See yall Thursday

True injustice is getting a SCRUBS revival and not a COUGAR TOWN revival

For two folks in particular I need to stop crushing on

oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold

Oh no a hot they/them gave me their number tonight HELP ITS GAY PANIC

Hot take but Fuck Buffalo

Oh no the work crush is a redhead now

When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

6 years ago, today, I started an incredible game with a group of people with whom I became incredibly intimate friends. If you ever love "who's line is it anyway", or if you ever loved Shakespeare, do yourself a favor. Find someone playing a TTTPG near you. They will accept you. They will love you.

I miss my bidet

Morgan made a last second creation to punch up my Goofy costume for tonight and it’s gonna be so great alongside Minnie

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Shut up everyone shut up there’s a baby Elton John at this parade

It’s my favorite day of the year! I’m in Phoenix for the last time before the contingent moves to Maryland. I get to see my partner’s daughter’s school costume parade and go trick or treating with her as the Goofy to her Minnie Mouse. Plus my favorite Phoenix restaurant for lunch? Heck yeah.

Out of Office: on Bags: mostly packed Mind: in Phoenix already

Me to me:

Puck: traveling left to right Me: I want this to go left to right, but faster Stick: okay, I’ll swing left to right and hit the puck Puck: fuck you I’m twelve feet in the air going backwards now you big dumb idiot man

Love to watch hockey because I spend every second of every day under the effects of physics and gravity and I need proof that I will still never understand how any of it works, ever.

everyone loves milkshake duck, the duck running to unseat susan collins in maine

Assuming trans people's physiology based on our birth certificates is potentially unsafe

Listening to top bitch album Demon Days at work today

genuine pleasure this morning going back and forth with our marketing person @naomithinksit.bsky.social deciding whether or not we can claim that seeing our new beautiful Eat the Reich dice will make you shit yourself or just straight up cum we're entering a bold new era of RRD messaging, friends

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok” I asked the oracle and the prophecy foretold you’re a fucking loser

This afternoon I’m watching a production of All Hallow’s Eve, a New York theatre’s take on classic slasher Halloween but if Shakespeare!

I think he should do it

Happy to report that having sex with someone after having a crush on them for the better part of a decade is extremely nice 🥰

Today kinda sucked.

Yall my Arizona partner is so hot I wish I had a local partner as well but finding other poly folks is tough But my AZ partner is so cool

Turns out being in a rough headspace is a bad time to have a serious conversation about big things cause if there’s disagreement it only makes it worse Anyway send pet pics or selfies please I’m struggling today

Tonight we record 1972! What’re your favorite songs from that year?

Hey, fuck ICE and their nazi recruitment commercial

If McLeod signs, I'm done. I met my future (next week!) wife during the Canes-Caps game 7 Ginner OT goal game. I drive an hour in from Alamance EVERY FUCKING GAME to tailgate 3+ hours a game. We travel a week a year following a canes away trip. If they sign these worthless humans, I'm done.

You're Americans. Rise above the politics. They ain't even important. They are in fact, your domestic enemies. Politics divide We the People. Revolution unites We the People. This country is about Liberty & those willing to fight & die for it. Liberty doesn't exist on paper. It resides in you.

Fat Bear Week bracket already busted

RFK: "Acetaminophen causes autism" Me:

After fully forgetting that peach scone song bullshit another Hobo Johnson song came across my radar and it’s just as bs as the last and I’m convinced it’s music for incels

Me to me:

Got a thing today

Exclusive: Dark Horse announces NERD INFERNO – THE ESSENTIAL EVAN DORKIN Nerd Inferno: The Essential Evan Dorkin paperback omnibus collecting three of his creator-owned comics will be available in spring 2026.

Getting my first tattoo tomorrow and I’m so excited

Sometimes I go down the rabbit hole of looking at an old high school friend’s absolute heel turn and it’s surprising and disappointing

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Brad Pitt wishes he was this hot as Death

Me all morning after getting the Covid and flu shots yesterday:

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