lmao

hm. what a time on al gore’s internet

never logging off

great day to be a wallet inspector

Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk

friday vibing

you got what now

do you think they had fun during the protests

“Weezer is in the Epstein Files?!”

GARY GYGAX: hey you get that drawing of wererats done for the monster manual? DAVE TRAMPIER: sure did Gary - real sexually available and enticing just like you asked GARY GYGAX: ... alright. okay. thats fine

My wife asked me to sing Chop Suey as Goofy 🗿

Are women bourgeois?

fucking crying

(Only with regards to album releases)

sorry i remembered weezer exists and now i’m stun locked

has anyone checked if rivers cuomo is in the epstein files

this is an anti-weezer aktion account

i think the unsung hero of the 90s was that asian chick who told rivers cuomo she'd never heard of green day in order to get him to go away and he believed her and then put it in a song

unlike crypto, your deposits into the sperm bank always remain liquid

wearing my TENS unit into the shower just to feel something (deceased)

have i ever told y’all that i fucking HATE weezer

the (going) postal service

sir, dr. bronner’s has fallen

(To a straight couple) So which of you is the adoring Don Lemon and which is his lantern-jawed resolute husband

i’d kill for the unearned sense of self confidence required to post this string of words wowza

christ okay. so. yes the tariffs are reckless and need to be tended to but come the fuck on. COFFEE IS A LUXURY GOOD. FOCUS ON REAL ISSUES PEOPLE ARE BEING KILLED IN YOUR STATE BY MASKED THUGS

I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails

just imagined epstein sending this in an email to a .edu address and my brain had a brownout

was epstein a tripfag

she got that provia 100F fine grain pussy

lmfao someone call the janitors

he really is a redditor

holy shit, dog TC from the top rope

Catherine O’Hara. One of the best to ever do it.

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a perfect organism

By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍

jack. is that u

found this too

yeah man so unprecedented for google to pay folks $120k for low level work

fish 🥰

Several months ago I offered sexy fish man paintings in exchange for mutual aid donations(I was purchasing 500 cans of tinned fish) and they are belated, but I have done them.

horseshoe theory is wrong but it's very epic that both the online left and online right do not know what doxxing is and both use it as a go-to way to attack people they don't like primarily for social reasons and a personal need to flex nuts and pathologize their self-imposed inherent victimhood

mannequin baby

i may have my faults but at least i’m not “dress up for a netflix premier” type folk

Your opsec isn’t supposed to make you safer than the people you are trying to protect.