(Kurt Cobain voice) HEY! GAYS! It’s start of Pride today

Good morning

telling somebody that youre sorry about being late for dinner but you need to punish your pet cockateel bird for jacking off in front of you

Lets read the comments of this clip from King of New York on Instagram. I'm sure that will not cause me psychic damage.

I have to be up, dressed, and 3 miles away to pick up my mom for her kidney surgery in like 2 and a half hours but instead of trying to sleep I'm sitting in my messy livingroom watching a video of Splinter Cell Blacklist, and repeatedly farting into the stream of a box fan on the floor. Happy Pride

Just watched the Taco Bell CEO talk about how excited he was “for the storytelling opportunity” around their chicken nuggets. Just insane bullshit but it’s also its own orthodoxy. The corporate class is a secular priesthood and to witness their madness is to know this is something to actively oppose

How do I make sure this dumb app is not hiding people from me based on some nonsense.

Does the fist gripping the lightning in the PRIDE FC logo look enough like a B to where if the PR and DE were swapped for LG and TQ it wouldn't look like bi-erasure or no? Asking for a friend

Horror movie where the guy on the phone does an accurate uuh and convinces the guy who answered that he IS Master P, and now we spend the rest pf the run time in extreme tension as to who is the real P. Extremely slowed-down horn hits from Make Em Say Uhh play in the preview

Surrender (k.d. lang track from the end of Tomorrow Never Dies) You Know My Name And this www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_gx...

Donald Sutherland was really good at starring in 70’s horror movies named something like “Don’t You Dare” or “The Thing That’s Bad” and it’s always the most fucked up shit you’ve ever seen

When you convert someone to Bidet Life but they get one of these you feel like Obi Wan when Anakin killed all those kids. These things are fuckin pieces of shit and only a new entrant into That Life would think they're good. I'm 6'3" - I can't put my ass on the seat AND my dick in the hole!

guy who doesnt know what an elephant is at all, voice shaking: we have to talk about the fucked up monster in the room

cannot say emphatically enough how you should not fall for their lies. do not go j/o with this

Delete your linktree, but also: don't just replace it with a similar service or with a website builder! A "list of links" page is the PERFECT introduction to making and *owning* your home on the web. It's super easy, and you keep (almost) full control. Please hmu if you want pointers!

2am reheated fish and chips fish filet thing I dunno what you call it but when its 2 days old and microwaved for 20 seconds so its psrt hot part cold? That's my shit

Why dont you put this one up in the upper left corner too. Hide it behind a cascaded menu on the 2nd tier too while you're at it.

Fucking love that the long press isnt enabled to show me the save. Yes indeed, ease hide the save in a menu literally the farthest point from where my thumb is gonna be normally. Great design. I am very tired of being told I should respect shit like this.

Tonight on the way home a cop rode my ass for 2 miles like he was being towed behind me before he did a sudden turnaround. It was like when the sharks in Banjo Kazooie chase you back to the beach, but instead of a cool shark, it's the cop who escorted the guys who stole your car out of the city.

it's been long enough since the last time that mods have let their guard down against rare worfs and aren't expecting anyone to post them right now

Adding friction to saving images is an affront to the basic principles of Online. Looking at you, Google Image Search

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love

am now advising against this

Every fucking day I have to deal with some new shit. Now saving images is behind a ... menu instead of just a save image button? Why was this change necessary.

ZIP CODES ARE COORDINATES. THE FIVE DIGITS ARE COMPASS POINTS PLUS DEPTH. MINE PUTS ME TWO HUNDRED FEET BELOW MY OWN KITCHEN. I HAVE STARTED DIGGING. MY NEIGHBOR ASKED WHY. I TOLD HIM. HE IS DIGGING TOO. WE WAVE AT EACH OTHER FROM OUR HOLES. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I HAVE BEEN TO ANOTHER MAN IN YEARS

"...or has it just begun?" shut up Queensryche, that line sucks shit.

we used to have AL PASTOR but now instead we have AI PASTORS

cannibal that only eats economists because their money astrology makes the butt cheeks meat taste like teriyaki

I clearly need to finish Twilight of the Warriors, as they're making fancy toys of the characters now

They announced a new lineup

We watched Night of the Juggler last night and I dunno what the title refers to outside of the song at the concert at the end but I really enjoyed it. Not sure why I've never heard of it before, especially considering the car chase at the beginning.

We need to end the trend of extremely bad sounding fake online brands like “MICOLY” and “VUFOXT” and instead return to strong sounding brands like “Dongguan Thermoplastic Industrial Concern, Ltd.”

when I'm going down on your grandma

"I wrote an article for substack." No you didnt you wrote a blog post on fashjournal. Come on now.

“Unreconstructed South by Southwest.” Pretend I said that when they announced the big Trump music festival instead of only thinking of it just now

*moody blues voice*

this little fox was playing with his brothers but they scooted.into the ditch so I only got this one on camera

Getting high off your own supply: wholesale price, low risk, probably not going to make a massive difference if you're moving weight, promotes familiarity with your own product Getting high off someone else's supply: retail, chance of a bust, supplier FOMO, etc

V for Vendetta scene where V takes out Dr Surridge, except it's me waking up the asshole who said Garbage couldnt play King of the World because "thats a different band" to show them Djerv somehow playing an Animal Alpha song.

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a time-honored tradition for key affiliates of disintegrating Nazi regimes

Sharing this again: armthedolls.com/so-you-want-to-buy-a-gun

i had a job interview this week and the hiring manager said to me "we have a corporate ban on generative AI. is that ok?" and i could have wept. yes i think that would be ok

youtu.be/diYAc7gB-0A?... 🎶and after all this time🎶

i was such an avid reader of stuff i did not even get CLOSE to understanding as a kid and all it did was make me read more, and ask more questions about the world. there's a concerted effort from almost every consolidated power on this planet to make people less curious!!!!

Ethnostates are nazi states.