sometimes people ask me what I want from the media that they're not already doing and "defend Americans' rights to democracy, freedom, civil rights etc the same way they defend Israel's right to exist as a Jewish state" would be basically what I'd ask for.

This is the part of the story where you are reminded Biden had a plan to do a lot of these things, and was thwarted by Dems in Congress. Talk all you want about Republicans, you have elect a Dem Congress that wants it too. Incumbents have to go.

Law clearly has never tried to buy something at Intuit Dome HIYOOO ZING COMEDY but seriously you guys know what I'm talking about

Toronto clearly thinks there's a greater than zero chance they won't have to trade to get Kawhi, but the jokes on them, the gods HATE Clipper fans. At this rate the NBA will determine They Did That Shit, but instead of voiding his contract they'll force Kawhi to finish his career with the Clippers.

sometimes you need to protect yourself

this is what "my good friends across the aisle" got us.

Rank misogyny masquerading as a criticism of journalism. Racicot saying that Platner had "'taken something that I said as an invitation' before she subsequently texted him not to come over" was an accurate description of the texts' content.

Somehow I suspect the solution won't be "restore the quality of the food and experience as it was before Yum Brands ruined it." Consumer tastes didn't "shift," Pizza Hut was turned into absolute garbage.

great piece, especially this part.

Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups.

ahhhhhhhh! ah!

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I have been writing about the clippers all offseason but don’t really promote my stuff anymore. Anyway, here are some thoughts on the Clippers signing Rui Hachimura, a solid player and deal who I don’t think will help with any of the Clippers’ biggest issues. 213hoops.com/clippers-sig...

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

Things aren’t looking good for the U.S. right now, but even if they win, Trump tainted their victory. youtube.com/shorts/1PMw5...

Looks like Trump has a good shot of establishing a "sabotage a good team" dynasty today

Yes. Also Platner sucks shit but he also broke out talking shit on Schumer at the exact moment literally every leadership Dem in the country was not only refusing to fight but actively trying to prevent their voters from fighting. The blame lies first with the party elders who chose to simp.

Welp. Again.

Listen the left has a whole bunch of men who just want to be allowed to be aggressive assholes without people telling them they're aggressive assholes is that so wrong

Goddammit can't Democratic men have just one alpha sex criminal of their own to look up to

Gallego spends the summer walking back odious endorsements like the sobbing guy in Boogie Nights whose cocaine keeps killing people

I think this really leans to the true answer of the "how did this guy even become the nominee to begin with?" question-- because ultimately his outsider, anti-establishment image resonated with Maine Democrats who felt like for the first time in forever someone actually WANTED to beat Susan Collins.

Pro tip: Nazi tattoos should be dealbreakers because keeping a Nazi tattoo indicates the worst possible judgment.

*taps the open mic night mic* It's time for Platner to Swalwell his pride

He's one of the undead now, I'mma call him Lich McConnell

Looks like an obvious prelude to him dropping out, but I'm guessing like Swalwell he's gonna spend a day or two hoping this will go away. Either way fuck off nazi www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

Wait so the guy with nazi tattoos turns out to have a lot of other fucked up shit in his past, this was impossible to predict

Yeah he has to go. They have corroboration and it’s not someone with shady motivations. www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

In the well-over 100,000 documents written by founders included in the Founders Online database from the National Archives, no one uses the phrase "God's noble experiment." No one.

We need a sleep aid app but it's just a supercut of all the fine print health risks at the end of a pharmaceutical ad slowed down 20%

Reminded that Trump was the one who originally wanted to ban TikTok after kids on TikTok reserved a bunch of fake seats for a rally, leaving an empty stadium. And then the Democrats handed him the ban (because they were upset that kids were saying mean things about Israel) for Trump to "save."

Oh whenever I’ve been out for the US games I wear my USWNT gear because people should know the only US team I support is the one with four stars on the crest

Because rich people set political policy by way of bribes, and people will submit 1000 job applications without getting a single reply, for starters

I always laugh when idiots here claim America has some kind of special great warrior culture. Read history. We ain't unique when it comes to skill at arms. What we are best at is entertainment. Rap and rock will outlast the U.S. Army in human memory.

Like any given Medal of Honor recipient says a hell of a lot less about what makes this nation unique than the life of Chuck Berry or Biggie Smalls

This is why the embracing of AI, monopolization of entertainment companies, attempts to kill careers and companies because they're ~woke~ and a thousand other minor decisions is ultimately the most destructive thing the current fash regime is doing in terms of the US long-term power and presence IMO

Neymar giving

Basically Trump doing to the UMNT what he did to the Knicks (trying real hard to ruin the fun for everyone who isn't a Nazi)

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My favorite corollary to this is you can always tell when the Fox News folks are getting scared about the elections when they start doing roundtable discussions on which incumbent Democrats are actually good, decent people all of a sudden.

Larry for president and God king for real

The real reason to limit migration is pragmatic. Unlimited migration could get unwieldy fast. But if we admit that, then we can admit that we have a lot more room to grow and could make it easier. So instead racists pretend theirs is an argument about "fairness," which is so incredibly dumb.

That's why I always lose it with people who petulantly argue that citizenship should be earned by immigrants or their children. Okay, asshole, you first! Oh wait, you were born here? You just got it? So why can't that be true for other people? (Because racism, of course, but they won't say that.)

more like "Incredibly Cool and Good Al" variety.com/2026/biz/new...

Just call me St Pius 'cause I'm APOSTATE Feel like a winner when I illegally CONSECRATE

The blue tea party started the moment they passed the Laken Riley Act. You'd have had to have been a moron to maintain high trust for the party after that. That charismatic candidates can scoop up that dissatisfaction and push it towards technocratic ends is excellent news!