the baja really blastin tonite boys

in a rich mans store there is nowhere to build a fire but his face

This Is Just To Say i have eaten the words which were in the speech and which you were probably saving for the UN forgive me they were delicious so good and so true

ive been looking so long for these pictures of spidderman that i finaly believe hes real

its wild how you can learn how to do somethin so well that you forget how to do it & just let your fingers handle busimess

flavor is stored in the cumin

i just talked so much shit to a squirrel for runnin behind a tree he was climbin that he come and sat out on a little branch for a minite yall i feel like natures own shitposter rn

*trent reznor voice* NYT AS A HOLE INK BOUGHT AND SOLD ID RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

charles entertainment xavier

yall know dune navigators ancestors knowed how to fold fitted sheets ➡️

anybody figure this part out yet or at least a reasonable cover story to pretend ffs

a sharpie seem a sight better than fucken engraving shit into a brass case at least 🤔

flipping thru the nearest copy of the communist manifesto to find the rollin papers stashed between its pages

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNmn... 🎧 no reason 😢😢😢

beef with me is still free fuckheads

so did elon kick her to the curb or did she miss the scent of sulfur

People stupid

look at this though

more like pecan unrolls

marx didnt predict the revolutionary potential of the lumpenproletariat

i know whose 👻👻👻 are tellin me to put parsley in my food when im sick and it aint the parsleys

nonflowering microgarden is lookin purty today

no thats not actualy the cranberries 🎧 its faye wong www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN2j...

holy shit what is going on 🔥 🚙

so my throats been so sore i aint eat nary a bite all week, but it aint so bad today. now i just gone so long wout eatin done starved my appetite out least my throat aint botherin me so bad i might can smoke me an appetite ⬆️

soun like we need a titanomachy of industry to me

everyone lacks a core self you are not who you were you will not be who you are

its a good plan, a wormy horsell slow you down til the zombies catch you

Church of Christ, Scientific Socialist

everywhere i go people sing this to me who knows how long ive worn em www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfcZ...

i thought that said "GWAR"

gdi 9ths & 10ths are so fun glad my hands can

is my left ear my bass ear because i played piano so young or is that just a coincidence 🧐

theyre banning tylenol but you know what they cant ban? wearing a ppopy to remember on veterans day

alls fair in drugs and war

LRT:

i am the lords forgotten boy i come to fulfill not to destroy

live at the five spot? look like morn that to me!

antifascist camera? rolling antifascist sound? speed antifascist … action!

aint eat in 2 days cuz my throats so sore went to make me an ice cream and its not there? did not realize i could hate my roommate more

i ludd this shit

ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oi oi oi jimmy kimmels back on the tv

i like geoff in his little geug

they're saying coffin flop's not a show. it's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals.

el viii ra shes my life and shes my wife

crabmantium just dropped

LETS MEGIDDOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

just imagine how many firecrackers will be goin off when it aint somebody elses memorial service

true tylenol facts (cont'd):

cool how they just barely updated craigslist in the last 20 years so its almost the same but completely unusuable on a phone now love that shit