White House ratio'd by the smallest possible pop star.

potato leek soup save me potato leek soup.

we're in the big leagues now

i've lost three jobs from getting sick, got left unemployed for 8 months, and finally got a new job just in time for cold and flu season to beat my ass again. i make minimum wage at a car wash and i'm terrified to get sick for even a couple of days. this country needs to be destroyed

my parents were interviewed about the tornado in front of our destroyed house on ABC news this is fucking nuts

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/

yeah [ drawing streak: 262 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune ]

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

feels like every week i hear about some new franchise for kids that's trying to be the next Five Nights at Freddy's. Poppy Playtime. Garten of Banban. Piggy. Rainbow Friends. Indigo Park. Fun-Full Fellas. Marvin Amusements. Play With Red. Budgie. Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you

Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies (Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)

so a tornado ripped through and wrecked my family's house back in texas yesterday. i genuinely don't know how to process this

pet peeve of mine is whenever you're working on a project and you present a WIP and say "this part is unfinished/has problems that i'm aware of and am going to fix" and then instead of useful critique people just point at the problem you said and go "that's not good you need to fix that" YEAH I KNOW

absolute beast mode

i'm going to kill myself, my college saw that i have a large dog crate in my room (i use it as a sensory space and also i'm a freak) and is now filing an incident report against me that i have an "unapproved dog in my residence" that must be removed. bitch the only dog here is me

Girl who's been on HRT 6 years: I'm sorry to say this but first year of transition is Hell Me (beginning of transition): pfft yeah whatever, I'm built different (One year later) Me (several arrows protruding out of my back): I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT! I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT!

[trying to make a joke without it accidentally sounding like some kink trans girls are into] um. uh. uhhhhh

arguably a bigger harbinger for the end of the world we know than all of the fascists taking power and wars breaking out is that it seems like they might actually announce half-life 3 soon

it couldn’t possibly have been trans awareness week because nobody told me

🌐 #art

y'all i don't know what the fuck this was. i don't know what the fuck this was

i'm high as shit right now i've never made abstract art this is my attempt at abstract glep

WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

the mario princesses? yeah.. they can FIGHT TOO

Morgan Freeman is taking legal action over AI clones of his voice “I'm a little pissed off... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me” (Source: www.theguardian.com/film/ng-inte...)

i am incredibly disappointed with the Mario Galaxy trailer and i'm back to believing that Galaxy should have absolutely been the third in a trilogy of films if they wanted to do it right. fuck

i refuse to abandon my morals and work with genAI in any way shape or form

do you ever regret making something

as a huge Galaxy fan, the Comet Observatory and Yoshi look great- however, the render of Mario on the front of the box lacks some of the sauce that the og had. they better fucking do that rim lighting is all i'm saying

is this anything

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

my girlfriend got into fortnite and named her banana dog after me

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Did Zohran just quote Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man

there is one of the largest mass hysterias i’ve ever witnessed in politics with people who hate zohran mamdani and it’s all going to be so much funnier when he wins

i'm now Santa Buddies (2009)

accidentally used the word "vore" in a conversation with my parents a little bit ago because i genuinely thought it was a normal word. i did not know that, outside of being used as a suffix, it almost exclusively refers to the fetish of being eaten. i'm going to end it all

I desperately need this stupid A.I. bubble to burst already. I'm sick of these losers treating creativity like it's some problem that requires a solution.

sometimes . you need a cup of apple juice to get through this crazy thing called life... heh...

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people straight up need to draw boobs with more gravity to them and I'm not afraid to say it. Give those bitches some heft. It's not a balloon full of air, it's MEAT pulling on SKIN. If I can't look at it and imagine the weight in the palm of my hand we cant be friends

YAY YAY SILLIES YAY YAY YAY

breaking: local brionne is SO sleepy

Zohran is probably the most human politician I’ve seen in years

happy Halloween and Halloweekend :)

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