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but what if...

Japanese crazy mascot Chiitan is real and strong and my friend

I remember when I was in elementary school white people put this shit to the top of the charts! we fucking suck!

it's 1990something and I am wearing a ripped up Clash t-shirt over a long sleeve waffle thermal because if you did that back then it meant you liked music. I am wearing black Dickies corduroy carpenter pants and Airwalks and stomping around acting all punk rock. I don't skate. I've never skated.

tuned my bass to DDAD and unlocked a new level of sicko shit

this was 2/3 of all pop song titles up until the British Invasion

this is who runs this account

We are going to miss out on so much great art because of AI. People have ideas for X—a song, a comic, etc.—and they use AI because “I can’t play/draw. If it weren’t for AI it would never get made” BUT THAT ISNT TRUE. There is such joy in art that is made by beginners who just needed to make X

the beginning and end of my guitar playing ability is still just barre chords and power chords in open tunings but if you listen to anything I recorded in 2020 when I started playing again versus anything from this year it's a night and day difference

you should know by now that we never come in peace youtu.be/OC3RoIxipXs?...

I'm your...

yes Pat, I'd like to solve PLEASURABLE COCK THIMBLE

Seven Samurai, which was also the first DVD (and first Criterion DVD) I ever owned. We had one DVD player at my parents' house and I had to watch it in fragments, when nobody else was using that TV.

instead of thinking about the horrors, how about thinking, as I am, about the package I received yesterday from lettersfromthedead.bsky.social. there is still goodness in this world.

Surf Ninjas

new Megadeth album review: it is a Megadeth album

get your ass ready for Mizzou football brought to you by Trops

god damn it I hate it when my fucking PS3 games are straight

I Was A Teenage Werewolf With Big Naturals

introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Megadeth (2004) Megadeth (Gigantour, 2005) Megadeth (Gigantour 2, 2006) Mega Infinity (Ninguid Records Fest, 2024) Melvins (2025)

I fell in love with the girl in the Rock Shoe

congratulations to 1/2 of Dos Carlos for making it to the Hall of Fame! not sure how this gif got here

*sly and the family stone voice* 🎶 uu-uu-uunn- con-trol-la-bly piss-iiiiiing 🎶

Telecaster is short for Television Castrator

TORTOISE HUMAN

Michael "Bibby" Jordan

no new pictures, where are you mentally

top two memories of Doug Fister: 1) going to the game where he struck out 9 in a row because my wife and I were visiting friends in Ann Arbor, had a free afternoon, and decided to go to a Tigers game on a whim; 2) @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social 's all-timer typo while tweeting out his recap of it

seeing the name Josh Lueke for the first time in over a decade

can I borrow three million dollars

"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. Guilty Gear X2 # RELOAD for PlayStation 2 turns kids transgender. know the difference

Wes Littleton

look man the Scholastic book fair had a stranglehold on my reading habits what else can I say

drop some TABLES

Clara Coldcheese, honey, what's got into you?

two and a half months out from the start of the season and we've already got the baseball post of the year here on Bluesky, the baseball posting app

post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert, and a picture of the band/artist Pop's in Sauget, IL / Megadeth - 2004 Exodus opened; someone threw a shirt on stage during the intro to "Kick the Chair" that hit Dave and he stopped playing and just glared at the crowd for several minutes

Japanese crazy mascot Chiitan is real and strong and my friend

I think I've spent enough time visiting my mom's family in Wisconsin over the course of my life to consider it "lived in"

slugging .386 when your entire career took place from 1992-2001 is some truly nasty work

what the fuck route did Cousin Eddie and his family take that had them drive through Gurnee on their way from western Kansas to visit the Griswolds in Chicago in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

what's the last car you stopped to take a photo of

Moe

yes yes yes, on and on as I flex, get with the flow, words manifest, feel the vibe from here to Asia,

HARD RAKE