if your car has adaptive cruise control you should be allowed to drink two (2) beers while driving

maybe the most shocking revelation in the epstein files is there was a literal international pedophile child trafficking operation and formula one hasn't been implicated as heavily involved (so far)

indulged myself in switching home network over to UI metal now i get to cosplay as a sysadmin from anywhere in the world when the roomie texts me asking if the internet’s down

calm down there, meredith brooks

this dude got an aftermarket prostate

it’s basic science that the key to any successful music duo is a Big Boy and a little rascal. it’s undefeated

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Life is all about simple pleasures, like petting dogs or lying to children

brevity is the soul of wit

ai bros are reinventing the reference image discourse from first principles

apropos of nothing snitch tagging hank green is wild behavior lmfao

dunno why this is getting attention again but i stand by what i said

remember to aspire to live ur life in such a way that society is not basking in seeing u experience true terror

the louder the fit the weaker the jaw

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

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no instrument is more erotic than the theremin

dollarpbr.meow has a nice ring to it 🤔

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always make a point to look over the urinal dividers. not to creep but to assess hydration and infer weakness

Olivia Nuzzi what have you done

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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

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an unfortunate reality is nothing can replicate the rush of getting punched in the face

not knowing about quasimorph is 100% on you tbf

GTA 6 campaign where I try to hold hands with every woman in the game

pitching a tent in his memory? perhaps we are not so different after all

blueanon bout to stoke out

i am the dog in gods hot car. the a/c is not on. my favorite music is not playing.

it’s not fair that bari weiss gets to be the face of posting so bad someone gives you a talk show about it

Hulu thinks they've figured out the secret to attracting Gen-Z subscribers: A transgender elf woman in every show (Source: tinyurl.com/yxyctewp)

me too, brother

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if ur having a hard time dating or talking to women the number 1 rule is you gotta stop looking sad. Only dudes with small dicks who get no bitches are sad. You gotta look happy

looks like abortions are back on the menu boys

guy who does the "i like my coffee like i like my women" spiel to order a flat white

gettimg pulled over by a cop and remember that one time some lady said she flirted with a cop to get out of a ticket, so i pull out my dick and balls and say “you like that hog, piggy?” and he immediately shoots me in the 37 times in the chest.

new bobson dugnutt just dropped

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

might be a move in my near-distant future and one thing has been made apparent i refuse to move into a house with a yellow door

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at a stop light and car in front of me dropped an elf bar like it was a cigarette butt we’re ngmi

2026 on track to be the Year of the Hater

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