passive thing that only exists in the afflicted? i can't awestrike people??? that's crap that is

Of course, as we all know, "G-force" is short for "Gosh, foreskin!"

Red Dead Redemption A game where you're FLOOOORP a cowboy

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On Sergelstorg baht ‘at

We only tell kids about the tooth fairy to distract from knowledge of the fairies who accept larger bones for greater rewards

LEAVE ME ALONE, THE TELEGRAPH! (this headline really made me laugh)

Free shipping ends midnight! What are you treating yourself to? the-daily-tism.teemill.com/collection/a...

Bloodborne map details 🔍https://www.deviantart.com/vgcartography/art/Bloodborne-Illustrated-World-Map-1071400939

One thing about the whole Andrew Windsor shitshow that hasn't been broached in the UK at all is that his protection only lasted as long as his mother was alive. Would be interesting to see the implications of that sinking in to the British nation as a whole.

No takers for my Reverse Mrs Doubtfire screenplay in which an elderly Scottish woman pretends to be fast-talking improvisational stand-up Robin Williams.

Hi. I'm The Head from Art Attack. I'm what you might call a "cunnilingus golem". Plop me between yr legs & let me go to town. As I'm made of unfired clay, however, any moisture will slowly erode my form, eventually reducing me to a puddle of unthinking slip. Don't worry about that, though! Have fun!

[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs] 🎵All the leaves are grey (All the leaves are grey) 🎵And the sky is grey (And the sky is grey) 🎵I've been for a walk- *entire band loses their fucking minds*

How does he always *know* when it's no longer stuck in my head

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

I still think about this every few weeks

sack it off, pack it in let's not begin

I heard there was a handy clasp That helps rock climbers with their grasp Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener It saves on space, it opens in, And closes with a subtle spring, The humble and the trusty Carabiner

It’s-a me,