old uncle catface
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The Eternal Lowbie they/them detroit
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my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john" me: sure man i guess
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Ra's al Dolezal
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Did anyone else's phone just ding
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constantly changing
7 months ago
my wife looking for vengeance against whoever ate all the tortillas (it was me)
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it's fine. i don't look like i did 20 years ago either. be critical of him for other things (27 year age gap between him and his wife)
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3 days ago
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wow chicago what a place! an entire city of drivers always in the wrong lane!
4 days ago
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disney, when the baby yoda movie biffs it
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11 days ago
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i.m. zumphry
14 days ago
Hi all. Hate to have to ask for help again, but just updated my fundraiser to include what I need to get through May. Also including an additional goal (after bills and groceries) to start saving for a new phone.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zayne...
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ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
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Donate to Help Zayne and Pooh survive 2026, organized by Zayne Humphrey-Taylor
May 2026 Update: Hi all, Once again, I want to thank everyone who helpe… Zayne Humphrey-Taylor needs your support for Help Zayne and Pooh survive 2026
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-zayne-and-pooh-survive-2026
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beany tuesday
13 days ago
Superhuman Safety Squad #4 [1/2]
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Kenny Logins
14 days ago
as a learned ſage these days it ſeems like i ſpend moſt of my time just trying to ward off the ſummoned daemons that younger ſcribes and moneyed haruſpices are always going on about. i would nay truſt the honeyed tongues of these leſser devils to check my ſpells, the grimoire is right there, ſſs
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tabletop game store but it'd have the best bathrooms on the planet. individual enclosed stalls with top of the line ventilation and drainage. cleaned by blasting the whole thing with disinfectant and then hosing it out
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17 days ago
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great, i was looking for a new way we could drive ourselves more insane
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19 days ago
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ill never forget how he did all those ads for the iphone that threatened people into using it and told them it was inevitable, a trend that's followed with every new technology developed since
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20 days ago
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is there a reason Falk doesn't appear twice? reasoning is the "late 90s" Columbo
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21 days ago
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WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
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*handing menu to server* ill have the chopped unc salad
25 days ago
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Tortured by Mages
27 days ago
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*slowly drifting into the oncoming lane* time to do battle
29 days ago
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pope leo is weak to FAIRY and DARK!
29 days ago
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albanian eric adams fans really rubbing it in the faces of bosnian eric adams fans right now
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about 1 month ago
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"i did not know the close friends of my husband, the tremendous pedophile and sex predator. this was definitely at the front of the american people's minds and needed to be addressed"
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about 1 month ago
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i.m. zumphry
about 1 month ago
Hi everyone. Once again need help surviving the month, at the worst time (especially as gofundme is currently having Issues even letting me update my fundraiser). Please help if you're able to:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zayne...
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ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
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this is an argument a woman has with her boyfriend on extreme cheapskates
youtu.be/qs27_4NFyIA
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about 1 month ago
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folks, folks! the civilization he's talking about ending tonight is the united states!
about 1 month ago
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phage
about 1 month ago
Got a new EP coming out called “Garden” with my band Annie in the Water on May 8th! Our single “Here Right Now” out this Friday, April 10th.
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jimprov
about 1 month ago
urp
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Juan Santapau
about 2 months ago
Messiah of Evil (1974)
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about 1 month ago
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looking at the pro price like
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about 2 months ago
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still doing the military cosplay while the tsa folk go to work with nothing but a polo and a burning desire to get through the week, just one more week, you can make it
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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yeah can i get the the uh head shape sampler platter?
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about 2 months ago
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amazing all the things that are deteriorating or we're losing that used to be shoe-ins for us, all because 100 guys wanted all the money
about 2 months ago
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probably not ok that god had $1,000 on venezuela to win tonight but too late now
about 2 months ago
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good time to remind gamers that not getting them hard is not an attack against them
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about 2 months ago
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you're going to see the usual freaks and cranks whining "what does a judge know about children's health" and the obvious response to that is what does rfkjr know about fukin anything
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about 2 months ago
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much like enacting the tariffs brought 100% of off shore manufacturing back to the united states, we must simply open our own strait of hormuz
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about 2 months ago
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what the fuck is happening. what is seeding this place with accounts that look identical doing for anyone
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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the "you'll get more conservative as you get older" types were right in the way that i think everyone in government is an idiot, hate everything they do, and don't want to pay my taxes because they're only spent on shit i don't want
about 2 months ago
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hey everyone, the faucet of boiling shit is running again!
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2 months ago
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in the year 2026, war was beginning
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2 months ago
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*donning flannel shirt and knit cap* time to LOG on
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2 months ago
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Kenny Logins
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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colin mochrie is lookin rough these days
3 months ago
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@ronniewhomp.bsky.social
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3 months ago
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president trump sir! i will continue paying the tariffs for you sir, and, for the nation...
3 months ago
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"official xbox magazine declares 'xbox awesome!'"
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3 months ago
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beany tuesday
3 months ago
Superhuman Safety Squad #3 (1/3)
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is there gas in the car? yes there's gas in the caarr
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3 months ago
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