21st century kennedys realy showin how american traditions are just not respected any more

pretty hype about the bomb gettin dropped this year hope im facing the right direction so i get to see the mushrooms before they melt my eyes

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why should i care about my health when its gona kill me anyways

"if id just let myself get kidnaped twenty years ago my life would be so much better" is such a horrible thought but i think its worse that it's true

you can’t spell “The Reptile” without “Peter Thiel”

this comes from a fundamental error conflating bunness with burgerdom instead of sandwichtude, when the first recognizable hamburgers were served on sliced bread and the first sandwich of celebrated legend was served on a roll! using this logic & the facts one would enjoy a pbj burger & a 🍔 sandwich

i mean yeah

when somebody else picks your 👃

the man in the back said everyone attack & it turned into a ballroom blitzkrieg

idk gettin less chipotle counts as a win in my book

folks the accolades are rolling in

gota get the damn box fan out cuz its fucken eighty degrees out & spring aint even start for a couple weeks!!

him trending should be illegal til it happens

goddam i hate tryna post on a fuckin fucked ⬆️ as this is ass web sight, almost as much as i love my first album from my classic drone era

happy #bandcampfriday to yall 🧵

la cumbia del monte fuji sabrosa desu

Abolish ICE.

BREAKING: Jack in the Box CEO houses his former students burger in a new ad campaign for the Big Jack Pineapple Burger

*phil lynott from thin lizzy voice* tonight theres go a be a jailbreak somewhere in the town probably at the jailhouse but who knows where itll go ⬇️

maybe getting that stupid shit wasnt such a worthless fucking idea after all 🤔

*ray liotta voice**

bush (the band) did 9/11

so redneck i growed ⬆️ with two uncles floyd

dudes rocking: an american tradition

more like stopdot am i right yall

i love this but now im obsessed with seein him slap some racisr geezer & say "They call me Mr. Challenges!"

tfw aint none a the other country sages so polite

SCOOP: Iced cream

im in ur skyline reskeetin ur skeete

if your mama named you wah wah watson then some dude invente some guitar gizmo called a wah wah wel what you gona do?

thats amore

he was an American, and he was a fellow, but he wasn't my fellow American

yall wana know somethin at work i never thought i's that great a mechanic but im 🅿️ sure i can fix this iranian chopper even without no aircraft tech certs

orrr yeah i speak strine

oi the fucks ⬆️ with ya sheilas heilas & theilas!

camera glasses would be great for a lot of things but of course the idiots sellin em gota add ten thousan flavors of bull shit

how is thom thillis doing a better job opposing the president than @schumer.senate.gov

describe your politics with one gif

if you meet the Buddha on the road, invite him to the Fellowship Hall

bibi nite view ahhh

amateur sciutto lookin to go pro

quickly i hope

them new f150s realy got the horsepower

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Gimme gimme gimme the weed cause I'm gonna toke it!

fixin to smash my guitar cuz i cant find the fucking stand for it