It is 19C and overcast here in Leeds and I have had to put socks on

Big Pork Pie, enjoying his lettuce.

just as a general note if i share something that's AI generated please give me a heads up, i do not want AI art and fakery on my feed and sometimes i'm just not on the ball enough to catch the signs. getting tricked sucks so if i fall for one please pat me on the head and tell me i fucked up 🙏

there is a very real risk, should football finally "come home" - as has oft been prophesised - at the same time, or even around the same time, that Andrew Burnham ascends the steps of no. 10 Downing Street to become prime minister, that we could see the dawn of the Second Age of Britpop

I am going to sleep, and I am not getting up to watch the football, I just want you all to know that

Within the first week. Had a life-threatening chest infection when I was born and spent a week in the NICU.

Noseferatu, is that anything Look, I've been at larp this weekend, it's a cheap holiday, and I'm exhausted

Reposts very much appreciated...

Do I know anyone looking for a very experienced sound editor / mixer / drama editor, worked for the BBC, etc? Got a mate who's having to take six months out of his PhD due to a shoulder issue and operation, looking for work. He is terminally offline but has showreels.

#screenshotsaturday this scene is still a testbed for developing tech for elsewhere, but it's quite fun in it's own right. Dynamic texturing allows me to accumulate blood on the pylon over time, and there's some subtle IK used to make sure the punches connect. Sound too! #ue5 #gamedev 1/5

Omg. i will strangle a horse has been played over 9000 times! If you've not played it yet, do give it a go! It's free, funny, and can be played on your phone! Reaching 10,000 plays would be absolutely lovely <3 Comedy! 13.5k words! Real silly ways to die! brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

If someone uses 'going forward' in any form of work communication my opinion of them and their competence immediately drops by several points

Found out today that when your wife says she's pregnant, the wrong response is 'Do you know who the father is'. Apparently that starts an argument.

Money is horrible again. I am going to have to give up the gym I go to. Fuck knows how I am going to pay my tuition fees this year.

Hello! I doodle regularly. If my doodles delight you, please consider chucking some pennies into the slot machine. It makes doodles fall out, and helps me pay my horrible bills (including kibble for the cats, who have never done a stroke of work in their lives). Thank you! ko-fi.com/wangleberry

If you recognise a voice in this and think "wait... is that...?" the answer is yes.

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Good luck to all trying to get tickets to see the Bayeaux Tapestry in London; I saw it in Bayeaux on a family holiday when I was about 16 and it was spectacular

Ohhhhh nooooooo, some people who have been saying magic words might not be able to make them properly magic any more, because the head wizard will take away their ability to do magic Oh well, anyway

We report: we find the moon at its highest during the darkest hours of the night, while we are not awake enough to articulate any thought. We look at the diffraction of the moonlight in the clouds, and the iridescence it produces colours our late night dreams.

Hello. Video is out now as a early July present youtu.be/wS-e1vFnaq8?...

I have never been so specifically called out in my life

there is no more important piece of media than this for understanding the mid-00s millennial goth

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Ohhhhh nooooooo, some people who have been saying magic words might not be able to make them properly magic any more, because the head wizard will take away their ability to do magic Oh well, anyway

Ah I really want to go to the theatre for my birthday but expensive 😭

Ah, the politicians are finally catching up with the experts. It's only taken years. We need to plan for a low traffic future and use our assets for better places, not traffic sewers. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Close Encounter of the Bum Kind

Close Encounter of the Bum Kind

AI-Driven Ram Shortages Somehow Lead to Price Increase for Charming Wooden Toys ggtribune.com/2026/06/29/a...

Another exceptional display by the High Wycombe Outdoor Nudist Synchronised Leapfrog Bums

Another exceptional display by the High Wycombe Outdoor Nudist Synchronised Leapfrog Bums

every morning I clear a pile of books and notebooks and pens and such off my desk so I can work, transferring the pile temporarily to my bed. every night I clear the same pile off my bed so I can sleep there, returning the pile to my desk. there is no solution to this. the cycle is eternal.

This bum is a senior Civil Servant in Whitehall

Turns out the vet bill I thought was going to be covered by a monthly payment.... isn't 🫠 Many doodles today regardless (to continue to say thank you), but if you have anything going spare and can fling it at me, I'll pay it forward later down the line (and draw variations on a theme of "bum").

Greetings from The Dog

I always thought Pringles were an exotic American food that didn't arrive here until the 2000s, but in retrospect I see that that was because mum has never once in her life bought Branded Crisps that were not supermarket's own

live view from the great american state fair

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

COMMISSIONER GORDON: Bluesky Batman, why did it take you so long to respond to my bat signal. BLUESKY BATMAN: Maybe next time you should add some alt text.

I yearn

Christ on a bike, are people really saying they shouldn't? Who is saying this? Who needs shoving into a locker?

Oh no. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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It's not an easy city to navigate, especially on foot and not that pleasant to walk through either.

If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over

We report: there was rain for a few hours in the morning, and then it did not get much warmer. Now, at sunset, we can still find beads of water on leaves here and there. It gets a little cold, too, enough for a jacket, but we wait until our expert gets the sniffles to go home.

I think those Avatar films would be quite different experiences if all the blue alien people had Scouse accents

Good night, bluesky. Sound on.