TVTropes can be handy for some things but it’s honestly best when you hop on any given video game page and catch all the “NIGHTMARE FUEL: one of the bosses is a skeleton” bullshit

From what I gather the most coherent explanation is “by caving now in exchange for nothing, provided the GOP doesn’t allow future votes on our demands, they’ll look mighty foolish come the midterms!”

want to post about this type of shit more shame the old world is crumbling and the new one is dead in the womb

christine pelosi makes the same face kamala harris does and i find that unsettling

i like how CNN holds itself out as hard hitting fifth estate journalism and today has a big feature on "we tracked down that fancy dressed guy outside the Louvre to find out what his deal was"

Become Legend: America's ONLY AYCE Pharmacy!™️

If Evangelion was real I’d say things like “Gendo Ikari, the absolute NERV of that guy!” My life is a waking nightmare and I’m deeply unhappy

"Alright class now we're going to talk about another Dennis, and he certainly 'menaced' at least ten people!" - cool criminal psychology lecturer

i don't know what logic modules actually do but i realize i have a bunch, that's neato

Nobody puts adam corner in a corner

people say you're not immune to propaganda but it's been like thirty years and i still don't give a shit about jennifer aniston's sex life

He's called Adam Driver because your computer doesn't work until you install him correctly

doing my part to shore up insurance risk pools, walking into the ocean with a smile, knowing i'll save the system at least one future claim submission

Old Prejudiced Grandmother's Premium Baking Powder™️

neera tanden is at it again and i hope @mediumhollow.bsky.social saved that picture he made

Anybody else think it’s weird how fetterman’s book opens with “prompt: the inspiring tale of my heroic rise to office, maybe like 300 pages? Thanks”

The maximalist, cringiest college dormroom bonghit guy version of Dems being controlled opposition is absolutely winning, that guy is utterly vindicated

“Nabu, genocide all women under 170 pounds”

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Christians be like:

“We the PEOPLE, not we the sheeple” - guy who thinks he’s actually influencing people online

I’m just saying, WaPo wouldn’t be losing readers if they published a serialized Elden ring strategy guide every Saturday

Mohg, Lord of Blood (D-MN)

Illumination Studios bothers me because all their cultural reference exist in this weird zero-space where all time flattens into one, that’s why you get foxy brown and an Elvis impersonator doing a bullet time gag set to house of pain

Shut down? Caving? What is this the senate or those trapped Chilean miners amirite folks

*applause* Okay thanks but that’s about enough about my dead homies for now, this next one’s about eating pussy on an airplane, 3 2 1 HIT IT!

Ah, nothing like a cuppa cofveve, and hamberder

Girl I’m gonna make that birdie squirt, hang on I misspoke

Maybe it’s being busy or depressed or just growing up but realizing it’s been a good long while since I’ve had a patented unhinged horny spree, maybe asexuality is the key to zen productivity

I can’t be too upset, NatGeo is showing footage of a mom beaver cuddlin’ her lil babies, they’ll be here after humans eradicate themselves and that’s fine by me

Isekai where a middle aged Japanese salaryman gets transported to a wild magic kingdom of 1970s country and western performers

Oh, a bodega. How quaint. Provincial, even.

Out of all current wrestlers I gotta say Shane Taylor has the most uniquely shaped body

We’re well and truly overdue for the next great innovation in hentai

Getting old rules, can’t wait for my doc to prescribe cortisone so I can be like “you mean that shit that gave James Mason a god complex in that movie? He was gonna Merc his family! Thank god the gym coach played by Walter Matthau stopped him” and then they’ll prescribe me other drugs too

fuckinnn . thi,s inna blunt

Sopranos watch update: just wrapped season 1, I now know what the meme of Artie with the rifle is and I drank a bottle of NyQuil , 9.5/11

I’m fucked up on NyQuil and watching da sopranos, one a these guys is gonna get whacked

I made a post about needing help last night and deleted in embarrassment, but im fuckin broke until I get paid Thursday. venmo.com/u/flip-wizard cash.app/$flopwizard

My pfp actually looks like a website splash page for a “radical new approach to psychotherapy” that ends with an ATF raid on a compound

Making primordial soup and god takes a little dab and goes “needs more caveman”

Also props to Giulia for taking the lead on my 2025 “Wow, The Bookers Really Have No Plan” watchlist

I slept about fourteen hours and feel somewhat alive, that’s alright

“Hypno-Puss, the deceitful cat”

"This #MewTwo movement is outta control!"

anyway, the world keeps humming until it doesn't, precious little that happens truly matters and we all live, die and get replaced by other people that live and die and it's been that way all through time so I guess that structure has been working well enough

yes, i am angry today, i recognize what i'm angry about and further recognize its validity, it will pass in time and it's okay that hasn't happened yet