Listen up Google. If I search “erotic disc golf” I’m looking for erotic disc golf. Do not change it to “adult disc golf” that’s different

THX1138

A whole load of presidental aides' workloads are getting a lot harder

TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,

I cannot describe how much I hate it when someone posts something and then says something like "Source: I saw it myself"

TLO ROLL CALL

‘The norms’

My boss told me employees keep eating his AI tokens so I asked what they use the AI tokens for and he said he just goes to the bank and pays the bill so I said it sounds like he’s just spending money on AI tokens and his legal and compliance department started crying

So the power plants stuff yesterday was all just bravado to make it look like he wasn't being forced into a cease fire and had instead forced Iran into a ceasefire by being Big and Strong

It is genuinely insane to me that all of this is not related to people going on strike

Finally, I can play Planetarion from my Fridge

Joke's on you, I know nothing about literally anything

Kenny doing a post review is it

here it is

Hey everyone I'm one of the producers for the big joel videos and I need to come clean: that isn't his hand holding the mic, it is a bespoke mic stand. We have to buy a new one for each video so that the jumper on the wrist matches the jumper he's wearing. It is what 90% of the patreon is spent on.

this archive of tweets is complete dogshit to scroll on mobile and frankly i cannot brook any competition

it's really crucial to the bully's "give me your lunch money" strategy that the bully not reveal to the target he needs the money to eat

Oh my god he is once again going to just walk away from it and then blame everyone else for the consequences.

I like that ‘crash, bang, ow’

I know it’s very trite but this is like when you’re doing a squad game and your team mate goes down from being a dickhead and is yelling at you in voice comms about how you need to rez him but also the only reason he even died is because you let him down and didn’t appreciate his sick skills

@senatorivy.com bsky.app/profile/scot...

excuse me WHAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4...

Telling everyone that I have won the after school fight but everyone who doesn’t want to walk me home to make sure I don’t get jumped by my attacker is a coward

'They were surrounded by family a friends at the time of passing' wow an intervention so rough it killed them

Unasked for punch up: "You're a neocon war hawktuah"

I don't think the Secretary of State for Justice should be allowed to say 'yeah sometimes it will cause people to be arrested for no reason, but I'm not worried about that'

This is what you do when you’re definitely winning a war

Runnah UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha! MIDA says no sleep til revolution. Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die. You know what to do QUEST In a single run: 🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught 🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you

Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.

Inconvenience stores

I have no idea who The Woke Ginger is and I have no intention of learning or caring

this is killing me lol

Didn't realise that Olivia Coleman is in Locke

He also manages, in his resignation letter, to blame the Iraq War and US intervention in Syria on “Israel and its powerful American lobby.” The cognitive dissonance in the isolationist wing of MAGA between loving Trump and hating this war is going to be resolved with a lot of antisemitism.

I am once again tapping the sign

Chris did a new episode of Not Even a Show because I was in Los Angeles, you’re welcome youtu.be/1kcQz8NEr5A?...

Dootle Dots Episode 1 "Welcome To Dot City Spaghetti" youtu.be/24khiNuF9u0

why won't my weak, pathetic and quite frankly very stupid friends, who i've been openly scheming against and trying to extort financially, help clean up the huge mess i made cause i thought, despite their warnings, if i dropped mentos into a two liter of pepsi it would be fine because i'm so strong

Esse é o futuro dos videogames com o DLSS 5

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

i still can't get over the fact that "should i say it? people don't want me to say it. i'm gonna say it. you want me to say it?" is a real thing that he does and not just a joke

much like enacting the tariffs brought 100% of off shore manufacturing back to the united states, we must simply open our own strait of hormuz

Ummmmm wow

clumsily stated on account of trying to cover a lot of bases here but: i really thought joe biden would be remembered as one of the worst presidents of my lifetime. two years later and it turns out: joe biden won't be remembered at all