shit dude, u piss with that foreskin?

it looks like someone’s clitoris ran away from home and is slowly growing a new body

trumps rly losing the touch in his old age zany zohran? that’s the best you’ve got? damn, man. what happened to u

Gonna start printing all the Butlerian Jihad Now sweatshirts next week. Get em while they warm. Etsy.com/shop/bumlung

remember what they took from you

😘

GREG

Retrospectively I can see that *Madoka Magica* and *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of child labor that was beginning to shape and color Klingon life...

foghorn leghorn-ass

Ross Douthat right now:

Let me tell you what Madonna's Like a Virgin is about. It's not about some nice cis-het she/her. Tell that to the fucking tourists. It's about he/they/it agender system in a kitchen-table relationship anarchy arrangement. In Portland.

Considering becoming a sugar baby but instead of money, you just send me chili dogs and I send you my dawgs. What the hell did I just type?

vasectomy for your sinuses

i think testosterone is changing the flavor profile of my pussy ?????? lowkey getting a hint of glue stick tonight

breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her dogs out

need me a

damn y’all really like liberty titties

People in a tizzy about a fake Mr beast message. If you are worried about people lying about billionaires (making fun of them/ telling jokes) go google climate change it will blow your freaking mind

i will never not fuck with these things. you know who knows how to go around a bored girl? a human on a fucking bike. sad beep more you pointless little worm

now i gotta check the archives to see if he ever did a TT

This labeller never misses

me and wh- [10,000dB buzzer]

i’ll throw some money towards whoever’s willing to drive around the city in a moving van that says “i’ll help you pack” on the side

just wanted to re-post this messaging that helped win an election

Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.

"Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us." @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Mamdani: Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job, a single mom still waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with their back against the wall—your struggle is ours too

i can’t believe the cumtown boys hand crowned the mayor of new york city

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

“I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life. But let this be the last time I utter his name” - Zohran Mamdani

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

just know that inside some midtown sports bar the whitest group of dudes you’ve ever seen are gone off a few pitchers and yelling inshallah

[mamdani acceptance speech] initially, I had every intention of doing my best to reach across the aisle. I know some of my beliefs are radical and i want to represent ALL new yorkers. but now, seeing the responses to my victory, i’ve had a change of heart [dons a nets jersey that says Mao II]

Bluesky rn

the DNC desperately updating their winning calculus by putting a strikethrough over “has a Nazi tattoo”

one sentence? that’s all you got, Bill?

The White House just posted this they are not mad they swear they are so not mad

MAYOR MAMDANI— MUNICIPALIZE BLUESKY SOCIAL MICROBLOGGING WEBSITE APPLICATION PLATFORM CITY RELAY CITY APPVIEW CITY PDS

crashouts 4 cuomo

THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW

ackman’s drafting up a dear slim letter as we speak