This beautiful bird is known around the Tampa metro area for incredibly erotic acrobatic dancing, especially when Ginuwine is playing

Me: Wonder if anybody makes a good Catra/Adora statue or figures or anything. Bigbadtoystore: Hey you want a statue of Doodoo Pluckins? He's holding his trademark blaster rifle. Me: Nah I'm good, thanks. Bigbadtoystore: It's only 830 dollars.

That loser Linus techtips and his dumbass make a nas video conned me into putting together a little nas pc that I never ended up using so I just jeep it for hdd tests/operations on a side desk but now it wont post for god knows what reason and I do not want to find out because that is work

"Stage: 0%; Total: 2%" HOW CAN THE TOTAL BE RISING INDEPENDENTLY OF THE STAGE? If the stage is a section of the total and it has not moved, how could thr total move? It doesnt make sense.

Just now realizing that my decades long defense of "inverted aim makes the most sense because its like a control stick in the back of your guys head" is completely bullshit in my case because I only invert vertical, not horizontal.

*Eying my uncle's new toilet jealously* yeah its nice and everything, just hope its not too much bowl for ya, is all

Thinking about how different the world might be if we had done the right thing and taken everyone responsible for this idea and Most Dangerous Game'd them on live TV.

Ima need new patellas, the way I stay Neilling so much.

*banging on the bricks* for the love of god montressor, what's the wifi password

Today I told a worker that "Mr Swordman is an expert at swinging swords, but that doesn't mean he knows the laws regarding sword ownership in Fartsmell, Ohio where you live."

I could be easily outnumbered by two or more men

good evening. jd vance was a 42 year experiment conducted by uc berkeley to provoke lapsed catholics into defending the papacy. the experiment is now complete. thank you

Bank like "we're processing your payment." MF I moved money from YOU to YOU. What is taking 3 days

Further proof that union labor is the only defense against consolidated greed.

We shall see Shel by the sea shore

Got a cute megalodon toy to put by my meg teeth in my display case, and it comes with a cute little vook where Patton the Megalodon introduces himself and talks about what megs were and how they went extinct. Its cool cause he opens his mouth so he can look amazed by his teeth. :v

local kids convinced me to "go full Nagel" and jump into a vat of chemicals down at the old refinery but when I finally managed to climb out all my hair fell out and they started calling me "Powder"

with the diarrhea surplus there’s no better time than now to bring back Chump of the Week

The cat: go to sleep early I got a big 330 am scream planned Me: yes boss

Tried copying a file and got a "lol that drive doesn't exist" error, so immediately I go into oh shit mode. Before a potentially bad drive was ok I guess I dont eat out this month. Now it's ok I guess I rob a bank or something.

i love it when you change to a larger size in an online t shirt shop and it's like "that'll be $2 more for all the extra cotton, you bloated monster"

Yeah I got parasites. And those two web sites are webMD dot com slash diarrhea and discountdiarrheamedicinewarehouse dot biz.

Diarrhea this, diarrhea that. Did you know if you die in the Matrix, you diarrhea life?

Subway just charged me 18 dollars for a footlong sub, so now I'm gonna eat it in my hot car so that when I die I can ask God what the fuck game he thinks he's playing.

If your laptop keyboard has no numpad you are an enemy of my wrists, and the people

Buying a backpack off of Olde Timey Amazon, call that 23 SHRRADOO

Me, when the dishes still arent done after leaving them to be done later by some unknown person: wow time really is a flat circle, huh

A slave patrol argument if ever there was one. The free movement of racialized people does not make them intrinsically dangerous. That is a racist lie designed to promote terror & legitimize violence & plunder.

Finally hooked up my PS5 again for the first time since a day or two after I got it. I am a failure to my youthful self. 😔

project 2025, 2026, 2027 all of you let them do this cause you didn't give a fuck and didn't think it'd affect "real" people. stuff all your somber recitations of "first they came for" up your collective ass

This is HUGE news for families and care providers.

Dont think of it as going back into the closet, think of it as

Adrian Street returns to his father's coal mine as a star - one of the most iconic wrestling photos of all time, and described by Turner Prize winning artist Jeremy Deller as "the most important photograph taken in Britain after the war". varioussmallfires.co.uk/2014/06/25/o...

Someone talked about someone named Hunter and posted a screenshot and I liked the post, ans then the person in the screenshot blocked me hours later. Pettier than Tom

We let them get away with murdering two people and they've realized that and this is going to become common now.

ICE shot someone in the fucking face in Biddeford, Maine this morning fuck ICE forever my heart goes out to their friends and family. maine is like a big small town and i’m from that area. there’s a nonzero chance that someone i know was affected by this. i’m just so mad. ACAB and FUCK ICE

[Me after getting thrown out of a bar] I own this bar, actually

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

Dont worry, the ship will bring him back

"this aint my first rodeo" -cruel to animals -irreverent of Garth Brooks' 1991 hit Rodeo -requires awareness of proper rodeo count society has never defined "This aint my first dollop of daisy" -delicious -everyone knows that 1 dollop is the amount that gets you hooked -do a dollop do do a dollop

Every time I walk by my display case I am reminded of how I have yet to adequately pose the sword chain on my Ivy statue, but then I remember that Namco never bothered to fix Ivy's command throws in SC2 HD Online to not show the chain, so I am still ahead of the game both figuratively and literally.

In another universe we could have had Calmy Roderick Piper

THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING

If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him; if you beat the Muta on road, you are the AWA Intercontinental Champion.

tired of this busted ass wraith trying to lazily haunt me to the sound of someone’s nephew horsing around on the theramin. have some fun with it, jumpscare me in the middle of an absolute fire fucking banger. maybe try gasolina by daddy yankee

oh no. people are rediscovering The Newsroom and talk like it wasnt the pinnacle of sorkin stupid bullshit

I love when the rail crossing closes and then for 15 minutes a train goes by slowly, then slows to a stop. Then 5 minutes later it begins moving again, only backwards this time for reasons that escape me.