muted dog post due to tomorrow im logging off for a while. see ya when i see ya

idk how plausible this is to implement but i would love it if saves were opt-in. if it’s that funny you can screenshot it! Saves are for journalism to me, no one needs to revisit my dumb posts

I had an 8 lb chihuahua that drank an entire cup of coffee when I wasn’t looking for about 3 minutes. It was sitting on a table outside with a chair next to it. Just saying

the dog (innocent, I know) stole my donuts off the dead center of my counter-height kitchen table

rare surveillance footage of @bigblocks.bsky.social

easily one of my favorite things I’ve read recently, and there’s something for everyone. if you don’t believe me, I will leave you with two words: piss button

LOGGING ON

the fifa peace prize. the shein sustainability prize. the uhhh third thing im out of ideas

my clutch is stuck to the floor of my car. that’s good right

mister moo

not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics

lmao

someone acquire this man

our best position player pitcher??

just watched a pastor, an English professor, and a gentleman in his 80s collectively miss a Travis Scott question on jeopardy. that’s the stuff.

I'll let you know when I start processing stuff again

I hope doordash in particular knows that every one of their commercials re-radicalizes me

if the phrase “aloof wife” is doing it for you, hello

I know everyone already had their “Dept Q is so good” moment but it took me a few tries to get far enough into the 1st episode to get hooked. but it’s so good and the first season ends with a radical face song which is nearly always good for bonus points in my book.

how is it that I’m just now learning Hilary Duff is from Houston

parents 8 years from now: yoshinobu yamamoto you go to your room this instant!

this is the game seven-est game seven

lfggggggg

Shoutout to Smoltz for saying "you don't mind if he gets a hit here, you just can't walk him" lol

spotted: a bat riding a bike

🎃

good morning, don’t text

me every year: I can’t wait for the weather to cool off my dog all day long when the weather cools off: outside? outside? outside? outside? outside? outsi

I cannot keep being forced to endure the chatgpt commercial where the guy cooks for his date

Got an emergency call-out to my great uncle's assisted care place bc the cable went out "and who knows how many more baseball games some of us have, darling"

does mlb or fox have some kind of deal with the goo goo dolls

my lukewarm baseball take that will still alienate many of my beloved mutuals is that I *hate* powder blue

it's over, it's over, Strongbad says it's over it's over, it's over, everyone died 'cept me

From M. Night Shyamalan, comes the baseball game that makes you old.

biblically accurate pitch count

only an etsy witch can end this

went to bed really early and woke up all disoriented and you’re telling me this baseball game is still going?

Losing it at these COINTELPRO dispatches in which FBI agents discover the enduring Houston spirit to lean

it’s cool this morning so my neighbors have their back door open and Penny is standing as close as she can get just waiting to be noticed

it still worked on me, but

dog who is big and sleepy

I haven’t really been keeping up with cfb this season but a 2-5 Arkansas team wrecking Auburn’s shit is exactly right

they should invent an adderall that lets you be a productive member of society who is also capable of sleeping

congratulations, here is your Smartest Nihilist in the Room trophy

has anyone asked Andrew WK who he endorses for nyc mayor

ontario gets to run that reagan ad through the world series lol

oof

I want to meet the person at the Ontario provincial government who found quality audio of an anti-tariff speech by Ronald Reagan and thought to use it in an ad during the ALCS. They've got to be feeling the kind of high that only comes along once or twice in a career.