perfect always takes so long because it don't exist perfect always takes so long because it don't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn't exist it doesn'

Adam Scott, best know for his role as the villainous Jacques in Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996, dir. Alan Smithee)

everything I record will always sound like shit, that is my commitment to you

Meet Aaron rodgerss repulsive phantom wife

sarcastically, I'm in charge

gender is a performance and I'm Steve-O and this is tee ball

if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it

seeking recording inspirado this week by listening to another album with upwards of three songs ripping off the Pachelbel's Canon progression (Hitler Bad Vandals Good)

every right wing media outlet this morning:

knocked out another one of these today. originally I thought I ripped off a pop punk song from the '90s but it turns out we both just ripped off Pachelbel

yeah I can see it

THE DODGERS AND BLUE JAYS ARE FIGHTING

October 5x5, the guy asked for something spooky

spooky 5x5 time

this is my Halloween gift to you. not a cover of "Hybrid Moments" by the Misfits, but a song by me with the ridiculous title of "Hybrid Moments By The Misfits". sometimes I get an idea in my head and if I don't get that idea out I'll go crazy. doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/track/hybrid...

this is my Halloween gift to you. not a cover of "Hybrid Moments" by the Misfits, but a song by me with the ridiculous title of "Hybrid Moments By The Misfits". sometimes I get an idea in my head and if I don't get that idea out I'll go crazy. doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/track/hybrid...

this is my Halloween gift to you, it might end up on Bandcamp/streaming at some point but right now it's just here. enjoy drive.google.com/file/d/1_-Ml...

when I was 18 and voting for the first time I developed my one non-negotiable position, which was that I refused to vote for any member of a party whose stated policy was that I should be killed. used to be there was only one of those.

I got 9/16 and it makes me want to smack most of these people upside the head

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

what's a good number of songs to record for an album that rip off the Pachelbel's Canon progression? four?

2015 Royals was pretty good

just finished recording a song I wrote called "Hybrid Moments by the Misfits" which aggressively rips off, you guessed it, "Return of the Fly" by the Misfits

my wife's best friend has been "Auntie (X)" to both our kids for their entire lives. hopefully neither of them decide to run for public office in thirty years' time

please don't hold my hand, I need to get up 5X5! I don't know what I'm doing 5X5! I don't know where I am

penne lisce

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

hi, an important IHTOV update. thank you for reading it.

get ye songs doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/album/comp-s...

define "perfect ending" youtu.be/4nSA_B8pC_s?...

if you would like to hear a song of mine that may or may not come out on an album this year here ya go! also the rest of 'em are pretty good too

Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet in my seventh grade English class

The Fall 2025 Originals comp is out now! 100% of each sale will be donated to Second Harvest Foodbank outcasttapes.bandcamp.com/album/fall-2...

me when it's 1998 and my friend comes out of the record store with the hot new ska-punk CD from Hopeless Records:

a certain submersible expert... for privacy's sake, let's call him "James C."...no, that's too obvious. let's say, "J. Cameron."

women don't like the vehicle

nowadays as an adult I am much more likely to just drop something whenever I stop having fun with it but when you were a kid and scraped up $20-$50 for a new game you played that shit into the ground whether it was any good or not because you did not want to admit you wasted your money

John DeDomenici

2025 Fall Originals Comp listening party! Come hang out and listen to the comp a day early. Thursday @ 7PM CST Pre-orders for CDs are up now. outcasttapes.bandcamp.com/merch/fall-2...

oh no, he's discovered the concept of prepared guitar! somebody stop him before he comes home with a Glenn Branca record

rip in piss you won't be missed

what kind of a deal are you running up that hill and tryna make with God anyways? a deal to turn you into a woman? a deal to turn you into a beautiful woman? a deal to turn you into a beautiful strong sexy confident woman? that kind of a deal?

hi. sorry to do this again but life sucks

White Castle that sells booze is gonna give you the worst shits of your life