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speaking from experience it's an overall good thing to have a friend who both acts as a chaos agent and is also on a first name basis with your parents

SWAN BOY DANDOLOS ASS MAN: 1992 - 2009 BREAST MAN: 2009 - 2017 CURRENTLY: HOLE MAN

don't worry, no matter who the Maple Leafs take at number one, they'll figure out a way to fuck up his development while the fans blame him for every single misfortune of the next decade. mark my words.

Guinea Pig would be a great name for a goregrind band if it's not already

Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood and Grogu

I Spit On Your Grave and Grogu

i only listen to real music

The Mandalorian, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Grogu

calling Barry Bonds and telling him not to get involved with BALCO

do we think Noel went bald naturally or did he hit 30 and decide to Bic it

we are gonna buck so much hum with this thing

without thinking too hard, what are my top ten songs of all time? without thinking too hard, what are my top ten grains of sand on the beach? what are my top ten snowflakes I have watched fall? without thinking too hard, what are my top ten molecules of air that I have ever breathed?

Butterbean was actually okay the entire time

"smoking is bad, if you smoke you'll die, blah blah blah" yes but have you considered that when I was in high school I had a crush on an older girl who wore a Link 80 t-shirt and smelled like clove cigarettes and it irreversibly altered my brain chemistry

Japanese crazy mascot Chiitan is real and strong and my friend

Coom Dawg

ME: Hold one, arm drag. Hold two, arm bar. Hold thre- LESLEY STAHL: Sir, can you explain how this relates to the inv- ME: shut the fuck up Lesley Stahl. Hold three, the moss-covered three-handled family grudunzle. Hold four, arm bar. Number five, the Saskatchewan spinning nerve hold. Number six,

Rubén Amaro Jr: "Well, well, well, not so easy to find a GM who doesn't suck shit, huh?"

using my time in the basement during this tornado warning to eat a chunk of bread like a medieval peasant, and wire up a new Strat pickguard like a medieval peasant

Al Jolson compilation album that has a picture of him in blackface front and center | multiple Wander Franco rookie cards | Dukakis/Gephardt '88 button (3-WAY TIE)

Africa Addio, the Musical

Why is Yuniesky Betancourt rarely mentioned in discussions about baseball's all-time greats?

1) Pussy Control 2) Pussy Control 3) Pussy Control 4) Jungle Love by Morris Day and the Time 5) Jack U Off

yes Pat, I'd like to solve MINOTAUR TRADITION 26 *hooting and hollering from studio audience*

more like The AthleticO3 am I right

"Stay a while and listen."

customers who used to place regular grocery delivery orders with us switching to pickup to save on the tip and delivery fees

I mean I was in school when the Anthology series came out and lived through the ensuing pop culture saturation so I would in fact posit that the Beatles were the Beatles of the '90s

as the main guy from the Darkness once said: guitar

midweek weekend project: assembling this $90 stratocaster shaped object

reading the phrase "Oblivion With Guns" in the year of our lord 2026

search is broken, archives are broken, Jeff Bezos you know what you must do to complete the Lowtax trifecta

AHHH STOMP youtu.be/wTANmHJhbF8?...

THE PICKUP OUTPUT A STRONG SOUND Like to play metal guitarist, is a good choice.

if your church has fluorescent lights it's dog shit

2006 Comp is out! Give it a listen if you like 2006 and songs. All sales will be donated to The River Food Pantry outcasttapes.bandcamp.com/album/2006-c...

come to Goalkeeper at Fubar in the next hour if you want an ass kicking

watching Dale Crover and Coady Willis perfectly locked in with each other is one of the experiences of my life

close enough, welcome back My Dad's 1987 Jeep Comanche

hey just so y'know I've got a track on this compilation if you're interested to hear how my search for the world's nastiest guitar tone is going (pretty good)

I think I hauve covid

happy trans day of visibility. if I had a nickel for every Bridget main I knew in college who came out as trans I would have two nickels.

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