Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

This beautiful bird is known around the Tampa metro area for incredibly erotic acrobatic dancing, especially when Ginuwine is playing

The big news outlets (NYT, ABC, etc.) often dismiss their critics, particularly people who use social media. But the coverage of last night's speech was actually pretty honest---and therefore scathing. People on here and other places demanding less false equivalence/both sides are getting results.

this is not true. the palace at Pylos had an IMAX dome (technically Omnimax, but operating under the IMAX brand) but we do not know if it was broadly accessible to more than just the wanax.

Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh

it has not even been a year

Amusing myself by imagining the nuclear level of lese majeste (and transparently performative outrage) that would erupt from Parker and every single other media 'star' if a Democrat ever spoke to a female reporter like this

Here's the bill by @asmmarkgonzalez.bsky.social!

ICE does not give a single shit who you are, how long you’ve lived here, or how hard you’ve worked. They are coming for ALL of us. They are armed with fear, force, and zero accountability. The public execution of Renee was a fucking disgusting abuse of power and a complete disregard for human life.

California is debating legislation right now that would ban all ICE employees from ever being hired by a public agency for life. This is good and next year's Democratic House needs to provide a full roster of ICE employees to help facilitate state efforts like this one.

the electability argument is constantly being made by the people who lost to donald trump and george w bush a combined 4 times. maybe they dont know what the fuck they're talking about

Beautiful

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/

My friend the Michigan Strangler has died. A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people. We used to go to Arby's. Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."

This latest killing is another example. The victim wasn't even undocumented, but had a work visa and a Social Security number. Underscore these facts with anyone in your life making excuses for ICE. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

lindsey graham was an evil fucker who liked to blow up brown people > lindsey graham gave evil fuckers power because they blackmailed him about his sexuality

Fuck the monkey paw, honestly it can eat shit

When a politician dies, they weren't your friend, you aren't close to their family, they are not owed your polite fictions or any obligation to not speak ill of them. They were public figures who wielded immense power and their death is as good an occasion as any to say what you think of them.

that's rfk jr's lane

I think the worst part of this mealy mouthed shit take is that it goes on for two more posts afterwards. Stfu man! He helped terrorize people across this entire state via ICE! He cut our healthcare! I don’t give a fuck about his sense of humor! Fuck you!

If you ever got attacked in school and then as you develop a black eye were A) told by the Vice Principal that trying to push your attacker away "started the fight" and B) got the same punishment as your attacker probably feels like I do reading tributes to that fuckin' guy from Dems this morning

Remember these things come in threes!

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

I think in our grief it’s important to remember that Lindsay Graham lived long enough to see the Iran War he and John McCain dreamed of for decades finally happen, and to see it utterly shit the bed.

Me looking at literally 100% of the news tonight:

ACAB includes VAR

VAR attacked the US Capitol on January 6th

VAR is single ply toilet paper at the airport

VAR tells you "we have root beer" when you asked for Dr. Pepper

sometimes people ask me what I want from the media that they're not already doing and "defend Americans' rights to democracy, freedom, civil rights etc the same way they defend Israel's right to exist as a Jewish state" would be basically what I'd ask for.

This is the part of the story where you are reminded Biden had a plan to do a lot of these things, and was thwarted by Dems in Congress. Talk all you want about Republicans, you have elect a Dem Congress that wants it too. Incumbents have to go.

Law clearly has never tried to buy something at Intuit Dome HIYOOO ZING COMEDY but seriously you guys know what I'm talking about

Toronto clearly thinks there's a greater than zero chance they won't have to trade to get Kawhi, but the jokes on them, the gods HATE Clipper fans. At this rate the NBA will determine They Did That Shit, but instead of voiding his contract they'll force Kawhi to finish his career with the Clippers.

sometimes you need to protect yourself

this is what "my good friends across the aisle" got us.

Rank misogyny masquerading as a criticism of journalism. Racicot saying that Platner had "'taken something that I said as an invitation' before she subsequently texted him not to come over" was an accurate description of the texts' content.

Somehow I suspect the solution won't be "restore the quality of the food and experience as it was before Yum Brands ruined it." Consumer tastes didn't "shift," Pizza Hut was turned into absolute garbage.

great piece, especially this part.

Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups.

ahhhhhhhh! ah!

With ALT

I have been writing about the clippers all offseason but don’t really promote my stuff anymore. Anyway, here are some thoughts on the Clippers signing Rui Hachimura, a solid player and deal who I don’t think will help with any of the Clippers’ biggest issues. 213hoops.com/clippers-sig...

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

Things aren’t looking good for the U.S. right now, but even if they win, Trump tainted their victory. youtube.com/shorts/1PMw5...

Looks like Trump has a good shot of establishing a "sabotage a good team" dynasty today

Yes. Also Platner sucks shit but he also broke out talking shit on Schumer at the exact moment literally every leadership Dem in the country was not only refusing to fight but actively trying to prevent their voters from fighting. The blame lies first with the party elders who chose to simp.

Welp. Again.

Listen the left has a whole bunch of men who just want to be allowed to be aggressive assholes without people telling them they're aggressive assholes is that so wrong