imagine if they had microblogging when franz ferdinand got merc’d

yes it should be a priority to undo war crimes next question, champ

holy shit lmao history

just caught up on the dust up and the dichotomy of “hey man, shut the fuck up. i don’t got time for this” vs “we’re in agreement and i’ve done no wrong” is evergreen lmfao

they’re cowards for doing second season of widow’s bay

the worst people you know are all having a terrible time and i think that’s beautiful

hey i’m starting to these guys are full of shit someone should look into this

From last year when he threatened Mamdani and his allies of consequences and push back should they try to primary Dem seats. Seems like it didn't work out, did it?

Jesus, I just remembered my dream last night Everyone on Bsky was responding to a prompt about what kind of suicide pills they have on deck Y'all were chiming in like "Oh yeah, I'm cynanidemaxxing" or "It's all about that ricin for me when the time comes" What is wrong with my brain

DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

SUMMER OF ROSES BABY

who’s resources? come again?

LMFAO

i have a bomb

how has a mcchicken only gone up to $1.69 but a mcdouble is fucking $2.50 what sort of inflation curve is that

tank top that says “i’m pissing for two”

seeing the matrix: reloaded when i was far too young pavlov’d me into being horny when i hear industrial music

shiver me bunghole

hey handsome, pissin hard or hardly pissin?

and astigmatisms are gods promists

sunglasses are natures nd filters

what the fuck do mean currents came out in 2015

devastating how much airpods have eroded the social contract of not taking lengthy phone calls in public

fortnite festival with the girlfriend #nuclearfamilymonth

from balls we came and to balls we return

I take my shirt off and all the hoes start throwing up

Ow My Balls!

why were early 00’s movies so sterile

Brother captured this happening 4 am outside his house and I’ve been in literal tears yall. Not the Soulja boy 🤣😭

this man is in every episode of svu

fisher, still so fervently missed.

please walk into your local bar/restaurant/coffee shop and say this out loud if you say “why would i do that, that’s insane” well brother that’s exactly what you just did

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

commissioned ash way back and it’s still one of my all time favs this is the deal of a lifetime

Still got 2 slots left of these!!!

mom found the cumbox

Emperor has lost a war with Persia and his public games were a flop, not looking great lads.

every day we invent new problems

welp cheers y’all 🍻

american century of humiliation clipping along at record pace

🎣

if some mf came up to me and said “oi, i’m young bob” i’m swingin

[explaining 9/11 to someone who doesn’t understand how sleeping works] your eyelids are the two towers and 9/11 is you going to sleep. both the towers are going down. also for some reason george bush is there.

trying to find an old post and came across this so sad the post i’m replying to is gone because what tf was goin on lmao

each additional word in this headline adds a loop to the rollercoaster