They want you to consume less alcohol so there’s fewer moments like these, wake up sheeple

calling my shot this admin’s hail mary is gonna be re-legalizing quaaludes and it’s gonna be with a tone deaf wolf of wall street clip

COINTELPROJARED

every time someone with their alma mater in their bio starts villain monologuing about anonymous posters I'm just like oh you thought this webzone was toontown. you're mad you can't dip the cartoon avis in your mentions

many of you would rather top a twink than stop and think

somebody's taking the news real hard

eating pez at a rate that’s scaring the hoes

how am i supposed to believe in robert muller and the rule of law now

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

gonna assume liability insurance required them to be on the ground floor

i can't get mad at trump putting himself on a coin, sorry. i don't care that it violates the purser's act of 1877 or whatever. it's purely funny. it'd be like issuing a presidential cassette tape half a decade after the ipod rollout

may the devil find you a full five minutes after you’re dead lads

shut the fuck up

if u followed me for the cum and beer posting don’t expect me to apologize for the baseball posting this shouldn’t come as a shock

a little disappointed that nobody is handing Team USA stuffed animals right now. that seemed like a durable innovation

Seriously. Going to the group stage games, watching fans make a RUCKUS for Venezuela and the DR, seeing this extensive list of approved and prohibited instruments(!!), made it so clear that a) we can be doing this so much better; b) MLB knows it and has chosen not to

ONCE MORE WITH FEELING

legally we have to release him now

never ask the united states military its batting average against guerrilla warfare

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

a 9 1 1 against the usa you say

there’s nothing more unpatriotic than cheering for team usa over venezuela right now

Blessings abound.

formally requesting someone edit the #packwatch gif to have a team venezuela hat for i cannot at this time

you must protect your whimsy at all costs, big dog

i’ll fight anyone who tries to come for this man

off work, first black and tan consumed all is right in the world

You right enjoy this hastily cobbled together picture of Alex Jones attempting to manifest giant joe rogan pussy

walking up to strangers and asking them if they knew we have a suicide pact

attention all BIG DOGS:

how are y’all just ignoring the last 2 seconds of this clip excuse me a giant WHAT

immune to oscar’s night brainworms ‘cause i just love da freakin movies baybee

“Hey Mac, what’s that Thang do?” - Childs while freezing to death, probably

i’ll never forgive blizzard for taking jeff from the overwatch team from us

can’t believe none of y’all told me that taco bell picked up the Murder Beverage mantle

14: *a passionate tirade against his Wikipedia doubting genAI-assigning teacher who said some bullshit about the J6 insurrection* Idk the word, I fact checked him out of spite? 16: *typing furiously* You were being pedantic? 14: Pedantic! Yes! 16: That's a Northernlion word Me:

you prepared to be lucky every time white boy

if u don’t wear these to ur therapy appointments ur a poser

Hey sorry one more post about it but just a fair warning that I'm closing orders for these freaking shirts this freaking Friday!

if you’re naked and you sneeze a really snotty sneeze all over yourself that’s basically the same thing as cumming all over yourself so maybe consider that next time you wanna “have sex”

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damn, brother got that hammurabi drip

show me someone who believes time zones are beneficial and i’ll show u a rube

dst is when the government steals an hour of our collective life force to funnel into the lich

ya man i took out kalshi puts on polymarket and polymarket puts on kalshi its called min/maxxing look it up