felt so vindicated when I told my psychiatrist that every call I'm on is recorded and you can't say "I don't know" or else you lose customer confidence and likely get shitcanned and she replied like the scene in Office Space with "that's messed up."

The three genders, man, woman and 3D Model of A Face

Trump: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"

OMG, it’s more than that even… He never said that second part to robo-Teddy; instead robo-Teddy roasted him with a “That said,” and then he walked away

The footage

Oh no my decentralised protocol requires centralised account oversight

Harlen Coben's Death Race 2000

hey we found the paid protester

this story about people no showing an influencers party in nyc where she intended to give a whole speech could really benefit from mentioning what kind of influencer she is

Interesting that 'enormous smoke stacks' is an actual aesthetic that he loves

when they were relatively cheap and abundant i had no idea 96gb ddr5 RAM and 24 TB red drives were at the tippy top of maslowe's hierarchy of needs

Introducing the mysterious fourth gender

i saw a guy on twitch do an unboxing of one... it's so freaky they weigh about the same as a human body and come fully assembled in a crate and u just drag it out like you're hauling a dead guy out the trunk of a car

'politically incorrect yet philosophical' hmmm?

Not just an American disease. Seen quite a few "a great and terrible Madness has swept over the British Public, making them ungovernable" laments from some pundits here!

Pantomime Democracy

This sort of agrarian setup does not scale at all well. If you can grow your own fruit and veg then I'm not going to stop you, but the quantity you'll need to replace buying stuff from a marketplace is impossible domestically for the majority living in urban centres

Ori And The Whine Forest

Doesn't seem right that you can conflate GDP and Standards of Living like that, tbh

Left leaving while also being bigoted

This is literally communications! People blaming you for a thing you didn't do is literally a communications fault! It's a fundamental part of the role!

I had a 'computer hacker' version of this where he's taking an axe to the PC monitor

Hey man I live abroad and can tell you it quite easily: a government elected partly out of rejection of the existing one. A government that had no real ideological core. Contradictory positions that alienated both the people who elected them and the people they were courting at the same time.

hate to hand it to the guardian too much but this is very funny

lmao www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...

Add these four words

Not sure you can use the phrase 'track record' when describing 'a thing that happened once'

Again, not anything new, online casinos have been doing this forever Give influencers house money to play blackjack all day

Jesus Christ

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

sooooo why is there a catchpa that wants me to paste something into my terminal (lol fuck no)

I hate how much this video has poisoned my vocabulary I keep saying "last night was a painting" and making up new variations on it

My "cancelled SNES Resident Evil 2 port using the Ballz engine" April Fools post from a few years back

Famously being too shy to tell someone you have a crush on them is a thing that only affects heterosexual men

oh you posted on twitter because you still post on twitter and someone was cruel and disgusting to you? someone was evil to you on the evil posting website? wow should we alert the press

@beansnbops.bsky.social is one of my favourite mutuals AND reply guys

Don't use playmobile accesories on lego minifigs

I personally feel that this argument is not wrong but does miss the mark - people on 'The Left' (quite a broad definition) need motivated to vote, and it is difficult to motivate them to vote because the Democrats do not coherently speak to them. It generates disillusionment.

The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated

Same fart-huffing energy:

"How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?"

even if he made a hammer with a camera in it i dont think i could buy one at this point

Name a TV show nobody remembers but you

Don’t really think it’s good for lasting friendships to start a war with someone and then have your allies pay for the damages tbh