Allison
@ajoff.bsky.social
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hi friends! if you’re a new follower wondering what it is I post about: great! we have that in common
about 1 year ago
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muted dog post due to tomorrow im logging off for a while. see ya when i see ya
14 days ago
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idk how plausible this is to implement but i would love it if saves were opt-in. if it’s that funny you can screenshot it! Saves are for journalism to me, no one needs to revisit my dumb posts
14 days ago
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bbny.bsky.social
14 days ago
I had an 8 lb chihuahua that drank an entire cup of coffee when I wasn’t looking for about 3 minutes. It was sitting on a table outside with a chair next to it. Just saying
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the dog (innocent, I know) stole my donuts off the dead center of my counter-height kitchen table
14 days ago
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rare surveillance footage of
@bigblocks.bsky.social
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14 days ago
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easily one of my favorite things I’ve read recently, and there’s something for everyone. if you don’t believe me, I will leave you with two words: piss button
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14 days ago
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mothra stewart | free link
14 days ago
LOGGING ON
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the fifa peace prize. the shein sustainability prize. the uhhh third thing im out of ideas
15 days ago
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my clutch is stuck to the floor of my car. that’s good right
15 days ago
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15 days ago
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mister moo
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15 days ago
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lauren
16 days ago
not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
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lmao
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16 days ago
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someone acquire this man
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16 days ago
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our best position player pitcher??
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16 days ago
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just watched a pastor, an English professor, and a gentleman in his 80s collectively miss a Travis Scott question on jeopardy. that’s the stuff.
16 days ago
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keb mode: upstate mode
17 days ago
I'll let you know when I start processing stuff again
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I hope doordash in particular knows that every one of their commercials re-radicalizes me
17 days ago
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if the phrase “aloof wife” is doing it for you, hello
17 days ago
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I know everyone already had their “Dept Q is so good” moment but it took me a few tries to get far enough into the 1st episode to get hooked. but it’s so good and the first season ends with a radical face song which is nearly always good for bonus points in my book.
17 days ago
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how is it that I’m just now learning Hilary Duff is from Houston
17 days ago
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18 days ago
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
19 days ago
parents 8 years from now: yoshinobu yamamoto you go to your room this instant!
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d.ly
19 days ago
this is the game seven-est game seven
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lfggggggg
19 days ago
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Alex Kirshner
19 days ago
Shoutout to Smoltz for saying "you don't mind if he gets a hit here, you just can't walk him" lol
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spotted: a bat riding a bike
20 days ago
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fishttp://
20 days ago
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good morning, don’t text
20 days ago
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me every year: I can’t wait for the weather to cool off my dog all day long when the weather cools off: outside? outside? outside? outside? outside? outsi
21 days ago
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I cannot keep being forced to endure the chatgpt commercial where the guy cooks for his date
22 days ago
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Elle
22 days ago
Got an emergency call-out to my great uncle's assisted care place bc the cable went out "and who knows how many more baseball games some of us have, darling"
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does mlb or fox have some kind of deal with the goo goo dolls
23 days ago
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my lukewarm baseball take that will still alienate many of my beloved mutuals is that I *hate* powder blue
23 days ago
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it's over, it's over, Strongbad says it's over it's over, it's over, everyone died 'cept me
24 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
24 days ago
From M. Night Shyamalan, comes the baseball game that makes you old.
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✨trash✨
24 days ago
biblically accurate pitch count
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only an etsy witch can end this
24 days ago
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went to bed really early and woke up all disoriented and you’re telling me this baseball game is still going?
24 days ago
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Robert Downen
25 days ago
Losing it at these COINTELPRO dispatches in which FBI agents discover the enduring Houston spirit to lean
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it’s cool this morning so my neighbors have their back door open and Penny is standing as close as she can get just waiting to be noticed
25 days ago
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it still worked on me, but
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26 days ago
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dog who is big and sleepy
26 days ago
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I haven’t really been keeping up with cfb this season but a 2-5 Arkansas team wrecking Auburn’s shit is exactly right
26 days ago
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they should invent an adderall that lets you be a productive member of society who is also capable of sleeping
28 days ago
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congratulations, here is your Smartest Nihilist in the Room trophy
28 days ago
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has anyone asked Andrew WK who he endorses for nyc mayor
28 days ago
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static klinger
about 1 month ago
ontario gets to run that reagan ad through the world series lol
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oof
about 1 month ago
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Michael Baumann
about 1 month ago
I want to meet the person at the Ontario provincial government who found quality audio of an anti-tariff speech by Ronald Reagan and thought to use it in an ad during the ALCS. They've got to be feeling the kind of high that only comes along once or twice in a career.
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