Not a great sign when a 41-year-old Brent Burns is your best d-man of the night 😅

Need an etsy witch to put a curse on Carter Hart

Vegas has been extremely mid all season….so like,,,,, what are the Avs doing 😵‍💫

Yeah dude, you literally passed the puck to an opposing player at least 5 times tonight

1. This was never going to be a sweep 2. I’m heartened by how the Canes played in the 2nd period 3. That being said, the defense was abhorrent tonight and Jaccob Slavin was absolute dogshit. He needs to figure his shit out

Slavin literally passed to a Habs player multiple times on that PK. What the hell man

Love how the Habs and Canes have collectively decided to do jackshit and just let the penalty run out lmfao

Much, MUCH better period for the Canes. They limited the Habs to 3 SOG the entire period, and it was just 1 SOG for nearly half that time. Keep it up in the third!!!!!

We’re taking it back. Slavin just passed to a Hab. What the hell dude

Cackling at the guy in front of me who just went “thank you for being defensively responsible, Slavin” LMAO

Thank u Eric Robinson for breathing life back into the arena 🙏 #raiseup

hoo boy, the block/mute buttons are getting a workout tonight ☠️ #soundthesiren

need someone to bitch slap every single defenseman in the locker room during intermission #soundthesiren

The fucking post man

Man. The refs are fucking ON ONE tonight

Well. A team has finally scored more than 2 goals on the Canes this post-season 😅

ummmmmm imma need the Canes to tighten it the FUCK up

Goddammit. They tied it as I was skeeting ☠️ #raiseup

WEARING MY JARVY SWEATER PAID OFF!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO #Canes

Mason Greer always crushes O Canada!!! #raiseup

The Canes have faced 2 Canadian teams through 3 rounds off the playoffs, I feel like this is the most the Canadian media has had to perceive us in a hot minute lmao

Key is so goddamn fine 😮‍💨

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

“I can fix him” No you can’t, babe. Quit. Pretty much any job would be better

Another one of my faves. Rip Dillo 🫡 #RaiseUp

God, I hadn’t heard about this until now. Absolutely heartbreaking. May they rest peacefully.

As expected, Jonathan has not done a shred of self-reflection. Sure, a woman is what fucked your game over, not you being a bigoted misogynist with a terrible social game. Rightrightright. Super believable. Never trust a white man with dreads!!!! #Survivor50

#Survivor50 knowingly gave Tiffany an Angry Black Woman edit. I’m not surprised, but goddamn, I hate it so much. I hope Jeff, Joe, Jonathan, and all the other misogynists associated with the show never know another moment of peace.

I am begging people, next time you see a woman on reality TV who seems disproportionately angry for the situation she’s in- PLEASE remember that things are being excluded from the edit. They love to edit in an angry woman, but they never seem to include an antagonizing man.

it's so funny i cannot stop laughing 😭 #survivor50

Loved this piece from ESPN - a love letter to southern hockey and the passionate Huge Caniacs. Worth a read! #RaiseUp www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

it’s FINALLY game day y’all #raiseup

was wondering why Jelly Roll was at the Avs/Knights game tonight and then a couple hours later I opened instagram and was served a music video for Jelly Roll’s new Stanley Cup-themed song that the league must have commissioned from him 🤢

You know who won tonight?! WOMEN!!!!!!!! Congrats Aubry and Cirie! They carried this season on their backs fr. Shout out to Tiffany for being the realest and Dee for being the best forwoman of the jury! And Emily for the best jury question! #Survivor50

Yes, I am back to skeeting about the NHL playoffs now that I’m done perceiving the Survivor finale lmao

Too many people pronounce Hutson as “Hudson” and it annoys me. Y’all better fix that shit because there’s 3 of them in the league now lol

Just realized that the Canes and Habs playing each other means there’s a high likelihood of two Carriers being on the ice at the same time. Sorry in advance to John Forslund 🫡

LMAO I actually completely forgot about Cirizard of Oz when I skeeted this 🤣🤣 #Survivor50

Notice how when the show is ACTUALLY in the hands of the fans, we pick Cirie to win the $100K prize, not these dumbass twists? Ball don’t lie #Survivor50

Jeff: “it’s the open era of Survivor” Me: “Survivor is doing polyamory now?” #Survivor50

CIRIE WINS THE $100K I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!! #Survivor50

My first thought was “how much is she gonna have to pay in taxes on that thing” lmao #survivor50

#Survivor50 live show is running on Indian Standard Time. How is this supposed to wrap up in 12 minutes lmao #Survivor50

Well. That was a season. #Survivor50

Jeff, we KNOW who voted for Joanthan. You don’t have to tell us #Survivor50

They had to wait so long to know which one of them won #Survivor50 that those taxes won’t hit til 2027 lmao

“the total package” 🤢 #survivor50

im gonna be so forreal. no one’s answers at ftc have been super compelling #survivor50

Why is Aubry talking about her game in third person, it sounds like the intro to Avatar the Last Airbender #Survivor50