you're worried about twink death, i'm worried about the death twink ... he's right behind me, isn't he?

If you strike me down I will become more struck down than anyone has ever been. My ass will essentially have been cooked. Think wisely.

Oh you blocked me here? Well, you haven't blocked me in the astral realm. Be prepared to see my posts in your dreams

aight well. didn't even wanna swing for an AI review on this one I guess

I was concerned when what appears to be an AI-generated short story was named a regional winner of the Commonwealth Short Story Prize. As an advocate of literature, I decided to protest by writing my own prize-winning short story without AI johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/regionally...

Sharing a few relaxed and leisurely kitten sketches, all of them are classic works that I personally love. Take a moment to relax with the kittens too, stretch a little, and enjoy being lazy for a while. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #sketch

People are always asking why I’ve been stabbed in ritual sacrifice attempts by over 5 different shamans and I won’t apologize for leading an interesting life

the secret to attracting women is to find their favorite item and give them 10 or more of it until their favorability of you is at the max level

all right hexi it's been swell

scrolling the bluesky bans aggregate like I've showed up a day late to the no plumes refused mount vesuvius eruption event at stabiae

as of the most recent update, reaching 69 total moderation strikes against your account unlocks brand-new flair for your profile

how i spend my day after calling into work

"that peasant Zhuge Liang" lmao

aight well there was no need to go and out fox business like that I don't think

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

call me lady cock the way I pullet

Every guy in a videogame:

neighbor saw my dick & balls 😩 he walked away kicking the dirt like a cartoon character who is saying "aw crud"

please be careful of this guy giving legal advice without a proper a/c relationship. in his position I would carefully research whether your crimes are basically fine to do

ggwp

rewatched this last night. to balance my humours. you understand

thank you australian government for protecting my eyes from seeing whatever filth this pervert posted🙏

38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today. Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

(Stormy applause) Comrades, I must naturally begin by thanking you for two things: firstly, for the congratula-tions addressed to me today, and secondly, even more for having spared me congratulatory speeches (Applause.)

Bumped into an old friend on Whenua Hou the day before yesterday, while I was working on the webcam. #kakapo #kakapo2026 #conservation #wildlife

that should add a settle beef button and you press it to immediately duel to the death

rip birthday boy lenin you probably wouldn't have loved playing vampire crawlers but I will

lol disc horse bot discretion is not your strong suit

beautiful women have been teaching me how to Kill so I'm ready for the new sts2 patch

Friday at last…

This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within

upset my cat by singing to him but it's unclear if it's the singing itself or just because I don't know enough of the lyrics to gary numan's cars off the top of my head for my rendition to consist of anything more than "meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow"

they never should have introduced daylight savings to 更点

help.

what do you mean impuissantly isn't a word. I'm not respecting that

Great thread happening rn on r/beetlemoses right now

ate too much plastic cheese

drill sergeant: you're cute. You're handsome. I think you oughta be in movies me: sir yes sir drill sergeant, raising his voice to a scream: did anyone ever tell you you are beautiful

2FA stands for 2 Falafels, Alright. not many people know this

welp this is becoming part of my vocabulary forever

he drinks an Irn Bru / he drinks a Mountain Dew / he has a Surge or two / his highness dog at Kew / he sings the songs that remind him of the good times / he sings the

Lotta men out there giving men with small penises a bad name 😔