MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉 Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!! Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!

wdym march 2020 was nearly 6 years ago

BRANDON BUSSI 3 YEAR CONTRACT EXTENSION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bussin for three more years!

In addition, the Carolina Hurricanes Foundation will make a $10,000 donation to the Autism Society of North Carolina.

The biblically accurate Auston Matthews fivehead is sending me into orbit ☠️

In happier news, NPR released a Tiny Desk Concert w/ Miguel a couple of weeks ago and I need more people to see it. The smoooooth vocals are everything 🤌🏽 youtu.be/DzS1ak7vQ-M?...

The venn diagram between people who like the Tkachuk brothers and people who voted for Trump is a circle

It’s only been ~3 months since the Tkachuks got on their dumbass podcast and said that they hate when women call them by their nicknames and that women are only there bc they want to fuck them. First of all, they’re both ugly. Second, the women on Team USA are more talented than they’ll ever be.

Now over the course of US women’s hockey games, we’ve been subjected to JD Vance & Marco Rubio at a game with the transphobic Lamoureux twins & now the Tkachuk brothers. I addressed the brothers in today’s queer Olympic news roundup. www.thefrankiedlc.news/p/more-gay-n...

man I just realized Team USA is all the way at the semifinals and this is the only goal they've allowed so far

In other news, the women are quietly cooler and better than the men

The Tkachuk brothers are at the USA-Sweden women’s game? But I thought all women who are interested in hockey are just there for the men? 🙃

this is beside the point but I love that Jason Kelce is there to support fellow Cleveland native Laila Edwards ❤️

We have at least 21 cases of measles here in the Triangle NC area since December. Get your kids vaccinated! abc11.com/post/potenti...

I’m going to keep sharing this PSA: although the MMR is usually given at 12 and 18 months, your baby can get a first dose as early as 6 months. They will still need the other two doses, because immunity doesn’t stick at that age, and insurance may not cover it. But it’s protection.

If Sweden loses to Latvia, I don’t think William Nylander can show his face in Toronto anymore

My friend sent me this Tiktok about the Tkachuk and Hughes brothers and I’m screaming at the accuracy ☠️

We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate. (I am going to go cry now)

this is the video/account:

Sesame Street posted the video of Elmo w/ the Tkachuks on Instagram and everyone is roasting them in the comments lmaoooo get her jade!!!

@realitytvalways.bsky.social I’m watching Guy Fieri’s new Tournament of Champions qualifier and Katsuji is here 🙃 he’s going up against Chris Oh and I hope he knocks Katsuji out

Tuesday qualifying games: Switzerland vs Italy Germany vs France Sweden vs Latvia Czechia vs Denmark Wednesday quarterfinal games: Canada vs Czechia/Denmark United States vs Sweden/Latvia Slovakia vs Germany/France Finland vs Switzerland/Italy All are elimination games. Lose = go home. Game on!

Dating a man who can’t read is WILD. Ain’t no dick that good. Lord have mercy. Now I’m gonna have to institute reading tests for prospects, SMHHHH.

I’m back to watching Bob’s Burgers bc the brain cells are not there today

S/o to Maximilian Franzreb for holding his own against the US team up until that late period goal. I need Germany to LOCK IN 😤

Germany’s goalie should be able to fight Matthew Tkachuk for pulling that bullshit on him

Tití Me Preguntó has been stuck in my head all week

my friend: all they’re missing now is a goalie goal me: no, jordan binnington doesn’t deserve one

my cat taking a little nap:

LETS GO DENMARK!!! One shot one goal!!!!

Poor 21 year old baby goalie got McDavid’d on his first shot 😭

“The heart of Team USA is Brady Tkachuk” brb while I throw up 🤢

Elmo can’t convince me that Brady Tkachuk knows how to read

So far Canada has a goal from: - even strength - the power play - short-handed - an own goal (thx france) - a penalty shot And we still have 20 minutes of hockey to go 😅

GET THE TKACHUK BROTHERS AWAY FROM ELMO BOOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO

Sometimes you don’t want to root for the heavyweight champ,,, but in this case, I am ABSOLUTELY rooting for the heavyweight champ 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Poor French goalie got Celebrini’d and Crosby’d in less than 20 seconds 😭

MACKLIN CELEBRINI IS 19 YEARS OLD! I REPEAT! HE IS 19 YEARS OLD! HOLY SHIT THIS KID

Did not expect Connor McGoonvid to show up for the #Olympics

Crosby assist on a Toews goal, what is this, 2010? (Yes, I’m aware I’m late) #Olympics

If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!

Is that…..All The Things She Said being played on the organ at the #Olympics????

Bro they’re playing this game on NBC at the place im at AND THEY HAVE KENNY AND EDDIE. WHY ISNT PEACOCK USING THE SAME DAMN FEED

I cannot believe NBC has the British guy solo commentating this Canada vs France hockey match. What the hell man

I will pray to every god possible that the US gets eliminated

Oh lordy they got our boy Jarvy on a line with both the Florida Sams ☠️ #RaiseUp

MARTIN NEČAS TIES IT UP FOR THE CZECHS! HELL YEAH!

Roman Josi is unfairly pretty