Turns out being in a rough headspace is a bad time to have a serious conversation about big things cause if there’s disagreement it only makes it worse Anyway send pet pics or selfies please I’m struggling today

Tonight we record 1972! What’re your favorite songs from that year?

Hey, fuck ICE and their nazi recruitment commercial

If McLeod signs, I'm done. I met my future (next week!) wife during the Canes-Caps game 7 Ginner OT goal game. I drive an hour in from Alamance EVERY FUCKING GAME to tailgate 3+ hours a game. We travel a week a year following a canes away trip. If they sign these worthless humans, I'm done.

You're Americans. Rise above the politics. They ain't even important. They are in fact, your domestic enemies. Politics divide We the People. Revolution unites We the People. This country is about Liberty & those willing to fight & die for it. Liberty doesn't exist on paper. It resides in you.

Fat Bear Week bracket already busted

RFK: "Acetaminophen causes autism" Me:

After fully forgetting that peach scone song bullshit another Hobo Johnson song came across my radar and it’s just as bs as the last and I’m convinced it’s music for incels

Me to me:

Got a thing today

Exclusive: Dark Horse announces NERD INFERNO – THE ESSENTIAL EVAN DORKIN Nerd Inferno: The Essential Evan Dorkin paperback omnibus collecting three of his creator-owned comics will be available in spring 2026.

Getting my first tattoo tomorrow and I’m so excited

Sometimes I go down the rabbit hole of looking at an old high school friend’s absolute heel turn and it’s surprising and disappointing

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Brad Pitt wishes he was this hot as Death

Me all morning after getting the Covid and flu shots yesterday:

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This was just last month and we have already memoryholed it. A cop killed by an antivaxxer.

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

You're a woman because you're a woman just like you're a man because you're a man just like you're [gender] because you're a [gender]. You are what you are and I don't mean metaphorically. I mean literally, genuinely, and taxonomically

Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing

putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.

Love matching with someone on bumble and then they unmatch before sending any messages. I guess I look good enough to swipe right on but my profile is bad enough to not give me a shot

Just casually dropping the murder

My kid needs to interview an engineer for school - phone or in person - and I know no one. If someone might be willing to speak with him for a few minutes, that would be awesome!

I can’t tell which one I dislike more: referring to Thursday as “Friday Eve”, or referring to Friday as FriYay.

We’re here to burgle your turts!

We record 1974 tonight! What are your fave songs released in 74?

Slightly Diminish a Band: Surprise! while there’s Music Playing

Slightly Diminish A Band: The Treatment Of The Symptoms, Not The Disease

So tired. In so many ways. Was up 2:15-3:30 last night for no reason. I’m tired of working all the time. I’m tired of the world doing what it’s doing these days. I’m just tired.

The following items share a quality. Add something that fits the theme! FLATLY DENIED FJORD RELAX

I survived, bitches

Mistakes are about to be made

Me before therapy this morning: I really don’t know what I’m going to talk about today Halfway into the session, holding back tears cause I’m at work: “AND ANOTHER THING!”

man, Twin Peaks is the only copaganda that still works on me. I can’t stand almost every man in this town, but Coop and Harry are angels and if anything ever happened to Sheriff Andy or Deputy Hawk *I* would burn that mill to the ground

MONSIEUR HULOT!!! NO!!!!!!! DON'T STAY AT THE STUFFY FRENCH RESORT!!!! YOUR CHARMINGLY CLUMSY ANTICS WILL ONLY SERVE TO INFURIATE THE RESIDENTS THERE!!!!!! MONSIEUR HULOT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big booties I’ve been hacked

“No worries” they said to their coworker mere seconds out of a meeting about how many worries said coworker caused

Some jagbag stole my lunch from the fridge at work. Haven’t had that happen since I worked at Macy’s 15 years ago

Damn scammers are getting tricky and convincing. Almost got got this morning and my adrenaline is still running from thinking I was gonna get arrested but all is good.

This is still absolutely fucking with me. I’m glad I have therapy tomorrow to talk about it because it is messing up my brain.

Pro tip: if you’re gonna ask someone to let you crash at their place because you have nowhere else to stay, maybe don’t then take advantage of their kindness and do crack in their bathroom while you think they’re asleep

I felt the need to make this