my collected wisdom is its mostly luck, but you have to jump in the haystack enough times that you might get pricked by a needle

happy 7/11 cheekface day (UK)!! new stuff in the web store!! 🗓️ 2026 wall calendar 🎩 hat 👕 restock of the “local band” long sleeve plus a $7.11 discount if you’re in the stubbs clubb (check your email for a code)!! thank u for choosing cheekface 🫡

Well then, let's listen to Cheekface.

Happy UK Cheekface day to all those who celebrate.

Happy UK @cheekface.bsky.social day. The green juice is free now.

happy 7/11 cheekface day (UK)!! new stuff in the web store!! 🗓️ 2026 wall calendar 🎩 hat 👕 restock of the “local band” long sleeve plus a $7.11 discount if you’re in the stubbs clubb (check your email for a code)!! thank u for choosing cheekface 🫡

corporate wants you to spot the difference

Keith morris just crossed the street in front of my car on my way to the studio. Think that’s good luck. Possibly bad luck. Regardless, some kind of luck

go dodgers

Back to normal service.. 😂 youtu.be/ezzj4tN3T7I?... #Cheekface

@cheekface.bsky.social was right, I'm alive now.

We come to the end of Post a Link to a Song October 2025, it looks like I forgot yesterday's post on Bluesky. I am bringing it full circle today with another KEXP performance, from Cheekface (who we started the month with). This might be how I heard of them. youtu.be/YRggC-U6414?... #PaLtaSO

. @hallmark.bsky.social pay me lol

over-under on Halloween party “Katy Perry in space” 1.5

what if cheekface had quotas

mom we’re in the crossword

☺️

is cheekface inevitable

when you need a Pepto bismol you need a Pepto bismol

you guys fw cupcakes?

Wife: [telling me a story] They were just doing their thing. Me: Were they continuing to do their thing, left left, right right? Her: Cheekface? Me: [sheepishly] yes. Her: They have a quote for everything. Me: yes *10 min later* Me: I'm not hungry, but I could still eat. Her: ... Cheekface?🫡

they should bring back cheekface

Cheekface was right, NO

Cheekface were right, I’m feeling fine but not better than fine.

just a few thingys left for each of these

Cheekface was right, I'm feeling good but I'm sure it will pass

cheekface was right, fuck all the transphobes

Cheekface was right, A BIG CUP OF NOODLES, A GIANT CUP OF NOODLES

Cheekface was right, don't get hit by a car

Cheekface was right, you always want to bomb the Middle East. cheekface.bandcamp.com/track/you-al...

@cheekface.bsky.social was right, I do contain multitudes, I contain multiple dudes

Cheekface was right, we really are the virus, dude.

Cheekface was right, The Moon just sits there

@cheekface.bsky.social was right, Fritos isn’t free 😔

Cheekface was right, cigarettes can kill you, but they don’t they make you stronger

Cheekface was right, a giant pretzel would make me feel better.

Cheekface was right, my ass IS my largest muscle

Cheekface was right. I lit a match I threw it in the trash I tossed it all in the dumpster. The dumpster fire got bigger now we need a bigger dumpster and a book of matches.

Cheekface was right, too good to work for anyone

it is lamentable that dig up her bones is now the most popular misfits song on streaming. but also it probably really pisses off danzig, which makes me laugh

Cheekface was right, I am always working, but I don't have any money.

it's not by any means unique to be able to listen to new music on an old device, but i will forever get a kick out of being able to see stuff like the 2025 @cheekface.bsky.social masterpiece Middle Spoon on an iPod from 2005, and have it not just work but be actively supported

cheekface was right, I am just a cat watching another cat on TV

you had me with "cheekface was right"

advil gives me serotonin syndrome tylenol supremacy

chicago 20 tix left nyc 40 tix left let's rip it bye

Hopping back on here to say that I’m still looking for work!

You'll win your yearly drinking game if you buy them!

don’t contemplate too hard