British colloquialisms are crazy. We call that dryjacking on this side of the pond

With every death of a beloved old actor, it's worth it to look at their wikipedia page on the start of their career. Notice how when they started, they could literally afford both money and time to act while working shit jobs. They didn't have to get 3 jobs just to pay both rent and bills.

Dumbass fucker in this show is underwater in an ancient submarine after some painting and he's boohooing about how the medals another character is stealing from dead nazis "belong to them" come off it

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I used to use Barrier for multi-pc mouse & keyboard sharing but then promptly forgot about it once I didnt need it anymore. Then I was using Remote Mouse on android/ipad but got so damn tired of not having access to important shortcut keys, so now I'm on MS' Mouse Without Borders and it works great.

Now the question is are these people cpoints fans, fans of keeping visual c runtimes as separate downloads, or what

So fuckin tired of having to manually download the Visual C++ runtimes. Just fuckin include it with windows and push it with windows update. All the stupid fuckin shit I dont want you include and this you leave out. Have I already said this I am having deja vu.

you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”

not to get too conspiracy theorist, but it does feel like the epstein files (& donald trump), the genocide of enormous numbers of children in gaza, & elon musk’s child porn generator all happening at once is like… us capitalism really hitting its final commandment: no safety for children.

So many people I know have gone out of their way to tell me how much they trust/listen to/like/etc this rich shit and I'm just like why would you tell me this. It's like taking the Chinese exchsnge student to the Panda Express. What are you doing.

I also added support for old (really old) Android phones, like starting at Android 8 (Oreo), which is API 26. Dates from 2017. If you happen to have such an old phone, it's likely due to budget constraints. Maybe this is important for you, hence the app should work there as well.

time was, something “wonky” was fucked up and not working properly. i guess that hasn’t changed

I've seen "wonk" twice today already. I'm out.

is there gas in the car? yes there's gas in the caarr

Was I hypnotized by some svengali to have to piss any time my hands touch water, or any time I ser a toilet? This has to be psychosomatic.

Going back through the Taco Bell drive thru because they didnt put enough superglue on my flatbread and I was actually able to remove it from the wrapper

finally, glasses for dreamworks characters

Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws. Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.

i would burn the entire world to the ground for this weird, stupid creature

I wish these little shits knew I would die for them but they just think I'm the weird big cat they can yell at and climb on.

After struggling for an hour trying to make the camera Bisco-proof by attaching it to a spare gisnt vesa mount plateI had lying around I gave up and just stood it up in the corner. The 1st half hour was me finding out my spare cam was Bisco'd until it broke.

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

Taking bets on how long the Temple of Lovesac remains in this spot. 1 year? 2?

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Ah yes, the Molex Ignitionmaster 5000, just like I have on all my other electric devices oh wait no, no those have normal fuckin plugs ehat the hell is this stupid fucking design and why is it not just a normal plug?

Of course Bisco. Of course you would want to climb inside the chair's machinery. Of course you would want to install this fear in me, your loving mother. I will put a goddamn camera under there you little shit, you will not get Mangled on my watch no matter how much you think that would be fun.

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I like the first Silent Hill movie and the 2nd was ok, but this new one I dunno. It's been years since I played 2, and the ones I like most (Shattered Memories, Homecoming, Downpour) are ones that people hate, but I dunno. Maybe it'll steer into something in the 2nd half on on subsequent watches.

Is this orca Ceto or Ceto's kid? If it's Ceto how did it get from the tank to the sea in a big atoll trap. How can the whale be trapped in the atoll when there's a dry hump of sand it can beach across? How can it survive in the atoll where there's clearly no food? It would eat a fuckton a day.

We have reached the point in Killer Whale where the supporting character reveals it was all her fault, opting for the "I orchestrated the event" over the usual "I had sex with your man."

Me, with 8 10T's in a dedicated NAS that I never use: "oh wow I hope that that UniFi drive app runs on the DMP so I can put this spare 4T drive in it and-"

This is so important.

What episode of Landman is this?

imagine thinking voting is meaningful in a world thats gotten so bad that your only means of change is to pick your favorite pedophile

Jurassic Park 2 - Rex and the City

Free Halloween name: Cursedie Alley

God gives His most plugged-in toasters to His most wet-bathtub-standing children.

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Yesterday I eoke up and the youtube on the tv had somehow gotten to some Frozen unicorn dsnce party kids show, and as I'm clearing my eyes and waking up I see the eagle character is doing the Norman Smiley hit-it-from-the-back dance and I'm like what is going on here

It would really be scary if Friday the 13th was on the same day as Halloween one year

*Dusty Rhodes voice* Daddeh I learned tha thecrets of the Pharaohs and gained withzdom from sages, I thilkthcreen bootleg t-shirts at the Foahd Road Rock of Ages.

Using a bottle of Evian to moisten toilet paper for my wiping use because this stupid toilet doesnt have a bidet. When I think of the many ways I have wiped my ass it brings to mind Dusty Rhodes' "wined and dined with Kings and Queens, slept in the alley eatin pork and beans"

💻: Do you want to get updates from a local mirror? It's usually faster. 👩🏼: Sure. 💻: Ok tell me a local mirror, then. 👩🏼: You want me to tell you one? You know where I am, you tell ME one. Dont you *know?* Aren't you Linux?

Linux like "please remove the install media and press enter" and then you do and it shows you a media error before rebooting. I'm gonna start a channel like the home inspection guy with the hand on the stick who points at busted shit

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

I saw a beast with ten horns and seven heads rising out of the blackness of the sea. On its horns hung ten crowns, and on its heads were inscribed blasphemous names.

The cabinet told me to “insert coin,” and I laughed in her face, I don’t give the opps any quarter, y’all musta fucked around and forgot I was the original GameFAQs, this dipshit had the nerve to ask me what that stood for, last words he heard was “stands for “fuckin asinine question.””