old saint catface
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The Eternal Lowbie they/them detroit
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my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john" me: sure man i guess
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about 5 hours ago
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our very similar old lady doesn't care for clothes either but she gets cold real easy
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8 days ago
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live event he demanded. camera pans to him and he's clearly gone
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8 days ago
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when the starbucks barista doesn't call out "charlie kirk"
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9 days ago
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asking the dog if he is "nature's oaf" and a "naturally occurring oaf"
10 days ago
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hillary maga turn incoming
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11 days ago
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phage
11 days ago
Audio sneak peek of a song of mine I am recording set to my morning commute
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this worthless flattery once again proves it: it is impossible to take a decent photo of elon "elon musk" musk
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12 days ago
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oh cool is the federal government going to invest in better formula or make it more accessi ooops no just eugenics again
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15 days ago
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ovine grace
16 days ago
Great question! From the information I could find online, it's unlikely that Mr. T (né Laurence Tureaud) actually ate your testicles, but I can't discount the possibility.
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when u drop a spoon in the kitchen at 3am
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Ra's al Dolezal
21 days ago
Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen! Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy? Max: ram I being retained?
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a union man proud of his work
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21 days ago
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22 days ago
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gamers
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24 days ago
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now, imagine, if you will, these "horsez" with eyes and a mouth
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27 days ago
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i really thought the mcdonalds drive thru was peak happy trump
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about 1 month ago
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out of curiosity, what conservative policies have we ever looked back on and said "yes, that was a good idea".
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about 1 month ago
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me, being honked at: look pal, it's not a perfect system. there's gonna be mistakes me, honking: you motherfucker you dumb motherfucker how can anyone be this fucking stupid you stupid piece of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
about 1 month ago
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republicans held 10,000 votes to abolish the aca and in the end it was the dems who destroyed it lol
about 1 month ago
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Kenny Logins
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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im told that on his death bed that dick cheney -did not- receive the light of islam and uhhh *flipping quickly through several pages on a clipboard before looking back up* i can't read any of what he actually said here. thanks for coming
about 2 months ago
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Kenny Logins
over 1 year ago
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Little Pooter
about 2 years ago
Me (entering building): ok, three potentially hostile males.. two potentially hostile females.. exit is behind me, stairs look defensib— *fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
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Kenny Logins
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DIWALI IS HERE!
2 months ago
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i loved playing games on my rjen ejemslekchk, especially on my [] [] [] [] [] [] [] brand tv
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2 months ago
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AAAAHHH DONALD TRUMP WAS OUT ON THE ROOF AGAIN BUT THEY DIDN'T SEE HIM OOOHH NOOOOO
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2 months ago
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my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john" me: sure man i guess
2 months ago
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S H I T on the right knuckles, W I P E on the left
2 months ago
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Terror-Billy
2 months ago
So I feel like a sack of shit for doing this, but I’m in a real bad spot and need some help. My financial situation is turbo fucked, and digging my way out isn’t working. Please help. Even just RTing and spreading the word helps!
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Donate to Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy, organized by Sean Ridenour
My name is Sean, and I’ve fallen way behind on my credit card paymen… Sean Ridenour needs your support for Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy
https://gofund.me/6e4c01de8
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the only twitter group chats i was added to were irony poisoned ones named shit like "rp your fav peanuts characters but as members of the aum shinrikyo"
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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display name for all the football fans out there: peyton goatmanning
2 months ago
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the world is so small to these freaks
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3 months ago
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if you're seriously thinking of going to mastodon, just buy a something awful account instead
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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you are rich enough to hire an army of ukrainian mercenaries loyal only to you and push the federal government out of illinois
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3 months ago
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pomchi barfed and started eating it. boxer mix came to sniff and the pomchi snarled at him. my wife told her no one wants to eat your barf but the boxer mix does. he definitely does
3 months ago
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it's like everyone forgot this was originally an @jack venture
3 months ago
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you can't put that on a birth certificate because he's dead
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3 months ago
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Rick AND morty?? in this economy???
3 months ago
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oh my god i think this is supposed to be a golf turf divot repair tool
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3 months ago
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new bluesky tos is out
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3 months ago
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who are these losers trying to court if not us cause i got bad news: twitter exists and you can post "whatever" you want over there and the world's richest man will tell you that it's le epic to the max
3 months ago
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childe brain elon shit
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3 months ago
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Kenny Logins
3 months ago
people think she got the power 'cause she got the chimps. nope. she got the power 'cause she’d let the chimps loose. they don’t UNDERSTAND they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand HER. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands CHIMPS
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get his ass, ma'am
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3 months ago
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