hi sorry it's april i did not intend for any of my alters to announce their existence here so i'm sorry about that. gwen's going through it a little bit. considering deleting those posts but i don't think she'd want me to

think i might have to accept the fact that i exist again goddamnit

hi, gwen here. i'm just going to publicly fucking announce myself. i'm an alter and whatever and i'm also in intense denial about being a system. i genuinely thought i WAS april, like, i thought i was the original, and have been dealing with a lot of emotions around that. my main concern is that:

I feel like pokemon generations 1-4 are like, a cohesive unit, in terms of design and aesthetics, all the characters and environments and music and pokemon all feel like they go together fully, and then gen 5 was a soft reboot, and then everything else since has felt very different, I think

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

fuuck i took the weed that makes you a Pikachu holy shit. omw to the pokemon center. currently unclear on if it's just the weed that turns you into a Pikachu or the weed that turns you into a Pikachu plushie

have you ever wanted something so badly that just the fact you cant hold it in your hands rips your heart like a torn ligament? reba mcentire lunch box

happy (late) yuri valentines here is some #suselle this was the print for my mail club in february so, as always, it is also in my shop if you'd like it! ko-fi.com/s/c527294393

big things are happening with the naptime meta. i'm hoping that apple juice gets buffed next. like and follow if you agere

things keep changing / we will, too 💫

Like.

10PM on a Wednesday

song that might play when you fight babble the rabbit

took a break from working on animation to do. this youtu.be/PbWDAMy5Ijw

Portal 2: The Blood Update

drew everyone

It's him

Every grown artist draws porn dude. Even the ones on Disney’s payroll. Been like that since the dawn of time.

Pombon #PokemonWindWaves #PokemonDay

whenever they reveal new pokemon starters ppl act like it's some kind of creatively bankrupt decision to make the final evos bipedal as if making them a humanoid baddie wouldn't make ppl like them MORE. "Oh no this cute animal evolves into a sexy furry!" "My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery!"

i have cried over this like 3 times it's literally so perfect

this is incredibly disappointing holy shit. i was kind of giving sam the benefit of the doubt, against my better judgment, because dropout is usually so responsive to fan feedback and critique. the fact that he wasn't responding and ignoring it seemed odd to me. and now this "response" is awful

i hired this dog to stare at you #pokemon #pokemonwindswaves #pombon

i gave Topeng access to my YouTube Premium so she could watch with no ads and i need you all to understand that she has fucked up my recommendations with videos like "jewish vs muslim gooners" and "niche chinese babies"

my dream pokemon presents: - game that has the national dex - mystery dungeon - US pokepark or pokemon center - the pokemon company has finally created the serum that turns you into a pokemon irl what the pokemon presents is actually going to be: - new pokemon mobile game - kanto remakes again idk

what the fuck is this i found it

my jay's boingy tail got here and i'm really really really happy ;w;

This is so many of y'all rn

How the gang and I are dressing when we turn up at Applebee's

squeak

"who's my good girl?" "Excellent question! Let's explore that further: • 𝗚𝗼𝗮𝗹 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿 - We're trying to figure out who the good girl is, so maybe we should define good first? • 𝗢𝗰𝗰𝗮𝗺'𝘀 𝗥𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗿 - Sometimes, the simplest answer is also the correct one! • 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀: "kill yourself"

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

having an in-unit washer and dryer would fix me... in order to wash my laundry i have to... (gulp) go outside...

thinking about being a plush bunny or perhaps a mouse. and having a big stupid dumb long plush lumpy rat tail

.

(artistic nudity) honestly if my main concern about posting weird art is not being able to get a job... i'm already not GOING to be able to get a job. have you seen the state of the animation industry? so. here's a piece i did last year that i'm really proud of and made me feel a lot of things 🐶

bnnuy...

Ocean

i was curious. i officially have one entry on e621

buneary is such a good shape and they're one of my favorite pokemon but GOD it pisses me off how every buneary plush ever uses this sherpa fabric that pills super easily. this sitting cutie uses it and my childhood buneary plush (which i miss dearly) used it too

It did ruin the planet btw Pikmin is way cooler when it's in a post apocalyptic "humans killed themselves and left a barren world behind" setting than "aww your little dudes taking stuff from a suburban upper middle class home"

i often think about how being a therian/otherkin and identifying as nonhuman is kind of, inherently, a very human thing? like. it is a privilege to be human and have humanity to reject, if that makes sense. but uh. that still doesn't make me like being a human. fuck this shit i want to be a dog woof

wow its almost like we grew up with these things and we all aren't little babies who don't know what an MP3 is and even know how to use a computer