It’s time to take this movement global. Let’s march on Buckingham Palace

NECA Releases JD Vance Figure in Universal Monsters Collection hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

headed home from No Kings in DC, incredibly chill and fun day and i can't wait to see how the right-wing disinformation machine turns it into a violent antifa uprising and not basically a big concert with an above-average frog costume concentration

Just a reminder—there is a No Kings demonstration near you tomorrow. Let’s all go and help stop these cruel chaotic politicians who have short-circuited our Constitution! #nokings

My friend Andrew Lih @fuzheado.bsky.social is a freakin hero. A gunman came into his Wikipedia event, and he grabbed and disarmed him. Thanks to him and another brave volunteer, no one was hurt—not even the gunman. Now let’s ask why we accept a society where this can happen at any large gathering.

the entire core bluesky userbase: "ban the nazis, we came here to leave the nazi bar" bluesky: "you said something about a nazi bar?"

i wish microsoft executives a very unpleasant trip into the sun

top 10 i miss my Wife moments [HD]

great deal on the worst standard console controller. gyro is non-negotiable and it's unfathomable to me that microsoft still hasn't gotten the memo

i love using controllers on desktop 😭

she processing on my vulkan til i shaders

I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!!

bluesky needs a feature to let you publicly rotate other people's posts

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

the zapruder film makes a lot more sense when you see the new version with the pikmin

regrettably my twitter addiction is the reason i met the love of my life

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple

Hey I finally got an everdrive for my NES but it didn’t have a cartridge shell so I just used one from an old sports game and cut a hole for the SD card.

They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.

i have a new job btw, come on by the car wash and tell them you're alexis's dad and we'll wash your car for free

harassment doesn't matter when it happens to trannies, only the poor defenseless CEO

Autumn

this is the same thought trap that drove jack dorsey mad. a simultaneous abdication of social responsibility for the realities of your platform and doubling down on approaching implementation and policy as one in the same, viewing social behavior deterministically. divine watchmaker complex.

life goal: own a real-world automated 100-pin bowling lane like from wii sports

dokey kong

after 190 days, i FINALLY found a place desperate enough to hire me despite my transness

I feel like we've gotten numb to these threats but it really is something to stack them all next to each other www.theverge.com/policy/79051...

Jared Leto is being put down (Source: tinyurl.com/3u4dtxnd)

aw hell naw fuckers took my msiexec. can't have shit

"you'd make a very good dead wife flashback for a movie" -my beautiful wife @hatboxapril.bsky.social

abolish ice

the Human Brain (soup vessel

unemployment is learning there are psychological advantages to putting on a bra even though you're spending all day at home in your pajamas

beef

hey does anyone know about how long til we've reached the part of societal collapse where i don't need to worry about my prior debts anymore because i'm behind on my car payments and nobody is willing to hire me in this climate

go fuck yourself sony, it's not my fault your dogwater sticks start drifting after a year of extremely light use

thanks for the heads up, plex, i can't imagine being so woefully out of date

the fbi has released a ransom note reportedly found at the site of the shooting

one time in a summer "camp" (really just an activity group) i was told "we're going bowling" and i was excited because hell yeah, bowling! but when we got there, it was duckpin bowling. i didn't know anything but 10-pin existed and i was so distraught my mom had to take me home early

my car fucking broke down again. between this and not being able to get a job since march, i'm pretty sure the only thing that could possibly dig me out of my current financial hole is a mysterious benefactor wiring me $10,000 with no strings attached

enjoying a nice all-american breakfast at 2:30 pm when my sister crashes in screaming my name and hands me the fruits of my @cheekface.bsky.social Stubbs Club membership

i'm being silenced

somberly editing the search bar from "why does gilbert gottfried sound like that" to "why DID gilbert gottfried sound like that"

This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"

billion dollar idea: pixie stix. but like with salt instead of

HIRE TRANS WOMEN YOU FUCKERS