my role in the cosmic drama is specifically this extra from the sleuth of ming dynasty

looking forward to my wife checking their notifs and immediately knowing I've played the new story mission in honkai star rail because it's just 50 messages of me going "I'm losing chess to a fucking dog" with increasingly frantic capitalisation choices

khrushchev: and another thing! i am sure, no, certain that all americans are given "cowboy name" at age of sixteen. and yet on this visit not one rootin-tootin moniker have i received. why is that? do you americans think this will threaten national security, in some way, perhaps?

keep photographing my tv to show the groupchat my little guys in pokemon z-a because the switch compression makes all the screencaps look like they were taken on a motorola razr v3

landback + Australian = kinkshaming

Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with

at the stage of protracted creative burnout where I'm preemptively pulling this face to the point of tensive headache before I even open any document

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

they say the best revenge is to live a long and happy life. and as a non-vengeful guy, i'm going to kill myself

I think i got them all #critterposting

has anyone invented a guy yet whose personal determination on the sentience of AI is pending on whether ao3 classifies fanfiction written about AI celebrities as rpf or not

I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.

good rule of thumb for avoiding foot-in-mouthing your way to a clean wehrmacht redux on the skyline by the way is to learn to love the theory at least half as much as you love the praxis

Slight addendum. Not "everybody" was "kung fu fighting" during the boxer rebellion, actually

this man is rustling AND tussling

ten minutes in to pokemon z-a and I've seen enough. fistbumped totodile. game of the year

Everyone should listen to my Rap record. I am the greatest musician of all time soundcloud.com/anechka-the-...

amending my pathing schedule: find me on the hot new social media "northernlion's twitch stream chat" where I will be recommending him more fmvs in service of a thematic chinese century of gaming bit

how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping

Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea

that's about how I feel too buddy

same genre

among the most serious crimes online is 'Not Caring About My Personal Drama With That One Account' and it is unfortunately punishable by death

ⓘ 这位用户欢迎她的新自帶乾糧的五毛同志们。

Dudes rock

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chiblee, i'm gonna do it, chiblee no one wants to charge their jo crystal with me, chiblee i've lost the will to live, chiblee

vapourboarding myself with shin ramyun black to see if I can synthesise a chronic sinusitis complication that makes my family doctor reconsider rural practice

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

frankly at this point there is not a TOS that can be constructed that will stop me posting about snowballing prog into a twink's mouth. you will find me in the global chats of those predatory microtransaction idle games always adblitzed on instagram dodging automod to ponder hole

This sequence was filmed on a closed social network with professional posters. Do not attempt at home.

I am killing him

my friend started watching kamen rider earlier in the year so I gave them my heisei-era recs. several months later I'm finally getting that payoff (they finished kuuga)

love this guy

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

will also say: I genuinely wasn't expecting not just the degree of textual homosexuality but its framing. as historical fiction, it had to contend with li chengqian, sure. but it reimagines li chengqian's failed coup not with chengxin's prior execution as an impetus but protecting him as the reason.

they let me tackle kuan-hung off a horse. 10/10, game of the year, get this studio another BAFTA

THAT'S RIGHT. ART TRULY NEVER GETS APPRECIATED IN ITS TIME 😤

you shouldn't assume. when you ASS-UME you make an ASS out of UMAMUSUME

marathoning the last six episodes of shadow love only to open kuan-hung's weibo supertopic & see this gif posted with "I want to help him lick the blood off his mouth" felt like getting emotionally clotheslined. like sister you're so fucking right but can we all take just a moment to recover

[guy who's about to make a terrible mistake voice] I should rewatch Qing Ya Ji...

the first disciple to post to the wuling mountain nextdoor that their sect leader is doing master/student roleplay with the woman who just made them all stop spreading her lie that she's pregnant out of wedlock with his child is going to achieve immortality by infamy