Can we talk about how Jackson Blake is going to somehow be paid only $5.1 million dollars until 2034 #LetsGoCanes

someone trying to navigate a new, convoluted Grindr update: #LetsGoCanes

Fuck now the devils are ahead of us again #LetsGoCanes

Really can’t complain about a point given the circumstances #LetsGoCanes

Don’t know that I like this shootout matchup, but we will see! Freddie, here’s your chance to redeem yourself in my eyes! #LetsGoCanes

At least one point from this slopfest of a game is hitting like crack right now #LetsGoCanes

Oh my god. Are they going to actually do it? #LetsGoCanes

This game is cruelly teetering just close enough to being winnable for me to keep watching despite it being past midnight on a weeknight #LetsGoCanes

Ehlers has been absolutely invisible tonight #LetsGoCanes

Way to just render that second period useless.

Am I really going to stay up for this slop? Actual non-rhetorical question, I’m trying to decide #LetsGoCanes

“Stop the presses!! Jesper “”””The Wall of St. Paul”””” Wallstedt has a ***BLISTERING*** shutout streak of 5 minutes and 37 seconds!!!” - these broadcasters, probably #LetsGoCanes

Will the national broadcast shut the fuck up about this minnesota goaltender’s streak now? #LetsGoCanes

LFGGGGGG That goal is compensation for that one brutal post that Blaker had earlier #LetsGoCanes

Good character design to dress Zuccarello in the jersey that makes him look like a zucchini #LetsGoCanes

bit of a stupid and misleading stat by the National broadcast to say we only have “one multi-goal comeback”, when the reason for that is because we’re usually playing ahead #LetsGoCanes

This is still a winnable game imo. Start the second on fresh ice with a power play, team isn’t even playing particularly bad, idk. Call me delusional but they can definitely overcome this #LetsGoCanes

Freddie might actually be cooked. Dude has not had a single lights out game this season, he’s well below .900, he’s only getting older, it’s really really starting to feel like a massive mistake that we brought him back. #LetsGoCanes

Y’all. Be so forreal. Do not tell me not to blame Freddie. This man has yet to have a great game this season. I know it’s not all on him but damn, he’s not even bailing them out much. #RaiseUp

29th best penalty kill vs 31st best power play, this is movable object vs stoppable force 😭😭😭 #LetsGoCanes

All that waiting just for this #LetsGoCanes

dude this game starting at 9:30PM is ridiculous. I took a nap and still have an hour until game time, and my viewing options while I wait are to watch the oilers get fucking beat by the caps, or watch the FLAMES and BUFFALO play each other #LetsGoCanes

DEVILS GOT CUMPSTER’D AND DUMPSTER’D???? #NHL

The league should genuinely be worried about a healthy Hurricanes team. 13-5-1 and 3rd in the league despite having almost 50% of your regular starters missing time at one point is genuinely incredible. Now Chatty is back. Slavin is close. It’s getting spooky.

Some good news on the injury front 👀 The #Canes could see defenseman Jalen Chatfield back during this road trip. Details » https://www.nhl.com/hurricanes/news/injury-report-chatfield-nearing-return

“Canes Win Update: Due to staffing shortages, limited menu and some store closures today, we cannot activate the "Canes Win on the Road" deal. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience! We'll make it up to you soon. For any other questions please email - [email protected]” #LetsGoCanes

What a goal from Taylor Hall 😮‍💨

Hall stunted on em #LetsGoCanes

hockey league that awards one standings point for every goal scored

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

No. 1 #UNC ousts Duke for the second straight season, earning 29th field hockey Final Four berth with a golden goal. Erin Matson moves to 15-0 against the Blue Devils as a player and coach.

Panthers might legitimately be starting to figure their shit out (keep expectations reasonable) #KeepPounding

Go caps, unfortunately #NHL

Well that was over quick lmao #LetsGoCanes

Is Reilly fucking hurt jfc #LetsGoCanes

OH MY GOD HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN NYSTROM IS THE GOAT??? #LetsGoCanes

BANGGGGGGGGG #LetsGoCanes

Fuck dude, don’t let me ever talk again #LetsGoCanes

Freddie’s absolutely redeeming himself for that slow start. Playing out of his mind rn. Team needs to win for him #LetsGoCanes

“The canes want this game 5 on 5” is a really good euphemism by Shane Willis for “the canes power play absolutely blows” #LetsGoCanes

BANGGGGGGGG That’s mostly a Blake play imo #LetsGoCanes

This is a very winnable game #LetsGoCanes

I have discovered that the Breyers Carb Smart ice cream is the same amount of calories as Halo Top and is like, a third of the price. Why was I not aware of this. Breyers marketing people should be fired

BEAUTIFUL passing there #LetsGoCanes

Not looking like a great night for Freddie so far #LetsGoCanes

Svech buddy, what are you thinking there #LetsGoCanes

Massive yikes on that one #LetsGoCanes

👀 if the NHL playoffs started today, these teams would *not* be in: Oilers Golden Knights Rangers Panthers Lightning Leafs Caps