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The Eternal Lowbie they/them detroit av by
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my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john" me: sure man i guess
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now this is is Winning
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"abloo abloo abloo i can't believe we won abloo abloo abloo" -the democratic party
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2 days ago
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in a just world this would mean we'd never have to hear from him again. unfortunately we're going to be hearing from him much much more
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3 days ago
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4 days ago
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smoke weed every day
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4 days ago
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Argo 🍄 // coms open ♡
11 days ago
✨JUNE / JULY COMMISSIONS✨ Hiiii, It's that time again! I'm finishing up my current com batch and starting a new one over the next week. 2 slots are already taken, so i'm only looking to take on about 2 more!
ko-fi.com/argovelaart/...
vgen.co/argovelaart
argovelaart.carrd.co
[email protected]
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5 days ago
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after vomiting violently from the worst food poisoning of my life me, weakly, to no one: duff gardens huhraaah wife: you don't have to make everything a show me: goku didn't have to let vegeta live wife: i hope this kills you
6 days ago
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i can finally be free of these buckets and buckets of golf balls in my house
9 days ago
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the daily wire presents the new thriller "the woke bean"
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10 days ago
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The Woke Post Finder
10 days ago
"How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?"
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we can finally transfer your mom's nudes
12 days ago
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i need group chats so i can workshop my posts about how i don't use drafts
15 days ago
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jimprov
15 days ago
火車
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ah, they've finally given you all the dbz training chamber but for driving yourself insane
16 days ago
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the fourth humor, black, is coffee
17 days ago
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still under the "noel goes to hooters" title card despite it all
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17 days ago
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"the president's cadre of freaks and mutants keep falling for things"
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23 days ago
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in a universe where barack obama played alonzo in training day: you know im uhhhh surgical with this bitch, jake
25 days ago
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we used to have AL PASTOR but now instead we have AI PASTORS
28 days ago
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*moody blues voice*
29 days ago
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no they arent
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about 1 month ago
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it seems im left with no choice but to make this myself
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about 1 month ago
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all those extra dots are just the different types of racism conservatives have developed
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about 1 month ago
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🎶can share the bleet can share the bleet can share the bleet! yeaaahh! can share the bleet! 🎶
about 1 month ago
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ok nicotine people, that's it. you're all being sent to a disgusting island until you can learn to behave yourselves
about 1 month ago
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phage
about 2 months ago
Please consider listening to my song I released today written about the total solar eclipse
open.spotify.com/track/3UdhgY...
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Path to Totality
https://open.spotify.com/track/3UdhgYmvM4tfZSdawdbXKS?si=bpl-5H5XQvOUf2tXO-elZg
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let's all be completely honest here: onstad is absolutely the type of guy who thinks ai can improve your work
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about 1 month ago
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av update courtesy of
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about 1 month ago
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Ra's al Dolezal
about 2 months ago
Did anyone else's phone just ding
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constantly changing
9 months ago
my wife looking for vengeance against whoever ate all the tortillas (it was me)
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it's fine. i don't look like i did 20 years ago either. be critical of him for other things (27 year age gap between him and his wife)
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about 2 months ago
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wow chicago what a place! an entire city of drivers always in the wrong lane!
about 2 months ago
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disney, when the baby yoda movie biffs it
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about 2 months ago
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beany tuesday
about 2 months ago
Superhuman Safety Squad #4 [1/2]
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Kenny Logins
about 2 months ago
as a learned ſage these days it ſeems like i ſpend moſt of my time just trying to ward off the ſummoned daemons that younger ſcribes and moneyed haruſpices are always going on about. i would nay truſt the honeyed tongues of these leſser devils to check my ſpells, the grimoire is right there, ſſs
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tabletop game store but it'd have the best bathrooms on the planet. individual enclosed stalls with top of the line ventilation and drainage. cleaned by blasting the whole thing with disinfectant and then hosing it out
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2 months ago
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great, i was looking for a new way we could drive ourselves more insane
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2 months ago
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ill never forget how he did all those ads for the iphone that threatened people into using it and told them it was inevitable, a trend that's followed with every new technology developed since
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2 months ago
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is there a reason Falk doesn't appear twice? reasoning is the "late 90s" Columbo
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2 months ago
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WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
2 months ago
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*handing menu to server* ill have the chopped unc salad
2 months ago
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Doing the mario burnt ass scream after sitting on my balls!!
2 months ago
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*slowly drifting into the oncoming lane* time to do battle
2 months ago
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pope leo is weak to FAIRY and DARK!
2 months ago
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albanian eric adams fans really rubbing it in the faces of bosnian eric adams fans right now
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3 months ago
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"i did not know the close friends of my husband, the tremendous pedophile and sex predator. this was definitely at the front of the american people's minds and needed to be addressed"
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