I am currently stuck in deepest, darkest Wales, looking after what professionals describe as a "poorly dad". WHAT BETTER WAY TO CHEER ME UP than by playing my award-winning comedy game, and possibly telling me about a bit you liked? brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran... It's free!

🎵This is a warning that the 🎵Caves are precarious 🎵Caves are precarious

Helped my mum set up a new TV. GBNews was on the "suggested apps" list. Brand new telly. She hasn't ever watched it before. That's good, isn't it? Healthy.

Morning 😂.

My dad and my brother both make droning humming noises as a stim. I do not do this. Good LORD time away from it makes it very difficult to tolerate. Insert some sort of canny remark about competing neurodivergent needs here.

I am currently stuck in deepest, darkest Wales, looking after what professionals describe as a "poorly dad". WHAT BETTER WAY TO CHEER ME UP than by playing my award-winning comedy game, and possibly telling me about a bit you liked? brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran... It's free!

A politics post: fuck me. Imagine what could have been done in two years by people who wanted to do good. Yes, the renting stuff is good, but that could have been done without wild transphobia! Two years of people in politics who were determined to make good and lasting changes. I could cry.

Have had an idea for a game. It will prominently feature Dr Oxo Goodgrips, nightsurgeon.

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Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

Decided to let an alleyway pick dinner.

"come on, Nem, gimme a smile"

I made a zine for my local launderette! Did anyone ask for this? No. Do I think any launderette customers will read it? Also no. Will they draw offensive graffiti on it? Almost certainly. But I LOVE IT and making it made me laugh so objective achieved

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

On the way to deepest, darkest Wales to help look after my increasingly ill dad. Not thrilled by this tbh. Not the least because it's so fuckign far away. AND Milford Haven has considerably fewer milves than the name would suggest. Terrible.

Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god

Every time I think of this I corpse @stuartgipp.bsky.social

I'm tired of pretending like the mario games are good. a plumber who does no plumbing? please. ludonarrative dissonance much? and paper mario was actually a covert warning about microtransactions. pay per mario? uh yeah we sure do now

A rare reverse cool S in the toilet. What does this *mean*

If I got a whole set of Biggles books handed in to my second-hand bookshop I would also choose this one to put in the window

[The Moon Landing, directed by Hideo Kojima] Ground Control: Neil, this is Moon Landsman, he'll be guiding you through this mission MN: Your movement is based on STEPS and LEAPS. The STEPS are small, but the LEAPS are giant, remember that. Neil: Giant...leap? Michael Collins, shirtless: NEEILLLL

All that fish discourse reminded me of this gem

One of my favourite things about my game is that the only time there's proper capitalisation is when you wake up in a hospital bed, just before you see a dad with a horse head & die of bonegone horsefright (shitting yr bones out due to fear). Does that mean it's the only real bit? What does it MEAN?

The new Lumines obviously so far whips ass, but sadly no song will ever come close to the perfection of Shinin

found Rita Repulsa's alt

Yogi Bear all

Some selfies:

It is ✨🎉my birthday 🎉✨ and for my birthday, as is my bluesky tradition, all I want is for people to quote this post with a photo of your pet(s) being really silly, weird little guys, to make all our days better ✨🫶

Today is the day we all look at @ewacat.bsky.social and go out a big "happy birthday". If she tells you to read a book just fucking read it, yeah? Splendid human. My autocorrect wanted to say "splendid Hindenburg" and, you know what, that too x

Every time I watch it I think "Dredd is just a perfect movie". Why do studios not see this obvious truth?

Wee Hughie all

April 16th, 2025. 45 minutes after I took my first Elvanse. I went into the living room. I marvelled at my piles of shit. I said, “it’s not my fault. None of it is my fault. It never was!” And then I picked it all up.

All the whirled's a stage (I dont know. Leave me be)

Moving Mats Back to Where They Should Be

An autistic man with a special interest in horses has been fired from his dream job as a horse racing commentator due to not being able to shut up about horses, sources have claimed.

Hang on. There's a new Lumines game? By the Tetris Effect people? And it's VR compatible? Why did no one tell me this?!?

Buy some of my not purses please. I have spent all my money on not purses and now need to sell some not purses to recover that money. They're not purses.

In part of Aquila, bolts flash character (8,6)

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

Reading The Stand for the first time as covid was initially ramping up was a great* idea that calmed** the mind.

In what is definitely one of the coolest moments of my life, today my tattoo got to meet the 700-year old manuscript I stole it from

Well. Forbidden Solitaire was a treat. What a delightful time.

In the original, the wicker man wore underpants, but the remake had a knickerless cage

The e-book of the short story "Locke Lamora and the Bottled Serpent," originally published by @grimdarkmagazine.bsky.social , then published by Conversation Tree Press as a limited edition, is now out on Kindle and Kobo! Amazon US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZYBK64S Kobo: www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...

You’ve heard of fight, flight, freeze, and fawn! Introducing: farce! If someone makes you feel weird and uncomfortable, make them feel weird and uncomfortable too!

i thought this was the case it's nice to see that it is. the seat wins look scary but their vote is actually down.

Gammyl Nitrate

Peonies I bought from a bucket by the side of the road for a few quid. My photo’s inspired by the paintings of Rachel Ruysch (1664-1750):

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